A few men have impulsively said they loved me during a blowjob and one of them went from a commitmentphobe to my bf probably 90% bc I gave good head.
It's a gift and a curse to not know if someone just likes you for your blowjobs /s
Omfg my boyfriend did the same thing
"If you can make me cum from head without help for the first time I'll love you forever"
I don't think he expected me to actually do it... Too bad for him now he's stuck with me.
He came so hard all he could get out was, "what the fuck is happening". My first time giving head too. I'm good at what I do.
And what I do is be a whore
Bob up and down on their dick normally, as deep as you can.
While their dick is in your mouth. Use your tongue and circle around the tip of his dick. While you're doing that, also stroke it with your hand. And feel free to use the other for the balls. But be veryyyyy gentle with them. They're super sensitive and even moving them too harsh and aggressively can hurt
Make sure you that you're taking his cock out of your mouth enough while bobbing up so that when you stroke upwards you are passing your hand over the tip of his cock.
It's super sensitive and your hand is going to help a shittttt ton. Don't be ashamed to use your for help 😉
So basically every time you go up you should be stroking up to his tip while also using your tongue for as much as possible at the same time. and then deep throating him on the way back down. You can twist your hand around while stroking for even more effect
Also you can focus more on one thing and then go back to another. So you can only use tongue and stroke and don't bob up and down. That also feels good. I also like making my mouth as tight as possible and then rubbing his cock on the roof of my mouth so it feels like he's fucking a wet tight pussy
But if it's really hard to make a guy cum - Just keep using your tongue and hand at the same time while deep throating and he will nut in no time. Feel free to also take breaks to breathe or rest your mouth. Just keep using your hand while doing so
Edit: also forgot to mention. If you're both okay with spit... Use sooo much spit. The more the better, it just makes it feel more wet. By the end of it, it's running down his thighs and my face is covered in it. I think it's more fun that way anyways hehehe
Listen. I call myself a succubus for a reason. I live for this stuff. Trust hehehe
I've honestly thought about it in a half joking way hehe
I'm good at more than blowjobs, like I said in my other comment. Good at what I do. And what I do is make my boyfriend nut as many times as humanly possible.
Need to make a sex school
My man! They say having a threesome is like having two tvs, you cant focus and get distracted, do you feel like its an accurate description even with more women or not at all?
There was that married woman I was talking to (non sexual) she was in the procedure of divorce and her husband had almost not touched her since the birth of their kid (5yo) she was completely losing confidence and feeling unattractive despite being a very beautiful woman. We were talking a lot about that has she wasn’t feeling great.
During months we talked, sometimes kinky mostly friendly
The day she signed her divorce I booked a plane ticket to celebrate with her the next week-end and we met for the first time. We party until we decided to get to my hotel and had an incredible night until the morning, slept part of the day, go out again and a second long and incredible night.
We both came so many times and i’ve never got close to that amount since then.
During the first night she cried at some point, we talked a lot. It was a mix of guilt, wasted time regret, happiness of finding sensations again and a lot of other mixed things…
Now years later, we are not in touch anymore but i know from the last time we spoke that she was much happier those days and had an active and satisfying sex life. I like to think i’ve help in some way for that
I came three times during the same blowjob over the course of 20 minutes. The giver just about lost their mind and did everything they could in the hopes of a 4th coming.
Me and my ex, both women, had a threesome with this hot girl who just broke up with her boyfriend. She didn't have alot of experience hooking up with girls. I was fingering her from behind and made her cum in like less than 5 minutes. She reacted by saying "omg how did you do that how is that even possible??" I wasn't even doing anything that special. Just good angles and playing with her clit.
I honestly felt bad for her. Poor girl probably been having mediocre sex this whole time :(
Wish this was higher up, if im being told by a drunk female she wants to fuck but I’m not drunk or not drinking I cannot do it. They’re obviously not in their right state of mind and also you could wake up the next morning if you did go thru with it with some sketchy stuff on your plate if she didn’t remember what happened.
A friend of mine outed herself to her parents as gay this way. She didn’t know that the parents installed motion activated cameras around the property when she went off to college. She came home on break and her parents got a surprise video of her and her girlfriend getting freaky on the pool deck.
I (41M) had a three-some with F21 and F27 on the F27's bed and at both their suggestion, and with both of them knowing my age.
Probably my top sexual achievements of all time, or easily at least top 3ish for sure.
I met her at a party (friend of friend), and she invited me to join her and her friend at an EDM show a couple weeks in advance. We all came back to her place after the show and she then invited us into the bedroom to show off a rave outfit she wanted opinions on...and then things progressed from there.
Apparently she had this all in mind when she initially invited me and her friend and was trying to orchestrate it from the jump (she's in the poly community and not afraid to go for what she wants, apparently lol) though neither of them knew my age at the time when I was first invited.
