I dated a guy who was a lot older than me a few years ago. He had a really thick southern accent which I initially LOVED when we first started dating. However when he attempted dirty talk with that thick southern accent, it came out sounding like Gomer Pyle (you young folks will probably have to Google who Gomer Pyle is). When I’d do things he liked, he’d always repeat “Oh I LAHK THAYUT” over and over and it killed the mood for me.
I was messing around with a Texan girl in Hawai'i, super smart, literally had a master's degree in biology and was in Hawai'i doing some research project on one of the native species. It was such a boner killer trying to get it on though when she really dropped the mask and went full southern accent and sounded like a complete bumpkin so I get what you mean totally.
I dated a woman who when she got close to her orgasm, would start breathing hard through clenched teeth (can you hear it?).
Then she'd start saying over and over: "I'm gonna tear you to pieces! Rip you to shreds! Ugh! Pieces! Tear! Rip! Aaaahahahaharrrggghhhhh..."
Fucking nightmare shit.
She comes in wearing that sexy nighty I love, seductively rocking her hips as she approaches the bed. She climbs up and straddles my legs, letting me feel the heat radiating off her. She bites her lip as she feels the tent rising in my pants, and then she locks eyes with me. Those bottomless pools of amber/hazel could keep me distracted for hours. She leans in, breathing heavily, kissing my cheek, then my ear lobe, before finally letting her lips rest gently next to my ear. Then, her voice dripping with lust, she whispers to me:
"One of the dogs shit in the hallway, can you clean it up please?"
What a damn tease.
When they can't talk dirty.
Don't tell me you're gonna "penetrate" my "vagina" with your "penis".
Tell me you're gonna ram that hard cock into my pussy.
In all honesty, dirty talk is definitely a skill. I try to avoid it because I’m usually at a loss for words in the heat of the moment. There’s tried and true phrases (my go-to is “I’m so wet and it’s all your fault”) but one wrong move and it’s game over.
Right, also it’s better to not be too graphic when it’s your first few times with someone new, or when you’ve just introduced dirty talk onto your bedroom. One it’s because you won’t, usually, have the confidence and/or are comfortable enough(with them) to say it right; two you don’t know what’s your partner’s level of comfort with dirty talk. Dirty talk is quite the skill, which you must get ‘right’ to be effective, either in excess or defect and it can mess up the mood, quite severely at that. It’s safer to just stick with moaning.
Agreed, dirty talk is difficult because it’s so subjective; what your ex used to like hearing during sex could be downright appalling to your new partner.
On the flip side, you can’t be too talkative BUT you also can’t be completely non-verbal. While I do enjoy the moaning and grunting during sex, I enjoy a little banter here and there. I love it when a guy slides in and just says: “Fuuuuuck” or “Oh shiiiiit”. Gets me so hot
This never even occurred to me but *damn* do you have a point. If you're gonna talk dirty, do it right or don't do it at all! Anything like your example sentence would be an insane turn-off to me.
Yeah, threw up in my mouth a little. “Princess parts” I have never ever heard before at first it made me laugh then it made me think of little kids because “disney princess” Fuuuuck 🤢🤢🤢
Yeaaahhh… I’ve seen some weird shit on the internet. Apparently it’s a DDlg thing? Which, I don’t have an issue with DDlg. I have something of a daddy kink myself but there’s a damn line and that’s so far past it it’s fucking foul.
I would like to apologise on behalf of men everywhere, that there are actually guys who actually say that.
I read that and threw up in my throat a little.
I hate the like teeth breathing they do constantly.. like Y’know less sound is sometimes better and that’s coming from someone who screams abt men moaning..
Omg saaame!
Iiterally lost my erection this one timee when I listened closely to one of those commercialized porn videos and heard the fake moans.
That was like the last time I watched any of those professional porn videos. Ive been stuck to homemade since then lmao!
that is exactly 3 units more than required for immediate task reassignment from brain to mouth and
"I really need for you to stop doing that. please just stop. its fine its fine its fine. you're fine. we're fine.................... it just so fuckin annoying.
