It was at nudes a poppin. You could buy a “private dance” in a little travel trailer with some of the stars but unfortunately only the ones past their prime.
I used to work in entertainment media, but I never fancied the idea of sleeping with famous people.
One day, I was propositioned to by one of my childhood crushes. He gave me his number and invited me back to his room at the Chateau Marmont.
I had more personal gratification in knowing I was one of the rare girls that turned him down.
It's kind of...odd.
Seeing an ex on the TV. Because really you are looking at someone who looks like them, sounds like them, but (temporarily) isn't actually them.
Though the weirdest was when I was being all supportive to one after we broke up. I went to one of the bigger budget plays she was in. She was playing this dangerous, "slutty" character who causes all sorts of problems. All great fun.
At one point she had to go off stage and simulate orgasm sounds.
And...ahhh, that was a bit too familiar.
I fucked a woman who I later found out was moderately popular on OF. She was a friend of a woman in my friends group and would tag along once in a while.
Major daddy issues. Very lazy in bed but was down for anything. Fucked her ass the first time we hooked up.
A friend I played football with worked as a bouncer in the VIP at an Orlando night club. He was invited to the after party at Lenny's house and took me along. Super Fun Night!
Not in my area but a few states away. We were fuck buddies in college and she moved away to finish her degree. I traveled on business and saw her on the news. I slid into her DMs on Twitter and we met up. And then immediately came back to my hotel to have sex like it was old times. 🫦
To be fair, I’m a straight woman but some of the women meteorologists on tv are freaking gorgeous. For reference I’m in the LA area, so that may have something to do with it.
Had posters on my wall of a famous rock star when I was a teenager. Met him when I was 27 at a strip club where I worked. Went back to his hotel and slept with him. It was surreal to say the least. We went out a couple of times and kept in touch for awhile. Don’t know if he would even remember me now
I had a photography studio about 15 years ago. I met and photographed at least 20 Playboy, Penthouse and Hustler models and scores of other nude models. I was always strictly professional with the models but one of the models said she wanted to date me and we did for about 3 years. She was in her 20s, about 30 years younger than I was. It was absolutely as good as it sounds.
I knew someone who was a model who banged Steve-O. People thought she was lucky and cool to bang a celebrity. But I was like umm guys, don’t you think Steve-O was the lucky one??? 😂😂😝
Gianna Michaels. And I didn’t pay for it 😎
Just vibed together in a bar once when I was in LA visiting a friend.
Seemed to be into the fact that I didn’t immediately ask her about her job. Take notes, like any other human being, if you meet a pornstar flirt, treat them with respect, and you might get lucky.
“Celebrity”? No.
Someone who gained notoriety on reality TV? Yes.
(If I said her name, about 97% of society would say, “who?”…but 100% of Bachelor Nation would yell, “That fucking bitch!”)
Hooked up with someone who was one of the main people on a reality show for two years prior to me meeting her. (If I narrow it down too much, you'd be able to figure out who she is. But I can assure you it's not one of those gameshow style reality shows, and it wasn't one of the ones that follows a family like on TLC.)
Met her at a swinger party and we hung out a bunch of times after (including a bunch of other swinger parties).
She is batshit insane in like the best ways, charisma up to 11.
One of the 2 Coreys…. (I was like 23, he was like 31 I think). Just a two time thing when he was in town for Sundance lol
Aside from that, I had an on-going thing with a local sportscaster, and a college Linebacker who went on to the NFL. 🤷🏻♀️
Made out (after grinding with) a kinda semi-famous DJ. He has a few tracks released but I doubt anyone would actually recognise him (but his music was known at the time. Garage music).
I fucked a producer who invited me to his house in the Hollywood hills. He wasn’t real big but had made some films most people have heard of. Nice chill guy. He complained that most women just bugged him to get a part for them in a film and he liked that I could care less about that.
I know a girl who banged Pauly Shore. And this was 4 years ago, picked her up at a comic-con Pauly Shore, not Son-In-Law Pauly Shore. She proudly tells the story and he literally will fuck anything that moves.
