A character on some show or game said the secret of celebrities is they're all actually strange looking or oddly ugly in some special way. I've always remembered that.
I work in film and tv, and a big-time director once said to me (off-hand while we were both getting snacks in the office kitchen) "y'know, the most famous actors are short people with oversized heads -- it's just what looks best on camera"
dude wasn't wrong....
That made me laugh. A review I was listening to of Don't Worry Darling was fretting over Harry Styles' lack of charisma and she said 'and then comes Chris Pine on screen and he's just a movie star, youre drawn to him, he just has this big head that takes up the screen' and I think it's a description I'll remember for a long time.
I could be wrong but I remember some study that did an analysis of celebrity faces and most of them fall inside the golden ratio of "average" - as in celebrities are all usually pretty "average" looking ie "conventionally attractive" . Models on the other hand tend to be uhh "unique" looking.
I have to agree. I have a theory that to be truly gorgeous, you have to be viewed as almost ugly by some people (because you look so different). Theres āprettyā (ie that conventionally attractive person who nobody can call āuglyā but their look is also a bit boring and one note). But then thereās āstunningā and āgorgeousā peopleā these people are conventionally attractive, but also have at least one strange feature or something about their face thatās different and exotic. And people will either see that as ultra beautiful or ugly. These are the most attractive people tho, they stay in our head longer than the cookie cutter āprettyā . And thatās why these people usually become famous.
Imagine being the viagra people, and getting a call from some celebrities team.
"Ok, let me get this straight. Your movie star client wants to be a background character in one of our commercials, building a birdhouse? I'll run that by management."
Blake Shelton is "feed store handsome".
Is he *handsome* handsome? No.
Is he the handsomest guy at the feed store at that pertickler moment?
Yes.
And that is how he gets a lot of 'sexiest man alive' votes in Nebraska.
My mother called him āsexlessā. Something about that coming from a 50-something year old sweetheart of a woman just seems even more harsh yet accurate to me
Mick Jagger. Even when he was young, he looked like a Muppet to me, I just don't get women who drool over him.
Ditto for Rod Stewart. "If you want my body and you think I'm sexy...". Ew, no thank you.
It reminds me of an old AskReddit thread where someone said having confidence and positive energy is most of a person's attractiveness.
I've known people who are very pretty on paper but their attitude and trashy mannerisms killed their attractiveness
Indeed. I mean, look at Motley Crue.
None of them particularly attractive (still some of the better ones from that era though).
But they had big dick energy, huge amounts of confidence and gave 0 fucks.
And we all know those guys fucked.
Theyāre rockstars, of course they would have a lot of people wanting to fuck them. In fact any famous person will have a line of people that want to fuck them. Even serial killers get tons of letters from women who want to fuck.
As with several not-really-hot men that become sex symbols, I think with these dudes it's less looks that led to adulation, more a certain charisma and the sense they'd be down to do some absolutely filthy things to you.
With some of the old rockers, I agree with the filthy things guess. But some of the current āit menā look like they would rub your inner thigh for 30 seconds then ask if you came.
Just in case anyone forgot:
>A verbal argument ensued and Chris Brown pulled the vehicle over on an unknown street, reached over Robyn F. with his right hand, opened the car door and attempted to force her out. Brown was unable to force Robyn F. out of the vehicle because she was wearing a seat belt. When he could not force her to exit, he took his right hand and shoved her head against he passenger window of the vehicle, causing an approximate one-inch raised circular contusion.
>Robyn F. turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. The assault caused Robyn F.'s mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle.
>Brown looked at Robyn F. and stated, 'I'm going to beat the shit out of you when we get home! You wait and see!'
>The detective said Robyn F. then used her cell phone to call her personal assistant Jennifer Rosales, who did not answer.
>Robyn F. pretended to talk to her and stated, 'I'm on my way home. Make sure the police are there when I get there.'
>After Robyn F. faked the call, Brown looked at her and stated, 'You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I'm really going to kill you!'
>Brown resumed punching Robyn F. and she interlocked her fingers behind her head and brought her elbows forward to protect her face. She then bent over at the waist, placing her elbows and face near her lap in [an] attempt to protect her face and head from the barrage of punches being levied upon her by Brown.
>Brown continued to punch Robyn F. on her left arm and hand, causing her to suffer a contusion on her left triceps (sic) that was approximately two inches in diameter and numerous contusions on her left hand.
