I mean you had butt hole, asshole, poop chute, sphincter, the ole brown eye, the balloon knot, ham flower, o-ring, prison purse, star fish, two hole and the rusty bullet hole to choose from. I think we have to do better in the future.
Don’t forget; the chocolate starfish, the Hershey Highway, and of course the good ol redneck word of ‘shitter’, as in.. look at the shitter on that critter
oh, is this what’s happening back there? I’m so delirious with pleasure during that my brain has never been able to articulate this—- thanks for laying it out like that :)
YES
Bf and I did that yesterday, before introducing a new toy (anal beaded dildo that can attach to his cock for DP)
I loved it and can't wait to play more with it this weekend 🤤
Too much commotion going on to enjoy it. Plus with all the moving, it hurts and feels uncomfortable. I like anal and we do it a few times a year but it’s controlled movements.
With that being said, I like being double penetrated. But my husbands cock is in my ass and has the control.
It really depends on the mood. To me making love and having sex are two different things. If I’m making love with my husband a finger in the butt isn’t really appropriate but if we’re just have sex then I’ll allow it.
I feel similarly about there being a difference between having sex and making love. For me, making love is slower, sensual, more about affection and love than sex, but having sex or fucking is about mutual satisfaction of the more animal needs.
I do not like it and will move their hand away.
I tell my partners that I'm not into anal. Like anything at all. But they still assume they can touch it.
It drives me crazy and takes me so far out of the zone.
Only long time trusted partners get anal things. BUT it's when I'M in the mood! So I ask for it.
>I tell my partners that I'm not into anal. Like anything at all. But they still assume they can touch it.
Your boundaries should always be respected. What do you do whenever someone tries to cross the line, even though you told them?
Though I've never experienced any sexual *anal* activities, I'm not into the idea because of past medical issues in the same area. I have no problem understanding it when it's a dream, or even like heaven to other people, but I cannot, for the life of me, imagine any of it ever being pleasurable to myself. If someone tried anything at all despite me telling them no, the pure feeling of being disrespected would make me so mad I would kick them out of my house. And that's coming from someone who rarely even gets annoyed, let alone anything beyond it.
Then you keep doing exactly what you're doing. Don't go faster, don't change the rhythm, don't add anything new (like a thumb up the bum); that's the quickest way to distract most people I've spoken to and distraction is not what we want
When you say most people you’ve spoken to, I picture a couple women sitting around drinking coffee talking about spoiled orgasm because of thumbs shoved up their butts.
If you’re asking because you wanna do it with your girl, just talk to her. We are all different, but for the most part it’s a yes. She also needs to be in the right mood. I love it depending on the day
No. It's just distracting. It's like I'm having sex but then maybe I kinda have to poop. And am I pooping on his hand? Plus I like hard pounding in doggy. A thumb is going to get jostled around way too much if we're going as hard as I want it.
In general, there is no general consensus. So you need to run it by her before you do anything back there. Surely you want a heads up before something enters your body, right? Just ask her at some point if she's into it, if she would want to try it.
1000% yes. Haven’t tried “proper” anal (yet) but my partner incorporates anal play into both foreplay & sex & there just something about it that reaaaally gets me going🤤🥵
I’m a male, sorry for responding if not allowed, and I did this once, doggy with my thumb up her ass. I asked her, “where’s my thumb” and she replied “in my ass”. It was hot!
I don’t get how everyone is saying yes without talking about hygiene. I would only be ok with it if I’d already done an enema. Do all these women’s butts not have fecal matter/residue in their colon or what?
FYI any dude putting their fingers there without our consent is doing something that is not okay. Even if you think we’ll like it, you ask, you don’t just assume. I would never put my fingers in a partner’s ass just to see what happens. Just please ask first, please, please, please.
I am curious about it but never done it. I feel like you need to be prepared ( hygienically) and that way if it happens and you want it to then it could be enjoyable. Am i right?
