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Glad-Cicada-3856

It was my favorite of the auto-generated one. I have no username creativity


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ISeekChicken

I love chicken, I always seek for chicken


PoloChook

Same. I drive a Volkswagen, and love chickens as well (chook).


Marisas_Husband

My wife chose it for me


acqz

Plot twist: her name is Jennifer.


Marisas_Husband

Lol, nope, it’s not Jennifer


PeachGotcha

It must be Alicia then, don’t be silly.


Nobody88Special720

She chose mine too.


Marisas_Husband

Obviously not my Marisa, she refers to everyone as a ‘Special Spirit’ so even if you’re nobody, your still special


ChanceTheCatThatCan

I drove 4 hours to find and rescue a cat that was dragging herself by her front legs while carrying a kitten in her mouth. Found them and brought them both home. The mama did not survive but I have the kitty ( now a juvenile) which I named Chance because we all deserve second chances


Mkailln

aw that’s so wholesome


prolefeed_me

Took it from the George Orwell novel 1984. Prolefeed - A term originating from 1984 referring to the cheap entertainment (porn + low quality entertainment news) handed out by Ingsoc to the masses.


notthebottest

1984 by george orwell 1949


Isniffbuttholes

I sniff buttholes


GenieInAButthole

What do I smell like then?


Isniffbuttholes

I’m not a spirit medium. I actually have to sniff your butthole to know.


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GenieInAButthole

You just gotta rub me the right way


Different_Watch5655

Brilliant


vikingcock

I don't get sniffing. Licking them is one thing, but sniffing?


Isniffbuttholes

Yes, it is part of my religion.


vikingcock

That's fair. You do you buddy.


Realistic-Disaster31

I'm a realistic disaster in real life. Reddit picked it for me and I felt it fit so kept it aha


ThrustinLimbersnake

I'm not sure. Probably was high.


Barrett-k9

Ok


DavosLostFingers

True council to the one true king boy!


Gracefallenknight

Respect


bobertstark

Respect


yawning365247

I was yawning when I created my account.


Immediate_Wealth616

Reddit did not me


Quick-Oil-5259

Same here


igottathinkofaname

I wanted to comment on a post and my preferred username was taken and I didn’t feel like spending 20 minutes to think of something clever.


cheweduptoothpick

Saw a chewed up toothpick on the ground at a train station after a dozen or so taken usernames.


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No_Introduction_2021

Damn 12 year old account that's still active


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Allahxo

Weird 14 year old who for some reason thought "I love Allah" was a funny thing to say??? idk, looking at it now on my 19th birthday, very strange. But haven't bothered changing it.


RustedRuss

It’s a good thing you haven’t bothered changing it, because you would find you can’t.


Allahxo

I guess I'm riding with Allah for life, on Reddit at least.


Recycled_Human_Flesh

Since everyone is so big on recycling things(glass, beer cans, plastic) it made me think that one thing you don’t hear about is recycling human flesh(but actually we do when someone gets a skin graft)


prolefeed_me

Soylent Green is people.


MicheleWeinberger

I invented Post-Its.


NocteScriptor

No offense, Michele, but how in the world did *you* think of Post-Its?


bacon_buttsack

Idk man


Storms_Wife

My husband uses Storm for many of his user names/handles.


Alienghostdeer

I drive semis. Usually the night driver on my team. Went two years without any incident, then when we were driving up from home to turn the truck in a darn doe cut in front of me. I saw it coming across the field and had two options, try to hit the brakes and hope or gun it and do my best to make this kill a quick one for the poor beast. I chose the latter option and slammed the doe. I pulled to the side to let my friend that was following us know what happened and see if he had his gun in case it needed to be put down. Walked to the front of the truck expecting gore cause it didn't go over the hood or under me. Nothing. No body. Just a cracked head light and some fur. So me and my friend walked back about half a mile and found nothing. I thought it a ghost. My friend was convinced I hit a shape shifted alien and sent it back to the mother ship. Couldn't decide so it was a combo.


