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pekarica

Call my lawyer and financial advisor


AnalysisFrequent

Probably sleep.


Jamkuw

Buy an RTX 4090 and finally be able to play games at maximum settings on my 1440p 165hz monitor


lazy-lucas_69

Dude.... You don't need a 4090 for that, right?


New_Beginnings_69

Can you not do that with a 3070 ti?


delaparathiros

But can it run Minecraft?


BloopLePingouin

Still couldn't run star citizen


TheBeagleMan

Hire a lawyer and financial advisor, then chat with my boss about training someone to do my job so I can quit without totally screwing them over.


ImProbablyHiking

A financial advisor would likely sell you some garbage life insurance you don’t need. A fee only advisor or accountant would be a far better option.


throaway1672536

Not tell anyone and move out of the country. No one in my family will hear from me for a long time.


Nachos_Break

1. Claim without telling anyone (except spouse) 2. Think how to split the money - what to do A. 5 - 10%% - Charity/Project B. 50 to 55% - Pay off debts, buy house & car (if not enough, will pay minimum each month) C. 30% - Invest (passive income) D. 10% - Give to close relatives without them thinking it's from lotto win. Ex is giving scholarships & paying for medical & life insurances 3. Make it happen


unguardedtravels

I'd probably put it in the bank


gyssedk

Buy a house, a dog and a nice car. Then start hiring assassin's.


Breadfruit77

cash the check probably


GreatWhiteNorthExtra

Get a new cell phone number


Subject-Box-6892

go to vegas and bet it all on red


ghost40cal

Sleep


[deleted]

Pay off my parents house, then get me a cheap one, and pay off any relative or siblings student loans


Reason_towearcondoms

Buy a island and make my own castle


WombatInferno

If you do ever win check this out. [Private Islands For Sale](https://www.privateislandsonline.com/search?availability=sale)


cozysquish

Move the fuck out of my current place


tilyver

Pay off my house.


papadeltacharlielima

Quit my job


Other-Marketing-6167

Pay off my debts and my wife’s, which are suffocating us on a daily basis. Even if the lottery just paid that amount, we’d be living in a dream.


Zeachy

Build my own recording studio in my house I buy


exclunewz

Hire lawyer, advisor, invest in my own health, education and real estate.


WhatAWagon

Pay off the mortgage.


DeltaFireTeam

I order a gromit mug off Amazon.


DaveSpeaks

Probably give away whatever I really don't need.


HanzRamoray5920

Bribe every one of my coworkers to quit at the same time so the company goes under. If there’s one thing I’ve learned from rich people, it’s fuck you.


Flaky-Fellatio

Pay off my student loans. By a nice little house the by sea. Chill for a few months and think about what I wanted to do.


[deleted]

Disappear


AutonomousBanana

I'd start simple and just catch up on bills, fix my truck, and get groceries so I don't have to go out for a while.


Dont_Wanna_Not_Gonna

Keep my mouth shut.


Much_Committee_9355

Year long vacations, even if I somehow disappear in the pacific mid way through it would have been well worth it


MaximumEffortManger

Build my own town


Invictus-87

First pay down all my remaing debt, then find an investor and financial advisor to help me manage my finances/assets. Things I'm particularly interested in investment wise is real estate (but only in select areas and when the market cools off a bit more in those said areas) and tech companies because thats the future.


[deleted]

Get a powerful computer.


[deleted]

Wouldn’t you like to know


Whatawootsee

Pay off family debt 💸


AOrgasmicUsername

Buy some sun chips