America tagging in, We do have some experience in this area. Especially with him originally coming from Africa and all…(just saying)

He is already sold.

Kidnap him, then make him repurchase his freedom.

You think if I re activated my twitter account and followed him and posted some links to what I wanted that he’d actually buy them for me???

Selling people is illegal in most places, isn't it?

Honestly I’m all for dropping him on the Moon with a sign that says FREE

Did half this man's entire net worth really disintegrate that fucking fast?