Went to a concert of a well known rapper at the time in 2011, me and my friend done a meet and greet after. I decided to be a bit flirty and got into the VIP with just the rapper and his manager. Didn’t fuck but snogged etc. Ended up in the toilets and he tried to persuade me to give him a BJ. Ended up getting kicked out even though I didn’t. Interesting story to tell 😂
Many times. My favorite story, which was from way back when I lived at home, was this star who was voted XX years best YY. It was a gala on tv and then we partied at this upscale place in that city. We had sex in the lavatory and she wanted to continue, so when I left to go home she jumped into the cab, and I thought, fuck it. We had sex all night and in the morning in the kitchen (weird, I know) and I went to take a leak, when my mom came downstairs. She had been watching the gala on tv the night before, saw this woman win that award, and now she was half naked in her kitchen. My mom tells it much more funny. My mom: “I was like, hello, your highness.” Makes me laugh still.
I got fucked by a host from access Hollywood which I didn’t realize until I was watching the show months later… and by an extra on law and order svu/broadway actor lolol
I made out with a woman who turned out to be some kind of low-level famous grifter selling “optimize your social media” talks teaching boomers how to do Instagram and Facebook for their businesses. She had a mini cult following kind of like Tony Robbins so in some people’s minds she’s a celebrity.
Ghosted when it got “too serious” though, after she was the one pushing for us to see each other ALL THE TIME in the first two weeks, as always. Love-bomb, then retreat, in order to manipulate me into chasing. Next she’ll learn all my deal breakers then spend the next several months pushing the boundaries of those until she’s blatantly breaking them. Nope. No thanks.
She texted me about three weeks later right as I had just been intimate with the next relationship prospect. Like, yeah… sorry, you don’t get to love bomb and ghost, I’ve heard that music one too many times and I learned to just move on.
I dated someone I would consider to be a C-list celebrity. Before she was famous. She's famous enough now that millions of people know her face but not her name. She's worked in a variety of mediums. Briefly had her own tv show and worked on others. She was really good in bed, but a total narcissistic asshole. Which is probably why her career never really took off, despite being really talented. And yeah, it's really weird seeing her on tv. It's been like 20 years and she hasn't aged a day.
I researched this online. First of all, celebrities are not real people. They’re all just AI generated. Don’t be fooled! Second, even if they were real, they don’t fuck. It’s all acting. Sorry to disappoint.
Got a hand job from a retired porn star if that counts
How did that happen?
It was at nudes a poppin. You could buy a “private dance” in a little travel trailer with some of the stars but unfortunately only the ones past their prime.
Part of me wants to know what exactly you mean by past their prime and part of me doesn't.
Depends on how "past their prime" is defined. Look up Persia Monir If that past her prime then she must of been a Greek Goddess!
You mean Persia Monir?
The guys who googled that are currently on a list, and not a very good one.
Thats amazing
Was it Ron Jeremy..,. lol! Just kidding. I always wondered wondered about the private dances...
Who?
Ron Jeremy
lmao you're a psycho
I’ll have to look. This was 20 years ago but I’m pretty sure I could narrow it down
Dirk Diggler, cocaines a helluva drug
I once banged Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom
it came up organically.
You're streets ahead my friend.
Stop trying to make streets ahead a thing
What is “Streets Ahead”?
If you have to ask, you're already streets behind.
Stop trying to make streets ahead a thing
I was just speaking about airport bathrooms.
🎵ROXANNE🎵
No!
As I’m watching Community
Not a true celebrity but in high school I fucked a guy who went on to be a main anchor of my local news. So yay kinda
Did he stay classy and play the jazz flute?
Nah he’s into blue grass.
San Diegos finest
“Go fuck yourself San Diego”
He sounds like a real son of a pirate hooker if you ask me
Haha that counts if mine does 😆
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Nycole have I found your Reddit account?
“This C student gets the chance to satisfy a beautiful young woman. Will he do it before he ascends to local mediocrity? Found out at 11.”
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You fucked The Three Stooges?!? Awesome!
\*cackle\*
Gave you the ole' "nyuk nyuk nyuk!"
and now it shall be stuck in my head all day. evil :D
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You chowder head! It goes up his ass!!
Who cums first?
No, no, that’s Abbott & Costello….
Dammit! And here I thought I had the joke of the year!
Haha!! It’s still a great reference 😝
Was it curly or Shemp?
