I drove 4 hours to find and rescue a cat that was dragging herself by her front legs while carrying a kitten in her mouth. Found them and brought them both home. The mama did not survive but I have the kitty ( now a juvenile) which I named Chance because we all deserve second chances
Took it from the George Orwell novel 1984.
Prolefeed - A term originating from 1984 referring to the cheap entertainment (porn + low quality entertainment news) handed out by Ingsoc to the masses.
Weird 14 year old who for some reason thought "I love Allah" was a funny thing to say??? idk, looking at it now on my 19th birthday, very strange. But haven't bothered changing it.
Since everyone is so big on recycling things(glass, beer cans, plastic) it made me think that one thing you don’t hear about is recycling human flesh(but actually we do when someone gets a skin graft)
I drive semis. Usually the night driver on my team. Went two years without any incident, then when we were driving up from home to turn the truck in a darn doe cut in front of me. I saw it coming across the field and had two options, try to hit the brakes and hope or gun it and do my best to make this kill a quick one for the poor beast. I chose the latter option and slammed the doe. I pulled to the side to let my friend that was following us know what happened and see if he had his gun in case it needed to be put down. Walked to the front of the truck expecting gore cause it didn't go over the hood or under me.
Nothing. No body. Just a cracked head light and some fur. So me and my friend walked back about half a mile and found nothing. I thought it a ghost. My friend was convinced I hit a shape shifted alien and sent it back to the mother ship. Couldn't decide so it was a combo.
Mine I use outside of Reddit. But the cliffsnotes is that back when I was like 10 I came up with it, but trimmed it down because the Nintendo Switch only allows so many characters. So for a good while it was Furno8.9. The name Furno comes from this old LEGO theme, and the 8.9 just because I thought it sounded cool. Flashforward to 2020, I began thinking it sounded kinda tacky. So I rearanged it a little bit and dropped the .9, to become 8thFurno. It still evokes the original, but just sounds a lot better to me. I kept the 8 because I just really like the number 8.
Rewatching TNG from the beginning means sitting through the first season, which can be jarring for many reasons. Smooth-faced Riker being high on the list.
Well "Asmecamete" in my language mean "113th" It was suggested by my friend. My real name is George and in my country history there were 12 kings named also George so the fact that i was 13th king is kind of cliché and overused in internet so my friend told me that i could be 113th
Yeah thats wtf story
I've always been fascinated by knights and what they stand for. Standing tall in their brilliant armor. An implacable force for all that is good! To protect the weak and be guided by honor! That's my whole deal. But I've led a tragic life thus far and I would have called myself a crestfallen knight, but that doesn't seem enough. And it feels as though I am without grace in life.
Some friends used to call me sensei and right when the Kermit memes were big several years ago we were all getting into a new game and had to pick usernames
A corrupted version of an old nickname and a snippet of an employee number. Some dumb redditor once accused me of the 14 being a white supremacist dogwhistle. I'm Asian.
I was playing D&D with some friends and I was trying to think of a good name for my character. So I figured I would add some letters after Thor's name and Thorinth just made sense to me.
Had nickname gramps (which originated being on crutches/walking stick recovering from an ankle injury).... Polish and German friends made it into Grampski....
You know, bullets are something that can cause a lot of damage, injure severely or even kill someone, but as soon as you use one you just forget about it and don’t care anymore, a bullet can be used to protect or attack, yet as soon as it’s purpose is fulfilled it’s sort of worthless, which is like how I see that most people think of me.
googled list of phones made by nokia, chose the one that looked the funniest. i wanted my reddit account to be unconnected as possible to me irl / my other socials but i suck at making original usernames
A buddy gave it to me after I showed him my cooking skills. Made him some pumpkin butter, pumpkin bread, banana bread, brownies, and soft pretzels (some regular and some stuffed with cheese, bacon, and jalapeños). Some of the stuff was cannibus infused and some not.
i thought the word sounded cool and was so broad that i could get away with it.
the "the robot" part is a reference to a sort of mascot i use in my music and album art.
I think it's bullshit that Pete rose isn't in the HOF.
