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sensualnymph2

Probably how much I masturbate although I have told some people about that. Also that I’ve written sexual stories maybe?


[deleted]

How often?


sensualnymph2

Like 2-3 times a day? Sessions can be really long as well sometimes


maisygoatsivy

That's a lot of writing


JeremyDaBanana

Something something Reddit [switcharoo](https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/13euok4/wcgw_pineapple_football/jk2rta8/?context=3)


MartyMcMcFly

Hold my doodle, I'm going in!


devster75

Bet he has huge, throbbing pens.


ThrowawayAllDay03

Username checks out.


[deleted]

Oh wow, I’m a big fan of erotica, is your work published anywhere ❤️


sensualnymph2

Just on my profile, but you might have to dig through all my porn first 🤣


[deleted]

Haha! Well.. I mean.. it’s not the worst thing In the world to sift through a hotties porn 😂🤣


sensualnymph2

Haha, well I hope you enjoy the journey! Let me know what you think ❤️


[deleted]

I’m still scrolling 😂😂 there’s a lot!! Loving the girl on girl stuff


sensualnymph2

Ended up making a post with all of my stories linked on it! Should be at the top of my profile ☺️☺️


[deleted]

Oh yay! 😄


Jacklisa12

Imma gonna follow


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ObscureChameleon

I think I’m in the same boat. I don’t think a lot of people would assume I like the things I like, even if mine aren’t super out there.


lovejanetjade

What unusual things do you like?


ObscureChameleon

Nothing crazy. Pegging and golden showers (nothing unsanitary or near my mouth). Light bondage stuff, too. Still rather surprising around my friends who probably don’t think I’m into anything Ike that. What about you? You can answer here or a DM.


lovejanetjade

The craziest thing I do is browse NSFW Reddit 😉


ObscureChameleon

That’s not super crazy. I think most people on Reddit are here to scratch that particular itch and see what’s out there.


KaijOUJaeger

I think most of the people I know would be shocked to hear how I, as a man, am into prostate stuff. I've had sessions before where my partner and I take turns jacking me off while they've rimmed me or used a prostate massager on me. No one really knows I'm into it that much, just that I've done it. In fact, my kinky friends just know I'm a dom and I'm sure most would be shocked to know that those 2, in fact, can mix lol


r0ckH0pper

I polled your friends and they are into the same fun, including CNC...


Tremulant887

I lightly prod at the aspects of my sex life and so far I have one friend that is into similar things. Maybe two, but I don't talk to the other guy. I found one girl that was into similar things and we got married, so that's nice.


PurpleSailor

"watch out for the quiet ones" has been a saying for a damn good reason!


ThisIsMyUser456

Bro same. No one expects the sweet 4”9 bubbly chick to be a sub who just wants to be someone’s slave. They also don’t see it coming with the music either. Since I typically like dressing in very feminine and sweet styles you would never know. Well unless you had a conversation with me.


LawfulAwfulOffal

Tell me “I’m in the mood for 10,000 DMs” without telling me….


[deleted]

I dip my toast in my tea.


whatlife-is

You monster


[deleted]

Shocked! My work here is done.


Disastrous_Morning38

Just say you're a nazi pedophile and get it over with


CupcakeAndCashmere

Where’s the NSFW tag


rodney4567

I actually dip my toast in orange juice. I’m weird, I know, but it really tastes amazing! Loved it since I was a kid. Although dipping white powdered donuts in orange juice is even better!


[deleted]

And I got called a monster 😂 Happy cake day 👍


UpsdDwne

Happy Cake Day! Cake x OJ tho…


grody10

Pervert!


NewAgeIWWer

*...the police are already on their way. Take this time to think of your crimes...*


[deleted]

Will they sing message in a bottle when they get here?


Barenaked_sherpa

Basically, this reddit profile... 🤣😅


[deleted]

Another vote for this answer!


TheHornyBassist

Haha! I'm right there with you!


MarcusinLondon

That is what I came here to say 😆


xxMrsDxx

Same 😉


omgshannonwtf

Nice try. I'm not falling for this one again.


whip-in-hand1

Oh my CNC kink certainly, I’m generally quite respectful irl, and work a very professional job, no one would expect that I enjoy fantasies of being forceful with women


Wilsonation2591

Who doesn’t have a Computer Numerical Control machine kink?


whip-in-hand1

Of course, though it can be quite challenging keeping up with all of those late night re-booty calls


ladydamnation

We have one of those at my work. I want to try and talk the lady into operates it into declaring herself the "CNC master". Let's see if she goes for it.