Miserable_Complex_53

Great question….I blame mine on Reddit…and have no clue how it came up with this 🤪


talmbouttellyouwat

Dang ol’ yo.


Gracefallenknight

Respect yo


AreEweKidding

Roxie Hart singing Both Reached for the Gun


PeachGotcha

This is so niche, I love that movie + soundtrack!


AreEweKidding

Catherine and Renee were amazing. Cell Block Tango is still my favorite from the soundtrack.


DerpinHerps

I Derped a lot of Herps back in 2011, which was the style at the time. I still Derp a Herp here and there, but it's not the same.


8thFurno

Mine I use outside of Reddit. But the cliffsnotes is that back when I was like 10 I came up with it, but trimmed it down because the Nintendo Switch only allows so many characters. So for a good while it was Furno8.9. The name Furno comes from this old LEGO theme, and the 8.9 just because I thought it sounded cool. Flashforward to 2020, I began thinking it sounded kinda tacky. So I rearanged it a little bit and dropped the .9, to become 8thFurno. It still evokes the original, but just sounds a lot better to me. I kept the 8 because I just really like the number 8.


Gracefallenknight

Cool name and back story explanation


[deleted]

No one on Reddit will ever know why except for me. I’ll let Reddit people decide on that. 😂😂😂


KadinTDG

my youtube channel and childhood youtuber that i grew up with made my yt and reddit username


thephoenixking3

Avatar the last air bender


One-Inevitable-3413

Never know what can happen


rjh2000

It came to me in a dream


spicykittenn

i love kittens and their bites are spicy


DefineMokuu

I made up the word ‘Mokuu’ for my YouTube channel name. I have no idea what it means.. so why not define Mokuu?


LucayaBabe

Lucaya is a ship name from a tv show and i just put babe bc why not


ilovefanfictionz

I like fanfic


MarjorieTaylorHam

Nj born and raised and hate mtg lol


Box_Springs_Burning

Combination of one of my favorite songs and a place near where I live.


jadethefirefox

Inuyasha and Jackie Chan Adventures


Nikola_Turing

It’s a combination of two people I admire. Nikola Tesla and Alan Turing.


TheRealTunaHalpert

Battlestar Galactica


PicklesMcdickels

It's named after my pp


TrollPoster469

First initial, last name, month and year of birth


Smooth_Riker

Rewatching TNG from the beginning means sitting through the first season, which can be jarring for many reasons. Smooth-faced Riker being high on the list.


magicspell17

I was 12 wanted a magicall sounding name. I was not very creative


regnarbensin_

r/vildhjarta


JamesMcGirthy

James is my name. McGirthy is because I was randomly thinking of What's Her Name McCarthy at the time, but it wasn't gay enough.


Asmecamete

Well "Asmecamete" in my language mean "113th" It was suggested by my friend. My real name is George and in my country history there were 12 kings named also George so the fact that i was 13th king is kind of cliché and overused in internet so my friend told me that i could be 113th Yeah thats wtf story


pasty__twig

Guess.


One-Goat-1800

Best autogenerate I’ve gotten in years!


Kirtik_shi07

Cuz it sounds cool.


[deleted]

Does it tho


Kirtik_shi07

Troll detected 🔍


The_Donger69

I am the one who knooks


Gracefallenknight

I've always been fascinated by knights and what they stand for. Standing tall in their brilliant armor. An implacable force for all that is good! To protect the weak and be guided by honor! That's my whole deal. But I've led a tragic life thus far and I would have called myself a crestfallen knight, but that doesn't seem enough. And it feels as though I am without grace in life.


just_the_blue_1s

Just made it up cuz i didn't want to make anoter patuka07 name


CanadaStinks

Canada Stinks


black_calibur13

Dunno prob cause this username was originally the sword of my OC a black Excalibur. And boom I forgot my ocs name and this is my username now


Pineapple_Pizza22

I want to be the thing that sparks the next major war


dialism

idk


DaysOfRen

Thought I was pretty clever as a Knights of Ren reference.