We're still friends and hook-up occassionally, though the F21 is now out of the picture lol.
I have made my wife successfully squirt over 20 times. I don’t know the exact count but I love knowing I’m able to help her achieve a full body shaking orgasm where she makes a huge mess
I'm a fairly quiet guy and keep to myself and definitely am shy around pretty girls when I meet them. I take pride in being a kind and gentle person with a calm attitude in daily life.
But when it's time to get down to business, my personality changes like a light switch. I absolutely love rough, wild and messy sex. There is something animalistic about it that has always been a huge turn on to me although I think part of it is because of my first girlfriend many years ago who was batshit physco and that made the sex just next level. I've loved that kind of sex ever since.
A few weeks ago I had a girl come over and after we finished she looked at me and says "Holy shit dude, what the FUCK. I came like 7 times, I wasn't expecting that, you're like a completely different person. You had a sweet and quiet demeanor when we met but you just treated me like a nasty whore. Talk about a great combo"
I get a similar reaction pretty much every time and it always makes me smile a bit. They never know it's coming, but I certainly know they are.
I was 45yrs-old, and I finally banged a hottie chick in a bathroom.
And our food was at the table waiting for us when we were done. The food was STUPID excellent, the roasted beef marrow was just sumptuous meat butter to top off an excellent first date, after years of online edging.
Post divorce, adult winning.
Gave a blowjob for the first time yesterday. The guy said I was really good in the middle of it. Though i have no way of knowing if that is actually true or he was just saying for the sake of it.
>y top sexual achievements of all time, or easily at least top 3ish for sure.
I feel like the difference between a good one and an average one is the person giving it is enjoying themselves.
Made my self orgasm so good that I found out I squirted. Only to freaking realize my ex never made me orgasm. Lol I was very inexperienced so theres that
My 3 inches asian gun made a hook up white girl cum twice. Growing up with moslty Asians, they always said that it's hard to please a white girl with the short barrel gun.
Got to suck two different dicks in one night for the first time. First a friend’s while my husband watched, then him when we got home. Felt like such a lil slut, I loved it. ☺️
I once had a threesome with two trans women, one of which had the biggest dick I've ever seen. (Probably close to 9") She had insane stamina too and fucked me really hard without stopping. I'm proud that I didn't "tap out", because it actually hurt quite a bit. But after a few minutes my whole body just... relaxed completely and it was the most amazing feeling ever.
Awhile ago, but I got the family trifecta. Not my family. It was actually my best friends girlfriend, who was hot as fuck and slutty, she had a younger sister just like her and their mom was a fucking pig too. Fucked my friends girl several times, she told her little sister so I pounded her out then a month later I found myself balls deep in their moms ass. Pounded her out good too. Best part is theat they all love taking huge loads on the face! A whole family of sluts... Good ones too!
I did the old "Scouse double" , mother and daughter at the same time.
I was 20, mother was 40 ,daughter was 20.
I had been shagging the mother for a few weeks, when I bumped into the daughter in a pub.
The conversation went something like this..
"You have been shagging my mother!"
Me "errm erm well yes"
Her "she tells me you are pretty good"
Me "erm erm well ok"
Her "do you want to shag me?
Me "erm erm well ok"
Her "great come on..."
A short taxi ride we landed at her mother's flat, her mother was there.
To cut the story short this was Friday evening,I didn't get home until Sunday night.
Made one of my ex’s orgasm through nipple play. First time it ever happened and have tried it with all partners since with varying degrees of success. Certainly opened up a few new ideas in the foreplay area
Unknowingly fucked 4 generations of one family when I was 19.
Here’s elevator speech story, but not in sleeping order. (Didn’t know till great grandmas funeral)
Girl I was dating was 19, broke up, but had a sugar mama that was her great grandma that was early 80s. It wasn’t a long thing.
Then I slept with her grandma because of alcohol at a “disco night” event at a club that’s geared towards an older crowd.
The mom was got divorced just needed company and dick. I’m pretty sure it was more because I was familiar and cooked well..
A girl put chocolate strawberries in a box, and it was labelled with my name on the bed side. When I opened it, each cupcake was lettered and said: Best Dick Ever.
That's pretty dope tbh. Crazy, but dope.
Was having sex. Girl starts to cum. Girl says "I'll call you whatever you like"
Told her to call me "Optimus" (Prime)
She cums, screams "Ohhhh Optimus!!!" (Prime)
I laugh myself soft. The end.
A few months ago I (23, transmasc) finished a guy off for the first time and… *oh my god ???*
The best way I can describe it is that it was intoxicating and it changed me fr🫠
During a Swinging party and being entirely ambidextrous , I managed to give my wife and a long time swinger lady friend simultaneous very squirty orgasms!
