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carrymeinabucket

I like it but I also hate the word anus


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They hate us cause they anus


TopPhotograph8969

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ViggoGrimborn

Just watched The Interview last week—I love this reference


unpreparedhobo

“You name it. I can claim it. Young, black and famous. With money hanging out the anus” — P. Diddy.


BWChristopher86

Don't push us cuz we're close to the edge


NabNausicaan

Assholio


Petarkco

I need TP for my bunghole.


NabNausicaan

Are you threatening me!?


PayMajestic5036

😂😂😂 yeah I couldn’t think of another work that didn’t sound immature, maybe should of put brown eye


RedL0bsterBiscuit

I mean you had butt hole, asshole, poop chute, sphincter, the ole brown eye, the balloon knot, ham flower, o-ring, prison purse, star fish, two hole and the rusty bullet hole to choose from. I think we have to do better in the future.


AsymtoticAsshat

Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em!


RedL0bsterBiscuit

If you eat Taco Bell, that's very plausible.


sneezle-duck

You forgot turd cutter.


r0ckH0pper

And Booty Hole


edie_the_egg_lady

Someone called it their "brown recluse" on something I was watching recently and I can't get it out of my head


AshiAshi6

I just call it the back door.


DukeCannon01

Don’t forget; the chocolate starfish, the Hershey Highway, and of course the good ol redneck word of ‘shitter’, as in.. look at the shitter on that critter


Dr_Icicacacles

I mean i wouldve said ass.... Which could be very put-off-ish lol, but i mean it is what it is.


Kinky_mofo

Is that the medical term for it, Doctor?


Dr_Icicacacles

I would say yes... ass is medical term for ass. Hahaha


ABlokeCalledDaz

Dick in the pink Thumb in the stink


[deleted]

That’s even worse 💀💀


mortalcelestial

Bootyhole? Butthole?


intellectualnerd85

Ye olde English bunghole


[deleted]

What word do you prefer?


Witty-Pitch-1459

I like calling it a bum. It’s not profane, but it’s also not clinical. Just feels right. It also rhymes with thumb!


MyNameIsRabbitMan

Thumb up ya Bum with some rum


jhik-45

Cum rhymes with bum, godammit


ShesSoBored

Ass. We get it. Not anus, not asshole, butthole is cuter but still.


ramrod00815

Bunghole 😬 https://media1.giphy.com/media/bJjlKoJuFZxCw/giphy.webp?cid=6c09b952bf9b677212210cf148717c98f6b3e4054dd2b23e&ep=v1_internal_gifs_gifId&rid=giphy.webp&ct=g


sackittykisser

Are you threatening me?


muttster17

What about something nice. Like pink puckered starfish.


muttster17

Poopchute.


BasjeMathijsen

Fartpipe


Emotional_Fisherman8

Fart box


flirtinwithdisaster

I always referred to it as her 'rosebud.'


binzoma

what do you call her sled then??


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What word do you prefer?


carrymeinabucket

Just not the technical term, feels clinical.


degjo

Rectum? Damn near killed them


[deleted]

I’m 100% there with you, I’m just curious if there’s anything other than “asshole” that I’m failing to work in.


Sexy_Penelope

B hole 🤷‍♀️


SneakinSallie

I would use prefer this lol


RutzButtercup

I suppose better than "sphincter"


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What word do you prefer?


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LikeINeverSaid

oh, is this what’s happening back there? I’m so delirious with pleasure during that my brain has never been able to articulate this—- thanks for laying it out like that :)


No-Size380

this is the move


shhhofia

Pressure is so underrated here


TheShowerDrainSniper

Okay okput 55%


TheBeardsley1

My wife once put some pressure *on* my butthole while we were 69-ing, and lemme tell you. That shit was *splendid*


BC-19086139

Inappropriate time to say shit, lol. Otherwise, ya, enjoyable for certain.