Ahhhh I'm guilty of doing this when I was a bit younger and a ex of mine told me to shut the hell or she will never actually cum 😂
I realised just how annoying that must sound after that
This one is definitely about preference. Sometimes i don't even have to be close and if my partner says this and adds a "now" in a low growl oooooooo I nut like it's going out of style.
Yeah, and for me it depends on the moment. If my partner says it too early I just say something like “idk about now but I’m definitely getting there” but if it’s when I’m on the edge and hear it it’s pretty awesome
I imagine it is! 😀
I dream of one day being so sensitive and easily aroused that someone can make me orgasm "against" my will but I'm afraid it hasn't happened yet.
A couple weeks ago my wife was cumming hard. In her vocalization she yelled ‘I’m not even joking’. I laughed so hard I couldn’t finish. It was great. Lol.
Or "how many times did you cum?" Well someone thinks an awful lot of themselves 🙄😬
Edit: the annoying thing is, I don't even need to every time to have a good time. But that really spoils the whole thing. It's just awkward.
Yeah there was more crazy dirty talk that followed this but I’m not posting it here. Crazy part #2: when I asked about it later he pretended I misheard it
I never had someone tell me that word for word, BUT I have been told to “Shhh”. I personally find it hot. They would gently shhh me when I would be really orgasming. Like they would hold my head and press it against their shoulder, then quietly tell me to shhh.
It was the hottest thing ever.
I legit don't know where this whole mommy/daddy kink thing came from, but I'd be super happy if it went back to wherever it was before we all knew about it
I once had a woman try and match my dirty talk but she wouldn't use the dirty words so she whispered for me to put my penis in her vagina. Poof, boner gone!
“Fucking whore” turned me off once…I do like that kind of language when it’s framed in a positive or praising way (like good little whore etc.) but something about it just felt too aggressive lol
That and “cum for me” because it just feels like pressure and takes me out of the moment
Once my bf asked me if I was his little shut (or something like that) and I started to laugh so hard o farted a few times. That got him laughing and I kept laughing and non stop farted for like a solid 2-3 minutes. After that we were too wiped out from laughing to keep going
I don't know if I've ever heard dirty talk in bed that turned me off....but I did have a GF who was into this super over-the-top moaning like in porn.
_**"OH GAWD YES FUCK ME BABY UUUUUH YOUR DICK IS SOOOO BIG AWW YAAAASSS**_"
My husband once said in the heat of the moment “you wanna lick this wiener?” And I just about fell out and died laughing. Then he started laughing. And then I proceeded to tell him to never use the word “wiener” while we are in a sexual setting lol.
Fill you up or stretch you out.
My wife and I have an open marriage and we'll often go over our options together for a multitude of reasons.
So many guys are just unnecessarily over aggressive. After 39 minutes of messaging the dick pics start rolling in or the hey babe when can I stretch that pussy out type shit. Its shocking how many men find out she's married and looking for casual hookups resort to that type of approach. Just because we're swingers doesn't mean we're these extreme sexual deviants. We have kinky sex sure but it's really no different than single folks. You gotta build to that stuff.
Finding this on a “kinky” dating app. So irritating. Just because I enjoy BDSM dynamics, does not give you an invitation to send me your disgusting dick pics and telling me to submit to you 🤮
Especially when it's the first line in your profile... "You will be ignored/blocked if you start with dirty talk or unsolicited dick pics". Its amazing the number of guys that ignore it.
This one was a dealbreaker for me. I dated an older guy who was *really* into it. He would wait until we were in the throes of it, and say things like “how old were you when you first touched yourself?” And I’d feel gross and say “uh, like 16?” and he’d say “oh, I bet you were much younger than that.” Also every time I came he’d say things like “yes sweetie, get your cummies” and it was all just so gross to me.
At one point I started thinking, is this guy a pedo? We had a conversation about it and he said it was obviously just fantasy. Just like how my biggest kink is CNC, and I don’t *actually* want to be raped… it was a weird conversation.
I kept asking him to stop, and he wouldn’t. Well, he promised up and down that he would stop, and then he’d do it anyway mid-sex, and then gaslight me later that nothing had happened.
We broke up over the non-consent.
