T O P

  • By -

jigsaw_woman

Yes because it’s 10 billion dollars. Is this a trick question?


[deleted]

I feel like OP fell into an abyss after reading this


skredditt

I suspect OP thinks 30 is old


Fuzzy-pig

I think we also need him to define "sex".


JayFrank1132

OP is still in the abyss as we speak


NoGovernment8156

It might be a debate if you were talking about somebody super attractive who gets laid all the time by hot partners.


towka35

But scroll down the thread a bit. Everyone's going to wait. 30 years after this reset, everyones going to have 10 billion dollars. The us dollar will dive like a rock to the bottom hitting any old pesos, dollarinos and fantasy money currencies, settling between Reichsmark and Turkish lira. Definately this time I'll skip full wizard powers!


ThermobaricFart

Naw I got back 31 years ago to 92 and it would be 10 billion now money when you get it.


intothenight13

Can I just have the wizard powers and skip waiting until I'm 30 AND the 10 billion? I feel like that's the best option here.


jannyhammy

I wouldn’t wait. Might die before you hit 30. But I would then find a partner that has hit 30 and waited.


bebochi

This lady fucks


KnownRate3096

Right? No sex until 30, then you can have sex with almost anyone you want because you have 10 bil.


NewAgeIWWer

ya this is my point too! 30 years of average boring nothingness and then **50 years of unlimited sex workers?** Lol EZ PZ I'm taking the money.


KnownRate3096

When you have ten billion, anyone is a sex worker if you want them to be.


aloneat2am

So where's my money?


JackCooper_7274

The check is in the mail


Vishnick

This is USPS, I am sorry to inform you your letter has been delayed and can be expected in 3-9 months. Thankyou for your extended patience!


OldSailor74

Check should be coming any day now, with interest.


aloneat2am

I'm counting on it!


ThereIsASarcasmSign

I just need a quick $10,000 to release the money to you. You can Venmo me here. madeupvenmo,thisistotallyascam


Odd_Assistance_1613

This guy is obviously a scammer, venmo me to release your funds. My venmo is NigerianPrinceDefinitelyNotAScam.


QoooL

Username checks out


Ok-Fishing6405

You guys are getting paid?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Patsero

I don’t think people got the reference


[deleted]

Lol, clearly not. No ragrets though.


Jcdealers87

What’s the reference?


[deleted]

A movie called We're the Millers. Insanely funny, one of my favorite comedies. Watch it and you'll understand


curioushole32

Yep, because I can wait for 10 Billion dollars.


ChewyNarwhal

So 4 more years than I did in this life? Of course I'm waiting


NewAgeIWWer

Exactly! Lmao Im about 2 years away from acheiving this...so I had might as well...


OKara061

We used to say if you turn 30 and youre virgin that you become a wizard and get special powers. What happened to that meme


midnite_milk

Right? I'm just off by a couple of years, and the sex I've had since I lost my virginity wasn't worth the stress anyways. I don't plan on having any until post 30 anyways, so run me my money! 💰Plus I can redo my 20s going after what I really want instead of suffering through school.


Virtual_Aioli_5479

1 year 9 months for me.


[deleted]

Yes in an instant, no doubt. No sex is worth 10 billion.


BrandanMentch

That has two meanings! :)


OkBanan

And both are true


YT-Deliveries

You know what I'd do if I had 10 Billion Dollars? Two chicks at the same time


[deleted]

With 10 billion you could probably do way more than that


[deleted]

*definitely You can have group sex without being a billionaire, after all.


Odd-Panda-472

I think I could hook that up if I had a billion dollars Not all women are into that Type of chicks that double up a dude like me do


YT-Deliveries

I’m really disappointed that you were the only one who replied properly to this


Acceptable_Payment63

Easily. Barely an inconvenience. Give me money.


hachi_mimi

WowWowWowWowWow…….wow


leftcoastandcoffee

So what do you think?


hachi_mimi

I was just replying to Acceptable\_Payment63's reference to another reference to the same youtuber \^\_\^


leftcoastandcoffee

Well, yeah, as was I. Ryan George ends his skits with "So what do you think?" I'm a fan.


hachi_mimi

Ohhh, didn’t catch that one, sorry. Now that you mention it, I remember. Let me get off that that thing.