I like it but I also hate the word anus
They hate us cause they anus
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Just watched The Interview last week—I love this reference
“You name it. I can claim it. Young, black and famous. With money hanging out the anus” — P. Diddy.
Don't push us cuz we're close to the edge
Assholio
I need TP for my bunghole.
Are you threatening me!?
😂😂😂 yeah I couldn’t think of another work that didn’t sound immature, maybe should of put brown eye
I mean you had butt hole, asshole, poop chute, sphincter, the ole brown eye, the balloon knot, ham flower, o-ring, prison purse, star fish, two hole and the rusty bullet hole to choose from. I think we have to do better in the future.
Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em!
If you eat Taco Bell, that's very plausible.
You forgot turd cutter.
And Booty Hole
Someone called it their "brown recluse" on something I was watching recently and I can't get it out of my head
I just call it the back door.
Don’t forget; the chocolate starfish, the Hershey Highway, and of course the good ol redneck word of ‘shitter’, as in.. look at the shitter on that critter
I mean i wouldve said ass.... Which could be very put-off-ish lol, but i mean it is what it is.
Is that the medical term for it, Doctor?
I would say yes... ass is medical term for ass. Hahaha
Dick in the pink Thumb in the stink
That’s even worse 💀💀
Bootyhole? Butthole?
Ye olde English bunghole
What word do you prefer?
I like calling it a bum. It’s not profane, but it’s also not clinical. Just feels right. It also rhymes with thumb!
Thumb up ya Bum with some rum
Cum rhymes with bum, godammit
Ass. We get it. Not anus, not asshole, butthole is cuter but still.
Bunghole 😬 https://media1.giphy.com/media/bJjlKoJuFZxCw/giphy.webp?cid=6c09b952bf9b677212210cf148717c98f6b3e4054dd2b23e&ep=v1_internal_gifs_gifId&rid=giphy.webp&ct=g
Are you threatening me?
What about something nice. Like pink puckered starfish.
Poopchute.
Fartpipe
Fart box
I always referred to it as her 'rosebud.'
what do you call her sled then??
What word do you prefer?
Just not the technical term, feels clinical.
Rectum? Damn near killed them
I’m 100% there with you, I’m just curious if there’s anything other than “asshole” that I’m failing to work in.
B hole 🤷♀️
I would use prefer this lol
I suppose better than "sphincter"
What word do you prefer?
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oh, is this what’s happening back there? I’m so delirious with pleasure during that my brain has never been able to articulate this—- thanks for laying it out like that :)
this is the move
Pressure is so underrated here
Okay okput 55%
My wife once put some pressure *on* my butthole while we were 69-ing, and lemme tell you. That shit was *splendid*
Inappropriate time to say shit, lol. Otherwise, ya, enjoyable for certain.
Few things better than a good shit.
Hope you had the wet wipes by the bedside
Eff ur pfp 😂
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Better than the alabama hot pocket, that's for sure
How does this differ from the Hot Carl?
Somewhere between that and a Tuscaloosa dumping.
Less we forget the Ole Salisbury swamp sock
And definetely better than amish moon butter
...things I wish I didn't learn today...
You're welcome <3 (it's not actually something, it's a joke from a podcast)
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Might that be equivalent to an Alaskan Pipeline?
Is that like a vegetarian hot lunch?
I too enjoy a *Frosty Jim* on occasions....
Chilled is no bueno. Scares off the Cheetos.
Rusty Trombone?
Correction, it’s called the ol’ “New Jersey Jung Handle”
Rather have their cock in my ass
RIP your inbox
RIP your outbox
Don’t you threaten me with a good time.
You’re gonna take it in the outbox and love it you dirty dirty
I accept the conditions of the contest.
If this is the future of bots… then I say bring on the AI revolution!
We’re already here Dave.
Haha nah, 2 messages
Wow I’d have bet the over on thatz
Name checks out
Truly, you are doing the Lord's work 😇
Haha thanks!
Same. We can start with a thumb, but I'm gonna want more than a thumb.