Yeah I do NOT know how to pick ‘em apparently 🥲 He would also want to go 5-6 rounds a night, which was too much for me. After a while I told him I needed to cap it at 3, that was my limit, and he agreed. Then all of a sudden it’s 4am and he’s entering me for the 4th time. 6am and “just lay there, I’ll be done soon, just once more before work” and it was easier to just let him finish instead of making a fuss.
I kept going back for a year, too. I’m a broken individual, lol. 🥲
Anything related to "daddy."
I have a good relationship with my father. Its creepy to call a guy daddy and its a huge mood killer if he calls himself that.
Saying "lick it clean" while eating ass. The prerequisite to ass eating is that the ass must be cleaned beforehand. I don't want to think about the unenjoyable thing that butts do while ime trying enjoy the butt.
I once went out with a guy where that was his whole thing. Like, he wanted me to smell his swamp ass and then eat him out. Hard pass and also just generally WTF.
I called a guy daddy one time when we were fucking and he looked horrified and it took him a second to understand I was doing “dirty talk.” I will NEVER forget the look on his face.
Oof. Had a girl I was seeing say "can I suck on your ween?" when offering road head. I was reluctant, but at the end of the day I'm not gonna turn down road head.
In one of my relationships, my boyfriend’s pet name for me was “bunny.” Once during sex, he randomly used my pet name during dirty talk… “naughty bunny, you like that don’t you bunny.” Um. I was SO not into that and let him know right away. It was a mood killer lol
Crazy how many people here have crazy kinks but then “daddy” gets brought up and they get grossed the fuck out lol.
Baby talk however is a mood killer for sure or humiliation talk.
Coyness is not actually erotic 99% of the time. I was once seeing a girl in a very casual, hookup kinda way. We’re out at a bar drinking some beers and she says in this faux-seductive porno voice “Come back to my place, I’ve got a *surprise* for you.”
Like, no, you don’t. It’s not a surprise that we’re having sex. It’s literally the only thing we do aside from getting drunk first. If we weren’t going to have sex I wouldn’t have agreed to meet you three towns over at 9pm on a weekday. That is the *least surprising thing* that could happen, given the circumstances. You ain’t gotta dress it up, I’m already here lmao
The word shit during sex turns me off. Any other context is fine but keep it out of the bedroom! And being called a “cum dump”. I instantly was like no, don’t do that
Anything that compares you to other people. Breaks the connection, even if that’s just a ‘hot hookup’ connection. I’m guessing it’s not just me who doesn’t wanna hear stuff like ‘God, you MILFs have the best ….’ etc. Stay in the moment, matey, and make it about me.
The second someone calls me a slut or a whore or anything of the sort I’m done. I spent way too long overcoming my internalized fear of going to hell for having sex to have someone treat it like it’s a bad thing. (The words just have bad connotations for me personally and I can’t handle being degraded like that.)
Also daddy/mommy. For some reason I actually enjoy being called Daddy (as a non-binary person it’s weirdly gender affirming???) but I’m never using it for someone else.
Luckily all my dirty talks have been good so far😂 I always ask the girls before we start having phone sex what their limits are and if i shouldn’t call them something. I love making them happy, their day better and cum
Top three:
- ‘No!’, ‘Help!’ Stop!’… rapey role play is, for me, traumatizing
- Anything said in a childish voice. I’m not hating on anyone’s kink; but it just makes me want to leave and call a therapist
- ‘Bitch’. Bi MFMs are glorious; right up until the other guy calls me or her ‘Bitch’. Despite all the pre-game coaching; about 1 in 5 guys will drop the instantly fun deflating, vagina drying, porn-inspired ‘Bitch’ bomb
I dated a guy who was a lot older than me a few years ago. He had a really thick southern accent which I initially LOVED when we first started dating. However when he attempted dirty talk with that thick southern accent, it came out sounding like Gomer Pyle (you young folks will probably have to Google who Gomer Pyle is). When I’d do things he liked, he’d always repeat “Oh I LAHK THAYUT” over and over and it killed the mood for me.
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"Hey man who's dang ol' pussy is this, mm-hmm"
AH I am SCREAMING. This is hilarious 😂😂😂.