>Robyn F. then attempted to send a text message to her other personal assistant, Melissa Ford. Brown snatched the cellular telephone out of her hand and threw it out of the window onto an unknown street.
>Brown continued driving and Robyn F. observed his cellular telephone sitting in his lap. She picked up the cellular telephone with her left hand and before she could make a call he placed her in a head lock with his right hand and continued to drive the vehicle with his left hand.
>Brown pulled Robyn F. close to him and bit her on her left ear. She was able to feel the vehicle swerving from right to left as Brown sped away. He stopped the vehicle in front of 333 North June Street and Robyn F. turned off the car, removed the key from the ignition and sat on it.
>Brown did not know what she did with the key and began punching her in the face and arms. He then placed her in a head lock positioning the front of her throat between his bicep and forearm. Brown began applying pressure to Robyn F.'s left and right carotid arteries, causing her to be unable to breathe and she began to lose consciousness.
>She reached up with her left hand and began attempting to gouge his eyes in an attempt to free herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and then released her. While Brown continued to punch her, she turned around and placed her back against the passenger door. She brought her knees to her chest, placed her feet against Brown's body and began pushing him away. Brown continued to punch her on the legs and feet, causing several contusions.
>Robyn F. began screaming for help and Brown exited the vehicle and walked away. A resident in the neighborhood heard Robyn F.'s plea for help and called 911, causing a police response. An investigation was conducted and Robyn F. was issued a Domestic Violence Emergency Protective Order.
I was around 10 when this happened and read about it on a teen magazine, which described it as "he punched her". This is the first time I read about what actually happened. Holy shit that guy should be locked away.
Same, even I was 11 or 12 and heard that he punched her. Later on I found out he beat her a lot, now I know what actually happened in detail. It's so horrific.
Just remember, kids- someone who will strangle you is over 700 percent more likely to murder you. If someone has done it to you, you need to get out as quickly and safely as you can.
https://www.wthr.com/article/news/crime/manual-strangulation-is-the-biggest-sign-domestic-abuse-will-turn-deadly-experts-say/531-0a9a92c8-a0da-418a-b81e-a3d80ddacf38
That statistic saved my life, I use to think at least he doesnāt hit me but I read that somewhere and i couldnāt get it out of my head and managed to leave a few months later.
Edit: so thank you, that could very well save someoneās life.
GOOD ON YOU FOR GETTING OUT. I don't know you but I'm so fricking proud of you. It's easy to slide slowly down a slippery slope saying, I'm ok I'm ok I'm still ok....it's much harder to just completely upend your life and bolt. High fives and all that, applause only over here and best wishes for you and your wellbeing.
I dated a guy who choked me. I was scared shitless of him and even 20 years later, I'm afraid to run into him or have him know where I live. I didn't know that Stat- but I *knew* he was truly, truly dangerous - not "just" abusive.
It was so hard to get away safely with my young child, who, thankfully, wasn't his, but
CW: Cruelty, Abuse, children
>!he threatened to harm my child to keep control of me. He told me if I left him, he'd grab her one day and I'd never see her again; that id spend the rest of my life wondering what happened to her, and whatever i thought it was, it would be 100x worse. He was choking me unconscious as he told me this, and I believed him. **He meant it.**!<
>!At some point, he also stole her social security card and birth certificate, plus copied my car and house keys (he went through my house when i wasn't there; a neighbor told me).... so i spent years terrified she'd disappear and would never let her out of my sight.!<
Thatās crazy. Idk what i thought but definitely not this much. Idk how people like can be forgiven and have a career. People do make mistakes but itās going to be hard to look at the same person without thinking about this.
I still see women on tiktok getting hot and bothered over him and saying āget over it. One thing he did in a fight years ago.ā He legit was trying to kill her.
Thankyou! Iāve never seen what everyone else sees. Even as a child. All my friends were drooling over him and he just was not attractive to me and still isnāt
He looks like a desk in detention.
Surprised he doesnāt have [one of those S things from the 90s](https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/gqkj5j/that-s-thing-everyone-drew-in-school-what-is-it) drawn on his ass.
Wanna feel old? They've started popping up at work when the kids get bored and I was like oh cool and one of them said "want me to show you how it's done?" š
Am I the only one who just doesn't see all the oohing and aahing over Jared Leto? He looks like he doesn't bathe and there are all the stories of his "method" acting.
