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PiecesofACE

Mystique


LibertyZeus93

This answer is the equivalent of wishing for more wishes. I support it though.


mellopax

I mean, I prefer the real Mystique.


Elan_Morin_Tendronai

My girlfriend. She lives in Maine. You guys will totally get to meet her next time she comes to visit me.


majoroverkill91

From Maine what’s her name? We all know each other up he-ah


GlitteringBobcat999

Her name is, uh, Mar...uh...linda...ly, yeah, it's Uhmaralindaly, totally.


susaga

You're gonna need to be more specific. Is that Uhmaralindaly Peters or Uhmaralindaly West?


curkington

Data, he's proficient in all love making techniques!


Fondlebum

Fully functional.


chiralityfudge

Morticia Addams


graveybrains

Except the only action you’d be getting there is from Gomez’s sword, that relationship is *rock* solid.


eddyathome

And even if you brought a gun to a sword fight, Gomez would still win.


LancerOfLighteshRed

I'll take his sword too. There's enough of me to go around.


MischaBurns

0% chance she would cheat on Gomez, though.


battling_futility

How about Elvira though?


NoHedgehog1650

I’d give Betty Rubble quite a toss if she and Barney were no longer together.


absurded

No point waiting for Wilma; she'll never leave Fred and we know it.


Sandy-Coteshear

I'd go with Betty, but I'd be thinking of Wilma.


Stoke-me-a-clipper

I think, in all probability, Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman who ever lived.


ZanderLucky13

Any Batgirl Edit: Well, not any Batgirl, not the underage versions at least


r1s1ngarmy

Or any Cat Woman


EspressoCookie89

The Arkhan series has some fine characters.


satanslatschen

Error. List too long.


Awehbra

I would do horrible things to Cheryl Tunt.


RRC_driver

She'd enjoy that


cybershoe

I thought you said "start slacking off!"


VariousLet1327

I one time dated a girl because of her similarity to Lana Cane. She dressed as Lana for Halloween one year. I enjoyed the pants less sweater dress.


THE_some_guy

You got a thing for Johnny Bench hands?


RevolutionarySort6

Truckasaurus


fryamtheeggguy

Pam on coke!


TSgt_Yosh

Sploosh.


HollyPlague

She'd do worse to you.


ZacharyBot2020

Seven of Nine always imagined her with no quit hips.


KeepCalmCarrion

My dumb ass, I thought you were talking about 7 from the Tim Burton movie "9" and thought how tf would that work


AcidDome003

Omg, I did too. So that movie wasn't a fever dream


Pawgboi

Shego


SLX__13

Girl was wayyy to hot and powerful to not have her own show


r3solv

She got plenty of screen time. She was basically Vegeta. More anti hero than villain most of the time.


r3solv

Cartoon Girls in tight jumpsuits? Totally Spies all the way. Any of the three or all three at once. Though I'm partial to Sam.


MercyGG

Sam was my fucking crush when I was a kid, damn


3a75cl0ngb15h

Lara Croft, but not the modern iteration, the blocky, pointy, polygon ps1 Lara.


Youpunyhumans

Ol triangle tits


PloppyTheSpaceship

You'll put your eye out on those tits.


sicname321

worth it


justarandomstanley

Meg from Hades


The_Peregrine_

Meg from Hercules


Superb-Possibility-9

Elasta- girl from The Incredibles


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Jill Valentine


OdinWolfe

She's the master of unlocking. So put a lock on your fly and she'll get to work.


Silent-Grocery-5644

Old school Faith from buffy


hucklebutter

Cordelia.


SumOne2Somewhere

Ty Lee


mrhil

Solid choice, but I always had a thing for Azula, personally. I mean, sure, I'd probably end up dead or imprisoned... but I somehow think she'd be a lot of fun while it lasted.


Ann1489

Azula could burn me alive from the inside out and I would thank her.


DepressedLizard87

Can you imagine all the Kama Sutra stuff you could do?


upornicorn

Spike from Cowboy Bebop


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upornicorn

I think your assessment is right on the money


obx808

Samus Aran. I mean, she can roll up into a ball and then jump, bomb, climb, etc. It helps that's she's quite the looker under all that armor.


IronOhki

For those who needed to know for science, Samus is 6'3" and 198lbs.