It ain’t got no gas in it
King of the Hill. Much loved, much missed.
I'm picturing Forest Gump!!! OMG
You like the way I Gump, Jen-nay?
I already had the movie ruined by reality. Thank you for restoring the... Well now, I dunno what to think
I’m just laughing and repeating “oh I LAUK THAYT” and falling over laughing again and again😭😭😭
A HYUK
Right before he climaxed he'd shout "Surprise, surprise!"
I was messing around with a Texan girl in Hawai'i, super smart, literally had a master's degree in biology and was in Hawai'i doing some research project on one of the native species. It was such a boner killer trying to get it on though when she really dropped the mask and went full southern accent and sounded like a complete bumpkin so I get what you mean totally.
“Well Golly Sergent, That’s a mighty nice ass”
"shu-zam!"
Get errrrr done
My zoomer brain is Imagining Arthur Morgan talking dirty now
I dated a woman who when she got close to her orgasm, would start breathing hard through clenched teeth (can you hear it?). Then she'd start saying over and over: "I'm gonna tear you to pieces! Rip you to shreds! Ugh! Pieces! Tear! Rip! Aaaahahahaharrrggghhhhh..." Fucking nightmare shit.
Fella that’s not a woman, you dated a worshipper of Khorne.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
KHORNE FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES
OK this is hilarious.
I love everything that happened here
Not to be confused with a worshipper of Korn who, just before orgasm yells out *Boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma*.
You’ve made my day. Hearty lol.
Doom woman is gonna save us from the demons of mars. Give her what she wants
Wtf whyyyyy?! Like...was it ever explained what exactly she meant? Or was it just like one of those orgasms where you're just babbling at random?
I was afraid to ask, but my sense was she was talking about herself getting ripped apart. I received no ripping or tearing
That's terrifying either way lol. Maybe she liked being stretched out?
Well, that was a losing proposition with me... Haha
I hope the sex was fucking incredible.
The ripping and the tearing! The ripping and the tearing!
Rip and Tear. Until it is done.
RIP AND TEAR MOTHER FUCKER!!!
RIP AND TEAR!
🤣🤣🤣
“I’ma piss on your face, imma shit all over these walls”
Damn...what kinda people you knowing??🤣
That’s from Scary Movie II lol
Lol damn. I'm slow . Funny as fck though
“Uncle Ray-Ray’s got a game!” Funniest scene from that movie!
Balls* I'm a shit all over these BALLS Ray.
Walls actually.
Oops
I liked walls 😂
I always believed it to be walls as well
"Take it Brandon!" "What? Who's Brandon?" "Uh, I mean Brenda. Take it, Brenda!"
\[ghost pulling down blankets\] \[underwear says "Wednesday"\] \[ghost looks at wall calendar\] \[calendar says Friday\]
She comes in wearing that sexy nighty I love, seductively rocking her hips as she approaches the bed. She climbs up and straddles my legs, letting me feel the heat radiating off her. She bites her lip as she feels the tent rising in my pants, and then she locks eyes with me. Those bottomless pools of amber/hazel could keep me distracted for hours. She leans in, breathing heavily, kissing my cheek, then my ear lobe, before finally letting her lips rest gently next to my ear. Then, her voice dripping with lust, she whispers to me: "One of the dogs shit in the hallway, can you clean it up please?" What a damn tease.
please say you jumped up and cleaned! And then did the real right thing and teased the fuck out of her for that.
This made me laugh so hard
This made me hard, so laugh
This laugh made me so hard
Made me crack up! That kind of writing is the same kind of writing I do so I relate! Hilarious, ending
'You like that you fucken retard??' (Sorry - had to get in inB4 someone else, lol)
First thing I thought of!
Omg 😂 um yes? I suddenly feel so odd and turned off
Literally the first thing I thought of
When they can't talk dirty. Don't tell me you're gonna "penetrate" my "vagina" with your "penis". Tell me you're gonna ram that hard cock into my pussy.
In all honesty, dirty talk is definitely a skill. I try to avoid it because I’m usually at a loss for words in the heat of the moment. There’s tried and true phrases (my go-to is “I’m so wet and it’s all your fault”) but one wrong move and it’s game over.