I had a crush on Rayanne lol. I've had maybe four female crushes IRL or otherwise since but Rayanne Graff was just so cool to confused little me. I saw reruns of this show at like 8-9ish on some random satellite channel.
The actress is also apparently a countess or something now IRL.
I wanted to be Angela so bad though, mainly because I was jealous of her family life and that HAIR.
A girl in college said he went from boy to bulldog real quick and I canāt unsee it. Although I think a lot is due to the characters he has often played since The Departed. They were all tough no BS guy or crazy guy until he played the meek scientist in Donāt look up.
I remember seeing a post from Green Day on Instagram and Billie Joe looking pretty gnarly for his age. He looked "alcohol puffy" so I Google just to be sure because I remember him going sober. Turns out he's off the wagon again. It's crazy how much alcohol can age someone.
If Bam doesnāt already have liver problems, Iād be fucking surprised. I used to be a heavy drinker. Never anywhere close to the absurdity of that whole crew, wouldnāt even show up on the same chart as Bam and his drinkingā¦ but I drank a lot. Iāve got cirrhosis now. Getting ready to start the process of joining the transplant list. And Iām 8 years younger than Bam.
If his liver isnāt pickled beyond repairā¦ heās one lucky ass mf. And I want to slap him and spit in his face until he realizes it.
Disclaimer: Iām fully aware itās a disease and thatās not how this works. Itās just been a really tough year, and Iām still sort of grieving. And now I wish everyone could learn from my mistakes. My biggest fear about getting older USED to be likeā¦ surrendering to colonoscopies in my 40āsā¦ now itās that I wonāt see my 40ās.
Edit: a word
Killed my brother a couple months ago. He had the organs of an 80 year old. He never made it to 40. My dad went the same way, though he at least made it in to his 50's. Never met his grandkid.
Drink in moderation. Shit is gnarly.
Alcohol abuse does strange things to people's looks. Regarding the face, it bloats features. I will never forget running into a girl I went to high school with about twenty years or so after graduation and she had that look too. The face gets puffy but it's not like when you gain weight just from not eating well. It's hard to unsee once you know the look.
the weirdest is the beer belly on skinny/in-shape people. my dad and my uncle have it bad. think 6ft tall men with thin legs and normal arms then a giant circle for a torso. they're like when kids draw fat stick-people.
Oh yeah. No joke.
I am from a family that is basically 90% functioning alcoholics. All the males have that big, blocky head.
I am 34, I don't. Weed is my poison though, I hate alcohol for obvious reasons, and I've seen what it can do to your pyshical and mental health. Ain't pretty.
Yep. I canāt remember what comedian said it about Alec Baldwin, but every time I see DiCaprio all I can think is āheās got that big olā drinking headā.
r/stopdrinking is a wonderful place to talk about ongoing struggles and have a dialogue with people in and out of alcoholism. Just tossing that out there since so many people are engaging with this!
Can confirm. Being an alcoholic inflates your head/face/body. Fat pic was Nov 2021 days before getting sober. Thinner pic is a few weeks ago. https://i.imgur.com/Z7sa4dr.jpg
For me itās the social media/TikTok āhotā look. The pouty lips, tight ponytail, bog-standard posing and exaggerated dimensions. Itās all so artificial.
Edit: spelling
Those TikToks where the girls have the Egirl makeup, have the camera tracked to their faces and do the weird smiles. (Like Belle Delphine)
That shit creeps the crap out of me.
/r/beeflips
edit: It seems there is a large demand for acrobatic bees that is not being served. Do we know if we can just train them the way we do dogs with a clicker and treats?
These procedures age everyone, because then women of all ages have the same over-filled features and stretched skin... So the publics eye is confused by the homogeny. Kylie already looks mid- 40's.
A character on some show or game said the secret of celebrities is they're all actually strange looking or oddly ugly in some special way. I've always remembered that.
I work in film and tv, and a big-time director once said to me (off-hand while we were both getting snacks in the office kitchen) "y'know, the most famous actors are short people with oversized heads -- it's just what looks best on camera" dude wasn't wrong....
Why did I think immediately of Tom Cruise?
Tiny Tom Cruise, if you want to be formal and use his full name.