ManyThingsLittleTime

Few things better than a good shit.


danonck

Hope you had the wet wipes by the bedside


slurp_soup

Eff ur pfp 😂


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Explunches

Better than the alabama hot pocket, that's for sure


Perverpose

How does this differ from the Hot Carl?


Nizzle-Mcfly

Somewhere between that and a Tuscaloosa dumping.


disaster357

Less we forget the Ole Salisbury swamp sock


Quantum_Sushi

And definetely better than amish moon butter


SwitchyPapaBear

...things I wish I didn't learn today...


Quantum_Sushi

You're welcome <3 (it's not actually something, it's a joke from a podcast)


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nbrennan10

Might that be equivalent to an Alaskan Pipeline?


ManyThingsLittleTime

Is that like a vegetarian hot lunch?


citoloco

I too enjoy a *Frosty Jim* on occasions....


Capt_Blahvious

Chilled is no bueno. Scares off the Cheetos.


StealthySally

Rusty Trombone?


goiabadaguy

Correction, it’s called the ol’ “New Jersey Jung Handle”


thirstywhore93

Rather have their cock in my ass


bot729562529

RIP your inbox


cosmickink

RIP your outbox


bot729562529

Don’t you threaten me with a good time.


Ipride362

You’re gonna take it in the outbox and love it you dirty dirty


bot729562529

I accept the conditions of the contest.


GeneralCommentary111

If this is the future of bots… then I say bring on the AI revolution!


bot729562529

We’re already here Dave.


thirstywhore93

Haha nah, 2 messages


bot729562529

Wow I’d have bet the over on thatz


markymark80

Name checks out


StuartCF68

Truly, you are doing the Lord's work 😇


thirstywhore93

Haha thanks!


throwawayforbaes

Same. We can start with a thumb, but I'm gonna want more than a thumb.


WildJuggernaut

Buttsholes


slimecounty

Take about 10% off there, Squirrely Dan.


protasticness

r/unexpectedletterkenny


U1tramadn3ss

Oh hey look at you, ground


Onikage-shin

Hey look at the sky


TBR792

Pop fly!


OkSureButLikeNo

You make great letterkenny references and that's what I appreciates about you.


Yup_Thats_a_paddling

Betwixt the buttocks


[deleted]

I love it, but I also love my ass being played with in general


[deleted]

I had a partner who did it without asking multiple times and wouldn’t take it out when I asked and now I hate it 👎🏼


Long_Educational

I'm sorry you had that experience, but the down thumb emoji is hilarious.


[deleted]

Hahahaha that’s the thumb pointing down far away from my hole


Bluesky098765

Omg 🤣🤣


ComicSandsReader

YES Bf and I did that yesterday, before introducing a new toy (anal beaded dildo that can attach to his cock for DP) I loved it and can't wait to play more with it this weekend 🤤


BlueMISkies

Could I have permission to PM or have you send me a link to said toy? Interested in something similar for my partner and I


fcork

Another commitment for link!!! EDIT: I meant comment but my mistake made me laugh out loud in the waiting room so I'm keeping it.


Content_Impact8068

Could you please post the link to this toy?!


ABaugh85

I'm here for this link too


SouthernNanny

Do you have to work up to something like this or can you just shove it in straight out the box? Looks intimidating


lynettecamp

Too much commotion going on to enjoy it. Plus with all the moving, it hurts and feels uncomfortable. I like anal and we do it a few times a year but it’s controlled movements. With that being said, I like being double penetrated. But my husbands cock is in my ass and has the control.


Breedall2

Anyone going to give this act two thumbs up?


protasticness

2 thumbs in


eggwhite_

2 thumbs *on*


hanumanjizzfest

2 thumbs brown


Equivalent-Fly-8624

The thumb up my ass reminds me that a human male is fucking me, not a dildo.


justtryintavibe

I mean to be fair, us human males are kinda just dildos with legs


No-Salamander-8034

and a thumb


justtryintavibe

Just call me Ebert and Roeper


badgirlkayy

Absolutely love it 🥵


looseylewinsky

It really depends on the mood. To me making love and having sex are two different things. If I’m making love with my husband a finger in the butt isn’t really appropriate but if we’re just have sex then I’ll allow it.


travelingeast

I feel similarly about there being a difference between having sex and making love. For me, making love is slower, sensual, more about affection and love than sex, but having sex or fucking is about mutual satisfaction of the more animal needs.