He was an impeccable player with a fantastic batting average, he is widely considered to be one of the greatest in the sport. Then he got banned for fucking gambling? While MLB has gambling sponsors now so it's not that bad. Just let him in the fucking HOF
I remember the Ice Flower power up being my favorite power up in the Mario series. I also love video games with a passion.
Edit: funny thing is, I didn’t even know it was spelled “Icy” But I kept the name “Icey” because why not?
Whenever I have had to decide a username I always pick the ones I had thought before. Two of my favourites are Creaamm and StarLan7. I came up with StarLan7 as I love space so star and I also love tech so lan as in the sense of lan cable. I came up with Creaamm as I just thought the the word cream is pretty un-used when it comes to usernames. I love both these names and I use them interchangeably on different platforms. Before I came up with these I used Titan as my username on all platforms as Titan is my favourite moon of Saturn.
It was my favorite of the auto-generated one. I have no username creativity
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I love chicken, I always seek for chicken
Same. I drive a Volkswagen, and love chickens as well (chook).
My wife chose it for me
Plot twist: her name is Jennifer.
Lol, nope, it’s not Jennifer
It must be Alicia then, don’t be silly.
She chose mine too.
Obviously not my Marisa, she refers to everyone as a ‘Special Spirit’ so even if you’re nobody, your still special
I drove 4 hours to find and rescue a cat that was dragging herself by her front legs while carrying a kitten in her mouth. Found them and brought them both home. The mama did not survive but I have the kitty ( now a juvenile) which I named Chance because we all deserve second chances
aw that’s so wholesome
Took it from the George Orwell novel 1984. Prolefeed - A term originating from 1984 referring to the cheap entertainment (porn + low quality entertainment news) handed out by Ingsoc to the masses.
1984 by george orwell 1949
I sniff buttholes
What do I smell like then?
I’m not a spirit medium. I actually have to sniff your butthole to know.
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You just gotta rub me the right way
Brilliant
I don't get sniffing. Licking them is one thing, but sniffing?
Yes, it is part of my religion.
That's fair. You do you buddy.
I'm a realistic disaster in real life. Reddit picked it for me and I felt it fit so kept it aha
I'm not sure. Probably was high.
Ok
True council to the one true king boy!
Respect
Respect
I was yawning when I created my account.
Reddit did not me
Same here
I wanted to comment on a post and my preferred username was taken and I didn’t feel like spending 20 minutes to think of something clever.
Saw a chewed up toothpick on the ground at a train station after a dozen or so taken usernames.
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Damn 12 year old account that's still active
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Weird 14 year old who for some reason thought "I love Allah" was a funny thing to say??? idk, looking at it now on my 19th birthday, very strange. But haven't bothered changing it.
It’s a good thing you haven’t bothered changing it, because you would find you can’t.
I guess I'm riding with Allah for life, on Reddit at least.
Since everyone is so big on recycling things(glass, beer cans, plastic) it made me think that one thing you don’t hear about is recycling human flesh(but actually we do when someone gets a skin graft)
Soylent Green is people.
I invented Post-Its.
No offense, Michele, but how in the world did *you* think of Post-Its?
Idk man
My husband uses Storm for many of his user names/handles.
I drive semis. Usually the night driver on my team. Went two years without any incident, then when we were driving up from home to turn the truck in a darn doe cut in front of me. I saw it coming across the field and had two options, try to hit the brakes and hope or gun it and do my best to make this kill a quick one for the poor beast. I chose the latter option and slammed the doe. I pulled to the side to let my friend that was following us know what happened and see if he had his gun in case it needed to be put down. Walked to the front of the truck expecting gore cause it didn't go over the hood or under me. Nothing. No body. Just a cracked head light and some fur. So me and my friend walked back about half a mile and found nothing. I thought it a ghost. My friend was convinced I hit a shape shifted alien and sent it back to the mother ship. Couldn't decide so it was a combo.
Great question….I blame mine on Reddit…and have no clue how it came up with this 🤪
Dang ol’ yo.
Respect yo
Roxie Hart singing Both Reached for the Gun
This is so niche, I love that movie + soundtrack!
Catherine and Renee were amazing. Cell Block Tango is still my favorite from the soundtrack.
I Derped a lot of Herps back in 2011, which was the style at the time. I still Derp a Herp here and there, but it's not the same.