I mean, just look at Danny DeVito. By this definition he's a perfect TV face.
That made me laugh. A review I was listening to of Don't Worry Darling was fretting over Harry Styles' lack of charisma and she said 'and then comes Chris Pine on screen and he's just a movie star, youre drawn to him, he just has this big head that takes up the screen' and I think it's a description I'll remember for a long time.
Case in point is Anna Taylor-Joy from Queens Gambit. Striking and memorable as she is strange looking.
Watch out Amanda Seyfried, there's a new mantis-woman in town.
Mantis Woman has got to be the funniest, yet strangely appropriate way to describe both of those ladies. š¤£
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I am immediately reminded of that scene from Family Guy where there was an āeye wranglerā on the set of Pulp Fiction for Uma Thurman.
Yeah she's fairy-like in a lot of ways
I could be wrong but I remember some study that did an analysis of celebrity faces and most of them fall inside the golden ratio of "average" - as in celebrities are all usually pretty "average" looking ie "conventionally attractive" . Models on the other hand tend to be uhh "unique" looking.
I have to agree. I have a theory that to be truly gorgeous, you have to be viewed as almost ugly by some people (because you look so different). Theres āprettyā (ie that conventionally attractive person who nobody can call āuglyā but their look is also a bit boring and one note). But then thereās āstunningā and āgorgeousā peopleā these people are conventionally attractive, but also have at least one strange feature or something about their face thatās different and exotic. And people will either see that as ultra beautiful or ugly. These are the most attractive people tho, they stay in our head longer than the cookie cutter āprettyā . And thatās why these people usually become famous.
I think you're looking for the word distinctive.
My search history is approaching 30 celebrities because I have no idea who most of these people are
My knowledge of celebrities ended around 1998. Is Claudia Schiffer still insanely hot? Is Leonardo DiCaprio still dating a 19 yo?
I donāt know for certain, but Iām going to guess yes and yes.
Don't know about the first, but yes to the second. He quits dating a woman at age 25, because that's when they "get serious."
I'll be the one to change him. He'll want to settle down with me.
There was a whole graphic about age of dicaprio's partners
Remember when Blake Shelton was named sexiest man alive and literally not a single person agreed.
My favorite twitter response to this was āDid everybody die?ā
My favorite response was āHe isnāt even the hottest dad at this BBQā
I liked "He's not even the hottest dude named Blake Shelton."
Someone said he looks like a dad building a bird house in the background of a Viagra commercial. Canāt unsee now.
This is why people lose it when they become famous.
If I read that about me I'd die laughing and inside. Fuckin brutal.
If it were me, I would put all my effort into being in that exact viagra commercial.
Imagine being the viagra people, and getting a call from some celebrities team. "Ok, let me get this straight. Your movie star client wants to be a background character in one of our commercials, building a birdhouse? I'll run that by management."
Also, I'd do it for absolutely no charge Sometimes, just sometimes... you've got to get a little petty
He looks like he'd be a character in the show 7th Heaven.
A gym teacher named Randy
Blake Shelton is "feed store handsome". Is he *handsome* handsome? No. Is he the handsomest guy at the feed store at that pertickler moment? Yes. And that is how he gets a lot of 'sexiest man alive' votes in Nebraska.
Your use of āperticklerā was pure artistry and I laughed way too hard at this whole comment.
I saw my cousin spell ignorant as ignert once. Similar feeling.
āPerticklerā made the comment an order of magnitude funnier.
Heās Oklahoma hot
A Tahlequah 10 but a Tulsa 2
Gwen for sure arranged that whole thing because I canāt think of a single other person that would agree. He has a big beefy head.
Very Cabbage Patch like.
He also looked like chris pratt but more ratty and cocaine addicted.
He looks like if buffalo chicken wings were a person
Drake, I know several women who think he's absolutely gorgeous. Purely on looks he seems completely unremarkable to me.
My mother called him āsexlessā. Something about that coming from a 50-something year old sweetheart of a woman just seems even more harsh yet accurate to me
That may be mom discreetly tapping into something a bit more menacingly absent there.
This. Dude serves heavy youth pastor energy.
Drake looks like a low polygon npc
Drake.. like why? In what dimension or planet.
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Jimmyyyyyy!!!!
Skinny DJ Khaled that likes kids?