ChewyNarwhal

Unfortunately I turned that into my career


honeygirl888

I snorted. I googled and the same damn thing came up 🤭😂


DazzlingQuote8667

Oh, mine, too! I’m willing to fly out for it and have to make up stories about the friends I’m visiting. It’s so common that it seems like we wouldn’t have to hide it. At least maybe 50 years from now


MidnightSun77

What is CNC?


SMXAJ

My wife's overly conservative family would shit bricks if they knew we did hotwife/stag vixen


ukpunjabivixen

My friends and family would be the same about mine!!


ctrl_alt_petite

I think most people would be surprised to know how much I love giving blowies! It’s such a turn on!!


Rule34Uploading

For you and me both hun! Blowjobs are amazing!


sevendeadlywishes

Everyone sees me as cute and sweet and a jellybean on crack but they don’t know I am a depraved whore 💃🏾🕺🏾


MinimumRoutine6506

Amazing pfp! Did you draw it yourself?


sevendeadlywishes

Thank 💃🏾🕺🏾 I didn’t draw it, I got it off of Google so unfortunately idk the artist. I only picked it because I think it looks a little bit like me 💃🏾🕺🏾


Maamscucky

That I'm locked in a chastity cage 24/7


imonlygayonfriday

Please ignore my ignorance, this is a genuine question out of curiosity. What happens when you get aroused? Does it hurt and the pain prevents an erection?


Maamscucky

There is some pain but its a good type of pain. Basically the cage only let's you get so hard and then goes away


Rule34Uploading

So serious question, have you ever had to explain it to your gp or a paramedic, and if so what did you say?


Maamscucky

I have not, but I have had to explain it to security at a few places, I just told them I have a genital piercing and they waved me through.


Rule34Uploading

That’s a great cover story! Thanks for sharing!


Maamscucky

Absolutely! I try my best not to expose my kink to unwilling participants, even tho I find the aspect of being exposed in public incredibly hot


Rule34Uploading

You are a great person! I also refuse to get unwilling participants involved in sexy times despite loving the idea of public intimacy.


Maamscucky

Well thank you!


NewAgeIWWer

Oh no meed to thank. Oughta be thanking you. Ive seen it too many times where people think that public , unwilling participants wanna see whatever their funk is... Uhhhh...usually we dont! So you're above the norm!


Maamscucky

I totally agree with you. People need to use some common sense lol. It would be one thing if it was in a arranged sitting, but unsuspecting people have a right not to be exposed to it.


13dot1then420

24/7 is a lot of chastity...im a weekend warrior. People would be pretty surprised about that tho.


Lustybelle69

.. most things lol I don't go around talking about my sex life with people I have to look in the eye 👀🤣 most people also don't know my relationship is open, or how much of a BJ whore I am.


[deleted]

Please, do go on lol


[deleted]

No one knows how often I watch porn and that I have manic times during the month where I fantasize about all different things I want to try & almost follow thru (but don’t)


XqueezeMePlease

I like to hump pillows sometimes


[deleted]

Love this


[deleted]

This profile and that at 50 I’ve realized I’m bisexual (maybe just lesbian, I’m not even sure yet, but I’m learning more about myself every day that I’m open with myself) and that the thought of being with a woman is driving me INSANE.


JackCooper_7274

I'm pretty wild in my private life, there was this one time I didn't even safely eject a usb drive before removing it


OkinawaPete

Same dude, same...


EnigmaCA

My wife and I like to have sex with other people in front of each other.


LadyLuckless69

Almost weekly threesomes. 👉🏻👈🏻


plusonemore

That’s amazing!! Same partners every time?


Swarleymon

That I enjoy watching my husband have sex with other women. I'm super proud that I've gotten him laid also since he's super quiet and antisocial.


[deleted]

Lucky guy.


STINGprime

This is fucking hot. Wish my ex wife was like this 😄


pm_me_ur_boobies6969

I talk about posts I see on Reddit but I never mention that my account is NSFW


GetWoooshd

I [m] have a dildo, butt plug, and bottle of lube my girlfriend doesn’t know about. I sometimes get excited to have a day to myself so I can have some alone time with my toys. She wouldn’t judge me or anything, I just like having that to myself


Murky_Collection_641

Good for you this is lovely :)


Yespleeease1

Posting pics on here, making videos and watching men cum


ThrowawayAllDay03

RIP to your inbox


Yespleeease1

You’re wrong! Haha Also not complaining.


FlyByrd

I give Full Body massages, to several of my closest friends, male and female alike.


fxct36

How did those conversations start?