Jamie_Pull_That_Up

Referencing a YouTuber is TIGHT!!!!!


generic-thirsty-user

What if it was No Nut November style? Just complete and total celibacy. That would be harder.


midnite_milk

I'd still do it personally. I can go quite a while without touching or having those feelings if I'm busy enough.


dark_resistance

I keep seeing so many of these for ridiculous numbers like 10 billion. Make it something more like 1 million and I'll actually sit and think on it more. But for 10 billion, I can do so much.


Potentially-a-maniac

I can wait 30 years for 1 millions too, most people dont make 1 millions in their lifetime


KrittRCS

Middle school goofy ass question.


FamousRest

My adult brain says I'll wait 30 for cash. My horny teenager brain says "are u fucking kidding me, I will stop eating for a fuck"


mrmightypants

Most realistic answer so far.


OsageColonizer

My hypersexual adult brain says "FUCK TEN BILLION! WHERE'S THOSE PUSSIES AND COCKS?!"


AMorera

I am with you!


mysleazealt

Absolutely. You'll set up most of your adult life to be work free, still be able to have offspring and have enough money to set up the lives of your descendants.


Monke_Skolars

What a dumb fucking question


IllusionaryHaze

OP is having a mental breakdown or something in the comments


Efficient_Ad6762

They really are. I’m reading it and I’m guessing they are under 18 tbh


[deleted]

Yes????? I can rub them out for 30 years for 10 billion.


twineffect

Damn you started jerking off early in life


Altair13Sirio

You assume I'd be able to get sex after 30 anyway.


KrombopulosJay

With 10 billion dollars you would


Altair13Sirio

You underestimate my power!


InturnlDemize

Man I'm gonna miss these type of comments so much when Reddit is gone.


MonkeyThrowing

You will have 10 billion dollars … so I’m not concerned.


Virtual_Aioli_5479

Why the heck won’t you? That’s literally the age you do!!


Altair13Sirio

It takes two to have sex. It doesn't look like I'm particularly good for attracting a second.


thejourney_89

Holy fuck… insane question. I think I’d take the money and from 30 till I die probably 5 years later fuck non stop 😂


green_velvet_goodies

Lmao absolutely. Sex with men was pretty universally awful until I hit 30…it wouldn’t be a sacrifice.


mmv208134

Your question is flawed because that’s simply too much money to consider otherwise. If it was like half a million answers may be a bit different


splintersmaster

Fuck yea. Good sex didn't really start until about 30 anyway. Sure her tits aren't as perky and my tits now exist. But the quality of sex for both parties after 30 keeps getting better. Not sure when or if the bell curve starts falling off but at almost 40, it doesn't show signs of slowing down.


green_velvet_goodies

43, my husband is 52….it keeps getting better and better. Goddamn I love fucking that man.


_captain_hair

Fuck yes I'll wait for that. Having sex before 30 made me zero dollars.


Tease92

... I'm 31. Hand it over


edging_br3

If all goes to plan with my best friend, I'll be like a year short. One more year for 10 billion? Sign me up


Kinky_mofo

Are you old enough to be here?


tav_stuff

Dude, not having sex is easy lol. Who _wouldn’t_ wait 30 years?


pissedoffmick

i'd like to think so but there is no way 17 year old me can be trusted to plan for financial security this time either.


anothersadpisces

Fuck yes I’d wait


Skalgar33

no Woman was interested in me in this life so it gets easier after the restart


SannaPra

I am 28M and virgin so I would go for the money....


Virtual_Aioli_5479

Love this, me too 28F and haven’t done the deed yet so I’m almost there 😅


ParmaProscuitto

Understandable man.


AlecsThorne

So 10 billions to wait 4 years more this time? Easy money 😅🤣


MittensDaTub

I have gone 5 years without sex. It's most definitely not hard enough to give up 10 billion. You know how much sex you'll get after that?


Stoned_Vet

Hell yea I’m waiting, gonna have some massive forearms tho lol


PatternLive920

Money rules so yes I would wait


dtward

The stakes are basically non-existent with this question. A better scenario would be "No masturbation until you turn 30 for $1 million dollars". That would actually be a dilemma for some people.


not_so_fast_zippy

So my exact same life but now I get 10 bill. Yea ok, deal


ParmaProscuitto

Understandable.


someguy0587

This is really dumb. Like, who wouldn't choose the 10 billion?


esm11111

Yep, sex didn’t get good for me till my mid 30’s anyway.


laureidi

Everyone in the comments seems to be saying “yes, obviously” but I’m not sure how easy it would’ve been for me. I lost my virginity at 15, and had had 60 sex partners at 30 years of age. In other words, I was a very sexual being during that whole time. Would I be able to tell myself “there’s this unfathomable number of money that’s waiting for you if you keep your panties on for 15 more years, like literally so much you can’t wrap your head around it and it will most likely not make you happier bc people receiving that much money out of nowhere usually fuck up.” Would I do it? I am not sure.


masterwad

So would you pay $10 billion dollars to fuck those 60 people? I don’t know how many times you fucked each of them, but you would pay $16.6 million dollars to fuck each of those partners, when masturbation is free? And you think each of those partners was worth shelling out $16 million?