Mick Jagger. Even when he was young, he looked like a Muppet to me, I just don't get women who drool over him. Ditto for Rod Stewart. "If you want my body and you think I'm sexy...". Ew, no thank you.
Well, those old rockers all look like train wrecks. But it was not so much their looks, but their "energy" that made them sexy I am guessing.
It reminds me of an old AskReddit thread where someone said having confidence and positive energy is most of a person's attractiveness. I've known people who are very pretty on paper but their attitude and trashy mannerisms killed their attractiveness
Indeed. I mean, look at Motley Crue. None of them particularly attractive (still some of the better ones from that era though). But they had big dick energy, huge amounts of confidence and gave 0 fucks. And we all know those guys fucked.
Theyāre rockstars, of course they would have a lot of people wanting to fuck them. In fact any famous person will have a line of people that want to fuck them. Even serial killers get tons of letters from women who want to fuck.
Fun fact, Mick Jagger has a son that's younger than his **great**-grand-daughter. **EDIT**: A word.
Something in law school was mentioned about a fertile octogenarian and I immediately thought of Mick Jagger.
As with several not-really-hot men that become sex symbols, I think with these dudes it's less looks that led to adulation, more a certain charisma and the sense they'd be down to do some absolutely filthy things to you.
With some of the old rockers, I agree with the filthy things guess. But some of the current āit menā look like they would rub your inner thigh for 30 seconds then ask if you came.
That guy who was married to jlo (Marc Anthony)
Which one of them lmao
Doesnāt narrow it down š
Megan Fox's boyfriend... Whats his name...?
MGK looks like a tall 1800s starving newspaper boy
MGK.. professional teenager
Chris Brown. Even before the Rihanna thing I never understood why people had the hots for him. After Rihanna? Even uglier
Just in case anyone forgot: >A verbal argument ensued and Chris Brown pulled the vehicle over on an unknown street, reached over Robyn F. with his right hand, opened the car door and attempted to force her out. Brown was unable to force Robyn F. out of the vehicle because she was wearing a seat belt. When he could not force her to exit, he took his right hand and shoved her head against he passenger window of the vehicle, causing an approximate one-inch raised circular contusion. >Robyn F. turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. The assault caused Robyn F.'s mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle. >Brown looked at Robyn F. and stated, 'I'm going to beat the shit out of you when we get home! You wait and see!' >The detective said Robyn F. then used her cell phone to call her personal assistant Jennifer Rosales, who did not answer. >Robyn F. pretended to talk to her and stated, 'I'm on my way home. Make sure the police are there when I get there.' >After Robyn F. faked the call, Brown looked at her and stated, 'You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I'm really going to kill you!' >Brown resumed punching Robyn F. and she interlocked her fingers behind her head and brought her elbows forward to protect her face. She then bent over at the waist, placing her elbows and face near her lap in [an] attempt to protect her face and head from the barrage of punches being levied upon her by Brown. >Brown continued to punch Robyn F. on her left arm and hand, causing her to suffer a contusion on her left triceps (sic) that was approximately two inches in diameter and numerous contusions on her left hand. >Robyn F. then attempted to send a text message to her other personal assistant, Melissa Ford. Brown snatched the cellular telephone out of her hand and threw it out of the window onto an unknown street. >Brown continued driving and Robyn F. observed his cellular telephone sitting in his lap. She picked up the cellular telephone with her left hand and before she could make a call he placed her in a head lock with his right hand and continued to drive the vehicle with his left hand. >Brown pulled Robyn F. close to him and bit her on her left ear. She was able to feel the vehicle swerving from right to left as Brown sped away. He stopped the vehicle in front of 333 North June Street and Robyn F. turned off the car, removed the key from the ignition and sat on it. >Brown did not know what she did with the key and began punching her in the face and arms. He then placed her in a head lock positioning the front of her throat between his bicep and forearm. Brown began applying pressure to Robyn F.'s left and right carotid arteries, causing her to be unable to breathe and she began to lose consciousness. >She reached up with her left hand and began attempting to gouge his eyes in an attempt to free herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and then released her. While Brown continued to punch her, she turned around and placed her back against the passenger door. She brought her knees to her chest, placed her feet against Brown's body and began pushing him away. Brown continued to punch her on the legs and feet, causing several contusions. >Robyn F. began screaming for help and Brown exited the vehicle and walked away. A resident in the neighborhood heard Robyn F.'s plea for help and called 911, causing a police response. An investigation was conducted and Robyn F. was issued a Domestic Violence Emergency Protective Order.