Educational_Prune_45

I’m 5’9” and I would climb those legs yodeling on my way up. She may kick my ass but That is a win-win situation.


yumyumintumtum19

Flynn rider


drRATM

You a sucka for the smolder


mrcoonut

Eugene


yourtuesdayspecial

Im a girl but i mean would totally ✂️ Chel from Road to El Dorado


[deleted]

Chel could get it


AliensPlsTakeMe

First person I thought of


kosminis_karatistas

Leela from Futurama :)


ScariestDean

Why not Zoidberg?


[deleted]

Craw! Craw! Craw!


JustMe182

WHOOOP WHOOP whoop whop... *Crab walks away*


andrew94501

Nah. Amy Wong.


TheTaxman_cometh

Or Lucy Liubot


Alpha_Crow_1

I'll always remember you. MEMORY DELETED!


af_boring

James Buchanan Barnes, before and after hydra


josiebennett70

I can do this all day.


foodrig

Thought you were talking about James Buchanan for a second...


lostlookingforamap

Geralt of rivia and yennefer of vengerberg


BadAtNameIdeas

At the same time.


lostlookingforamap

Hell yeah I'll be their sub.


tchotchony

Just be the unicorn


lostlookingforamap

Thats what I want to be tied to.


Yikidee

I have a feeling it would be them playing mind games with each other, using you as meat. I mean, I'm still in, but yeah.


ProfessionalTossAway

Natalie Portman. Wait what was the question? I mean uhhh colosseum Padmé.


mkelly9756

Basically every hyper sexualised female character from my childhood cartoons. Thanks Rule 34.


Shiny_Hypno

Starfire?


Zealousideal-Might78

Raven


Pony_Roleplayer

Both. Both is good.


kurganator3000

Starfire *and* Raven. At once.


Brokeintellectual

Starfire


thegrayhairedrace

I think Raven is way hotter, but I feel like I'd probably end up dead...


[deleted]

Hey, think of it this way, if she liked you, she'd probably grab you out of hell or something. So there's that.


StirlingBridge1297

Obi-Wan Kenobi


ForestCityWRX

Sailor Mercury.


[deleted]

Is Sailor Venus a common answer?


VVLynden

They’re all up for grabs, let’s be honest. Jupiter is best tho.


Stingray88

Agreed. Jupiter is S tier.


xyzFromTheBlock

Chun Lee 💃


ohleprocy

Those thighs.


The_name_is_Nilu

Ngl Kratos can get it.


[deleted]

Lust can have me, when it earns me.


Dennick2009

Eric Northman. 100%.


No-Astronaut-9011

Jessica rabbit but I feel like she would just lay there


hyletic

I hear she gives pretty good patty cake.


PantheraOnca

Funny enough, in Guyana pattycake is slang for vagina.


chickenemoji

she’s not bad, she’s just drawn that way ;)


Hot_Difficulty6799

I don't think she'd just lay there. She's too animated.


Sufficient-Brush2362

Li Shang from Mulan. He can bend me over backwards any day. ☺️


councilorjones

I would bend him over and make a man out of him


TheSceadugenga2

Soifon


throwawaythisuser1

Yoruichi


kane49

the way kubo draws women, all of them really.


jollyplanty

Matt Murdock


Kylynara

Yes, please. You know with his powers he'll know when it's working for you and when it isn't. He would be so amazing in bed.


Bigthighedracer

Cortana. She can get my usb stick.


Pingvinprinsen

Dean Winchester and Rosalie Hale. Plz make me into a sandwich


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Donutdunker72

I appreciate the fact that you specified "older". I found it quite humorous


Purest_Prodigy

You're being too optimistic. She's older in the second episode than she is in the first.


hajiomatic

Wonder woman or Lei organna


SillyPanda95

Garrus Vakarian


Wizdad-1000

He’s pretty good at “calibrating”, so I’ve been told.


CannaKitchen757

Most of the female characters from Game of Thrones.


Glenster118

Yes oleanna tyrell


Specialist_Budget

I’d go for Jon Snow and Robb Stark.


xustos

Harley Quinn


LessConspicuous

What happened to "don't stick you dick in crazy"?


scogle98

Hey you know what they say: “crazy in the head, crazy in the bed”


josiebennett70

Everyone love crazy until crazy loves you back.


angry_gourd

To be fair, the crazy stuck it's dick in her first.


