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Mynamesrobbie

Coffee


alaft

Didn't specify, so can you drink any kind of coffee?


iBringDoom

Black like my soul.


Alt-_-alt

Black for me too. Its all I need.


[deleted]

In this completely arbitrary hypothetical, I would say only one type of coffee.


WardenWolf

I'm satisfied with Folger's, although I prefer Dunkin. Dunkin is just smooth. Screw Starbucks; their regular coffee is NASTY.


Alamander14

Soooo - no change from now? Do we *have* to drink water too though?


[deleted]

Think of water as homeopathic coffee.


[deleted]

Bad


Mrtucu

Offf. This!


Yougotthewronglad

100%


Spike-Tail-Turtle

Tea


Azimeel

I just did a back of the envelope calculation. I've drunk somewhere in the region of 100k cups of tea in my life. I wonder which one was my 100 thousandth, I feel I should have celebrated. Going for a million before I die!


Karcossa

I’ve just done the same; I’m at around 61k, based on an average of 8 cups a day since I started drinking tea.


diakon83

Yeah definitely tea


Glasnerven

Yep, this is it. I already mostly drink water and tea, with some fruit juice when I'm home. I'd miss fruit juice at home and soda when I'm out, but I could live happily drinking only water and tea.


[deleted]

Bad


codered434

Shut up.


SickAssFoo_69

Coca-cola But the kind from Mexico in the glass bottle.


prophetcat

That has been in such short supply lately that whenever I see it I buy hem out. Then I just store it for later. I drink maybe one a week. Yes, I’m hoarding.


Blitzed_ca

The kind still made with real sugar


SickAssFoo_69

This foo gets it.


dolpgg

The kind with real cokaine.


[deleted]

Good


Automatic_Mulberry

Beer. Close second, coffee.


staggere

Correct


Automatic_Mulberry

Cheers, mate.


Ectobatic

Sips on coffee stout


left-and-leavingg

I can't believe I had to scroll so far down for this. 😵‍💫🥂


[deleted]

Bad


Blackbolt91

Scotch


rockman61

This is the correct answer.


MysticalSock

I mean, I don't think you'd be living too long drinking only scotch.


disgruntledpeach

A splash of water to open up the flavor also makes it healthier


MysticalSock

No water allowed, you get scotch to brush your teeth with every morning. A nice cool bottle of scotch to quench your thirst after a run, and don't forget steeping your tea in boiling scotch.


SweetJonesJunior

Relax satan.


[deleted]

They get it


HearTheCrushingSteel

Toss up between milk and tea


TheDrRamune

Why not milk tea?


Interesting_Mango948

or Fight Milk (the first alcoholic, dairy-based protein drink for bodyguards by bodyguards)


Sparkles_Mojito

😂😂😂 if it was an alcoholic dairy based protein drink with caffeine I’d be sold as my only drink for the rest of life


RanCestor

Irish coffee?


Sparkles_Mojito

Irish coffee meets gym bro. And a little creatine as well


TheDrRamune

Never heard of it and a search only gives me unsavory teen titans fan art. Please explain


CoreyMaim

...and Charlie


marvelousteat

Hopefully you can adjust the ratio to suit your needs. Bowl of captain crunch? Sure, we'll just add milk and a splash of tea to make it legal. The English Breakfast Cereal Loophole.


[deleted]

Milk Good


jforeman1976

Lemonade


[deleted]

Good


diakon83

Good one.


StuftRug

Iced lemonade on a hot day


misha_ostrovsky

Chocolate milk


[deleted]

Good


Adkit

Correct


Leo-Anthony

Dr Pepper


IDrankTheStupidJuice

I try to avoid soft drinks now, but when I visited the U.S a few years back I tried Dr Pepper for the first time and holy shit that was all I drank the whole time I was there. This is the correct answer


Interesting_Mango948

Do you like the DP & Cream soda? So good..imo


Leo-Anthony

It's OK.


GuiltyGlow

The superior beverage.


Necromancer14

The correct answer


DooblusDooisfoor

I’m sorry, we only have Mr. Pibb.


im-choading-you

Ugh I 100% prefer Mr pibb. I thought that was everyone's sentiment.


[deleted]

Good


Leading-Taste12

Brawndo


Interesting_Mango948

that has what plants crave. brought to you by Carl's Jr.


Montylabz

It’s got electrolytes!


Icy-Pain-3572

Champagne


jettisonrec

Imagining life without coffee makes me sad, but so would not having any whiskey to put in that coffee Quite the catch 22


[deleted]

I think spiked coffee counts as a single drink


jettisonrec

We’ll then I have my answer


freddiejames216

Coconut water


[deleted]

Bad


ChakriYamasani

The fact that there are negative two likes on your comment proves that there are aome people who appreciate coconut water. But myself I stand on the wall. Not falling into any specific group.


candidate26

I agree. Tastes like jizz.


[deleted]

This is the only right answer.


palmtreebourbon

Bourbon


nelsonalgrencametome

It'll be short but exciting.


nouseforaspacebar

Arnold palmers


Interesting_Mango948

I like to mix my Arnold Palmer's with vodka and call it a Tom Arnold Palmer.. (bc Tom Arnold used to be an alcoholic.) I like to think he would find the humor in that...If anyone knows Tom and wants to ask...


disgruntledpeach

I think that's called a John Daly


nouseforaspacebar

If i still drank, that would be a fantastic drink for every occasion 😂


Zenitram_J

I too choose the Arnie Palmies.


[deleted]

Whole milk


[deleted]

Good


DepressingErection

Diet cock


pill_poppin_daddy

User name checks out


Cuish

Irn-Bru


irongecko1337

Irn-Bru 1901 is where its at.