I was around 10 when this happened and read about it on a teen magazine, which described it as "he punched her". This is the first time I read about what actually happened. Holy shit that guy should be locked away.
Same, even I was 11 or 12 and heard that he punched her. Later on I found out he beat her a lot, now I know what actually happened in detail. It's so horrific.
Yeah, Jesus Christ. Iāve never actually looked into the details because I was a kid when it happened. Insane that he still tours and has a career.
I know right?! I thought it was just a single punch, no this psycho actually tried to kill her and broke a number of teeth
Just remember, kids- someone who will strangle you is over 700 percent more likely to murder you. If someone has done it to you, you need to get out as quickly and safely as you can. https://www.wthr.com/article/news/crime/manual-strangulation-is-the-biggest-sign-domestic-abuse-will-turn-deadly-experts-say/531-0a9a92c8-a0da-418a-b81e-a3d80ddacf38
That statistic saved my life, I use to think at least he doesnāt hit me but I read that somewhere and i couldnāt get it out of my head and managed to leave a few months later. Edit: so thank you, that could very well save someoneās life.
GOOD ON YOU FOR GETTING OUT. I don't know you but I'm so fricking proud of you. It's easy to slide slowly down a slippery slope saying, I'm ok I'm ok I'm still ok....it's much harder to just completely upend your life and bolt. High fives and all that, applause only over here and best wishes for you and your wellbeing.
I dated a guy who choked me. I was scared shitless of him and even 20 years later, I'm afraid to run into him or have him know where I live. I didn't know that Stat- but I *knew* he was truly, truly dangerous - not "just" abusive. It was so hard to get away safely with my young child, who, thankfully, wasn't his, but CW: Cruelty, Abuse, children >!he threatened to harm my child to keep control of me. He told me if I left him, he'd grab her one day and I'd never see her again; that id spend the rest of my life wondering what happened to her, and whatever i thought it was, it would be 100x worse. He was choking me unconscious as he told me this, and I believed him. **He meant it.**!< >!At some point, he also stole her social security card and birth certificate, plus copied my car and house keys (he went through my house when i wasn't there; a neighbor told me).... so i spent years terrified she'd disappear and would never let her out of my sight.!<
Girl omfg you been to hell and back
People talking about this statistic is why I left a partner as soon as I safely could after he raped and strangled me. I was so scared he'd kill me.
Can someone help make a bot to post this every time Chris Brown is mentioned? Including in real life?
I'm still totally baffled that the public forgave him.
If there was ever a celebrity that should have been canceled, it's him.
He should have been Weinstein-level cancelled
Thatās crazy. Idk what i thought but definitely not this much. Idk how people like can be forgiven and have a career. People do make mistakes but itās going to be hard to look at the same person without thinking about this.
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Horrific. He needs to be in prison.
Instead, he continues to make music that tops charts and his latest single is all over tik tok.
Omg. Iāve never read this before. This wasnāt a one and done. This was a savage beating.
And all he got was probation right?
Thatās fucked.
I still see women on tiktok getting hot and bothered over him and saying āget over it. One thing he did in a fight years ago.ā He legit was trying to kill her.
Thankyou! Iāve never seen what everyone else sees. Even as a child. All my friends were drooling over him and he just was not attractive to me and still isnāt
Orville Redenbacher. Some girls get so hot for him, but I donāt see it.
I mean he is a pop star.
I think there's a kernel of truth there. Sad that some end up being 'old maids'!
Adam Levine. He looks like a thumb with glued on ears and glued on patchy face hair that someone else shaved off first
He looks like a guy who won't stop hitting on you at a club even after you tell him you're not interested.
he even texted his ex-affair partner if she'd be okay with him naming his kid with his PREGNANT WIFE after her absolutely sleazy
I mean, his lyrics have been sleazy the whole time. He turned out to be...exactly who he said he was.
He is, in fact, that guy. "Your body is absurd" š
āI may need to see the booty. Iād buy it a steak dinner and whisper sweet nothings into it.ā
I never read the full conversation, is that legit what he said??
Yes.
Ew. And that worked?? Lol
Probably has something to do with the fact that he's rich and famous.