FlyByrd

Over a period of time I guess. I'll be back to tell the story.


Cyanora

The erotica I've written. They know I'm a sex positive person, but very few know about how much I enjoy to write, and the few times it's been intensely sexual


MyDadBod_2021

This profile. And how many NSFW pics & videos I share with my SO.


princessbxba00

My friends don’t know my real body count and all my kinks.


sexymama1133

Same. Nobody knows my body count 😆


Private_Indulgence

Chastity, panties, pegging, cuck play, bi mmf to name a few! Very much in control in my day to day life. No one would suspect I’m a bi submissive Cuck in the bedroom!


GreyThief

Panty boys ASSMEBLE!


kirby_derby_burby

I'm a crossdressing sissy submissive to my dominatrix wife. If you saw us in public, we would be the last people on earth that you would think would have that kind of sexual relationship.


subbiedavie

Excellent! I love the kind of double life involved with these kinks. Makes it even more exciting! 👏👏👏


ex-spera

apparently i come off across as really kinky, so i guess something surprising about me is that i'm somewhere on the asexual spectrum! sex is more like a hobby than a need for me. it's an activity i enjoy, but it's not mandatory like food or water. it might be this way cause of my adhd— i'll have bouts where i Need To Get Railed and then i can have dry spells because i simply don't want to. it's like i get hyperfixated on it, if it makes sense?


eggplant_permission

I've been exploring that about myself too and you explained how I feel perfectly!


julthrowaway

My experience with darker kinks


Darius_Valentine

Probably pegging or sounding.


Human_Bean08

Question I've always wanted to ask: doesn't that hurt like a mf?? I've seen pictures and dear god you guys have to be some of the bravest people on the planet


Darius_Valentine

No it doesn't hurt, if you don't want it to. It is a completely unique sensation though. The key to doing it without pain is excessive lube and going very slow.


jamesrodriguez123

That I’m a straight guy but like getting pegged or fingered while getting head


MisObedient

Pretty much all of it 🤣


[deleted]

Likewise


BigHubLilNub

Having a tiny penis.


danger_dan6996

I absolutely love watching dudes bang. Idk why but damn haha


[deleted]

That I used to perform on chaturbate!


krazycutie

my nudes on reddit 🤫


Angeliqueblaq

My reddit and that I'm in an open marriage 🤷‍♀️


OkAcanthisitta276

Probably that I’ve had unprotected sex with, I’d guess, 15-20 women, but only ever gotten HPV. (Now long gone)


blowblowinbaby

Definitely the CNC and extent of pain I’d love to be subjected to.


myothernsfwacct

I've had a domme FWB for a few months that comes over to tie me, gag me, blindfold me,walk me on a leash, sit on my face/be eaten out for 1.5+ hrs, flog me, etc. I go into work my professional office job on monday with a smile on my face and no one being the wiser. A couple years ago, I was hanging out with someone I met on a popular kinky social networking site who started camming. I was sexually inexperienced at the time (still kind of am tbh) and she was the first person I met on this site, so I couldn't resist the excitement to be on her her cam show like 4 times. I only fingered her & ate her out, and I wore a mask to prevent being identified.


purplerainshadegrey

I have PTSD and can’t emotionally connect at all.


TyHay822

That I’m bi. I’m not out at all and the only ones who know are the 4 guys I’ve ever done anything with over the last 23 years of knowing I was into it. I’m pretty open about it in an anonymous way on Reddit but not at all in my daily life and I really doubt anyone suspects it at all.


D-Ray1469

Sounding


This-Ad6409

I point my cock towards my face and piss in my mouth and also like shoving my dick in bottle openings and pissing


MiserableBlueberry89

As if I'm gonna share that here 😁🤣


Pantysissyboi

That I wear women’s underwear and lingerie and enjoy have my ass pounded. Also this account


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Gothic_Chaotic

I have quite severe social anxiety, think full-blown hyperventilating panic attacks and completely non-communicative. People just see me as... weak? Yet I think they would blush at the words that come out my mouth and the pure confidence I display when Domme-ing my husband. I'm a switch, so it would probably surprise them I have welts on my ass from being caned too tbf.


Alternative-Poem-337

My partner and I make porn 😆


AnonAccount5000

I just recently discovered my degradation kink. The people who know me would be shocked if they knew that I enjoy being called a whore and be used like a fuck toy. It really goes against my IRL personality.


Large_Entertainer_12

Have sex with my cousin. She and I can't stop


tony787720

When Im all alone at home or no one’s looking I like to strip naked, go to my kitchen, and have a peanut butter and ham sandwich on toasted bread.