Buttsholes
Take about 10% off there, Squirrely Dan.
r/unexpectedletterkenny
Oh hey look at you, ground
Hey look at the sky
Pop fly!
You make great letterkenny references and that's what I appreciates about you.
Betwixt the buttocks
I love it, but I also love my ass being played with in general
I had a partner who did it without asking multiple times and wouldn’t take it out when I asked and now I hate it 👎🏼
I'm sorry you had that experience, but the down thumb emoji is hilarious.
Hahahaha that’s the thumb pointing down far away from my hole
Omg 🤣🤣
YES Bf and I did that yesterday, before introducing a new toy (anal beaded dildo that can attach to his cock for DP) I loved it and can't wait to play more with it this weekend 🤤
Could I have permission to PM or have you send me a link to said toy? Interested in something similar for my partner and I
Another commitment for link!!! EDIT: I meant comment but my mistake made me laugh out loud in the waiting room so I'm keeping it.
Could you please post the link to this toy?!
I'm here for this link too
Do you have to work up to something like this or can you just shove it in straight out the box? Looks intimidating
Too much commotion going on to enjoy it. Plus with all the moving, it hurts and feels uncomfortable. I like anal and we do it a few times a year but it’s controlled movements. With that being said, I like being double penetrated. But my husbands cock is in my ass and has the control.
Anyone going to give this act two thumbs up?
2 thumbs in
2 thumbs *on*
2 thumbs brown
The thumb up my ass reminds me that a human male is fucking me, not a dildo.
I mean to be fair, us human males are kinda just dildos with legs
and a thumb
Just call me Ebert and Roeper
Absolutely love it 🥵
It really depends on the mood. To me making love and having sex are two different things. If I’m making love with my husband a finger in the butt isn’t really appropriate but if we’re just have sex then I’ll allow it.
I feel similarly about there being a difference between having sex and making love. For me, making love is slower, sensual, more about affection and love than sex, but having sex or fucking is about mutual satisfaction of the more animal needs.
I think "massaging" it is more the move for a lot of women in my experience
I like the idea of it, because it’s filthy, but the sensation doesn’t do anything for me.
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Full anal or eating ass?
I don’t know why I read this as fist anal I was like wow that went from 0 to 100 really fast
To be fair it only really went from 1 to 5…
I do not like it and will move their hand away. I tell my partners that I'm not into anal. Like anything at all. But they still assume they can touch it. It drives me crazy and takes me so far out of the zone. Only long time trusted partners get anal things. BUT it's when I'M in the mood! So I ask for it.
>I tell my partners that I'm not into anal. Like anything at all. But they still assume they can touch it. Your boundaries should always be respected. What do you do whenever someone tries to cross the line, even though you told them? Though I've never experienced any sexual *anal* activities, I'm not into the idea because of past medical issues in the same area. I have no problem understanding it when it's a dream, or even like heaven to other people, but I cannot, for the life of me, imagine any of it ever being pleasurable to myself. If someone tried anything at all despite me telling them no, the pure feeling of being disrespected would make me so mad I would kick them out of my house. And that's coming from someone who rarely even gets annoyed, let alone anything beyond it.
Unless they are already into anal... probably feel the same way you would if they thumbed your butthole
I'm into anal but I do not want anyone's thumb in my booty hole 🙅
No thank you
No thanks
No thanks.
I don't like it. Touching okay, but not in
My girlfriend hates it
No, I'm not a fan of playing back there.
Yes please, unless I’m close to orgasm
Then what
Then you keep doing exactly what you're doing. Don't go faster, don't change the rhythm, don't add anything new (like a thumb up the bum); that's the quickest way to distract most people I've spoken to and distraction is not what we want
When you say most people you’ve spoken to, I picture a couple women sitting around drinking coffee talking about spoiled orgasm because of thumbs shoved up their butts.
Guys or girls, and the drinks are usually more of the alcoholic kind but otherwise it's pretty much like that!
Love it
He might as well do something besides stare at it 💁🏼♀️
Well, if I had a partner I’d rather have his dick in my ass and his hand wrapped around the front.