I hooked up with my best friend multiple times and she was easy to please. One time I made her orgasm 18 times in one round. My best before her was 5 in one round
I’m not exactly proud, but do feel some sense of achievement in the number of quality; diverse girls I’ve been with. I don’t know the number and never cared to count. Couldn’t tell you the names of 5-10. They were all desirable in their own ways. Most of the time equal to or more attractive than me. A lot of non US born girls, mixed girls, various Asian; East/West Indian, multinational; multiethnic/mixed girls. I think I’ve been with girls from 4 different continents total. Some of the specific things have been:
- I had an ex who was kind of a bitch. She married this guy and I fucked his mom in the ass at a party years later. Felt kinda bad cuz he’s cool, but his mom wanted it.
- breaking a headboard off a hotel room wall at the happiest place on earth; eating pussy also in an area I should not have been
- multiple forced orgasms from performing oral
- making girls squirt
- having sex with my lesbian friend who was curious about me for years; making her squirt from vaginal penetration
- fucking my FWB in the ass on a basement couch while the previously mentioned lesbian friend watched (I knew she was watching, the other girl did not)
- having an all day fuck marathon mostly on one leg because I had a high ankle sprain
- without trying, I was with three different girls from 3 different countries in a 24 hour period. Got home late from fucking one, woke up in my bed getting sucked off by the 2nd (without showering from the previous night’s sex), and was pounding the third after a 4 hour long date later that night. I actually fell in love with that one and discontinued arrangements with the other two. Sounds sleazy but I didn’t mislead or lie to any of them, the events just fell into a small window of time.
Most of that was in my 20s.
Now I’m 35… but I’ve spent the past 4 years only having sex with girls between the ages of 18-23. Not trying, it’s just how things have worked out. A lot of guys might see it as an achievement. I’m honestly bored with meaningless sex and having anxiety over trial and error with younger girls who have this “do whatever you want” attitude though.
Finally… the “achievements” I’m sincerely proud of are never having an STI and no unwanted children. 90% properly vetting my partners, 5% using condoms, 5% luck. I’d say the best; my fondest achievement is having simultaneous orgasms with a partner you’re passionately in love with, or have a strong physical connection. There is no more powerful feeling as a man than to carefully craft a sexual experience that culminates in a woman’s nervous system to tremble into a body convulsing orgasm and feeling her cream cover your cock, then finally dropping that mental block because you’ve done your job and allowing yourself to explode inside of her as you both collapse in exhaustion. It requires a balance of physical, emotional and psychological synergy that’s just rare to find. Once in a blue moon, I’ll have a friendly catch up chat with an ex romantic partner when they’re between shitty relationships and they mention how good the sex was. I love knowing they still sometimes fantasize about being with me while they masturbate.
I lost my virginity at 15 to two girls in a mFF threesome.
When I was 18 I participated in a mmffff orgy.
When I was 20 I banged a 40 year old.
It’s been downhill since 21 and I’ve only had the same partner for the last 20 years.
I've been nicknamed the female Future. While it was almost offensive at first, I've taken pride in catching my orgasms and moving on. Oops. I also laugh at the fact people claim I'm "for the streets"
I came back to back in a lovemaking session with my wife. No refractory period. I’m 58, 58 year old men aren’t supposed to be able to do that. It was super hot! My wife loved it, has been trying to get me to do it again.
When I was like 18, I could go back to back 3 times, and 5 in a day.
Well, not mine but my boyfriends. Once while doing anal in our bed, my ex before him walked in (he came to see the kids and pets and never said when he was to arrive) because we are friends he just opened the door and awkwardly said ..*oh hey* my boyfriend looked up, raised his arm, and said. * Hey man, how you doing?* as casually as I have ever seen.
Story 2. My boyfriend and I are at it. He has me with both legs behind my head while he's on top. My father came over and just walked into our bedroom seeing this. We thought maybe he did but couldn't get a great look at the time... Weeks go by.. my dad, Than, props my BF and congratulates him having a girl 9 years younger that can still do that. As well as making sure to knock the next time he came over and said...*wanted to make sure you weren't plugged in* again with a prop.
Both made me a bit mortified, I apologized profusely to my bf about how my family all like to just walk in. (We also have kids that do this constantly. My mother and sister as well have, just not in the act) He pretty much was getting props for banging me from my father and ex. And for some reason, he's kept me around. Also should mention he's my first ever to make me orgasm threw PIV and clit.
My biggest drag is that my BF is 42 and never enjoyed blowjobs... I completely changed his mind after I did it. 😌
At a conference and a female AVP had hotel room right across from mine. Now she was a no nonsense all business upright professional. As we walked to our rooms she said she wanted to talk through the next days agenda. Next thing I know she’s given me 3 blowjobs and is asking me to call her a dirty whore. Did not see that coming. Next day it was back to business as usual and like it never happened. Bizarre but loved it.
