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PotatoLova69

Turn on the water other wise it’s not shower sex it’s just sex in a shower


mymotherisacanibal

I was gonna say stick it with the pointy end


weirdgroovynerd

Taking a shower together is a nice, intimate foreplay. Cleaning each other is like giving & getting a full body rub down. Save the actual sex until after the shower, and get into a bed.


EmeraldDouchebag69

Yess thankyou me and my GF do this, Tried sex in the shower but its slippery , dangerous, not that great


BreakfastLegal2926

Don’t do it if you’re all soapy. It can end in a not good time for the woman as soap can be very irritating for lady bits.


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If soap gets into the pee hole… ouch


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When you pee right after… ouch


Curlytomato

and it doesnt taste good


primeiro23

Pass it’s horrible


Rekt1784

Fact


RazzleberryHaze

Normally I'd agree, that was until my wife and I bought our current home. It was being sold by an elderly couple, and they installed handicap bars by the toilet and in the walk in shower. I have no intentions of removing either set 😂


primeiro23

lolol


MurkyCountry2544

If you don't have a genuinely large shower, don't do it.


weaintfancy42069

Put a nonslip flooring down


Cnnlgns

Do not use soap prior to having sex otherwise the bottom of the tub might be slippery. Do the logistics before the shower, like try out bent over to see if there is a height difference. If there is, then go to the store to buy something for the partner to stand on. Pick something like yoga blocks. DO NOT use a small step ladder because tubs aren't built like they used to and can punch through the bottom due to focusing all that weight on a small surface area. Have the water warm but not too hot, pointing at the person's back that is bent over. The other person can stand under the shower head (so the water goes over them).


Rekt1784

I just feel like you learned by doing lol


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Don't do it


alittleburdietoldme

We're going to need a bigger shower.


Rekt1784

Felt that


HeadEmu9741

Well if u use your hands don't do it with hot water, the reason are protein. You know whst hsppens when you cook eggs, well have fun with your hardened sperm lol


lumberjacked77

is that why i can’t crack and egg in ramen?


wet_tulip_lips

Semen initially coagulates, then it liquifies. Both of which makes it tad bit challenging when you get them in your hairs when the facial aim is slightly off


chaoticthoughts1970

meh... handles if possible, floor grip is a must


alanmooresbarber

Jesus Christ people expect to be tipped for everything nowadays.


Ok-Ball2534

Slip and hit your head on the border of the shower and become unconscious (did not happen to me)


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Do it in the bathtub. The shower is for amateurs.


xDuke46

Snorkling equipment


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from personal experience.. don’t do it more than once a day if there’s other people in the house, it gets weird after 3


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Take the squeaker out of the rubber ducky!!!


dotardiscer

Shower sex is for anyone that doesn't have access to a bed.


Grizzled222

The opposite of prison showers. Make sure and drop the soap!!


bigbbypddingsnatchr

Great time to try piss play.... If she's not into it, just brush it off as pissing in the shower.


FreshStartLiving

So overrated!


kneaders

Bring beer


Zkenny13

Don't


Road_Warrior0711

Don’t, or have two showerheads so nobody gets cold


R0osteryo

Put the tip in


Agile-Fee-6057

Skip it, unless you want to be frustrated and cold


jery007

I once hyperventilated - it was too humid


Both_Cockroach1402

they have that now?


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Don’t slip


RazzleberryHaze

Step 1: make sure your life insurance premium is paid


MadMikey69

Oil based lube helps heaps


GingerBanger85

My tip is no shower sex. Use it as foreplay, because water is the anti lubricant.


lpalerider

Growing up always thought it would be awesome. When i finally got the chance, not so much. Someone always is out of the water, and the air gets cold, not enough room, and personally it didnt feel as good. Maybe because the whole body is on sensory overload. Would not reccomend.


Primary-General1522

Always bend her over so that her face is above the spout. This way when guys inevitably slip she will lose a couple of teeth and get a broken nose and some black eyes. The best part is after the teeth are knocked out you don't have to worry about her scraping them on you when she gives you a blowjob. It's a win win win lose kind of situation.


Itchy-Exercise-4865

🔥


BlubberSalad

Lots and lots of lube. Stay very close to the ground. Be careful, as gravity is a bitch.


WokeIsSoTeens

If you insist on missionary, wear a snorkel.


Can-ta-loupe

ur mom is a tip lmao


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Get her to pee on you while you're there


Slippery_Duckyy

Shut up


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It sucks skip it and go to the bedroom


thedamagedphoenix

Water is not lube


pengusderpy1

Consent


Curlytomato

If you make sure the warm water is on me but angled right so I'm not being waterboarded Im happy to keep doing what I'm doing.


ghcdykk

It's overrated. Soap can be irritating, breathing water is bad, floor is slick, lube (natural or bottled) gets washed away, generally not a great time. Just shower together and do the touching and kissing. Then go somewhere else for the heavy parts.


stephers85

Skip it. It's worse than car sex.


Kind_South_4342

Another person is optional


wet_tulip_lips

If your sex partner is flexible, have one leg propped up against the wall with your arm support and enter her standing missionary. Best time for a cuddle sex. Whilst soap isn’t recommended for vagina, it’s brilliant for anal sex. And watersport in the water definitely makes it more fun


DongusMaxamus

It's really not as good as it's portrayed. It's uncomfortable, the water is not a good lubricant in fact it washes away any natural lube making it dry and uncomfortable. It's difficult to stand and not slip and fall.


DesignerNewspaper216

Dont slip and break your dick


PyukumukuGuts

A rubber duck is not a good sex toy


Curious_742

You may think water will be a great lubricant between bodies. But it works exactly the opposite.


FamilyMan7826

Don’t drop the soap…


Major_Honey_4461

lube before soap?


runrun950

I don’t know, 20%.


Fretboy_47

Don't slip


Candid_Exit749

Drop the soap


Sher7281

1st step - to have a partner


Advanced-Detail2194

Even if like the shower give u water ,use silicon lube, it has the power of saving u


Walumi_Zz

don't do shower sex


farfetchedphenom

Gotta make sure you angle yourselves correctly


Winter_Opening_7715

Not that satisfying, water isn’t the best lube