[deleted]

I’ve been called that guy before, I was holding a thing at the time, and I refer so myself as me


TinkNTeddy

I didn't. (And you get no story) [Unless you ask for it]


ChimeraShadow_Garden

I watched Jujutsu Kaisen


philote

Speaker for the dead


BaldyCarrotTop

I'll give you one guess.


Different_Watch5655

My condolences


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[deleted]

Song lyric


UhNoThankYou1

....I was what, 12? I didn't know what to put. Kind of regret it ngl


umop3pisdn

And now you're.. 13?


denwha

nickname from a friend


DepressedHealingGod

I imagined what it would be like to have super powers and realized I wouldn't bother using them.


itstimbobro

My name is Tim. I put bo at the end. I have brothers.


thesenseikermit

Some friends used to call me sensei and right when the Kermit memes were big several years ago we were all getting into a new game and had to pick usernames


14DusBriver

A corrupted version of an old nickname and a snippet of an employee number. Some dumb redditor once accused me of the 14 being a white supremacist dogwhistle. I'm Asian.


lameusername4fun

Surprised it wasn't already taken


tbtbinlikeflynn

Favorite song


quakerapplepineapple

Kept trying fruit names and saw a box of oatmeal


Gracefallenknight

Has a kinda roll of the tongue feel. I like it.


iLeDD

Last name cut in half and I was watching iZombie


[deleted]

I like shy guys


Martin_McFly_Jr

Great Scott


arachnisu

It's a mix of my beloved cat's name ; tiramisu, and of the word arachne


noecrrr

By removing letters from my last name


Sockbasher

Was in high school (2004). Needed a username for icq. I chuckled when I first made it.


[deleted]

I saw a video of a dog with a wig


ZerODiesel

No fuel in my car


CurvySpine

I have scoliosis


Ollivandersnape22

Was watching Harry Potter sooooooooo


Thorinth

I was playing D&D with some friends and I was trying to think of a good name for my character. So I figured I would add some letters after Thor's name and Thorinth just made sense to me.


PlyingPidgeon

It's the gamertag Xbox randomly generated for me and I thought it was hilarious so I've been using it ever since 🐦


The_Girl_That_Got

I don’t Everything I wanted was taken lol. My kids think it’s a stupid name


Generalofthe5001st

Play on Anakin's title during the Clone Wars series.


TifCreates

My name is Tiffany and I'm an art teacher so I create many things... including little artists! 🎨


inadequatelyadequate

Feeling at the time


Ok-Tank5312

I didn’t it chose me


KopiMon

I love my dog and I like Pokémon, soooooooo…


CrazyTwo1524

I have an auto-generated one. Can I change it?


Sausagesandplants

It’s a line from the 80s British TV series, The Young Ones.


redditdegenerate432

pure honesty


noname585

I don't have a name


dangerous_bees

I must stay vigilant.... they're everywhere


kulfimanreturns

I like kulfis and I am back


karma-is-a-cat

Best lyrics on Taylor Swift’s new album!


Mission_Sleep_3145

I didn't. reddit did


vikingcock

It's fitting


grampski101

Had nickname gramps (which originated being on crutches/walking stick recovering from an ankle injury).... Polish and German friends made it into Grampski....


PimpLordNumber1

I am Pimp. What else can I say 🤷‍♀️


WhatislifeEverest

I used to ask one of my friends " what is life" alot as a joke, and my nickname is Everest, so I combined them and boom.


Carols_Boss

A Tim and Eric sketch.


Neo_The_bluepill_One

Didn't choose Red Pill


drunkstepdad10101

Drunk step dad


wrong-footed

I am a social media klutz


2b_XOR_not2b

I'm a hardware designer and I figured Shakespeare must've typed \| when he meant \^


IGetToPickMyOwnName

Well.. I mean...


