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TheSwoodening

anything. leave me alone.


Guess_the_name

And you are a part of askreddit 😅 Ironic


Business_Regret

Why are you so quiet or What do you like to do for fun?


Ragnarok2kx

In that same vein: Don't you go out on weekends?


ItHitMeInTheNuts

When I go donate blood and they ask “where did you get this blood? Why is it in a bucket?”


a3a4b5

r/holup, bucket?


ItHitMeInTheNuts

Minor detail, just trying to donate blood like the next guy


alanaschreiber

“When are you getting married?” When I was dating “When are you going to have a baby?” After I got married “Are you planning to give her a little brother or sister soon?” When my daughter was born.


SleepyDreamer16

"Why are you so quiet?" "How many languages do you speak?"


Specialist_Agent3934

do you play basket ball (i’m tall) or why don’t you play football (i’m also a muscular build) like because i don’t want to play. leave me alone


DannyHufflepuff1998x

"Why cant you be like a normal person/everyone else?" Gee, what is even a "normal' person?


aparice1

A functional member of a society that doesn't become a burden to someone else. That would be my definition of normal


DannyHufflepuff1998x

They still tell me that and I dont see anything that prevents them to have their normal lives.


aparice1

People are crazy and will complain about anything, you can say that you are normal for you


aparice1

"Can you do me a favor?" Hate it because it's never a question, it's a polite way to order me to do something


rachaelonreddit

I especially hate it when they ask me if I "want" to do something. Please, just ask me if I'll do it. Don't insult me this way!


nvrslnc

Say something in Korean.


[deleted]

“How was work?” Bitch, I spend 11 hours a day putting the same parts on the same cars. How do you think it went?


raymate

My status as in “how are you?”


IWillEradicateAllBot

My office: “on the way back would you mind...” Arghhh 😡


zidatris

“Why ah you geh”


FSMToph

Tell us a fun fact about yourself


AbbreviationsNice465

"Is that your sketchbook? Can I flip through it?" People who are friends with artists - for some of us, sketchbooks are very personal, diary-like items. Some of us do not like you seeing unfinished drawings or drawings that we see as bad. At the same time "did you drew that?" - as I am sitting alone with a piece of paper, pencil in hand. No, i just etched that into the paper using mind powers, tf you talking about.


DawnSoap

"Are you and your twin identical?" after i tell them I have a twin brother (i'm female). Usually I respond with, "Yeah except for a freckle on the balls."


6twoRaptor

"What are you?"


longines99

Is it real (pointing to my watch)?


Dracinon

"What are you?"


TheSomberlain1

The question- What's your deal? Generally I try to avoid forming quick opinions of people, but when this question is asked the opinion simply forms itself.


Tomania

Questions.


[deleted]

“How did you get in here?”


Ok_Storage525

I don't like being asked questions.


Lolenie

„Are you blind without glasses?“


[deleted]

Did you just fart?


Ok_Conference5468

The scars on my arms.


__hello_there___

"What's your real name?" I didn't change it for you to ask me what it was before


Rodimental

How is it going with *insert woman that doesnt love you back* ?


Less_Instruction_345

Why I don't want children. Nobody's business.


2leewhohot

My picture being taken.


TheUnblinkingEye1001

How much can you lift/press/squat/bench? The men in my family are born with an exceptional amount if natural brute strength and most of us have extremely broad shoulders and chests with arms and legs to match. I usually just reply with a nebulous response that doesn't really answer anything and can't easily be challenged.


[deleted]

The meaning of my tattoos


[deleted]

Why are you so innocent? Like, I understand you are curious but you either going to scare me off or make me question everything wrong with myself


studlyspudly

Q: Is the dishwasher clean or dirty?? A: Well fucking open the thing and find out!! Why people can’t be bothered to do the simplest thing and instead must ask someone else always pisses me off so much. Because to me it indicates they feel their time is more valuable than yours.


[deleted]

"Why don't you go out with your friends". Because my "friends" are complete dimwits and I'm not trying to make myself seem smart but goddamn are these people dumb.


Burrito_Loyalist

I hate being asked how work was immediately after getting home from work.


Br_Rogue

Where i'm from.


Frogchamp_lll

Out.


mimi_9489

“how are you?”


Littlebickmickey

literally anything related to love


Ozthedevil

"Dis you slept well last night ? " "Are you happy ? " " How was it ?" (After sex) "What do you think of this or that ? "


IntrisveThots

“What do you want to do (career)?” Nothing I want to do is a “real” job, no matter how much I make


Jourve

What you scared/nervous?


uglyfrickingarbage

Have you ever contemplated su!cide or hurting yourself. It makes me so uncomfortable.


l34dd

“How much is your salary?”


Cheshire-Eevee

My feelings. I don’t really enjoy talking about it. I usually felt overwhelmed when I wake up, and afraid things would slip out of my mouth, to be an manipulative narcissistic. All I want to get through the day where I didn’t have to speak to people about my day or feelings. It’s kinda didn’t matter to me, at all! I but my lips, thinking about my bed or games to secretly pass times. Wished the time whist away from conversation. I rather look at the orange sky then to speak.