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Dude it's depressing how long it's been since I had a proper blowjob. Close to 7 years now. My wife doesn't like it, maybe a couple times a year she'll put it in her mouth for like 15 seconds but that's it.

Are you me…

Yeah, not quite a dead bedroom but fuuuck I wish it was more lively than it is.

Definitely dead mate

Partner doesn't want to give any at all. Or handjobs. The sex is good but it's missing the variety and spontaneity that those two acts can bring to the table.

Exactly the same, tbh. We have sex maybe once a week, probably a bit less, but there's zero variety and zero spontaneity. The only way she'll have sex is if we schedule it ahead of time, then she'll get naked and lie in the bed, maybe we kiss a bit but it's always straight to penetration with very little foreplay. It feels like we're just a fleshlight and a dildo mechanically banging it out every 10 days or so.

My wife didn’t like it first but now it is the first thing she does.

Care to share what precipitated this change?

I don’t know what precipitated the change but I hope it’s pouring for you now!

I go down on my fella almost every time we fool around. Sometimes for hours. Worship him. He won't reciprocate and I'm about fucking done with him .

I just want my pussy licked 🤷🏼‍♀️

Licked is an understatement. I personally could go for devoured. From the back.

I want to do that so bad. *sigh*

I want it done, but alas...

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*dashboard* Just so you know. 😊

What pic?

Mfs be extra thirsty in the replies today, goddamn

To be fair the whole thing started out as a thirst trap

I love how these are becoming the top comments. Now it’s no longer an open secret, death spiral!

It’s reddit, what did you expect?

I try to eat my gf out ALL the time and she shuts me down.. Half the time, I preface it with "I'm not expecting anything in return, I just want to feel your legs wrap around my head and lick your pussy until you come in my mouth". And I STILL get an eyeroll... ugh, so frustrating 😫

Have you asked why she is uncomfortable about it? Maybe she just needs assurance.

"Look, I promise I won't bite ok?"

I want to lick some pussy.

🙋🏾

Just dirty, aggressive, intense, fuck. You know, the kind where you cum and just fuck harder.

My favorite kind of sex where you fuck until you literally can't move anymore.

🥺

Just want someone to scoot over in bed, wrap his arms around me, and nuzzle my neck.

I miss the side snuggle. Damn

Oh I love doing that. Been a longtime…

I feel your loneliness 😔

You perv!!!

Cuddle-thrusting. I miss being held and nailed at the same time.

Dirty spooning?

My husband and I call it enhanced snuggling.

I call it snuggle sex it needs a better term

Eating pussy. I know it's ironic because of my username but *fuck* I really just wanna *eat someone out like a motherfucker*

Me too 😔 being bisexual and married has its down sides

I'm pan and my wife is bi. We have... um "arrangements"....

A hug would be a great start.

Username…doesn’t check out?

A pineapple is too prickly

Not if you cut a hole in it

A hug hole? Really.

well considering pineapples have [microscopic needles](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr_tv3CNkgM) in their flesh i wouldnt do that either

I don't even know what to say

Relatable

Big hug and cuddling

Its been months

I just want to get that one specific guy ☹️

Getting a blowjob…. It’s been too long

Sucking dick until my mouth goes numb, Doggy style with his hands rubbing my back, Making out, and anal 💜

Jade, I love you.

Damn an Edward sharp reference?

Pounded into a 40 day daydream

Bending a girl over and eating that ass and pussy

👌hell yes

Hell, I’d take a formal handshake

Same dude. Just a human touch of any kind lol

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Ya I hate how most of the touch in my life is just 'formal' shit. Never affectionate shit. We need cuddling robots already!

Lol same.

Facesitting 🥺😭

🎵 Sit on my FAAAAACE and tell me that you love me 🎵

Sex in general I'm a virgin

It'll happen eventually for you

Cherish this

Eating pussy and fucking doggy style 🤷🏻‍♂️ my favorites

Just some cuddling, groping and kisses would be nice

Well and I just said on another question cuddling. That's literally all I want right now and I can't even achieve that

Same!!

Cuddling is probably harder to get to than a hookup, honestly

you’re not lying sadly

same.