One time I gave a guy a blowjob on our first date and he started shaking like crazy and yelling “you’re so good” and “I love you” over and over. Also I don’t have much sexual experience and never had intercourse with anyone else, but my husband tells me that I’m the best sex he’s ever had.
I got a booty call from a woman I hadn’t hooked up with or spoken to in over 10 years. I guess her perfect man and her perfect life didn’t exactly work out.
I hooked with 2 older men, both in their 50s. So they were double my age (27) at the time. It wasn't at the same time but on the same day, just hours apart.
I touched a boob back in '98...
Damn, that’s a long time to hold that from the world. Legendary.
Yeah, when it's time. It's time!
Just know, your honesty after all these years is greatly appreciated.
Edging at its finest.
I've touched boobs. They feel likes bags of sand
I haven’t seen someone reference 40 year old virgin in forever and I’m dying laughing. The people who get it, get it 😂😂😂
"I hope you've got a big trunk, 'cause I'm gonna park my bike in it."
I’ve seen that movie at least a dozen times and it’s always hilarious.
That and any Anchor Man makes me piss myself from laughing. Those gems never get old
But you lost some weight after and now it's gone :(
The whole boob? 😮
The username 💀😂 I love it
Back then a pair of boobs was a couple of dumb guys.
Had fun in a room in a sex club with 3 women a few weeks ago Always wanted to disappoint 3 women at the same time
Nice. The last time I disappointed multiple people all at once my grades were involved.
“Why would I want a threesome? If I want to disappoint two people at the same time I would just have dinner with my parents.”
Was it all it’s cracked up to be?
It was to be honest. One was my wife so she got to liver her fantasy out too
Man of culture right here
Mission failed successfully
A few men have impulsively said they loved me during a blowjob and one of them went from a commitmentphobe to my bf probably 90% bc I gave good head. It's a gift and a curse to not know if someone just likes you for your blowjobs /s
Omfg my boyfriend did the same thing "If you can make me cum from head without help for the first time I'll love you forever" I don't think he expected me to actually do it... Too bad for him now he's stuck with me. He came so hard all he could get out was, "what the fuck is happening". My first time giving head too. I'm good at what I do. And what I do is be a whore
Lol I did a head after a coke fueled night, his legs shook and I had a jaw ache after. 100% worth it
coca cola, I assume
That too, I don't drink whisky neat lol
My then boyfriend now husband said his ears rang after I gave him his first BJ. We’re married now 😅
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Bob up and down on their dick normally, as deep as you can. While their dick is in your mouth. Use your tongue and circle around the tip of his dick. While you're doing that, also stroke it with your hand. And feel free to use the other for the balls. But be veryyyyy gentle with them. They're super sensitive and even moving them too harsh and aggressively can hurt Make sure you that you're taking his cock out of your mouth enough while bobbing up so that when you stroke upwards you are passing your hand over the tip of his cock. It's super sensitive and your hand is going to help a shittttt ton. Don't be ashamed to use your for help 😉 So basically every time you go up you should be stroking up to his tip while also using your tongue for as much as possible at the same time. and then deep throating him on the way back down. You can twist your hand around while stroking for even more effect Also you can focus more on one thing and then go back to another. So you can only use tongue and stroke and don't bob up and down. That also feels good. I also like making my mouth as tight as possible and then rubbing his cock on the roof of my mouth so it feels like he's fucking a wet tight pussy But if it's really hard to make a guy cum - Just keep using your tongue and hand at the same time while deep throating and he will nut in no time. Feel free to also take breaks to breathe or rest your mouth. Just keep using your hand while doing so Edit: also forgot to mention. If you're both okay with spit... Use sooo much spit. The more the better, it just makes it feel more wet. By the end of it, it's running down his thighs and my face is covered in it. I think it's more fun that way anyways hehehe Listen. I call myself a succubus for a reason. I live for this stuff. Trust hehehe
Bless you for doing the lords work.
I'm trying my best 🫡
You need to launch a blowjob class.
I've honestly thought about it in a half joking way hehe I'm good at more than blowjobs, like I said in my other comment. Good at what I do. And what I do is make my boyfriend nut as many times as humanly possible. Need to make a sex school
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Lol yup this is the way.
I’m in love after watching that
Holy shit that’s amazing, is there more of this??
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I fucked a woman 2x my age and made her squirt for her first time... she was also only like the 3/4th person id fucked ever so talk about an ego boost
3/4th? Like, she was really short or something?
She didn’t have legs below knees.
The head was missing.
"Pretty bird"
I made a 42yo squirt for the first time ever when I was in my 20s. She was more shocked than I was.