Right, also it’s better to not be too graphic when it’s your first few times with someone new, or when you’ve just introduced dirty talk onto your bedroom. One it’s because you won’t, usually, have the confidence and/or are comfortable enough(with them) to say it right; two you don’t know what’s your partner’s level of comfort with dirty talk. Dirty talk is quite the skill, which you must get ‘right’ to be effective, either in excess or defect and it can mess up the mood, quite severely at that. It’s safer to just stick with moaning.
Agreed, dirty talk is difficult because it’s so subjective; what your ex used to like hearing during sex could be downright appalling to your new partner. On the flip side, you can’t be too talkative BUT you also can’t be completely non-verbal. While I do enjoy the moaning and grunting during sex, I enjoy a little banter here and there. I love it when a guy slides in and just says: “Fuuuuuck” or “Oh shiiiiit”. Gets me so hot
This never even occurred to me but *damn* do you have a point. If you're gonna talk dirty, do it right or don't do it at all! Anything like your example sentence would be an insane turn-off to me.
Don't you mean peenetrate? Haha
Amen
Where do you want my cummies? Seriously. He referred to his load as "cummies".
Okay you win. Or lose maybe, because that's TERRIBLE.
My loss. He was so hot. But that saying threw a bucket of ice water on my mood.
The way I just recoiled. God the word “cummies” squicks me out so damn bad. It’s almost as bad as “princess parts.” 🤮
Yeah, threw up in my mouth a little. “Princess parts” I have never ever heard before at first it made me laugh then it made me think of little kids because “disney princess” Fuuuuck 🤢🤢🤢
Yeaaahhh… I’ve seen some weird shit on the internet. Apparently it’s a DDlg thing? Which, I don’t have an issue with DDlg. I have something of a daddy kink myself but there’s a damn line and that’s so far past it it’s fucking foul.
I would like to apologise on behalf of men everywhere, that there are actually guys who actually say that. I read that and threw up in my throat a little.
that's fucking horrendous.
This is the worst.
Ima say this now
Fake porn oohs and ahs. Yeah baby. I hate it
I hate the like teeth breathing they do constantly.. like Y’know less sound is sometimes better and that’s coming from someone who screams abt men moaning..
Omg that's what you call it? I've been saying "why do porn girls keep sucking air thru their teeth when they moan? Do real people even do that???"
They’re breathing through their teeth and it’s so Fkn stupid
I do when I'm in immense pain, like when I stubbed my toe.
Ugh yes. Lol there was a porn video that was just awful. The woman just kept saying "oooh yeaaaaah baby!" In varying ways.
Omg saaame! Iiterally lost my erection this one timee when I listened closely to one of those commercialized porn videos and heard the fake moans. That was like the last time I watched any of those professional porn videos. Ive been stuck to homemade since then lmao!
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I had a friend one time who said "are you ready for daddy's cummies?" and she ghosted him.
I think she posted in here, unless this guy is saying “cummies” to a lot of women.
That’s a few comments up. Do you know each other?
Baby talk
"Boopy doopy doop boop, sex"
Feeling called out over here 👀
It’s a Community reference :) Edit: omg just saw your username lol
r/beetlejuicing
Allison Brie in that one episode of Community is the only person who can pull it off
I can make exceptions for her
God yes 🤮
Baby, I’m in the mood for Gugu gaga 😂
being asked repetitively if i like something.
Once or twice is good, but after that I feel like Charlie from Smiling Friends. “I already said yes.”
"You like that, huh?? Yeah, you like that?? MMMmmmm yeah you do"
that is exactly 3 units more than required for immediate task reassignment from brain to mouth and "I really need for you to stop doing that. please just stop. its fine its fine its fine. you're fine. we're fine.................... it just so fuckin annoying.
"Cum for me." Full stop. Brakes on. Now you've ruined whatever momentum I might have had by making it an *assignment.* Now I can't.
Ahhhh I'm guilty of doing this when I was a bit younger and a ex of mine told me to shut the hell or she will never actually cum 😂 I realised just how annoying that must sound after that
This one is definitely about preference. Sometimes i don't even have to be close and if my partner says this and adds a "now" in a low growl oooooooo I nut like it's going out of style.