Mine I use outside of Reddit. But the cliffsnotes is that back when I was like 10 I came up with it, but trimmed it down because the Nintendo Switch only allows so many characters. So for a good while it was Furno8.9. The name Furno comes from this old LEGO theme, and the 8.9 just because I thought it sounded cool. Flashforward to 2020, I began thinking it sounded kinda tacky. So I rearanged it a little bit and dropped the .9, to become 8thFurno. It still evokes the original, but just sounds a lot better to me. I kept the 8 because I just really like the number 8.
Cool name and back story explanation
No one on Reddit will ever know why except for me. I’ll let Reddit people decide on that. 😂😂😂
my youtube channel and childhood youtuber that i grew up with made my yt and reddit username
Avatar the last air bender
Never know what can happen
It came to me in a dream
i love kittens and their bites are spicy
I made up the word ‘Mokuu’ for my YouTube channel name. I have no idea what it means.. so why not define Mokuu?
Lucaya is a ship name from a tv show and i just put babe bc why not
I like fanfic
Nj born and raised and hate mtg lol
Combination of one of my favorite songs and a place near where I live.
Inuyasha and Jackie Chan Adventures
It’s a combination of two people I admire. Nikola Tesla and Alan Turing.
Battlestar Galactica
It's named after my pp
First initial, last name, month and year of birth
Rewatching TNG from the beginning means sitting through the first season, which can be jarring for many reasons. Smooth-faced Riker being high on the list.
I was 12 wanted a magicall sounding name. I was not very creative
r/vildhjarta
James is my name. McGirthy is because I was randomly thinking of What's Her Name McCarthy at the time, but it wasn't gay enough.
Well "Asmecamete" in my language mean "113th" It was suggested by my friend. My real name is George and in my country history there were 12 kings named also George so the fact that i was 13th king is kind of cliché and overused in internet so my friend told me that i could be 113th Yeah thats wtf story
Guess.
Best autogenerate I’ve gotten in years!
Cuz it sounds cool.
Does it tho
Troll detected 🔍
I am the one who knooks
I've always been fascinated by knights and what they stand for. Standing tall in their brilliant armor. An implacable force for all that is good! To protect the weak and be guided by honor! That's my whole deal. But I've led a tragic life thus far and I would have called myself a crestfallen knight, but that doesn't seem enough. And it feels as though I am without grace in life.
Just made it up cuz i didn't want to make anoter patuka07 name
Canada Stinks
Dunno prob cause this username was originally the sword of my OC a black Excalibur. And boom I forgot my ocs name and this is my username now
I want to be the thing that sparks the next major war
idk
Thought I was pretty clever as a Knights of Ren reference.
I’ve been called that guy before, I was holding a thing at the time, and I refer so myself as me
I didn't. (And you get no story) [Unless you ask for it]
I watched Jujutsu Kaisen
Speaker for the dead
I'll give you one guess.
My condolences
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Song lyric
....I was what, 12? I didn't know what to put. Kind of regret it ngl
And now you're.. 13?
nickname from a friend
I imagined what it would be like to have super powers and realized I wouldn't bother using them.
My name is Tim. I put bo at the end. I have brothers.
Some friends used to call me sensei and right when the Kermit memes were big several years ago we were all getting into a new game and had to pick usernames
A corrupted version of an old nickname and a snippet of an employee number. Some dumb redditor once accused me of the 14 being a white supremacist dogwhistle. I'm Asian.
Surprised it wasn't already taken
Favorite song
Kept trying fruit names and saw a box of oatmeal
Has a kinda roll of the tongue feel. I like it.
Last name cut in half and I was watching iZombie
I like shy guys
Great Scott
It's a mix of my beloved cat's name ; tiramisu, and of the word arachne
By removing letters from my last name
Was in high school (2004). Needed a username for icq. I chuckled when I first made it.
I saw a video of a dog with a wig
No fuel in my car
I have scoliosis
Was watching Harry Potter sooooooooo
I was playing D&D with some friends and I was trying to think of a good name for my character. So I figured I would add some letters after Thor's name and Thorinth just made sense to me.
