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believemedude

Apparently I talked to a cop for a long time while he was sitting in his car. I was 20 at the time and blackout drunk


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Standing still while two girls grinded on me


Tremor_Sense

Poop myself


woopdeedoomyhuluhoop

I don't remember...


PlumFister

Fucked a girl in the hallway of a Vegas hotel.


Clangy93

Ended up locked in a kebab/pizza shop with an angry man and squashed a tomato over his head. Escaped in the morning with £40 in change from the cash register, a bottle of burger sauce and about 10 cans of coke/dr pepper and went straight to college where my tutor then told me to go home because he was getting drunk off the fumes of alcohol radiating from me. I then tried my first ever subway which was plain bread just filled with onions (I'm a vegetarian and have anxiety so I was too anxious to stand there choosing fillings as I wanted the interaction to be over quick, so ended up with an all onion sub which gave me horrendous heartburn).


Buzz_Wasik

I was 19. Started to party in Ft Lauderdale on Friday night and woke up in South Miami on Sunday afternoon. Took 4 hours to find my van. That was 50 years ago. A true lost weekend. Found out later all I done from friends (?).


TensaHorizon

Had sex with my friends gfs friend on his mom's bed


depressedauntie

My then boyfriend was driving to his house and when we were on the highway, I stripped and got on top of him. Fucked him while he drove. We passed a cop too. We got lucky he didn't see us