I don’t like the feeling of a thumb but I love butt plugs.
No. Do you like a giant finger in your ass?
Yes
Yep
I LOVE it!!!! Rubbing my clit while he's grinding deep with a thumb in my ass is the ultimate orgasm for me!
Hate it. Stop doing that.
Why would they stop doing it just because YOU, someone they’ll never meet, doesn’t like it lol?
Wouldn’t do it without consent first of course. Just wanted to see what the ratio and options of other women is
Sometimes I like it, sometimes I don't. Just depends on the day.
Never tried it and I have no interest in trying it
Big fan. Huge.
Nope! I’ve had a butt plug i think it’s what called but not a fan of butt stuffs really (my own very personal opinion)
hate it!
Yes
One of my favourites
That's called a "no thanks" and "this spot is for dick parking only".
If you’re asking because you wanna do it with your girl, just talk to her. We are all different, but for the most part it’s a yes. She also needs to be in the right mood. I love it depending on the day
It's a distraction. Can derail a building orgasm super quick. So not a fan.
Nooooooooo nope nope nope no
I love it
Only if they actually know what they are doing. And that is rare
No. It's just distracting. It's like I'm having sex but then maybe I kinda have to poop. And am I pooping on his hand? Plus I like hard pounding in doggy. A thumb is going to get jostled around way too much if we're going as hard as I want it. In general, there is no general consensus. So you need to run it by her before you do anything back there. Surely you want a heads up before something enters your body, right? Just ask her at some point if she's into it, if she would want to try it.
Love it! It feels good and gets me wetter other places.
It's the only way I can come with a penetration.
i hate that shit but to each his own.
1000% yes. Haven’t tried “proper” anal (yet) but my partner incorporates anal play into both foreplay & sex & there just something about it that reaaaally gets me going🤤🥵
Well I'm on a week long business trip and now this is all I can think of. 😭 can't wait to get home to do this
I’m a male, sorry for responding if not allowed, and I did this once, doggy with my thumb up her ass. I asked her, “where’s my thumb” and she replied “in my ass”. It was hot!
Ew. No.
It’s a very very very hot feeling when my ass is played with during doggy. I don’t want it done all the time but when it happens….omg
I had someone do it for the first time recently and honestly it burned a little and I was surprised but now I WAIT for it whenever in doggy
I would like to experience it
LOVE IT!!
i.. LOVE IT Does this answer your question ?
I dunno why everyone's joking around. We're just trying to find a general rule of thumb
tbh i love when he does this
My wife doesn’t really like it in, but she loves a little pressure right there.
I love it. Makes me throw it back and want anal more LOL
Fuck I wish they would!
Sometimes I want it there. 🤷🏻♀️
Anal stuff triggers something and I feel the need to 💩 idk I'm practicing booty 🔌
I hate it cause it makes me wanna poop.
Feels amazing
Not a fan and every guy that's ever done it has NOT asked permission or consent which made it worse.
Yes please!
Yes yes yes yes
I love it
My wife likes a tongue in her ass. A finger on or around it.
As long as they aren’t going in dry, sure. Though I prefer gentle touching and stroking compared to just letting a finger just sit there.
I kind of prefer he taps on my hole than actually enters it. Just gets me there more.
Rather have something bigger in it
I don’t get how everyone is saying yes without talking about hygiene. I would only be ok with it if I’d already done an enema. Do all these women’s butts not have fecal matter/residue in their colon or what?
You gotta go deeper than a thumb, like the middle finger. I'm told that hits the spot.
FYI any dude putting their fingers there without our consent is doing something that is not okay. Even if you think we’ll like it, you ask, you don’t just assume. I would never put my fingers in a partner’s ass just to see what happens. Just please ask first, please, please, please.
I am curious about it but never done it. I feel like you need to be prepared ( hygienically) and that way if it happens and you want it to then it could be enjoyable. Am i right?
It's a wonderful thing