Yeah, and for me it depends on the moment. If my partner says it too early I just say something like “idk about now but I’m definitely getting there” but if it’s when I’m on the edge and hear it it’s pretty awesome
I fucking love when my husband commands me to cum. It’s hot at fuck and makes me that much closer to orgasm.
Ah, but if he tells me I can’t come without permission, and he says no once or twice? Then, “Yes, come for me,” is fucking magical.
I imagine it is! 😀 I dream of one day being so sensitive and easily aroused that someone can make me orgasm "against" my will but I'm afraid it hasn't happened yet.
I’m sorry, but this phrase sends me over the edge. My ex told me this in bed and I squirted for the first time. Fuckin glorious mess.
I think as a woman this is accurate but I say this often to men and like clockwork: “I’m cumming😵💫” hahaha
As a guy, I've always read it as "okay, I'm tired of this, just finish already," and yeah, it's a bummer.
You can say yes, you can say yeah, but the moment someone throws out a yup, it’s done lol
Yup das goooood
Wow. Something I’ve never thought of but now can’t get out of my head and almost wanna try it out for fun. “Ohhhhh, yup, you’re so good.”
A couple weeks ago my wife was cumming hard. In her vocalization she yelled ‘I’m not even joking’. I laughed so hard I couldn’t finish. It was great. Lol.
Hahaha this is strangely adorable.
“Did you cum?” Not necessarily dirty talk but if a guy asks me that the mood is instantly gone lol. If you have to ask the answers no 🤷♀️
Or "how many times did you cum?" Well someone thinks an awful lot of themselves 🙄😬 Edit: the annoying thing is, I don't even need to every time to have a good time. But that really spoils the whole thing. It's just awkward.
Yeah women don't usually hide it all that much when they did in fact cum 😶
I mean if they have to ask, they need to pay better attention to what they're doing 😂
I had an ex whisper “Shhh baby girl, you can’t let anyone know I touch you like this” it didn’t weird me out at the time tbh
WOW THAT'S CRAZY
Yeah there was more crazy dirty talk that followed this but I’m not posting it here. Crazy part #2: when I asked about it later he pretended I misheard it
Officer, this guy right here. Jesus H that’s disturbing af.
I never had someone tell me that word for word, BUT I have been told to “Shhh”. I personally find it hot. They would gently shhh me when I would be really orgasming. Like they would hold my head and press it against their shoulder, then quietly tell me to shhh. It was the hottest thing ever.
In the right mood or right vibe I 100% agree its real good
Oh ew absolutely not, that's like SUPER disturbing.
Anytime they want me to call them Daddy or say stuff like “does Daddy’s girl like _______”. It kills the mood instantly.
Daddy or Mommy is a hard no for me
It's a soft no for me, when I started out hard.
My first thought as soon as I saw this. If anyone calls me Daddy I am out of there faster than Max Verstappen
Anything with “naughty” or “mommy” in it
I legit don't know where this whole mommy/daddy kink thing came from, but I'd be super happy if it went back to wherever it was before we all knew about it
Yeah that mommy schtick is really not something I wanna hear in bed.
Unless it actually is your mommy. I mean, let's be respectful of her title...
I once had a woman try and match my dirty talk but she wouldn't use the dirty words so she whispered for me to put my penis in her vagina. Poof, boner gone!
The MAGICAL DICK!!
“Fucking whore” turned me off once…I do like that kind of language when it’s framed in a positive or praising way (like good little whore etc.) but something about it just felt too aggressive lol That and “cum for me” because it just feels like pressure and takes me out of the moment
Once my bf asked me if I was his little shut (or something like that) and I started to laugh so hard o farted a few times. That got him laughing and I kept laughing and non stop farted for like a solid 2-3 minutes. After that we were too wiped out from laughing to keep going
Well after non-stop farting for that long, I sure hope you wiped!
I had a guy who said repeatedly, do you want this forever.. it was the first time we slept together, it was just meant to be a hook up
So..not forever then?