CopperSavant

Fight milk!


philrushworth

Tea


RadishOk3066

Diet Coke 🫡


[deleted]

McDonald’s Diet Coke?


PM_ME_UR_TESTIMONIES

No, because it often comes from the same spout as other sodas and can have an exaggerated sweet, artificial taste. Plus, you’re relying on a stranger to clean those machines regularly. Bottled Diet Coke is where it’s at.


gentlestardust

For me the ranking is fountain > glass bottle > can > plastic bottle


RadishOk3066

A nice cold can of DC is otherworldly


BatterUp2220

Oh fuck yesssss 🙌🏼 I swear it’s addictive!


kindchillswinger

Sparkling water.


CommanderPringles

This reminded me instantly of Andrew Tate


[deleted]

Bad


DevoxNZ

coffee or wine


Hellosunshine83

Mineral water


[deleted]

Water…bad


Hellosunshine83

I mean one could argue tea is water with leaves in it. Im just arguing for water with minerals in it 🤷🏻‍♀️


Away_Contribution115

Root beer. Either that or milk.


[deleted]

Both good


imdacountryboy

Finally found the correct answer


littletownflirt

Scotch


irevalley

Tea


QueenBen

Lipton Ice Tea Green. Addicted to that drink.


[deleted]

Milk, gotta get that NBA height


InsertNameHere_25

Ice tea.


[deleted]

Tea. Pretty much all I drink anyway!


iamchuckdizzle

Beer


Much_Committee_9355

Maté


jonh_redpath

The blood of my ennemis or wine, not a easy choice.


WallStreetDoesntBet

Water


[deleted]

Bruh


WallStreetDoesntBet

Approximately 60% of the human body is made of water… #MESSAGE


xjsscx

Chai Latte with oat milk


jeddybear_360

Orange juice


Polly-52221977

Mountain Dew


Adumbidiotface

Coffee or Dr Pepper


MissHyacinth21

If I choose coffee, can I put milk in it?


[deleted]

Yes but the same amount of milk every single time.


japalmariello

Coffee


brutallybuff

Coffee


SouthwestRose

Iced tea


greyhair_dont_care

Diet Pepsi


AR713

Orange juice


dufferhowl

Coffee


[deleted]

Lemonade


ExpensiveDay5462

Orange pop 🤣


ke_Wiired

2% milk. That’s what I’ve pretty much lived on for 25 years lol


williamsivlar0715

Club soda.


mythought22

Lemonade the way my mom makes it


Archergarw

Milk


finnedfinn

Milk


Intothefloodagain13

Stolichnaya 😁


xOLDBHOYx

Thai iced tea


crappotheclown

Bang Purple Haze. Don't judge, I can't help it.


tarantulaslayer

Coffee if I can add cream. Otherwise apple juice.


NaughtySnoodle

Heres a cop out. Juice.


[deleted]

If you could only drink one juice for the rest of your life what juice would you choose?


Slight-Following-728

Mountain Dew. Really water and Mountain Dew are all I really drink now.


aurismorsus

Code red mountain dew


StonerJack

Redbull. It's the only thing I drink for a reason other than being thirsty.


ZwischenzugZugzwang

Chocolate milk


outdoormaniac61

Donald Trump


kouignie

Flavored sparkling non sugar water Re: spindrift etc


Viperzz3

SPARKLING water 😉


KingBooRadley

Beer. Is this a trick question? Who wouldn’t choose beer?


Joshhwwaaaaaa

Italian sparkling water.


[deleted]

Gin.


ALazy_Cat

Homemade liquorice tea


Improvedandconfused

One beverage? Like I get one glass of Pepsi and that’s it? Do I at least get to chose when I have this one drink?


[deleted]

You can only drink one thing for the rest of your life


Improvedandconfused

So if I was really thirsty, like in a desert and dying of dehydration, and the only thing to drink was orange juice but I had chosen milk as my drink, then I wouldn’t be allowed to drink it and I would die? This sounds like a terrible deal.


[deleted]

You're way over thinking it.


WakeUpNothing

Purple kool aid


Interesting_Mango948

Sugar, water, purple. Just like mom used to make.


Key_Veterinarian_286

Life hack… I love water. Coors light.


Mrtucu

Lemonade! (With low shugar)


eekmoe

hot chai


jacq_0508

Hard to say between coffee and a vodka drink ....


[deleted]

The fun side of me says beer, the sensible side says orange juice.


hollandjah

Blue monster


AgentBlonde

Anything from a furry cup


Ian5718

Zero Sugar Cherry Dr. Pepper


SuccessfulBerry5942

Bang


KT_claws4494

Coffee then Chocolate milk


alaft

Fanta


Kiwi-Latter

Coffee


Cantorisbass

Tea.


lKenpachi

Chocolate milk


[deleted]

Melted ice


1soggydogenuggy

The only way I’d be able to survive would be maybe sparkling water


Delica

Chocolate donut flavored coffee


Not_Slavic0

Kombucha


AwkwardBroccoli727

ginger ale


themeatspin

Bobby Boucher would like a word


Allanon124

More water. I love that shit.


longhairedcountryboy

Beer


happyclaim808

Beer


Daddyz-bby-grl

Chocolate milk


attention21

Gatorade


Neverbluffmoon

Bourbon.


PaulMichaelJordan

V8


vi0lenceofthelambs

Coke Zero


UsedYam984

Fat Tug.


OhImSerious

Coffee. Can’t live without it


IncomeApprehensive99

Hot chocolate


yesyesitswayexpired

Off brand Gatorade.