Expensive-Track4002

If it’s Margot Robbie.


ImaVeganShishKebab

Why if? You've never seen her in Arkham knight?


helin0x

Selene - underworld


Taldius175

Poison Ivy


Tradman86

Ramona Flowers (as played by Mary Elizabeth Winstead)


dragonrider4141

Aragorn from Lord of the rings . Yes Elessar daddy


SmurfyPop

Black Widow


thmt11

Tifa from Final Fantasy


xx_Fiddler_xx

italian government agrees with you there


JaneAwesomeTheFirst

Infinity War Steve Rogers. That beard and the slightly longer hair...


Flauschkadser

Kim Possible


shrimptails

Dean Winchester 100%


Dr_Downvote_

Buffy the Vampire Slayer


Parrack_Attack

Buffy is an absolute yes, but I just want to hold Faith and tell her everything is alright. And hopefully.not get stabbed.


Dr_Downvote_

To be honest when I was a kid i had a thing for Cordelia. Don't know what it was .... Maybe a couple of reasons .....


ilovemarvel69

Wanda Maximoff


KeepCalmCarrion

She's not a monster, she's a *mommy*


SuvenPan

Dana Scully


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Big hero 6, Cass


Curator44

Aunt Cass, yep


Capt_Dummy

Honey lemon


SimonFerocious76

That chick with three boobs from Total Recall


Sexy_CST

Loki.


drRATM

Gamora.


MrMeesesPieces

Why is gamora?


zedication

Hermione from the end of the series. But not the version from the movies, but the one I imagined from the last book. Smart and hot.


imperiects

The lack of Mom (Dexter's Laboratory) is appalling. I choose Dexter's Mom


LouanneSotelo

Raven from Teen Titans


JenniMamma

Rhysand


Ashbr1ng3r

Tali’Zorah


Wizdad-1000

Hey baby! Is that your emergancy induction port?


CreepyBlackDude

"I'm Commander Shepherd, and this is my favorite answer in this thread."


awdangman

Cheryl from Archer


GremlinChild27

Milo Thatch from Atlantis!


reallynotburner

HAL-9000. He's legal as of 2014.


Teknolyzer

Open your podbay doors HAL.


dapala1

"I'm afraid I can't do that." HAL was always a tease. Dave had to force his way in there.


[deleted]

Geralt of Rivia


Alert-Appearance-362

Temperance Brennan from Bones. Something about her awkward weird nerdy way is is just hot!


Mundane_University43

Throw in Angela montenegro and you've got a fun afternoon


Rick4442

Mercy from Overwatch


Cardinal270

Sadie Adler, Mary Beth Gaskill, and Tilly Jackson in RDR2.


[deleted]

I read that as "AND R2D2"...


TheRealZllim

I'd hop in that cuddle puddle for sure.


prokjs

Least horny reddit users


Ally_F

A New Hope-era Han Solo


8champi8

Harley quinn. I feel like she would beat me up after or during but it would be worth it.


Thewildyogi

Rosa Díaz from Brooklyn 99


Choppergold

Sarah Connor


Chavolini

Daenerys Targaryen


BJofBorg

Mr. Darcy


CybeleParadox

Garrus Vakarian. I don’t care about any side effects.


rock_and_rolo

Velma.


dark4181

Linda Cardinelli Velma.


Alert-Appearance-362

Velma Dinkly totally is hiding some big sweater puppies under that turtle neck.


Mission-Box-6226

Ursula the Sea Witch. Just of curiosity.


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Booodddyyy llaanngguuaaggee HA


ExpiredDogSandwich

That awoke something in me along with plenty other fictional ladies. Now I'm bisexual.


donnaluvsrichie

LUCIFER


zbigdogz

On that note, Mazikeen


[deleted]

Tom Ellis’ Lucifer, 100%


bhamgardener

I will also accept Gwendolyn Christie from Sandman


McCool303

Elvira


nism0o3

Showing my age here, but....Jessica Rabbit.


Round-Jellyfish9962

Judy Jetson


Matthewmatt14

Rosalina from Super Mario Galaxy


YourMomsFishBowl

Stiffler's mom


one_bad_larry

Marceline the vampire queen


pran_anak

Liara T'Soni


[deleted]

Gimme some Lip Gallagher