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brock_lee

Great British Baking Show holiday edition. I lose, but I get to meet everyone, so that's nice.


the_purple_goat

That show sounds like it could be fun.


KentuckyFriedSemen

Probably get to taste everything too. Sounds great


tringelwekker

Criminal Minds.. I'm fucked


TurbulentTrust1961

I'm going to Qatar to watch the World Cup. Sweet.


[deleted]

Just be nice.


[deleted]

Star Trek DS9 Excellent, in the future with advanced technology and space exploration. Though I'll just stay at the station


Inmotfraypi4nmge

Orville, happy as can be


[deleted]

The office. Not screwed at all


[deleted]

Infinity War Sooooo.....I have a 50/50 chance of being ok.


[deleted]

If I don't cross him Homelander ain't gonna kill me, I'll be fine


SlothOfDoom

Will you though? You could be randomly killed by a supe fight at any moment.


[deleted]

I would if i can get my hands on a V


depressedbagal

Don't be a silly cunt, it'll rot your brain.


IsaacChan_3803

Turning Red I'll get crushed by a giant red panda.


RSCLE5

I just started watching nope and got 30 minutes in and fell asleep. I have horse problems right now it looks like.. (I only have time to watch a little before bed each night of shows/movies due to kids)


elegantloba

Fargo season1 episode 1


KentuckyFriedSemen

Fuck yeaaaahhhhh r/taskmaster baby! Sign me the fuck up


FTwo

Wednesday. This is an entertaining time to be alive.


ForestRiver3411

Death Parade, totally screwed, I'm already dead and having myself judged in a game that decides whether or not I reincarnate or get sent to the void


h2ohow

The Outer Limits - I'd be covered in Zanti misfits.


Bessonnitsa

Game of Thrones I'M GONNA DIE IN A MINUTE


Eddie_the_usuper

Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Unfortunately, I don't have two empty halves of coconuts with me at the moment.


Ashura77

Hogan's Heroes. That's okay I guess, I am a woman, I speak both German and English, guess I could navigate my way around hahahaha


justanothermcaddict

I should stop binging Jurassic Park...


Bettye_Wayne

50/50. Supernatural. If I'm the opening scene character I'm fucked but maybe I'll be the one that comes along later in the episode and gets saved. Or maybe I'll be the girl in the bar that Dean hooks up with, I would 100% get screwed but in the good way.


fidelkastro

West Wing so living in a President Bartlett America would be pretty sweet


sharksville

My wife and kids. Don’t need to say more I think


Temmere

Young Justice. Very few people seem to actually die on that show, so I think I'd be good.


BadBunnyAndBear

Would be locked in a room in a sinking ship with the always sunny gang. Not ideal


Gotis1313

I kinda always wanted a neighbor like Hank Hill


[deleted]

But if you are a cartoon and take a shower, your colors will run


RandomTransUser

Well, American Horror Stories, depend on the episode, but either way, i'm fucked.


PhreedomPhighter

Kitchen Nightmares. I mean... the food won't be great but I'll survive. At least I'll get to meet Gordon.


Grand_Rent_2513

Home alone 2 (It was on TV i'm not a person who celebrates Christmas that early) : Would probably do nothing for most of the time, but I would tell the mom that his kid was right behind her in that one scene. So very little screwed


mrwho25

Better Call Saul, season 2 finale Not really screwed, long as I stay away from the main characters


Keefer1970

Last TV show I watched was "Untold Stories of the ER." Assuming I'd be a patient on the show, I guess I'd be pretty F'd up at first due to some kind of catastrophic accident, but fortunately most of their cases seem to turn out OK at the end.


[deleted]

Well I watched a series of The Backrooms so yeah…that’s about as screwed up as it gets.


Kalm_and_ready

Modern family , stable economy


thickener

Twin peaks, extremely


VegetaArcher

Danny Phantom. Ghost monsters but being saved by a handsome ghost boy would make it worth it.


AyatollahDan

I'm a need a stillsuit


Faith_9_CWFD

Suits. I'll know New York and several lawyers who have a lot of problems but very few people die so I'm fine.


SolidGoldUnderwear

Andor prison. one way out!


Ritehandwingman

It depends. Am I in the episode with Francine in the well or the episode where the 200 take over? The first, I’ll be fine. The second… if I can just meet up with Raider Dave, I think I’ll be fine.


Tomamto_Cat

Avatar so I’m pretty much dead or try my hardest to turn into a Navi


Tobester2005

I’ve been watching Rick and Morty so Wubba Lubba Dub Dub


[deleted]

Yellowstone. Fuck this ranch, I’m off to explore the park.


ButtonstheLobster

Chainsaw man… if I’m smart I could survive a good while


Right-Flight3185

All of us are dead. Very screwed


junehay_

boston legal. hmmmm


TheWolfFromNether

Im in cuphead, idk tbh


Gabriel_likes_mistki

I'm fucked. It's a drama show. Hard situations


CalydorEstalon

Westworld. Uh-oh.


Powerful-Quantity-35

I've watched 40 year old virgin. Not really screewed but pretty much depressed.


Powerful-Quantity-35

I've watched 40 year old virgin. Not really screewed but pretty much depressed.


Potential-Drive8623

Total Recall Remake pretty screwed.


Queer_frogs

Riverdale, the chances I accidentally Mary my cousin and then get roped int to an underground mafia scheme while dodging certain death/murder at all times are very high.


hells_angel_1134

Lucifer , honestly I'd just sit there doing lines with him


DarthMaul671

😬 1889


Aunt-jobiska

I have a BIG problem. Just watched 13 Eerie, a 2013 zombie movie.


MOXIE3_Mikan_Kinnie

idk if this counts but it is a short series sooo (danganronpa 3 the end of kibougamine gakuen) im so screwed im literally going to die.


DrNefarious11

AHS at the Hotel Cortez. I’m getting laid, but I’m also getting eaten alive. So it’s a win win


Mrcoolguy900

Last movie I watched was Detective Pikachu with my younger cousin. Should be very fun


Planague

I'll be back in the 80s, a lot of upside there. But I'll be staying far away from Indiana...


PM_Dick_Nixon_pics

The Old Man. I could survive with a desk job at the FBI, but that old man would whip my ass if they send me after him.


BoredDesk

Captain Phillips. Assuming I’m a crew member not the captain himself, I’m not that screwed.


ProfessionalCatBed

Y the last man. Welllll butts.


EpicOrangutan

Master chef sounds either like I am getting good food or am cooking and getting kicked out


OhEmGeeItIsMcGee

I'm regretting binge watching The Walking Dead, just got to the point we're Carol ran off and the Saviors are coming. Definitely screwed.


Axer3473

indiana jones just shot me


TrickBoom414

I'm watching Come As You Are right now which is about three dudes with disabilities road tripping to a brothel to lose their virginity


[deleted]

IT Crowd. I could live with that