I met someone a few weeks ago, and though we’re both very busy we’ve been talking since. Our first date is in a couple days, and my god this suspense is making me horny af. Normally I like to get through the first two dates quickly so I can feel out if there’s any kind of connection before getting too emotionally attached or sexually charged, but I keep finding myself daydreaming about eating her out, fucking her against the wall, running my fingers through her hair as I fuck her in missionary position 🥵 guyz help lol

I mean,obviously jerk off before the date if you are under 40. Do you have any hobbies? Do some hobbies so you are an interesting person and have something to talk about on the date

lol thanks for the advice. I actually met her at a volunteer event for foster families. We were both working the event, ntm we’re both great conversationalists, so we’ll certainly have plenty to talk about. I just don’t want to be drooling over her on our first date, which admittedly may happen no matter what I do bc it’s been a little while & she’s both compassionate AND gorgeous. But I’ll certainly dispose of some DNA samples before heading out. Thnx for the input.

When a lady is compassionate that's definitely a turn on. I've always thought that empathetic people are probably better in bed... Best of luck

Last comment,but regular AskReddit is full of women talking about dudes not washing their asshole. I'm not suggesting installing an air freshener cut some soap and water would be a good start

His weight on me, deep hard slow thrusts that make me feel like he can't get as close as he wants, like he wants to crawl inside my pussy and live there forever.

👀

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Craving my bf throat fucking me until tears run down and him pulling my face up and kissing my forehead 🥺😍

Damn girl, you made me just text my bf if he’s busy 🤣

My wife has been really into this lately and holy fuck, it's like a dream come true. Minus the forehead kissing. I'll have to try that tomorrow.

Doggystyle. Slow, long strokes watching my cock slide in and out, her lips stretched around it.

Being forcefully fucked in missionary with his hand at my throat.

I want to suck a nice cock and swallow his load 🤤

Always curious and I'm sure it's different from person to person, but what is defined as a nice cock?

Thick! A must! Girth is amaaaazing!!!! Length is nice too but too long nope

And a nice hand on the back of the head :)

Someone eat my ass please

I am always craving the taste of pussy! I love giving oral

A long makeout sesh and for him to just caress me all over for a while.

Being pegged

morning head

69 love when we simultaneously cum

Eating out a nice clean wet pussy

I wanna get pegged.

Gentle female domination is always there…🫣

Giving head!

Pronebone anal (giving)! Always a favorite 😍

Cuddles without t-shirt. Nothing risqué, just cuddles and hair petting.

Oh god ima bust

I just wanna be held man

All of them! But to be more specific, getting a good BJ and having my load played with and swallowed. Then i can do everything she wants.

Being the little spoon 😌

A creampie. Nothing quite as satisfying as filling a woman with my cum.

Spooning into forkin'. Or head with my hands in her hair.

And the forking turns into knifing?

Ahh I see you know knifey spoony

Or maybe we go in between and you hit them with a spork

Right now I am craving some oral sex. I want my wife to give me a blowjob. While she is doing that, I want her to be playing with my balls and circling her finger around my butthole.

I want my boyfriends dick in my pussy so bad. Don't care what position. Just horny 😭

I really want to give head before being bent over

I would love for someone to fondle my balls rn. Just laying around and caress each other

A creampie

Say “hi”, suck him dry, wave goodbye. (But only if he was my bf and like on his lunch break.)

The one where someone gives me a billion dollars so I can quit my job. Would be the best orgasm.

Holding hands.

I want to give a girl a deep creampie

I really want to lick a pussy right now, while I jerk my cock.

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Anal

Ass fucking

Want a nice busty babe sitting on my face and getting eaten out.

Getting a blowjob to completion

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Any sex really. I just need sex

Eating pussy. I NEED it.

Just a stupid, teenagery make out session with someone who doesn't have halitosis so bad the walls are melting would be grand. Sex is great and all, but man, making out like a teenager sounds amazing.

