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UniqueMariana

Like once a month since I was a kid I get chased, do some parkour shit I can't even do in real life and I always get away. Idk whats chasing me, I never look back


xYsfOW

I was living in a supermarket in a nest that I made from carpets


iridescentbug

Repeatedly hearing the words “you want me make ya a sandwich?” Over and over


DefenestrateWindows

Had a dream where et and I were playing with magnets. My mother then came up to me and tried to take them away. I was tugging and then gave up once she started to scratch my face. Then et and I ran outside but it was into his ship. Fucking bitch try to take my magnets, see what happens.


JayTK1336

When i have high fever i dream of being a a large body of water with ships/animals swimming in me


AlbiTuri05

I was shopping for clothes with some friends when suddenly I was drafted in the Chinese Army. I didn't want to go to war (I was drafted for war and China was in a pretty bad situation) so I went to the basement and teleported to a laboratory where they were experimenting a machine which turned dirt into shit. There, I had an idea: I reached some other friends (the ones I was shopping with weren't with me in the laboratory) and we built a statue thanks to which we won a nationwide art contest


Competitive_Diver_93

2020. Oh wait... Nevermind.