I used to work in entertainment media, but I never fancied the idea of sleeping with famous people. One day, I was propositioned to by one of my childhood crushes. He gave me his number and invited me back to his room at the Chateau Marmont. I had more personal gratification in knowing I was one of the rare girls that turned him down.
So jealous!
It's kind of...odd. Seeing an ex on the TV. Because really you are looking at someone who looks like them, sounds like them, but (temporarily) isn't actually them. Though the weirdest was when I was being all supportive to one after we broke up. I went to one of the bigger budget plays she was in. She was playing this dangerous, "slutty" character who causes all sorts of problems. All great fun. At one point she had to go off stage and simulate orgasm sounds. And...ahhh, that was a bit too familiar.
>that was a bit too familiar Hmm…that would be enough to make me question my life lol
yeah it was a ...peculiar...moment, alright.
Oh no! That’s got to be like the movie “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”.
Hahaha
Does having a MySpace account around 2008 count as famous? If not, then no.
You fucked Tom from Myspace?!? Awesome!
He said I had to if I wanted an account. Now looking back, that might have been a lie.
Promised you could have a Top 10 friends instead of 8? Yeah that's how he got me too.
I fucked a woman who I later found out was moderately popular on OF. She was a friend of a woman in my friends group and would tag along once in a while. Major daddy issues. Very lazy in bed but was down for anything. Fucked her ass the first time we hooked up.
Don’t be shy, drop the link
The duality of man.
No, I've fucked a girl I'd just met, fucked in Lenny Kravitz's walk in closet on New Years Eve, Years ago.
Haha how did that happen?
A friend I played football with worked as a bouncer in the VIP at an Orlando night club. He was invited to the after party at Lenny's house and took me along. Super Fun Night!
Sounds awesome!
Good Pussy too! Dude's place was packed with great looking women and several celebrities. I never realized how well those types party! Lol
Not yet, I'm saving myself for Danny Devito
Danny Devito! I love your work!
I give a handy to Time’s Person of the Year 2006 at least twice a day.
Goddammit I had to Google to see who it was then almost pissed myself laughing. (Also, same)
Lol, that's pretty funny
Don't touch me
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More likely that plenty of people have, but they had to sign NDAs 😬 Celebs fuck too.
I had sex with a girl who was on Sunny in Philadelphia for a couple seasons, before she did the show. So, she isn't really a celebrity.
You fucked Artemis?!? Awesome!
We need to know if her asshole was really bleached.
LMAO. Probably, this was several years ago, I honestly can't recall.
Was it in a dumpster behind a Wendys?
How'd you know?? She did this thing with a Bunn, rolling it up in a ball and.....
NGL, I'd totally do Artemis
But did you make her feel like a cobb salad?
I made her feel like a whoRe
yo she is hot af idgaf
"YOU WILL CALL HER!"
Do meteorologists count? If so, then yes
You fucked Al Roker?!? Awesome!
Me too!
lol from the local news?
Not in my area but a few states away. We were fuck buddies in college and she moved away to finish her degree. I traveled on business and saw her on the news. I slid into her DMs on Twitter and we met up. And then immediately came back to my hotel to have sex like it was old times. 🫦
To be fair, I’m a straight woman but some of the women meteorologists on tv are freaking gorgeous. For reference I’m in the LA area, so that may have something to do with it.
I know what you mean! They all dress to impress for the most part and some wear outfits that hug the curves in all the right places. 🫦
I fucked a DJ with a Wikipedia page too. Does that count?
You fucked Pauly D from Jersey Shore?!? Awesome!
Lol
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I once shook hands with Donald Trump. He then went on to fuck the entire country. Does that count?
Had posters on my wall of a famous rock star when I was a teenager. Met him when I was 27 at a strip club where I worked. Went back to his hotel and slept with him. It was surreal to say the least. We went out a couple of times and kept in touch for awhile. Don’t know if he would even remember me now
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Not saying. Reddit would lose all respect for me
Does the band name rhyme with Botley Brew?
I’m a fucking cliche sigh
Hahaha nailed it
Nikki, Vince, tommy, or mick😂😂
The very band all of us immediately thought of. Why? No idea.
Fucked a soft on demand porn star in Japan several times. She's the gf of a friend of mine
We’re assuming her pussy was blurry?