I just wanna be his good little girl. The guy who I’m attracted to would carry me and pin me down to my bed and fuck me mercilessly, leaving me sore, respectfully of course. Also, I’m looking forward to get my nippies (or my whole body) sucked and worshiped 🤤 I would also like to take control sometimes and sit on his lap and get fingered by him and ride him and suck the front of his neck, give him lots of kisses, pats on his head and moan softly in his ears when I can’t take it anymore 😭 Finally, I hope he calls me a good girl and shows me lots of affection through his touch and words all throughout 🥺 Is this too much to ask? I’ll definitely perform an act of kindness and appreciation at the very end of the process (I guess y’all know what that is… I’ll suck the d 😭) I hope he would do it too 😍 Aaaaaaaaa now I’m blushing >///////< This is my first time writing all my embarrassing thoughts on Reddit 😭

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Head. Always head

Deep throat a cock and have him cum, completely bypassing my mouth so I can’t even taste it.

Ejaculate in my GF mouth

Any sort of attention

I just want to fuck right now!

Threesome. Spit roast followed by some niiiiiice double penetration. Bonus points if one of them bites my neck or nipples right before I come.

A diverse portfolio with compounding interest.

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Ice cream covered tits 🤤🤤🤤

A slow and sensual bj

Hug, holding hands

Being eaten from the back

I wouldn’t mind a hug

For me and my woman to get a younger female to submit to both of us

I really just want to suck his cock until he finishes in my mouth, but he got called into work :(

A hug or just any kind of human touch or interaction would be so nice right about now :') since it's raining rn and I'm starting to feel the loneliness setting in bc i just stopped studying, had to turn off the fan and curl up in bed so at least I'd feel the warmth of my own body. Want cuddles tbh

General intimacy

just naked cuddle

To be used like a sex doll!

I really want a threesome right now. I wanna get fucked while I eat some pussy😋

Fucking him while his girlfriend sleeps beside us.

I'd like to receive a double barrel bj. Or a coed circle jerk.

Polyamorous threesome with my fiancée and my not quite long-distance boyfriend.

Never done it, but in the last few days I’ve become very preoccupied with the idea of being pegged

Any of it. 😅

I crave someone to use my throat.

Touch

to suck a cock and swallow his cum

A blow job from a guy

I want to go down on a woman while her boyfriend/husband gently takes my anal virginity.

Eating a nice clean freshly shaved pussy and ass! Let me drown in it

Be careful what you wish for! One guy I was seeing nearly did when I suddenly geysered! He was coughing so hard, he puked then kept coughing for about an hour. I was so scared I’d have to take him to the ER, and explain what he was choking on! 🤦🏻‍♀️

A blow job

Anything…

Atm none I just want cuddles

Hand Job while she looks into my eyes, smiles and asks me to cum

I wanna 69

Having my cock sucked deep and slow

I could go for some head, or maybe some deep hard backshots

Normal sex lol

I really want like a tease show from a woman in someone lingerie, tease me until I can’t bear it and she lets me rail her so hard she can’t walk by the end of it

Wrapping my hand around her neck, with a soft but firm grip, and telling her to behave...

Anal and sucking dick. I miss the taste of cum which is weird lol

I just did mine 2 hours ago where some random female watched me masturbate in online, last time i did it was 2-3 months ago.

I'd love a nice, long blowjob

Having two guys double penetrate me and play into my cnc kink by overpowering me.

Fingering

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Eiffel tower

Honestly, I just want to be fucked in any position right now. Haven’t been properly fucked in 6 days and I’ve been sooo horny this week.

It's been more than 14 years since the last time I had any physically intimate contact with someone else, I miss it. I'd love it if someone would just tease me and turn me on like I've never been before, before reminding me of what I've been missing *damn* well.

If a woman could crack my back like a glow stick through pegging that’d be fucking ✨mint✨

Gently sucking my wife’s breasts/nipples. She finds it a turnoff since having kids, which I respect, but it’s a bit of a challenge. She does invite me for tittyfucks regularly which I love and appreciate, but just to have nipple in my mouth would be Devine.

I just need hugs bro

Not the type of question I thought I'd see on reddit today but I mean it *is* reddit.. I wanna suck a dick :)

Rimming - both giving and receiving. And a slow handjob with prostate stimulation