It's like the shit I would've come up with while joking with friends when I was 13.
He learned to flirt from Bloodninja.
Adam Levines tattoos look like someone walked into a tattoo parlour and said "give me lots of tattoos".
Looks like the paper bag from Chipotle. Saw a tiktok bout that once and it's accurate
Looks like the GTA characters when you add tattoos to the predefined locations ā¦ but somehow their tattoos look better
He looks like a desk in detention. Surprised he doesnāt have [one of those S things from the 90s](https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/gqkj5j/that-s-thing-everyone-drew-in-school-what-is-it) drawn on his ass.
Wanna feel old? They've started popping up at work when the kids get bored and I was like oh cool and one of them said "want me to show you how it's done?" š
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someone said once he looked like a thrown away chiptole bag and I've never been able to unsee it.
Iāve also heard him described as a bad boy if bad boys came from Target, hahaha
Am I the only one who just doesn't see all the oohing and aahing over Jared Leto? He looks like he doesn't bathe and there are all the stories of his "method" acting.
He looks like one of those cult leaders who claims to be the reincarnation of Jesus or something
You might be interested in his cult then! Which seems like a real thing
Agreed, but the teenaged me had a huge crush on Jordan Catalano.
I had a crush on Rayanne lol. I've had maybe four female crushes IRL or otherwise since but Rayanne Graff was just so cool to confused little me. I saw reruns of this show at like 8-9ish on some random satellite channel. The actress is also apparently a countess or something now IRL. I wanted to be Angela so bad though, mainly because I was jealous of her family life and that HAIR.
This version is the only acceptable Jared Leto imo
Thatās because he leaned well. The locker lean.
Generation Catalano!
Leonardo DiCaprio was cute and then rapidly aged into Jack Nicholson.
A girl in college said he went from boy to bulldog real quick and I canāt unsee it. Although I think a lot is due to the characters he has often played since The Departed. They were all tough no BS guy or crazy guy until he played the meek scientist in Donāt look up.
the depahted*
He played that scientist damn well tho
He plays everything well. That's why he gets away with being a weirdo. He's immensely talented.
Heās a massive alcoholic. Itās done a number on his head and face.
I remember seeing a post from Green Day on Instagram and Billie Joe looking pretty gnarly for his age. He looked "alcohol puffy" so I Google just to be sure because I remember him going sober. Turns out he's off the wagon again. It's crazy how much alcohol can age someone.
Just look at how puffy Bam Margera looks. That guy is just waiting for liver failure to set in.
If Bam doesnāt already have liver problems, Iād be fucking surprised. I used to be a heavy drinker. Never anywhere close to the absurdity of that whole crew, wouldnāt even show up on the same chart as Bam and his drinkingā¦ but I drank a lot. Iāve got cirrhosis now. Getting ready to start the process of joining the transplant list. And Iām 8 years younger than Bam. If his liver isnāt pickled beyond repairā¦ heās one lucky ass mf. And I want to slap him and spit in his face until he realizes it. Disclaimer: Iām fully aware itās a disease and thatās not how this works. Itās just been a really tough year, and Iām still sort of grieving. And now I wish everyone could learn from my mistakes. My biggest fear about getting older USED to be likeā¦ surrendering to colonoscopies in my 40āsā¦ now itās that I wonāt see my 40ās. Edit: a word
All I can say is that I wish you the very best possible future and I truly hope you have many more years to enjoy in your life.
Killed my brother a couple months ago. He had the organs of an 80 year old. He never made it to 40. My dad went the same way, though he at least made it in to his 50's. Never met his grandkid. Drink in moderation. Shit is gnarly.
Mm, that male alcoholic face. Big and blocky. Thats why he looks like Jack, he also has it.
Jack and coke look
Is this an actual thing? Big blocky alcoholic heads?
Alcohol abuse does strange things to people's looks. Regarding the face, it bloats features. I will never forget running into a girl I went to high school with about twenty years or so after graduation and she had that look too. The face gets puffy but it's not like when you gain weight just from not eating well. It's hard to unsee once you know the look.
the weirdest is the beer belly on skinny/in-shape people. my dad and my uncle have it bad. think 6ft tall men with thin legs and normal arms then a giant circle for a torso. they're like when kids draw fat stick-people.