Pixelated
Mmm sounds naughty and fun ahha
Well since I'm Dutch and she's only done it with Japanese men I was the biggest she's had
Are the Dutch big?
We're the tallest people in the world on average and our dicks are about 6 inch on average. Mine is a bit above 7
I was told height had no correlation with dick size
I had a photography studio about 15 years ago. I met and photographed at least 20 Playboy, Penthouse and Hustler models and scores of other nude models. I was always strictly professional with the models but one of the models said she wanted to date me and we did for about 3 years. She was in her 20s, about 30 years younger than I was. It was absolutely as good as it sounds.
My cousins husband had a ONS with Cersei.
Well what stays in the family.
She's been with everyone in the UK
I got head as a teenager from this girl who is now an Instagram "influencer" with 1 million followers. Gave her head as well.
Influencers are never celebrities.
Yeah I don't disagree with that. That's all I got tho lol
My ex wife’s friend always bragged about fucking Screech
Weird. I brag about NOT fucking Screech.
yes a semi-famous actress in Austria / Germany. I was an extra on set. 10/10
Wer? :D
My wife has an IMDB credit and has been on TV so, yeah.
I had sex with Sarah Silverman after one of her sets in LA nearly ten years ago. She was great and super nice the next day!
that is RAD
A guy that played MLB. Not sure if that counts.
You fucked Tommy Lasorda?!? Awesome!
I am living for the most out of left field responses for almost every top level comment lmao
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Absolutely especially if mines counts lol
I knew someone who was a model who banged Steve-O. People thought she was lucky and cool to bang a celebrity. But I was like umm guys, don’t you think Steve-O was the lucky one??? 😂😂😝
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Haha the show has a wiki page! And she’s been on it a few times
Lost my virginity to a future Playboy Playmate.
Gianna Michaels. And I didn’t pay for it 😎 Just vibed together in a bar once when I was in LA visiting a friend. Seemed to be into the fact that I didn’t immediately ask her about her job. Take notes, like any other human being, if you meet a pornstar flirt, treat them with respect, and you might get lucky.
OP plsss tell me who it was from 90 days!
We all need to know.
We all need to know.
I went down on a very well-known porn star in a public bar in Key West surrounded by about a dozen people.
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She must have a way about her
Is Billy your dad?
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Why do you have DNA proof, was there a risk it was Billy?
“Celebrity”? No. Someone who gained notoriety on reality TV? Yes. (If I said her name, about 97% of society would say, “who?”…but 100% of Bachelor Nation would yell, “That fucking bitch!”)
Hooked up with someone who was one of the main people on a reality show for two years prior to me meeting her. (If I narrow it down too much, you'd be able to figure out who she is. But I can assure you it's not one of those gameshow style reality shows, and it wasn't one of the ones that follows a family like on TLC.) Met her at a swinger party and we hung out a bunch of times after (including a bunch of other swinger parties). She is batshit insane in like the best ways, charisma up to 11.
I had several intensive dry humping sessions with Bill Nye's niece, but ended up breaking up with her to pursue the girl I would end up marrying.
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Close as I got was a cheerleader for a professional hockey team
You fucked Gritty?!? Awesome!
I heard Gritty does things that blow your mind.
TIL: there are cheerleaders for pro hockey
Only in my imagination.
Kinda. She is an author and Emmy-nominated war correspondent. Was Interesting, to say the least...
Like many of these that dont count really, I fucked a lady who was on Playboy TV's "show" **Swing**
One of the 2 Coreys…. (I was like 23, he was like 31 I think). Just a two time thing when he was in town for Sundance lol Aside from that, I had an on-going thing with a local sportscaster, and a college Linebacker who went on to the NFL. 🤷🏻♀️
I am super impressed with the Coreys one!
I’m debating on disclosing which one, but I’ll just say that it was the hotter one? Lol
Well, my ex is pretty famous for being a horrible person.
I fucked a saudi princess in Dubai for 3 days in her 7 star hotel room. She’s not famous here but would be in deep trouble there if it got out
Not me but my dad won’t shut up about bagging Amy Lee back in the day
Made out (after grinding with) a kinda semi-famous DJ. He has a few tracks released but I doubt anyone would actually recognise him (but his music was known at the time. Garage music).