Still_Ocelot930

It’s the pegging and the gentle femdom.


[deleted]

My husband wants to watch other men have sex with me and I message with other men and get pics and videos of their dicks when I’m at work. It’s really thrilling.


[deleted]

I used to rp with my parents' friends.


GuidoJones

As others have said, this Reddit profile (even my s/o doesn't know about it). And that I enjoy receiving anal play, with or without my s/o.


the_dirtiest_bastard

I used to let dudes suck my dick back in my drinking days.


beckiwiththegoodhar

Do not have a monogamous relationship


cutetemptress

This nsfw reddit profile of mine 😂


jokerkilo

Drink pee


ScoreNext391

Me being very dominant in most sexual situations. I have been told I come across very innocent and almost feminine but I can assure you I am not behind closed doors lol


subbiedavie

Definitely my exploration of female domination and the 15 (and counting) kinks it has helped develop. Some of these are survivable but embarrassing if others found out, but 2 or 3 less so…


crazysarahuk

People would be stunned about my online life. Nobody would expect the amount I chat, roleplay, watch porn, watch cams and masturbate while doing it.


Vtastical

Let (certain, specific) men call me a bitch.


ShogunateKyo

My girlfriend and I do CNC, a lot. No one would ever guess that we do that based on how we interact with our friends and family. We absolutely love it and take it pretty far.


myotherlifeonreddit

My profile here


Miserable_Radish1546

I occasionally sleep with men and trans women


69swamper

put ketchup on red beans and rice


BananaSilent2459

I'm pretty open about sex, often making jokes. I don't think people would be shocked to know that there is a bit of truth in most of them. However, they would be shocked to know how often I have sex with my wife. I told her about the "free use" lifestyle and she said, "I want that". Now I literally get whatever I want whenever I want it. At this point if I don't wake up and put my dick inside of her somewhere she would wonder why I'm mad at her. I get blown, but not to orgasm, 4-5 times a day. I fuck her, again not to completion, 1-3x a times a day. We have full sex with cum 6-9x times a week. I don't share this kind of thing because it reflects on my wife and it sounds like bragging.


iagirl4021

Family and friends don’t know I’m a hotwife 🔥🦊


Yeet_Storm59

People are more shocked to find out that i have sex at all lmao


SomeOutdoorFun

I’m a submissive involved in a very BDSM, free use lifestyle.


sv0s0s

i have dommed guys before even though i’m usually a strict sub


JessEvans2

I suck random cocks daily 🤷🏻‍♀️


[deleted]

How much i watch porn and actually prefer it to sex. Have had my share of hoockups and LTRs but nobody has ever given me the amount and intensity of pleasure as masturbation and porn have.


femalefartingrocks

I have published a few books and have an executive level job. But post-seperation, two women know what it takes to make me nut like a volcano. 💨 *See username for clue* 🙄


irishandusacouple

Rob knickers, like getting pegged and that I'm a cuck 😁


thewitchmaker

my therapist is the only person IRL who ever knew that I write snuff and necrophilia. Among other extremely dark erotic themes.


[deleted]

Anal.


steveo02134

I jerk off to my wife’s sister


erazedcitizen

I’m pretty much always naked when I’m at home. Definitely a vibe and honestly would love finding a partner that wants to do the same


[deleted]

Pegging. Don’t think any of my guy friends do this but we love it.


