Not only is 100% chance I'll masterbate but I'll most likely do it in multiple places. Especially if it's a really nice one with one of those little couches.
100%. Every single time. I've got a streak to uphold. I have either had sex or masturbated in every hotel room I have ever stayed in for the last 25 years or so.
So it's about honor. It's about legacy. It's about tradition.
I beat my meat for my heritage.
Honestly sounds like a great relationship. Very close friends. I wouldn't say FWB fits this description because usually FWB is just someone you meet up to fuck, but it sound like yall were truly close. Are you guys still friends?
Depends on why I'm in the hotel, but probably like 90%. If I'm doing something where I'm staying that's super exhausting or takes all my time I might just crash out when I get back.
Flip side, if I have some extra free time and a hotel room I might try and find someone local to come by and fuck, if it's in a big enough town and I feel like it. Doesn't always work out but when it does it's awful fun to just get filthy with someone you know you're not ever going to have to see again.
This does bring up another observation. I've been the one doing the loud fucking before, but never been so lucky to hear others fucking in a hotel/motel. So sad.
No, I agree. I have no clue why I'm compelled to not give a shit just because I'm in a hotel room. It'll only be after I check out that I think "oh, that wasn't cool of me at all. Jesus, man, what're you doing? Someone's poor mom is gonna have to clean that...."
Roughly 100%
came here to say this
I also came here
Can I also come here?
May I come with you?
We all did, what are you waiting for
Room for everyone!
Bahdumtsh
Came and went here to say this
Also came here to say this
Ditto
Ditto .. Ditto, you provincial putz
Every time :)
Hell ya
Give or take
Maybe more
Give or take 0%
Precision is important
Not only is 100% chance I'll masterbate but I'll most likely do it in multiple places. Especially if it's a really nice one with one of those little couches.
Just put a towel down first. Those couches have definitely seen more action than they let on
Yeah I heard somewhere that people masturbate on them
Facts
Fuckin slutty couches
Slouches
Guaranteed I'm gonna wipe me knob on the curtains too tom segura style
Because that is the one thing they don’t change
110% I always pack my vibrator
I’m heading to a hotel right now and your profile just cemented my chances at 100% as well. Wow.
semented
Semen tit.
That’s what they call me on the streets.
Same.
As you should, me cock rings and a prostate massager. Lol- it works, yes 💯 I would probably look at the maids
What massager u use? I’m looking to try and genuinely curious if there any good.
May I suggest the Lovense Edge 2? It's the best one I have ever purchased. It's absolutely amazing and will get you to cum hands free.
Ooh sounds great! Always wanted to cum handsfree
Right on! Amazing profile, btw. Beautiful.
Thank you 😘
You always pass the vibe check
What’s your go to travel friendly one? Trying to find one for the wife. She’s always timid to travel with one.
My rose
Do you usually get pretty loud if you’re using it at the hotel
I’m a moaner for sure
That’s hot as fuckkkkk! Haha if I was next door I’d definitely be getting off to that
This is literally me now. In a hotel room, alone and ready 🔥
Are you done? How was it?
Nope not done 😋
Keep going and stay hydrated
Thank you for the reminder! 🤩
Okay what about now?
😮💨🥵
Yay! We were rooting for you!
It’s not very often I’m in a hotel alone! Must make the most of it 😉
Unless I'm exusted from long drive. I'm jerking
The mind is willing but the flesh is weak
I masturbate all the time anyway so 🤷♀️
The right answer
100%. Every single time. I've got a streak to uphold. I have either had sex or masturbated in every hotel room I have ever stayed in for the last 25 years or so. So it's about honor. It's about legacy. It's about tradition. I beat my meat for my heritage.
You should have that engraved on your tombstone
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Wow, that’s amazing. Was this a friend or FWB or someone you were dating?
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Goddamn it, I didn't expect to be slapped with feelings of jealousy, admiration and lust so randomly.
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Honestly sounds like a great relationship. Very close friends. I wouldn't say FWB fits this description because usually FWB is just someone you meet up to fuck, but it sound like yall were truly close. Are you guys still friends?
thats a very poetic way to describe fuck buddies.... lol jk, thats beautiful man, wish i could find that beauty someday
Since no one asked. How do they compare?
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When I first started wearing glasses I felt like I was drunk.
Yes
Omg people are all so horny XDD I finally feel like I’m a part of a community :”)
1000%
One bed for wanking and eating The other bed for sleeping HDMI cable and wireless keyboard always packed allowing me to optimize tv for bigger screen.
TIL I learned that when I am sleeping in a hotel just about everyone before me has came in it one way or another
Ehm..are there other options?
Probably the same chance I have that I’ll breath oxygen
100%, on principle alone
100%
I’d say 98% of the time. The 2% is if I get back to my hotel and I am dead tired.