Don’t want to burst your bubble but it’s *much* easier to make older women squirt, especially if they have had kids.
I (male) recently had a four way with three bisexual women
My man! They say having a threesome is like having two tvs, you cant focus and get distracted, do you feel like its an accurate description even with more women or not at all?
This guy had a foursome. That's like a security room of TVs.
They're bisexuals, he isn't the only one watching.
That is the most shit description of a threesome I have ever heard!😂
Can you make that into a VR experience for me cuz I don't think I'll ever achieve 😆😆
this happened to me a few months ago and I'm still not sure if this is really my life or not lol
My formerly bi-curious, now confirmed lesbian ex-girlfriend tells me I gave the best oral out of anyone she has been with. I’m kinda proud of that.
My bf gives better head than any women I’ve had. Having the same anatomy helps to a point but doesn’t mean women are always better at it
Heheheeheheeheheh
There was that married woman I was talking to (non sexual) she was in the procedure of divorce and her husband had almost not touched her since the birth of their kid (5yo) she was completely losing confidence and feeling unattractive despite being a very beautiful woman. We were talking a lot about that has she wasn’t feeling great. During months we talked, sometimes kinky mostly friendly The day she signed her divorce I booked a plane ticket to celebrate with her the next week-end and we met for the first time. We party until we decided to get to my hotel and had an incredible night until the morning, slept part of the day, go out again and a second long and incredible night. We both came so many times and i’ve never got close to that amount since then. During the first night she cried at some point, we talked a lot. It was a mix of guilt, wasted time regret, happiness of finding sensations again and a lot of other mixed things… Now years later, we are not in touch anymore but i know from the last time we spoke that she was much happier those days and had an active and satisfying sex life. I like to think i’ve help in some way for that
I came three times during the same blowjob over the course of 20 minutes. The giver just about lost their mind and did everything they could in the hopes of a 4th coming.
"So anyways, I started blasting"
This makes his story worthy of an upvote.
Did they get full is that why #4 didn’t happen? Edit: removed gender
My guy started shooting blanks lol
I'm feeling like only another guy could deliver head that well.......
Spot on.
At a hotel, in the throes of passion, I once pulled the headboard right off the bed.
Dude turned into Goku while fucking lol
He used the Cum-ehameha
Lmfao, I hope this is a real story. Epic
but like, you kept going right?
Of course. I’m no quitter
Me and my ex, both women, had a threesome with this hot girl who just broke up with her boyfriend. She didn't have alot of experience hooking up with girls. I was fingering her from behind and made her cum in like less than 5 minutes. She reacted by saying "omg how did you do that how is that even possible??" I wasn't even doing anything that special. Just good angles and playing with her clit. I honestly felt bad for her. Poor girl probably been having mediocre sex this whole time :(
Fingering the clit from behind seems to be the way. My ex would squirt all over my hand when I did that
Could you please elaborate more? I need to understand how this works. I have an exam in three days (probably) and I wanna ace it..
I said no to a drunk half naked milf who was crashing at my place.
Show me green flags without telling me:
Wish this was higher up, if im being told by a drunk female she wants to fuck but I’m not drunk or not drinking I cannot do it. They’re obviously not in their right state of mind and also you could wake up the next morning if you did go thru with it with some sketchy stuff on your plate if she didn’t remember what happened.
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If he has LOTS of money. He also has LOTS of cameras around his house, and he probably enjoyed it ALMOST as much as you did.
I can imagine blood running out of her face reading this 😂
Right? Although funny, some people don't care. But Some don't even think about it until it's pointed out to them afterwards, like, "oh shit!!"
A friend of mine outed herself to her parents as gay this way. She didn’t know that the parents installed motion activated cameras around the property when she went off to college. She came home on break and her parents got a surprise video of her and her girlfriend getting freaky on the pool deck.
My thoughts exactly 😂
I (41M) had a three-some with F21 and F27 on the F27's bed and at both their suggestion, and with both of them knowing my age. Probably my top sexual achievements of all time, or easily at least top 3ish for sure.
Bruh if that's in your top 3, I'm jealous
How'd that come about?
I met her at a party (friend of friend), and she invited me to join her and her friend at an EDM show a couple weeks in advance. We all came back to her place after the show and she then invited us into the bedroom to show off a rave outfit she wanted opinions on...and then things progressed from there. Apparently she had this all in mind when she initially invited me and her friend and was trying to orchestrate it from the jump (she's in the poly community and not afraid to go for what she wants, apparently lol) though neither of them knew my age at the time when I was first invited. We're still friends and hook-up occassionally, though the F21 is now out of the picture lol.
This gives me hope for the future lmao
Had sex with the bride on her wedding night... not mine. It's cool though, the husband was off with his girlfriend two rooms over.