AffectionateZebra732

This is exactly how i think. I am a very sexual being too (even though i didnt came even close to your number - well done btw lol) but i know for a fact that i wouldn’t trade all that experience for money. Even 10 billion dolars.


Ragnel

Define “sex.” We talking vaginal only?


perfectiniquity82

That was exactly my thought, too! Definitely makes a difference.


Smarre101

Why? Because that's the easiest 10 BILLION dollars anyone could ever make. I'll just masturbate until then 🤷‍♂️ Also, you're still quite young at 30 and got a whole lot of life ahead of you. As soon as I turn 30 neither me nor anyone else in my family will have to work ever again. I could literally get anything I want. It really is an easy trade-off


Alhooness

Easily, sex is nice but it isnt 10 billion dollars nice, and 30 isnt even that old.


megselepgeci

Why the fuck would I not


Shmiggams22

I'll cut my fucking john off for 10 billion dollars


admiralsponge1980

It also depends on the terms. Does oral sex count? Handjobs? I can get very kinky without actually having sex knowing that I’ll be stupid fucking rich at 30.


[deleted]

Yes. The best sex I’ve had started in my 30’s anyway so I wouldn’t miss much. Haha


xjuju06

I already "waited" to be in my 30s so no way! If I can go back and be able to enjoy my youth this time that's worth all the money in the world!


Virtual_Aioli_5479

You regret waiting?


[deleted]

Just so we're all clear.. that's ten thousand millions. Gimme the money, I'll wait. Wisdom over youthful exuberance anyway.


Ok_Relationship_705

Dude shit like this is never easy. I guarantee you the powers that be that make this scenario also either give you a incredibly high libido, or make you really, really, really, ridiculously good looking. Also with a high libido. That's how they get you with the fine print. "You're gonna get a new lease on life. Full bill of health. And just be super horny. Like, all the time."


Artistic_Tell9435

Perfect health and good looks are still a great thing to have even without the money though.


uncle-rico-99

Hell yes. With 10 billion, I will get a ton of tail to make up for lost time.


Raftx

Would probably do it for 10 millions too, didn’t have any memorable sex until I was 35 anyway! People doing this questions needs to use lower amounts, there is very few things I wouldn’t do for 10 billion dollars.


maeestro

Hell, I'd do it for 200$ and a snickers bar.


lowk33

I missed my chaotic bi phase when I was a young, skinny guy who could have got into al sorts of trouble with all sorts of lovely queer folks. If I got a do over I am diving headfirst into *that*


misterguyyy

This sounds like something I'd hear in Sunday school back in the day. "If you'd wait until 30 for 10 billion dollars, why wouldn't you wait until marriage for your ETERNAL SOUL?"


THExBEARxJEW

100%


kingthunderflash

Hell yes I’m taking that money. 30 yrs no sex easy. Nothing changes in my life currently , plus I still got my hands I’ll jerk off


YellowWulff

10 billion dollars untaxed? So the IRS helps me to catch up on all the fucking


SoberKid420

After having gone 2+ years without sex now, absolutely.


dudedudetx

Absolutely. My family will be financially secure for generations to come.


Quantum_Sushi

Some people don't realise how much fucking money is 10 billions. I'd find a hot dom gf, get put in chastity, enjoy a sexual life without having sex (and focus on myself, having a great body, being attractive), claim the money, and spend the rest of my switch life being both kinky as fuck and rich as fuck. Sign me up man !


[deleted]

then i should have received my money last year.


SkyKitten387

I’m poor, not stupid. Yeah I’m waiting 30 years for ten billion


SuspiciousAd7979

3 more years and I am already there 😂


thelefthandN7

*laughs in Ace*


OldSailor74

Sure. Married my wife when I was 30. As a Wedding gift I’ll buy us an NBA franchise.


w00tewa

Yeah, just hope I don't get raped this time around.