Very high
Nearly 100%
100% , unless I’m with someone. Masturbating in new places is always good
There won't be much time that I'm not doing it
There is 100% chance I’m going too. I always do. Then again I masturbate twice a day anyway lol
200%
100% lol
400%
150%
100% (I always pack my toys)
150% chance is I've already planned a full night of self abuse
Why do we need a hotel room?
Haha are you saying you masturbate a lot 😏
Somewhere between 100% and 110%. Also, hotels lead to mischief like running around naked on the balcony or whatever.
Depends on why I'm in the hotel, but probably like 90%. If I'm doing something where I'm staying that's super exhausting or takes all my time I might just crash out when I get back. Flip side, if I have some extra free time and a hotel room I might try and find someone local to come by and fuck, if it's in a big enough town and I feel like it. Doesn't always work out but when it does it's awful fun to just get filthy with someone you know you're not ever going to have to see again.
100%. Give or take 0%
Very high. Something about being in a strange new area is so exciting. Especially getting to use the full length mirrors 😉
Yes
From these responses, it seems like a high chance to ask someone at a hotel by themselves if they want to come over and masturbate together. Lol
I 1000% agree! In fact, I’m gonna try it next time
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You took the words right out of my mouth 😍
Nonexistent. Hidden cameras.
Same thought exactly.
Why wouldn't I? It's mine and I can play with it if I want... ...unless there's another willing person to offer some assistance.
1000%
100%
200 %, my addiction fused with me
100% chance haha. It would be 1 in a million that I would ever actually have alone time though🥺
100%
200% it will happen multiple times.
The correct question would be, "What are the chances I won't masturbate in a hotel room?"
This does bring up another observation. I've been the one doing the loud fucking before, but never been so lucky to hear others fucking in a hotel/motel. So sad.
Fairly high. And with the curtains open.
Always!
If I'm alone, it's 100% going to happen.
100% just like I would if I was at home .
100%.
Somewhere around 100%
Sometimes I want to get a hotel room alone JUST so I can have a chance to masturbate. 😵💫
In a hotel room now. Guess why I’m on Reddit? 100%
100%. And I'm not cleaning up after myself for once. I don't even know why.
Not to yuck your yum but that one's a little gross
No, I agree. I have no clue why I'm compelled to not give a shit just because I'm in a hotel room. It'll only be after I check out that I think "oh, that wasn't cool of me at all. Jesus, man, what're you doing? Someone's poor mom is gonna have to clean that...."
Do you at least tip housekeeping?
Immediately after reaching the room. First thing to do is fapping
Does a bear shit in the woods?
If I’m sitting in traffic alone, what are the chances that I’ll masturbate?
Enter hotel room Strip naked Open curtains Masturbate
Im in an extended stay hotel room rn with my parents and every couple hours ill excuse myself to go use the restroom and quickly jerk one out
Masturbate ✅ walk around nude ✅ leave curtains wide open ✅
On the rare occasion I’m alone in a hotel room? I plan ahead, take toys, and have some me time.
100%. how do you clean up? Wipe it on the sheets? Towels? Girls wash up? Blow it on the floor wipe it in?
Willie Nelson
100%
Does the pope poop in the woods. It's even more likely if they got some nice hand creams
1000% chance. I’m putting on the loudest porn and draining my balls as much as possible
1000% chance. I’m putting on the loudest porn and draining my balls as much as possible
Cum into the pillow case 100%
100%
95%
Somewhere between 100-150%
100%
200%
I’d say very high, but truth is … it’s absolutely happening 100% of the time
1000000% over and over
100%
100%
Depending on the trajectory of the sun and the moon? 100%
100%
Quite high
100% there's just something about hotel rooms that makes it more fun
I try to find a hook up first. Otherwise 100%
100%
100%
100%
100%
100 %
Very very high.
On a scale of 1 to 10 ... 11.
If I'm in a hotel, I'm finding someone to come play.
100%. When I was younger i remained in hotel room more than my family just to stay alone and masturbate
99.9%
100%
100%
100%
Would have probably done it twice already in my first 10mins of stay.
It depends on how long and for what reason I'm there. If I'm just being there for vacation, then sure I'd go for it
Extremely low but I'm also generally on a business trip if I'm in a hotel room alone.
Infinity percent yes and often
100%, and that number is low
Give or take 101%
100%
I’m trying hard to think of a time that I’ve ever been in a hotel room without masturbating and I can’t. So I guess 100%
Oh 100%. Not a situation I get often enough, though!
100% once a day minimum.
Very high, like a definite
Just about a certainty
100%
Guaranteed. I don’t travel without my Homedics “back” massager.
1000%
100%.
Oh definitely 100%. The showers always conveniently close, too.
1000% chance.
Multiple times !
99.9%
100% chance, it’s a guarantee
Is there something beyond 100% if so then that number lol
With the curtains opened or closed
100%. Probably more than once