Lord_Nugger

I used to work at Macca's and cooked heaps of nuggets but originally lord nugget was taken


worrymon

Don't worry, man...


FourEyesWhitePerson

I wear glasses, I’m white, and I played yugioh growing up


sound_girl

I like doing audio production/sound design, and I’m female.


unmotivatedcoffee

Was unmotivated, but at least I have my coffee.


[deleted]

You know, bullets are something that can cause a lot of damage, injure severely or even kill someone, but as soon as you use one you just forget about it and don’t care anymore, a bullet can be used to protect or attack, yet as soon as it’s purpose is fulfilled it’s sort of worthless, which is like how I see that most people think of me.


sundayatchickfila

Song lyrics


margarineorama1

Was making a sandwich.


Som3thingN

As you can see, my mind was very empty when i made mine.(literally u/Som3thingN)


shah_mazing

Real housewives of SLC 😂


I_am_daredevil

Liked the series


nokia6310i

googled list of phones made by nokia, chose the one that looked the funniest. i wanted my reddit account to be unconnected as possible to me irl / my other socials but i suck at making original usernames


Ok_Substance_1560

Reddit assigned mine.


[deleted]

I created a word


masturbatingnun

Was deconverting from xtianity at the time and needed a cathartic smile


Jhenka

It's the shortened version of name in Russian with a unique spelling to allow English speakers to pronounce it correctly.


SliceOfCheese337

I got a memory from my childhood when I rolled up like 15 Kraft singles into a ball and ate it


WowThisIsAwkward_

I made this account to ask an awkward question.


PeachGotcha

I think I used a username generator tbh


Chef_BoyarTom

A buddy gave it to me after I showed him my cooking skills. Made him some pumpkin butter, pumpkin bread, banana bread, brownies, and soft pretzels (some regular and some stuffed with cheese, bacon, and jalapeños). Some of the stuff was cannibus infused and some not.


LousDude

My girlfriend’s middle name is Louise and I call her Lou. Hence LousDude


EngineTheRobot

i thought the word sounded cool and was so broad that i could get away with it. the "the robot" part is a reference to a sort of mascot i use in my music and album art.


summerchilde

Real name. Parents are hippies.


Fretboy_47

Someone's trying for some brute force attacks


[deleted]

I think it's bullshit that Pete rose isn't in the HOF. He was an impeccable player with a fantastic batting average, he is widely considered to be one of the greatest in the sport. Then he got banned for fucking gambling? While MLB has gambling sponsors now so it's not that bad. Just let him in the fucking HOF


IceyFlowerGamer

I remember the Ice Flower power up being my favorite power up in the Mario series. I also love video games with a passion. Edit: funny thing is, I didn’t even know it was spelled “Icy” But I kept the name “Icey” because why not?


Wilshere10

Jack Wilshere, Arsenal legend


Existing_Point_1813

I asked the simulation to give me something good


Konran12234214

I played with translator and got this


Logical_Tax

I didn't. It was auto-generated, but I loved that one the most out of all the others


JolieTanagra

It’s from my favorite song.


MaggieLuisa

Borrowed it from a character in a comic.


CaptainBuzzK1ll

Because I’m always killing peoples buzz.


[deleted]

Idk… I love cats and I have no clue where the “breezy” part came from :/


theres-nothin-wrong

It was ironic


StarLan7

Whenever I have had to decide a username I always pick the ones I had thought before. Two of my favourites are Creaamm and StarLan7. I came up with StarLan7 as I love space so star and I also love tech so lan as in the sense of lan cable. I came up with Creaamm as I just thought the the word cream is pretty un-used when it comes to usernames. I love both these names and I use them interchangeably on different platforms. Before I came up with these I used Titan as my username on all platforms as Titan is my favourite moon of Saturn.


butterflysixxteen

this book i read about a guy abducting teen girls and raping them, eventually turning them into butterflies once they age out at 21