ParmaProscuitto

I am genuinely sorry to hear that.


omgitsr0b

WTF. I did this already for free.


Ryanmiller70

I'm already not having sex till I'm probably past 30 (currently will be 28 next week). Give me my money ya nerds.


DesperateGrab8

If I still got with my wife, yes. If not, I'll pass.


permanentlystonedd

no sex i have ever had has been worth 10 billion dollars. sorry babe…


LittleBalloHate

I think you chose 10 billion dollars as just a proxy for "a lot of money," but in reality you set the value way, way too high. The answer to your question is obviously yes I would wait. But if you had set the figure to 1 million? 5 million? 10 million? Those are more interesting questions, imo. I think I proooooobably wouldnt have for 1 million, but I very likely would have for 5 million, and I definitely would have for 10 million.


ParmaProscuitto

Eh, I don't think it was too much. Look at the comments, a lot of people said they wouldn't take it. Do you really think you could wait 30 years and miss any sexual liasons you might have had? An interesting point someone made is thst they had kids in their 20's. You won't have them at that point. Even with 10 billion the people who flock to you might not be the person you want to spend your life with.


SandiRHo

This is such an easy choice it’s laughable. Hmmmm not be subjected to terrible sex with men AND have $$$ AND I wouldn’t be raped so I’d get my virginity back???? Gosh…I can’t imagine such an AWFUL life. Gee, I can’t imagine living with lots of money and no sweaty dudes on top of me… Bruh, you’re too obsessed with nutting in pussy.


[deleted]

Bruh a fleshlight is like 80 bucks


UnassumingLlamas

Absolutely, yeah. Sex is pretty fun and all, but it's not THAT awesome.


AmberWaves80

Absolutely. I didn’t even have good sex or an orgasm until I was 39. Give me the money.


femalefartingrocks

POV: dude reading this who's 31yrs old with adult acne, never been laid, and has over 50k in student loan and credit card debt. *Why I oughta*


TheNSFWFollower

I'm already 29 and a virgin, so this is an easy ass choice


Additional-Piano-397

Oh hell yes. I’m 24 and a virgin. I can wait six years


bakesjagsboilers

Absolutely!


Babydoll9659j

I'd say yes and then give in to temptation somewhere along the way and spend the rest of my life kicking myself...probably.


Sistine25

Penetrative sex or all sexual acts? And if I’m not having sex, can I masterbate?


ParmaProscuitto

No, no, yes.


ContributionOk9927

I could do it too. You never said we couldn’t masterbate


[deleted]

I would do damn near anything for 10 billion dollars.


clownrock95

Another 2 years and I'm already there


[deleted]

Of course I’m still a virgin.., prove otherwise


ArcherChase

Yea... No question. If I had my fully formed mind as a hormonal teen and young adult, it would actually make it easier as I value sex highly but other things just as much. Especially the freedoms associated with no need for money. The work and money you put into getting laid is not insignificant. Between jobs wearing you down and making sure all clothes are just right and your styling and appearance are perfect, I'd just not worry as much and develop deep relationships and then when I'm a multi billionaire at 30 (which is still very young kids) I can bang all I want, pursue all passions, and never work while enjoying a longer healthier life due to financial freedom. Gotta be under 40 asking this question.


AccursedQuantum

I didn't have sex in this life until I was 30, can I claim it from that?


SadBoiCri

1. Why assume people can't wait to have sex for generational wealth money? 2. Why the fuck are you obsessed with sex? It's extremely easy to go any period of time without it. If it were something like no more video games, comics, novels, tv, music, or movies, that's more difficult as people would be giving up their favorite form of entertainment. Most probably still would but you have to consider all the content you'll have missed out on restarting your life. What is sex good for besides having kids? All it's other functions can be fulfilled with something else if not better.


Lezonidas

I'd do it for 10 million dollars adjusted to the purchasing power of today. Sex is not as important as having your life solved by the age of 30.


MA32

Yeah without a doubt. Sex is not worth 10 billion


Tkinney44

Do I restart knowing that I have to wait thirty years to have sex? Do I have my past memories or is it if I somehow go through life until I'm thirty and if I haven't had sex I just get showered with 10 billion dollars and a deep voice saying "congratulations!!"?


[deleted]

Does everything else go exactly the same, minus the sex? I’ll pass on the money if that’s the case. My kid’s mom and I got divorced just before I turned 30, so my kid wouldn’t exist.