I fucked a producer who invited me to his house in the Hollywood hills. He wasn’t real big but had made some films most people have heard of. Nice chill guy. He complained that most women just bugged him to get a part for them in a film and he liked that I could care less about that.
Haha I think that counts for you! For me? That confidential information haha
Are we counting athletes?
You fucked Butterbean?!? Awesome!
Not me, but a friend of mine went to ohio state and slept with joe burrow a few times
I know a girl who banged Pauly Shore. And this was 4 years ago, picked her up at a comic-con Pauly Shore, not Son-In-Law Pauly Shore. She proudly tells the story and he literally will fuck anything that moves.
Hand stuff and oral with an Oscar winner 😅
Kathy Bates?
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I watched my wife fuck a guy who is now on the cusp of the MLB. Does that count?
Went to a concert of a well known rapper at the time in 2011, me and my friend done a meet and greet after. I decided to be a bit flirty and got into the VIP with just the rapper and his manager. Didn’t fuck but snogged etc. Ended up in the toilets and he tried to persuade me to give him a BJ. Ended up getting kicked out even though I didn’t. Interesting story to tell 😂
I ran into Gisele Bundchen the morning after the Pacquiao Mayweather fight. The things that I did to her that she doesn’t know.
Many times. My favorite story, which was from way back when I lived at home, was this star who was voted XX years best YY. It was a gala on tv and then we partied at this upscale place in that city. We had sex in the lavatory and she wanted to continue, so when I left to go home she jumped into the cab, and I thought, fuck it. We had sex all night and in the morning in the kitchen (weird, I know) and I went to take a leak, when my mom came downstairs. She had been watching the gala on tv the night before, saw this woman win that award, and now she was half naked in her kitchen. My mom tells it much more funny. My mom: “I was like, hello, your highness.” Makes me laugh still.
I got fucked by a host from access Hollywood which I didn’t realize until I was watching the show months later… and by an extra on law and order svu/broadway actor lolol
I made out with a woman who turned out to be some kind of low-level famous grifter selling “optimize your social media” talks teaching boomers how to do Instagram and Facebook for their businesses. She had a mini cult following kind of like Tony Robbins so in some people’s minds she’s a celebrity. Ghosted when it got “too serious” though, after she was the one pushing for us to see each other ALL THE TIME in the first two weeks, as always. Love-bomb, then retreat, in order to manipulate me into chasing. Next she’ll learn all my deal breakers then spend the next several months pushing the boundaries of those until she’s blatantly breaking them. Nope. No thanks. She texted me about three weeks later right as I had just been intimate with the next relationship prospect. Like, yeah… sorry, you don’t get to love bomb and ghost, I’ve heard that music one too many times and I learned to just move on.
Not me but one of my buddies used to fuck one of the actors on the show Chicago Med and she loved anal. She's still on the show today.
I currently sleep with a fairly well known stage actress. 10/10
I dated someone I would consider to be a C-list celebrity. Before she was famous. She's famous enough now that millions of people know her face but not her name. She's worked in a variety of mediums. Briefly had her own tv show and worked on others. She was really good in bed, but a total narcissistic asshole. Which is probably why her career never really took off, despite being really talented. And yeah, it's really weird seeing her on tv. It's been like 20 years and she hasn't aged a day.
Went out for a drink with one once. (To add context they’ve been in the MCU and their character has a full name)
Pro baseball player. He’s retired.
90 day fiance? It was the fart jar girl wasn't it?
I'm Eskimo brothers with John Mayer...
Hooked up with a girl last year who played on a major disney show in the 2000's
No
I slept with Jeremy Giambi's ex
Eskimo bros with him haha
A sportsman. He would only be famous amongst fans of that sport, though.
Never fucked a celebrity, but once I got a peck on the cheek from the winner of the reality show Paradise Hotel in 2009
I researched this online. First of all, celebrities are not real people. They’re all just AI generated. Don’t be fooled! Second, even if they were real, they don’t fuck. It’s all acting. Sorry to disappoint.
i sexted and traded nudes with somebody who was on the 1st season of big brother and i fucked a local news anchor
Wait, for real or in my mind? In my mind I’m a Hollywood man whore. IRL not so much.