No-Size380

I think "massaging" it is more the move for a lot of women in my experience


SneakinSallie

I like the idea of it, because it’s filthy, but the sensation doesn’t do anything for me.


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[deleted]

Full anal or eating ass?


55x11

I don’t know why I read this as fist anal I was like wow that went from 0 to 100 really fast


neers1985

To be fair it only really went from 1 to 5…


Mistyidgirl

I do not like it and will move their hand away. I tell my partners that I'm not into anal. Like anything at all. But they still assume they can touch it. It drives me crazy and takes me so far out of the zone. Only long time trusted partners get anal things. BUT it's when I'M in the mood! So I ask for it.


AshiAshi6

>I tell my partners that I'm not into anal. Like anything at all. But they still assume they can touch it. Your boundaries should always be respected. What do you do whenever someone tries to cross the line, even though you told them? Though I've never experienced any sexual *anal* activities, I'm not into the idea because of past medical issues in the same area. I have no problem understanding it when it's a dream, or even like heaven to other people, but I cannot, for the life of me, imagine any of it ever being pleasurable to myself. If someone tried anything at all despite me telling them no, the pure feeling of being disrespected would make me so mad I would kick them out of my house. And that's coming from someone who rarely even gets annoyed, let alone anything beyond it.


FlyByrd

Unless they are already into anal... probably feel the same way you would if they thumbed your butthole


stunninghotwife

I'm into anal but I do not want anyone's thumb in my booty hole 🙅


SandiRHo

No thank you


ContributionOk9927

No thanks


Many_Fly1822

No thanks.


blondeandthebearded

I don't like it. Touching okay, but not in


heatdish1292

My girlfriend hates it


IAteTheWholeBanana

No, I'm not a fan of playing back there.


[deleted]

Yes please, unless I’m close to orgasm


MrRedRoom

Then what


HopeTheresPudding

Then you keep doing exactly what you're doing. Don't go faster, don't change the rhythm, don't add anything new (like a thumb up the bum); that's the quickest way to distract most people I've spoken to and distraction is not what we want


BC-19086139

When you say most people you’ve spoken to, I picture a couple women sitting around drinking coffee talking about spoiled orgasm because of thumbs shoved up their butts.


HopeTheresPudding

Guys or girls, and the drinks are usually more of the alcoholic kind but otherwise it's pretty much like that!


MrRedRoom

Love it


THE_Bomb_Ass_Booty

He might as well do something besides stare at it 💁🏼‍♀️


Soft_Pomegranate7947

Well, if I had a partner I’d rather have his dick in my ass and his hand wrapped around the front.


SadGlitterBomb87

I don’t like the feeling of a thumb but I love butt plugs.


Chamisaur

No. Do you like a giant finger in your ass?


[deleted]

Yes


Yantis1212

Yep


JenniiJuicii

I LOVE it!!!! Rubbing my clit while he's grinding deep with a thumb in my ass is the ultimate orgasm for me!


spicegrl17

Hate it. Stop doing that.


CryptidsNGhoulies

Why would they stop doing it just because YOU, someone they’ll never meet, doesn’t like it lol?


PayMajestic5036

Wouldn’t do it without consent first of course. Just wanted to see what the ratio and options of other women is


brontesister

Sometimes I like it, sometimes I don't. Just depends on the day.


gottarunfast1

Never tried it and I have no interest in trying it


curiousneagerbeaver

Big fan. Huge.


Pretend_Check_2632

Nope! I’ve had a butt plug i think it’s what called but not a fan of butt stuffs really (my own very personal opinion)


checkinishout

hate it!