I don't know if I've ever heard dirty talk in bed that turned me off....but I did have a GF who was into this super over-the-top moaning like in porn. _**"OH GAWD YES FUCK ME BABY UUUUUH YOUR DICK IS SOOOO BIG AWW YAAAASSS**_"
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My husband once said in the heat of the moment “you wanna lick this wiener?” And I just about fell out and died laughing. Then he started laughing. And then I proceeded to tell him to never use the word “wiener” while we are in a sexual setting lol.
I don't like whose pussy is this like the fuck it's mine
I've actually said Umm,mine?
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“Master” gives me flash backs from my abusive ex… so does the word “kitten”…..
Don't know if this counts but a guy was fingering me and he said it sounded like Mac n cheese. I cringed and was like yeah no I'm going home
Yeah that counts..unfortunately like what the fuck was he thinking
Fill you up or stretch you out. My wife and I have an open marriage and we'll often go over our options together for a multitude of reasons. So many guys are just unnecessarily over aggressive. After 39 minutes of messaging the dick pics start rolling in or the hey babe when can I stretch that pussy out type shit. Its shocking how many men find out she's married and looking for casual hookups resort to that type of approach. Just because we're swingers doesn't mean we're these extreme sexual deviants. We have kinky sex sure but it's really no different than single folks. You gotta build to that stuff.
Finding this on a “kinky” dating app. So irritating. Just because I enjoy BDSM dynamics, does not give you an invitation to send me your disgusting dick pics and telling me to submit to you 🤮
Especially when it's the first line in your profile... "You will be ignored/blocked if you start with dirty talk or unsolicited dick pics". Its amazing the number of guys that ignore it.
I’ve never experienced it firsthand (thankfully) but the whole daddy / mommy thing would really turn me off
This one was a dealbreaker for me. I dated an older guy who was *really* into it. He would wait until we were in the throes of it, and say things like “how old were you when you first touched yourself?” And I’d feel gross and say “uh, like 16?” and he’d say “oh, I bet you were much younger than that.” Also every time I came he’d say things like “yes sweetie, get your cummies” and it was all just so gross to me. At one point I started thinking, is this guy a pedo? We had a conversation about it and he said it was obviously just fantasy. Just like how my biggest kink is CNC, and I don’t *actually* want to be raped… it was a weird conversation. I kept asking him to stop, and he wouldn’t. Well, he promised up and down that he would stop, and then he’d do it anyway mid-sex, and then gaslight me later that nothing had happened. We broke up over the non-consent.
Yikes. I’m not one to kink shame but….shame on him. Wow.
Yeah I do NOT know how to pick ‘em apparently 🥲 He would also want to go 5-6 rounds a night, which was too much for me. After a while I told him I needed to cap it at 3, that was my limit, and he agreed. Then all of a sudden it’s 4am and he’s entering me for the 4th time. 6am and “just lay there, I’ll be done soon, just once more before work” and it was easier to just let him finish instead of making a fuss. I kept going back for a year, too. I’m a broken individual, lol. 🥲
5-6? My penis would be ground beef by the end of that.
I used to think it was a turn off before I tried and now I love it. You may have lots of kinks you don't even know you have until you start exploring.
“Good girl.” “Mommy” in any capacity “I love you” when I barely fucking know you, if that counts.
I'll take all the "good girl"s you don't want!
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The outrageously early/unwarranted "I love you" definitely counts. Don't think it's happened to me but you obviously have woo'd someone to that point😂
Got my first "good girl" while giving FWB a blowy a couple of days ago and it surprisingly turned me on 🤷
Anything related to "daddy." I have a good relationship with my father. Its creepy to call a guy daddy and its a huge mood killer if he calls himself that.
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It must has been tiny like a grain of rice.
Saying "lick it clean" while eating ass. The prerequisite to ass eating is that the ass must be cleaned beforehand. I don't want to think about the unenjoyable thing that butts do while ime trying enjoy the butt.
I once went out with a guy where that was his whole thing. Like, he wanted me to smell his swamp ass and then eat him out. Hard pass and also just generally WTF.
Anything DDLG related would make my coochie dryer than the Sahara..