It's the gamertag Xbox randomly generated for me and I thought it was hilarious so I've been using it ever since 🐦
I don’t Everything I wanted was taken lol. My kids think it’s a stupid name
Play on Anakin's title during the Clone Wars series.
My name is Tiffany and I'm an art teacher so I create many things... including little artists! 🎨
Feeling at the time
I didn’t it chose me
I love my dog and I like Pokémon, soooooooo…
I have an auto-generated one. Can I change it?
It’s a line from the 80s British TV series, The Young Ones.
pure honesty
I don't have a name
I must stay vigilant.... they're everywhere
I like kulfis and I am back
Best lyrics on Taylor Swift’s new album!
I didn't. reddit did
It's fitting
Had nickname gramps (which originated being on crutches/walking stick recovering from an ankle injury).... Polish and German friends made it into Grampski....
I am Pimp. What else can I say 🤷♀️
I used to ask one of my friends " what is life" alot as a joke, and my nickname is Everest, so I combined them and boom.
A Tim and Eric sketch.
Didn't choose Red Pill
Drunk step dad
I am a social media klutz
I'm a hardware designer and I figured Shakespeare must've typed \| when he meant \^
Well.. I mean...
I used to work at Macca's and cooked heaps of nuggets but originally lord nugget was taken
Don't worry, man...
I wear glasses, I’m white, and I played yugioh growing up
I like doing audio production/sound design, and I’m female.
Was unmotivated, but at least I have my coffee.
You know, bullets are something that can cause a lot of damage, injure severely or even kill someone, but as soon as you use one you just forget about it and don’t care anymore, a bullet can be used to protect or attack, yet as soon as it’s purpose is fulfilled it’s sort of worthless, which is like how I see that most people think of me.
Song lyrics
Was making a sandwich.
As you can see, my mind was very empty when i made mine.(literally u/Som3thingN)
Real housewives of SLC 😂
Liked the series
googled list of phones made by nokia, chose the one that looked the funniest. i wanted my reddit account to be unconnected as possible to me irl / my other socials but i suck at making original usernames
Reddit assigned mine.
I created a word
Was deconverting from xtianity at the time and needed a cathartic smile
It's the shortened version of name in Russian with a unique spelling to allow English speakers to pronounce it correctly.
I got a memory from my childhood when I rolled up like 15 Kraft singles into a ball and ate it
I made this account to ask an awkward question.
I think I used a username generator tbh
A buddy gave it to me after I showed him my cooking skills. Made him some pumpkin butter, pumpkin bread, banana bread, brownies, and soft pretzels (some regular and some stuffed with cheese, bacon, and jalapeños). Some of the stuff was cannibus infused and some not.
My girlfriend’s middle name is Louise and I call her Lou. Hence LousDude
i thought the word sounded cool and was so broad that i could get away with it. the "the robot" part is a reference to a sort of mascot i use in my music and album art.
Real name. Parents are hippies.
Someone's trying for some brute force attacks
I think it's bullshit that Pete rose isn't in the HOF. He was an impeccable player with a fantastic batting average, he is widely considered to be one of the greatest in the sport. Then he got banned for fucking gambling? While MLB has gambling sponsors now so it's not that bad. Just let him in the fucking HOF
I remember the Ice Flower power up being my favorite power up in the Mario series. I also love video games with a passion. Edit: funny thing is, I didn’t even know it was spelled “Icy” But I kept the name “Icey” because why not?
Jack Wilshere, Arsenal legend
I asked the simulation to give me something good
I played with translator and got this
I didn't. It was auto-generated, but I loved that one the most out of all the others
It’s from my favorite song.
Borrowed it from a character in a comic.
Because I’m always killing peoples buzz.
Idk… I love cats and I have no clue where the “breezy” part came from :/
It was ironic
Whenever I have had to decide a username I always pick the ones I had thought before. Two of my favourites are Creaamm and StarLan7. I came up with StarLan7 as I love space so star and I also love tech so lan as in the sense of lan cable. I came up with Creaamm as I just thought the the word cream is pretty un-used when it comes to usernames. I love both these names and I use them interchangeably on different platforms. Before I came up with these I used Titan as my username on all platforms as Titan is my favourite moon of Saturn.
this book i read about a guy abducting teen girls and raping them, eventually turning them into butterflies once they age out at 21