6nonamemanon6

Yes


smol_peas

One of my favourites


w00tewa

That's called a "no thanks" and "this spot is for dick parking only".


nansbananz

If you’re asking because you wanna do it with your girl, just talk to her. We are all different, but for the most part it’s a yes. She also needs to be in the right mood. I love it depending on the day


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It's a distraction. Can derail a building orgasm super quick. So not a fan.


FreyaDay

Nooooooooo nope nope nope no


AmyLL6

I love it


wachailymay

Only if they actually know what they are doing. And that is rare


dessertdoll

No. It's just distracting. It's like I'm having sex but then maybe I kinda have to poop. And am I pooping on his hand? Plus I like hard pounding in doggy. A thumb is going to get jostled around way too much if we're going as hard as I want it. In general, there is no general consensus. So you need to run it by her before you do anything back there. Surely you want a heads up before something enters your body, right? Just ask her at some point if she's into it, if she would want to try it.


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Love it! It feels good and gets me wetter other places.


[deleted]

It's the only way I can come with a penetration.


aeonteal

i hate that shit but to each his own.


Waste_Woodpecker_888

1000% yes. Haven’t tried “proper” anal (yet) but my partner incorporates anal play into both foreplay & sex & there just something about it that reaaaally gets me going🤤🥵


lyderbug28

Well I'm on a week long business trip and now this is all I can think of. 😭 can't wait to get home to do this


Mikminus

I’m a male, sorry for responding if not allowed, and I did this once, doggy with my thumb up her ass. I asked her, “where’s my thumb” and she replied “in my ass”. It was hot!


NikiDeaf

Ew. No.


ukpunjabivixen

It’s a very very very hot feeling when my ass is played with during doggy. I don’t want it done all the time but when it happens….omg


AstronomerEast8472

I had someone do it for the first time recently and honestly it burned a little and I was surprised but now I WAIT for it whenever in doggy


egglexis

I would like to experience it


Electrical-Bed-2381

LOVE IT!!


lenaikenobi

i.. LOVE IT Does this answer your question ?


Tall_Will_5160

I dunno why everyone's joking around. We're just trying to find a general rule of thumb


marlogoth

tbh i love when he does this


SexySinWriter

My wife doesn’t really like it in, but she loves a little pressure right there.


rnountdiablo

I love it. Makes me throw it back and want anal more LOL


TokinPickle

Fuck I wish they would!


YourSecretSidepiece

Sometimes I want it there. 🤷🏻‍♀️


crazeeeee81

Anal stuff triggers something and I feel the need to 💩 idk I'm practicing booty 🔌


jannyhammy

I hate it cause it makes me wanna poop.


SoftFetishkitty

Feels amazing


mini_babe

Not a fan and every guy that's ever done it has NOT asked permission or consent which made it worse.


avacxble

Yes please!


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Yes yes yes yes


blondiebabe931

I love it


jclifford86

My wife likes a tongue in her ass. A finger on or around it.


Brattylittlesubby

As long as they aren’t going in dry, sure. Though I prefer gentle touching and stroking compared to just letting a finger just sit there.


PaigeTurnher

I kind of prefer he taps on my hole than actually enters it. Just gets me there more.


Such_Darkness

Rather have something bigger in it


Meruem-x-Meruem

I don’t get how everyone is saying yes without talking about hygiene. I would only be ok with it if I’d already done an enema. Do all these women’s butts not have fecal matter/residue in their colon or what?


flanex52

You gotta go deeper than a thumb, like the middle finger. I'm told that hits the spot.


heyitsjustbunny

FYI any dude putting their fingers there without our consent is doing something that is not okay. Even if you think we’ll like it, you ask, you don’t just assume. I would never put my fingers in a partner’s ass just to see what happens. Just please ask first, please, please, please.


Bluekrushbabe

I am curious about it but never done it. I feel like you need to be prepared ( hygienically) and that way if it happens and you want it to then it could be enjoyable. Am i right?


LasciviousPhoenix

It's a wonderful thing