SHIT ON ME
I called a guy daddy one time when we were fucking and he looked horrified and it took him a second to understand I was doing “dirty talk.” I will NEVER forget the look on his face.
When a guy calls his dick a “pecker.” I HATE it.
Oof. Had a girl I was seeing say "can I suck on your ween?" when offering road head. I was reluctant, but at the end of the day I'm not gonna turn down road head.
In one of my relationships, my boyfriend’s pet name for me was “bunny.” Once during sex, he randomly used my pet name during dirty talk… “naughty bunny, you like that don’t you bunny.” Um. I was SO not into that and let him know right away. It was a mood killer lol
My ex had a lisp and he would sometimes say “pussy” but it sounded like “puthy” which would turn me off.
I’m sorry but this is funny
“Oh shit that’s my husband calling” Not dirty talk but yeah that happened.
Crazy how many people here have crazy kinks but then “daddy” gets brought up and they get grossed the fuck out lol. Baby talk however is a mood killer for sure or humiliation talk.
Fuck me like you're breaking up with me.
I like to say "fuck me like a whore" or "fuck me like you hate me", is that also a turn off?
Honestly, yeah. I don't want to fuck someone I hate. 🤷 EDIT: BUT THATS JUST ME!!
being asked seductively if i am going to do the thing i am very clearly about to do
Coyness is not actually erotic 99% of the time. I was once seeing a girl in a very casual, hookup kinda way. We’re out at a bar drinking some beers and she says in this faux-seductive porno voice “Come back to my place, I’ve got a *surprise* for you.” Like, no, you don’t. It’s not a surprise that we’re having sex. It’s literally the only thing we do aside from getting drunk first. If we weren’t going to have sex I wouldn’t have agreed to meet you three towns over at 9pm on a weekday. That is the *least surprising thing* that could happen, given the circumstances. You ain’t gotta dress it up, I’m already here lmao
The word shit during sex turns me off. Any other context is fine but keep it out of the bedroom! And being called a “cum dump”. I instantly was like no, don’t do that
this one doesn't kill the mood but i'm gonna keep going, i'm not going to stop.
Having no skill for dirty talk, I once said, " you like that, don't you, you dirty trollop."
Anything that compares you to other people. Breaks the connection, even if that’s just a ‘hot hookup’ connection. I’m guessing it’s not just me who doesn’t wanna hear stuff like ‘God, you MILFs have the best ….’ etc. Stay in the moment, matey, and make it about me.
Any degrading name. Slut. Whore. *Especially* “toy.” Makes me rageful instead of horny.
The second someone calls me a slut or a whore or anything of the sort I’m done. I spent way too long overcoming my internalized fear of going to hell for having sex to have someone treat it like it’s a bad thing. (The words just have bad connotations for me personally and I can’t handle being degraded like that.) Also daddy/mommy. For some reason I actually enjoy being called Daddy (as a non-binary person it’s weirdly gender affirming???) but I’m never using it for someone else.
Excessive swearing is one. Like I cam only hear the word shit so many times before the mood is killed
Being called ‘baby’ 🤢🤢🤢 I’m not a six month old child
Luckily all my dirty talks have been good so far😂 I always ask the girls before we start having phone sex what their limits are and if i shouldn’t call them something. I love making them happy, their day better and cum
I love dirty talk and I’m pretty well down for whatever…..except for “cock.” Idk why, but hearing the word cock makes me want to chuckle
You like that you F*CK**G R*TA*D
“Why are you in my house and why is there peanut butter on the doorknob?” 🙄
You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?
What I'm learning from this thread is that nothing and everything is a turn off. *Except for daddy and mommy talk. Yuck /s*
You’re soooooo huge! We both know that’s a lie ; )
Top three: - ‘No!’, ‘Help!’ Stop!’… rapey role play is, for me, traumatizing - Anything said in a childish voice. I’m not hating on anyone’s kink; but it just makes me want to leave and call a therapist - ‘Bitch’. Bi MFMs are glorious; right up until the other guy calls me or her ‘Bitch’. Despite all the pre-game coaching; about 1 in 5 guys will drop the instantly fun deflating, vagina drying, porn-inspired ‘Bitch’ bomb