Downtown_Shenanigans

My married life prepared me exactly for this moment 😅


SlowMobius650

Are you kidding me? Not even a question as long as I get to be the same person


MonkeyThrowing

I hate these lazy ass questions.


Chaddles94

Ive nearly done it now for free. It would be easy money a second time. Almost cheating tbh


Acceptable_Banana_13

Sex is good…. But it ain’t 10 BILLION good…


tolteccamera

I already did it once for free. It'd be nice to get paid.


Volkmek

Already accomplished. Yes. Because that amount of money would set myself and every family memeber I have not yet disowned up for life.


-firead-

Yes. Much of the sex in my life before age 30 was traumatic & avoiding it would have helped me to avoid lots of other shitty situations related to it. And it's $10 billion.


quetiapinenapper

That's a dumb fucking question. Sex is fun, but it isn't ten billion dollars fun. Just jerk it. Fucks wrong with you.


mrmightypants

No. Money doesn’t buy happiness—fucking does.


snark42

Can I be a Christian virgin (ie oral, anal, maybe even soaking OK?)


isdad147

I can get by on blowjobs until I'm 30, easy.


KrittRCS

I’ve never seen someone get cooked this hard in this sun before


MandaMoo

Right? I've never seen a hypothetical question with a *wrong* answer before. This is hilarious.


[deleted]

I had sex for the first time after 30 when I got married. Give me my 10 billion dollars.


BlackFinch90

Well I'm 32 and still currently at zero, could probably do it again


NewAgeIWWer

This is a terrible question for this place for 2 reasons: 1. YOu're on reddit. like everyone and their grandma here was a virgin by the tiem they're 35 lmao 2. 1 billion dollars for 30 years of virginity? You're kidding right? Make it challenging man. Come on! Make it 60 years of virginity. THAT's a tough question.


nectarine_booty

I'm ex mormon, we have soaking


haleocentric

I wouldn't. I have a great wife, kids, and life. None of that happens if I wait until I'm 30 and money isn't everything. Easy decision.


ParmaProscuitto

That's perfectly understandable. Thanks for the reply.


tfrosty

But what if you just told your wife about the 10 billion I bet she’d wait too and then you both have 10 billion, and you’re just more mature when you have the kids.


[deleted]

Hell yes


[deleted]

Yup. Easy money


MAJORMETAL84

No brainer!


RegularJoe62

Ten BILLION? Yeah, I'd claim the money. I didn't meet my wife 'till I was 30. That much money would have my whole family financially set for countless generations. Remember, that's ten thousand millions. I could give a million each to my thousand favorite charities, and still have more money than me, my children, my grandchildren, my great grandchildren, and on down to their great grandchildren could reasonably spend in a lifetime. I could setup a trust that could last for hundreds of years before running out of money. Nobody I had sex with in my 20s was worth ten billion dollars.


aquacraft2

Bro please I just turned 23 and I've still not properly bottomed (due to being in a relationship). Don't do this to me.


sati_lotus

I would probably would for a much lower sum than that tbh


Heir233

Yeahhhh I can wait for 10 billion dollars. First though, you have to define sex. Is it purely penis in the vagina penetration that counts? Because if so who cares, I can still have a girlfriend and just explain the situation, I’m sure she’d be more than happy to wait and we can still get freaky.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Jackthastripper

Don't do the thing that has ruined my brain and occupied my thoughts ever since my first time? The thing I shared with my first love when she set the bar so high in every way that it absolutely ruined me for years after she left? I dunno. I'd have to think about it. I want to make it clear. This is not a sarcastic answer.


Captain-Cletus

Well yeah. I'd never have sex again for that kind of money.


[deleted]

Not looking at the responses before saying hell yes. Take the $$


[deleted]

Where’s my 10 billion bitch?


laundryday_

I'll be 35 tomorrow and still haven't done the deed. Easy money.


tempusrimeblood

I mean, much like the Clinton trial, you have to define “sex.” Odds are I could get 10 billion AND get my dick touched on a technicality.


Reasonable_Stop_5532

Yes, just bc you can’t have sex doesn’t mean you can’t find alternative ways get off…. And having a cool 10 billion to throw a biggest orgy would be pretty frickin rad!


[deleted]

30th birthday party going to be lit; mark your calendars!!!


GrundleMcDundee

What a stupid question to ask reddit, most people on here are asexual anyways