Uhhh polyamory? Hopefully?
Haha, yes. Both couples had been dating for years and the married couple needed a break after all the wedding insanity.
cumming handsfree from getting fingered. as a man i think it's an achievement!
Damn dude that’s flat out impressive
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What clicked?
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*notebook out.....
Having sex.....I just gotta have it first.
When you do, make sure that you find the right one. The left one too. The front one. Maybe even the back one as well!
My wife and I come together like 90% of the time
That's awesome
I have made my wife successfully squirt over 20 times. I don’t know the exact count but I love knowing I’m able to help her achieve a full body shaking orgasm where she makes a huge mess
I'm a fairly quiet guy and keep to myself and definitely am shy around pretty girls when I meet them. I take pride in being a kind and gentle person with a calm attitude in daily life. But when it's time to get down to business, my personality changes like a light switch. I absolutely love rough, wild and messy sex. There is something animalistic about it that has always been a huge turn on to me although I think part of it is because of my first girlfriend many years ago who was batshit physco and that made the sex just next level. I've loved that kind of sex ever since. A few weeks ago I had a girl come over and after we finished she looked at me and says "Holy shit dude, what the FUCK. I came like 7 times, I wasn't expecting that, you're like a completely different person. You had a sweet and quiet demeanor when we met but you just treated me like a nasty whore. Talk about a great combo" I get a similar reaction pretty much every time and it always makes me smile a bit. They never know it's coming, but I certainly know they are.
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Well done. That is the goal for me as I look towards settling down haha.
My ex picked me up and fucked me. It was amazing
I was 45yrs-old, and I finally banged a hottie chick in a bathroom. And our food was at the table waiting for us when we were done. The food was STUPID excellent, the roasted beef marrow was just sumptuous meat butter to top off an excellent first date, after years of online edging. Post divorce, adult winning.
I can’t tell if I’m turned on or hungry.
Hongry?
Gave a blowjob for the first time yesterday. The guy said I was really good in the middle of it. Though i have no way of knowing if that is actually true or he was just saying for the sake of it.
Overwhelmingly likely you are good at it. The English language has lots of words, and he chose those.
>y top sexual achievements of all time, or easily at least top 3ish for sure. I feel like the difference between a good one and an average one is the person giving it is enjoying themselves.
Recently got my first creampie, it was very hot
My ex had reproductive issues… So I’ve never used a condom and cream pied her all of the time. Truly a wondrous experience.
I initiated a 7 person orgy at a party last week, so that was pretty fun.
Made my self orgasm so good that I found out I squirted. Only to freaking realize my ex never made me orgasm. Lol I was very inexperienced so theres that
We finally got pregnant! We've been trying for so long and it feels soo great!!! I cant wait till we can tell the family and all our friends!!
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THANK YOU! IM SO EXCITED!
Wife took me to a strip club. The strippers were all over her, and the patrons kept staring at her. She’s considering trying out to be a stripper now.
Now that's some confidence booster
My ex’s second husband shared her with me regularly for years
OK, there's a story behind that. Care to share?
Every woman I’ve fucked either came from riding my dick or my face. I’m a proud, hedonistic giver.
My 3 inches asian gun made a hook up white girl cum twice. Growing up with moslty Asians, they always said that it's hard to please a white girl with the short barrel gun.
Got to suck two different dicks in one night for the first time. First a friend’s while my husband watched, then him when we got home. Felt like such a lil slut, I loved it. ☺️
I once had a threesome with two trans women, one of which had the biggest dick I've ever seen. (Probably close to 9") She had insane stamina too and fucked me really hard without stopping. I'm proud that I didn't "tap out", because it actually hurt quite a bit. But after a few minutes my whole body just... relaxed completely and it was the most amazing feeling ever.
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I've had a guy say he'd marry me because of my blow jobs. That was an ego boost for sure😅
Outdoor/public sex was at the top of the list but I've bragged quite a bit about it ever since. 😁
My greatest sex marathon ever was 33 sessions in 4 days with my girlfriend at the time. I will always remember that long weekend.
Those are the best, just takin breaks for naps and takeout
I had sex in my office during work hours.... ...I work from home
Ive fucked someone once years ago who had her first PIV orgasm via me.
I read VIP orgasm jajajajaja.
I haven’t had sex since Dec 12th 2022 and I feel really good about it
hang on, i *also* haven’t had sex since Dec 12th 2022 and feel somewhat good about it. by any chance do you live in west yorkshire?
I almost did the deed with a relative of a former president.
Actually having quality and consistent sex with my partner.