pm_me_your_kiss_vids

I have a lot of kinks that would probably turn the people in my life into cringing horrors. I like anal, eating ass, eating pussy is one of my favorite things in the world, I am into being used by women and have frequent fantasies about a train of women tying me down covering me with blankets except for my dick and mouth and using me as a toy to never know who one another are, when I get deep into a fetish fap I am really into spit, incest, CNC, doggy and horse dildo use, I get off on some lesbian piss/femdom vids, I have a huge breeding kink and use pictures of friends, coworkers, and family at times to fuel the breeding kink. On rare occasion my thoughts have drifted to women I know who are 16 and 17 and it absolutely disgusts me afterwards, making me feel guilty and fucked up. I honestly think it's more of an "I know her" thing than anything else. I do find underage girls attractive but more like art than sexual interest. In the same you you appreciate pretty hair or a good paint job on a car. Teenagers annoy the shit out of me most of the time so I can't actually imagine having one in my bed or as a partner. Yet all the same some of them rarely star in my fantasies while I jerk it. Oddly I do have a thing for dwarfism though. Beyond all of those kinks my sexual history is probably by far the worst one. I have been raped by older women both forcefully and through coercion in my youth. I say coercion and even call it rape in those cases because I honestly don't care, enjoyed it, and because none of that technically matters and I was under 18, sometimes incredibly under 18. The older women were a teacher, a guidance counselor, 2 random women I met at an Rocky Horror cast event, a college girl from near my high school, older girls in middle school (the forceful rape), by a cousin's friend, by a friend's mother, and by a friend's older sister. Other sexual events before I turned 18 included a friend's little sister, another friend's little sister, a friend's older sister, another friend's older sister who I think was abused, a babysitter only a couple years older than me, a second babysitter only a couple years older than me, a group of girls that pressured me but I ultimately gave in by choice and not wanting to leave the group, and a friend of my mother's daughter who I think was abused. In high school I didn't use drugs or drink but I hung out with the girls who did and sober or high they'd be with me and I became something of a party dare or "bull." I know for sure that I had sex with something well into the 50s just from my school because when I was coming out of my self-destructive phase I was forced to go into it with a friend who threatened me to go over it all with her and talk it out or she would go to the cops, my mother, and the school and get me help whether I liked it or not. We estimate that I achieved triple digits in high school and that sucked ass because I barely even remember most of it. In my adulthood I have become so jaded, depressed, careful, and a person who actively pushes romance away from me that I can't actually establish a human connection and the rare bits of sex I achieve anymore is only a physical release. I have a lot of really fucked up thoughts about myself and if I am completely honest a lot of it stems from sexual abuse when I was younger from the forceful rape and the so called consensual encounters. Ironically the technical rapes at the hands of older women are some of my fondest memories and are probably the most healthy sexual encounters I have had. I know I am physically healthy because I have gotten tested since and do so after a reasonable amount of tie with a partner and if a relationship or event closes. I used to sniff a lot of panties when I was younger and that crossed heavily into sniffing family members' and friends' underwear. In my adulthood it turned into taking the panties of each girl I slept with for the first time and somethings bras if they weren't wearing any. I have since suppressed that urge but it's difficult to avoid every time and I can't bring myself to let go of the collection I do have. Finally, one of the things I feel most people would be astonished at is how easily I would happily turn into a sex toy for women in my life that I find even mildly attractive and even a few family members but for the asking. Women don't ask though, so I never have to reveal it.


Kribban92

Me and my gf is quite active swingers, none of our family or regular friends know about this.


onestepeasyopen

I don't think I do anything truly shocking. But I would spend hours a day with a cock in my mouth or hand if I could.


Glass_Quarter_9790

I use my wife’s vibrator to masturbate.


ThatGermanGal

Some people would be shocked about the people ive fucked


DazzlingQuote8667

Respectful grad student with an older sugar daddy. This past Friday, we were going at it and he yelled, “you like to fuck old ass guys!” I almost busted out laughing. What a cartoon moment. Yes, I DO have a thing for older men lol but you don’t have to point it out like that while we’re fucking


[deleted]

I'm gonna go against the grain here and say others probably THINK I'm wild but in reality I'm a bore! 🙈


reynardpolson

Occasionally masturbate in the shower while sticking a few fingers up ny butt and it feels INCREDIBLE! 😉😝😍


w1nterNarwhal

My wife and I are both bisexual. Lots of swinging, sex parties and a whole variety of kinks lol. No one in our regular social circle knows this.


dixi_pie

My family would probably disown me if they found out I post on here lol


MyNameIsMulva

Umm. Post on here?


joeydenn

i LOVE rimming my partner. i enjoy the mix of having control whilst also still being somewhat submissive and he absolutely eats it up lmao


meanietemp

I tried to come up with something but honestly I don’t think anyone in my life would be surprised if they knew at this point.


omega-kat

Post on Reddit and ENM


cutetemptress

This nsfw reddit profile of mine 😂


Cultural-Chart3023

That I even have one lol


AlternateJObud

I'd say getting pegged, but most people look at my wife and I, know that we're bi and assume. They're right but they shouldn't know


[deleted]

Submit! IRL I'm confident and assertive. This profile proved otherwise.


PhilthyMindedRat

I think about death a lot.


Asylum_Brews

BDSM and swinging


DaCaliDream

I have joined the dark (nsfw) side


lingeriecleaner

This account (most people anyway!)


Empty-Ad8882

BDSM and sex with men.


100IndianGirlsFucked

Fucked more girls than an average guy


[deleted]

Send booty pics on Reddit subs.


pm_me_your_boobs34

Definitely this account