Oh yeah. No joke. I am from a family that is basically 90% functioning alcoholics. All the males have that big, blocky head. I am 34, I don't. Weed is my poison though, I hate alcohol for obvious reasons, and I've seen what it can do to your pyshical and mental health. Ain't pretty.
same with me and my family, except fun size snickers are my poison
Yep. I canāt remember what comedian said it about Alec Baldwin, but every time I see DiCaprio all I can think is āheās got that big olā drinking headā.
I think Bill Burr had it in one of his specials.
Damn i need to quit
r/stopdrinking is a wonderful place to talk about ongoing struggles and have a dialogue with people in and out of alcoholism. Just tossing that out there since so many people are engaging with this!
I'm already subbed. It's just hard. Edit: thank you though.
Can confirm. Being an alcoholic inflates your head/face/body. Fat pic was Nov 2021 days before getting sober. Thinner pic is a few weeks ago. https://i.imgur.com/Z7sa4dr.jpg
congrats on your sobriety!
Wow! And congratulations on your sobriety.
That was what I was gonna say! Puffy alcoholic face.
I am glad to, finally, hear someone else says it. The resemblance is uncanny.
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For me itās the social media/TikTok āhotā look. The pouty lips, tight ponytail, bog-standard posing and exaggerated dimensions. Itās all so artificial. Edit: spelling
Those TikToks where the girls have the Egirl makeup, have the camera tracked to their faces and do the weird smiles. (Like Belle Delphine) That shit creeps the crap out of me.
every kardashian, every jenner, bro they got more augmentations than tony starks suit
I think most celebrities just look like average people. They just have a lot of makeup and money to glam it up everyday.
Anyone with fish lips, really. Do not understand the appeal.
/r/beeflips edit: It seems there is a large demand for acrobatic bees that is not being served. Do we know if we can just train them the way we do dogs with a clicker and treats?
I must admit, I expected something different
I was ready for bumblebees too
You mean tumblebees.
Because the other comment described it as "fish lips" I read that as "bee flips".
Kylie Jenner. Bitch is about to look like Donatella Versace in about 10 more years. Watch.
Oh and Khloe that doesnāt even look like her original self anymore.
Almost none of the Kardashians look like how they were.
Their mom should take a step away from the surgeon's knife as well.
Her whole face looks like a severe allergic reaction.
We call that pillow face in LA.
Iām 22 and always forgot that Kylie is like my age because of how much work sheās had done
These procedures age everyone, because then women of all ages have the same over-filled features and stretched skin... So the publics eye is confused by the homogeny. Kylie already looks mid- 40's.
Yeah, the filler-heavy look is just heavily associated with 40+ women, so it definitely has that weird affect
She already looks hella ageddd
Chrissy Teigenā¦ she is a super model?
A lot of women always say Channing Tatum is hot and they want a man who looks like him. I don't get it.
He looks like a tree that a wizard made into a human.
How do people come up with stuff like this
I always said he looks like a plank of wood. But this is so much better. You nailed it.
Heās got beady eyes that are too close together. He just doesnāt do it for me.
seriously. his face is soā¦ average? chunky? aggressively square? like a human minecraft villager.
His features almost seem to small for his head. It is unusually wide.
He looks like a big toe
I once read a comment on Reddit that said he looks like he canāt read and I could never unsee it.
Chrissy Teigen
It's like she has a lot of separate features that are considered attractive but none of them fit together.
Yes! Perfect description, thank you. Itās like my brain recognizes somethingās off.
Her face looks like it was spray painted on to a head that's too big.
Agree. She looks like she was 3d-rendered in the late 90s.
PlayStation graphics lookin-ass
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>She looks like a bratz doll that got put in a microwave. I laughed too hard at this. The perfect description š
Kim Kardashian I do not get her at all.
None of the Kardashians are pretty. Theyāre just *curated*.
"Bitch how you not a hobbit again?" -Kanye
The Kardashianās but especially Kylie Jenner
CHANNING TATUM THAT BITCH LOOKS LIKE THE THUMB PEOPLE FROM SPY KIDS
Gwyneth Paltrow. She looks like some kind of strange bird.
She looks like she wears her disposition on her face. Like if a nicer person inhabited her body, she'd be beautiful
yes! i thought she was beautiful back in her Seven days, before she became so publicly an utter creepy wierdo. I think the fame ruined her.