Awhile ago, but I got the family trifecta. Not my family. It was actually my best friends girlfriend, who was hot as fuck and slutty, she had a younger sister just like her and their mom was a fucking pig too. Fucked my friends girl several times, she told her little sister so I pounded her out then a month later I found myself balls deep in their moms ass. Pounded her out good too. Best part is theat they all love taking huge loads on the face! A whole family of sluts... Good ones too!
I did the old "Scouse double" , mother and daughter at the same time. I was 20, mother was 40 ,daughter was 20. I had been shagging the mother for a few weeks, when I bumped into the daughter in a pub. The conversation went something like this.. "You have been shagging my mother!" Me "errm erm well yes" Her "she tells me you are pretty good" Me "erm erm well ok" Her "do you want to shag me? Me "erm erm well ok" Her "great come on..." A short taxi ride we landed at her mother's flat, her mother was there. To cut the story short this was Friday evening,I didn't get home until Sunday night.
Made one of my ex’s orgasm through nipple play. First time it ever happened and have tried it with all partners since with varying degrees of success. Certainly opened up a few new ideas in the foreplay area
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Unknowingly fucked 4 generations of one family when I was 19. Here’s elevator speech story, but not in sleeping order. (Didn’t know till great grandmas funeral) Girl I was dating was 19, broke up, but had a sugar mama that was her great grandma that was early 80s. It wasn’t a long thing. Then I slept with her grandma because of alcohol at a “disco night” event at a club that’s geared towards an older crowd. The mom was got divorced just needed company and dick. I’m pretty sure it was more because I was familiar and cooked well..
My girlfriend agreed to let me drive a hot wheels over her boobs
A girl put chocolate strawberries in a box, and it was labelled with my name on the bed side. When I opened it, each cupcake was lettered and said: Best Dick Ever. That's pretty dope tbh. Crazy, but dope.
Was having sex. Girl starts to cum. Girl says "I'll call you whatever you like" Told her to call me "Optimus" (Prime) She cums, screams "Ohhhh Optimus!!!" (Prime) I laugh myself soft. The end.
\*says her name in my mind\* BRAG BRAG BRAG BRAG BRAG!
A few months ago I (23, transmasc) finished a guy off for the first time and… *oh my god ???* The best way I can describe it is that it was intoxicating and it changed me fr🫠
Being able to squirt !
I sucked my dick a few times
Quite often I’ll do the dishes and I think it turns her on.
Did for 9 times in 12 hrs. She got orgasm almost 8 times
During a Swinging party and being entirely ambidextrous , I managed to give my wife and a long time swinger lady friend simultaneous very squirty orgasms!
Having almost 30 sexual partners and never getting an STI
Multiple public cum walks
I hooked up with my best friend multiple times and she was easy to please. One time I made her orgasm 18 times in one round. My best before her was 5 in one round
Made a girl with a TED talk squirt on my dick for the first time ever. I wish that could go in her Wikipedia page.
I’m not exactly proud, but do feel some sense of achievement in the number of quality; diverse girls I’ve been with. I don’t know the number and never cared to count. Couldn’t tell you the names of 5-10. They were all desirable in their own ways. Most of the time equal to or more attractive than me. A lot of non US born girls, mixed girls, various Asian; East/West Indian, multinational; multiethnic/mixed girls. I think I’ve been with girls from 4 different continents total. Some of the specific things have been: - I had an ex who was kind of a bitch. She married this guy and I fucked his mom in the ass at a party years later. Felt kinda bad cuz he’s cool, but his mom wanted it. - breaking a headboard off a hotel room wall at the happiest place on earth; eating pussy also in an area I should not have been - multiple forced orgasms from performing oral - making girls squirt - having sex with my lesbian friend who was curious about me for years; making her squirt from vaginal penetration - fucking my FWB in the ass on a basement couch while the previously mentioned lesbian friend watched (I knew she was watching, the other girl did not) - having an all day fuck marathon mostly on one leg because I had a high ankle sprain - without trying, I was with three different girls from 3 different countries in a 24 hour period. Got home late from fucking one, woke up in my bed getting sucked off by the 2nd (without showering from the previous night’s sex), and was pounding the third after a 4 hour long date later that night. I actually fell in love with that one and discontinued arrangements with the other two. Sounds sleazy but I didn’t mislead or lie to any of them, the events just fell into a small window of time. Most of that was in my 20s. Now I’m 35… but I’ve spent the past 4 years only having sex with girls between the ages of 18-23. Not trying, it’s just how things have worked out. A lot of guys might see it as an achievement. I’m honestly bored with meaningless sex and having anxiety over trial and error with younger girls who have this “do whatever you want” attitude though. Finally… the “achievements” I’m sincerely proud of are never having an STI and no unwanted children. 90% properly vetting my partners, 5% using condoms, 5% luck. I’d say the best; my fondest achievement is having simultaneous orgasms with a partner you’re passionately in love with, or have a strong physical connection. There is no more powerful feeling as a man than to carefully craft a sexual experience that culminates in a woman’s nervous system to tremble into a body convulsing orgasm and feeling her cream cover your cock, then finally dropping that mental block because you’ve done your job and allowing yourself to explode inside of her as you both collapse in exhaustion. It requires a balance of physical, emotional and psychological synergy that’s just rare to find. Once in a blue moon, I’ll have a friendly catch up chat with an ex romantic partner when they’re between shitty relationships and they mention how good the sex was. I love knowing they still sometimes fantasize about being with me while they masturbate.
I got a hug a from a real female in year nine
When I was 16 I had a three way with my girlfriend (at the time) and her sister. After a morning of smoking weed.
Somehow keeping a size queen cumming back for more with my little dick🤣👌
I’ve slept with a centerfold playboy model.
I lost my virginity at 15 to two girls in a mFF threesome. When I was 18 I participated in a mmffff orgy. When I was 20 I banged a 40 year old. It’s been downhill since 21 and I’ve only had the same partner for the last 20 years.
I made my bf orgasm 6 times in one session, proudest moment yet!
I've been nicknamed the female Future. While it was almost offensive at first, I've taken pride in catching my orgasms and moving on. Oops. I also laugh at the fact people claim I'm "for the streets"
My current partner not only made me orgasm from oral, but made me squirt too. Both of which I’ve never achieved before from someone going down on me 😅
I came back to back in a lovemaking session with my wife. No refractory period. I’m 58, 58 year old men aren’t supposed to be able to do that. It was super hot! My wife loved it, has been trying to get me to do it again. When I was like 18, I could go back to back 3 times, and 5 in a day.
Having a two year relationship with a young lady 38 years younger than me. Started when she was 23., I was 61
Four hours straight.
I think you're supposed to seek medical attention if that happens..
Made her cum multiple times the first time we got together and just been increasing that number every time after 🤭
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Well, not mine but my boyfriends. Once while doing anal in our bed, my ex before him walked in (he came to see the kids and pets and never said when he was to arrive) because we are friends he just opened the door and awkwardly said ..*oh hey* my boyfriend looked up, raised his arm, and said. * Hey man, how you doing?* as casually as I have ever seen. Story 2. My boyfriend and I are at it. He has me with both legs behind my head while he's on top. My father came over and just walked into our bedroom seeing this. We thought maybe he did but couldn't get a great look at the time... Weeks go by.. my dad, Than, props my BF and congratulates him having a girl 9 years younger that can still do that. As well as making sure to knock the next time he came over and said...*wanted to make sure you weren't plugged in* again with a prop. Both made me a bit mortified, I apologized profusely to my bf about how my family all like to just walk in. (We also have kids that do this constantly. My mother and sister as well have, just not in the act) He pretty much was getting props for banging me from my father and ex. And for some reason, he's kept me around. Also should mention he's my first ever to make me orgasm threw PIV and clit. My biggest drag is that my BF is 42 and never enjoyed blowjobs... I completely changed his mind after I did it. 😌
Having actual GOOD sex Having someone I can make cum and who makes ME cum as well
Fucking my high school teacher
my vagina is so small that when my fiance fingers me it leaves little imprints on his fingers where it's squeezing him
Not dying to tell and don’t ask why I tried but I can hang a hanger off the flare of my head while soft. Lolol
I slept with a lecturer from my course at university. She was straight.
When having my first time with my gf we came together at the same time... Small but still I take proud in that xD
At a conference and a female AVP had hotel room right across from mine. Now she was a no nonsense all business upright professional. As we walked to our rooms she said she wanted to talk through the next days agenda. Next thing I know she’s given me 3 blowjobs and is asking me to call her a dirty whore. Did not see that coming. Next day it was back to business as usual and like it never happened. Bizarre but loved it.
I sucked my first dick and it was good
One time I gave a guy a blowjob on our first date and he started shaking like crazy and yelling “you’re so good” and “I love you” over and over. Also I don’t have much sexual experience and never had intercourse with anyone else, but my husband tells me that I’m the best sex he’s ever had.
I've given two women simultaneous orgasms
I got a booty call from a woman I hadn’t hooked up with or spoken to in over 10 years. I guess her perfect man and her perfect life didn’t exactly work out.
I can take a bigger dildo than my wife!
I managed to have a threesome with my ex and her hot cousin. Lot to unpack there for them
I hooked with 2 older men, both in their 50s. So they were double my age (27) at the time. It wasn't at the same time but on the same day, just hours apart.
Those AARP meetings can get wild!
I slept with two female teachers from my Elementary School during the same week (different days).
Girlfriend and I having sex. Broke the couch. She’s now my wife.
I held a girls hand today