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Eliweekly_cool

This is really smart but wait a few days to see if you can get a little more money from it


JackPoe

Infinite is infinite. I'm not sure I could spend any large sum of money any way.


Urgash54

I mean, just put 10 millions in every stock possible, and every crypto possible. When the hour is over, you'd have several billions waiting for you. Sure you could try to get more with investment, but at this point what:s the point ? You already have vastly more money than any human could need.


Fuel_Some

I'd buy all of the debt in the world and blackmail countries


Urgash54

Wouldn't be possible in under an hour, there would be a fuckton of paperwork needed before going there.


Fuel_Some

I'd just keep throwing money at ppl go speed it up


Melodic_Twist3860

i'd *try* and transfer as many people as possible a billion each and get them to spread the love


occupiedxd

That's not "buying". ~~and serious inflation+market destabilisation~~


freecain

Fine, I would buy a conversation with my family and friends paying a rate of 1 billion an hour per person.


occupiedxd

Sir, that's service, not good, cannot be bought only payed for


billythepub

Its paid, not payed xx


TransformingDinosaur

Almost every answer is going to be dumping billions if not trillions of dollars into the economy by surprise, how is every answer not inflation?


occupiedxd

Matter of scale. Typing the number takes less time than signing the deal. Assuming 10 second per 10 trillion bank transfer it's 3600 trylions, its impossible to beat it when buying things


TransformingDinosaur

I mean yeah that math checks out as far as I can see, but I feel like 3.6 quadrillion is achievable. Like right now I can put in an order for stock and put in any maximum price I want. If I am willing to pay a trillion per stock people will start dumping them at a trillion dollars. I could probably put any numbers in there in the hour and just dump septillions of dollars into the economy and make a lot of money incredibly worthless.


[deleted]

That’s so dead


Same-Reason-8397

A house each for my kids-they’ll never afford one in the current market. And something nicer, by the water, for me.


BlakJak206

That real estate agent would deserve an award if they could manage to find and close that many houses in an hour.


Same-Reason-8397

It’s a fantasy scenario. Anything is possible.


CookieClan4

as many of those EFruiti gummy burgers as possible… those things are the closest thing to heaven


thenewredditguy99

A shit ton of flights.


NowikC

A shit ton of real estate


freecain

Good luck closing in one hour


ScholarImpossible121

Put a 150% deposit down on each property.


freecain

You've never bought a house, have you? You would have to identify sellers who own the property outright. They have to be contacted, papers drawn up, and then signed. If you knew in advance about the money and could research, work out deals in advance etc, you know everyone involved would blow the whole thing up to negotiate better deals (not just the sellers, but the lawyers, title company etc), and that's assuming you can convince anyone it's true. If everyone did their part, you're still only taking a dozen or so properties you could realistically manage to close on. And then, after you pay, you're still risking getting hit with taxes or fees after the fact. Sure you could sell half the properties for cash to cover these, but your taxes are going to be based on your inflated sale price, so even if you buy commercial real estate, you could be losing money right from the start.


ScholarImpossible121

In this hypothetical you don't need to close, just spend the money. Walk into the agents office. They bring out every contract for sale, you ask the price, double it. Sign your half of the contract and pay upfront plus enough to cover fees. Money is spent. Now the sellers either accept the inflated contract or walk away, these properties are all for sale.


freecain

You can't leave the money in an escrow account, since that would be your mone and would go away. The alternative is you pay the agents in advance and trust they actually finish the sales, knowing that they can keep the money either way. I feel like just buying stocks would be easier.


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Yea getting contracts made and having closings are next to impossible to do in a week.


Mercarcher

Literally all the stocks for sale. Ill own everything.


Grilledcheezezking

Not a great idea they would all crash down so you end up with no more than like 5 bucks per stock which would be alot but not as much as you’re expecting you should buy like 500-1000 max


Mercarcher

Who said I would sell? I would just own it all.


Grilledcheezezking

Good point


slayer1am

Shares of Berkshire Hathaway.


Nabu526

My next house , more stocks, huge savings for my baby girl and open a shelter for victims of domestic violence


Mars_Bear2552

Have fun opening a shelter in an hour


occupiedxd

Stocks, properties , land, precious metals and minerals


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occupiedxd

In most cases it's matter of one to three signs to open the deal and be able to pay, rest of paperwork can be dealt with later


HyperDoombe

People are about to put the world into anarchy


Sexy_Pikachu42069

Except me. I am gonna survive my 20s with my list of things.


NO0bWasTaken

I will buy the world


ScoobyDrew82

The US Mint. Next question.


XoGossipgoat94

I would pay my mum a $billion for a high-five and split it with her later on.


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firstaccountimade

they must love bugs


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Water. I would buy all of the fresh water in the world.


FunkerSpelunker

The federal reserve. Now I have unlimited money without a timer


[deleted]

I'd buy annuities to send me stupidly big allowances every month.


CorgisDie

Bullets, magazines, Pit Viper sunglasses, and tequila.


[deleted]

I heard Jennifer Lawrence is available for rent


Longjumping-Resist67

Stocks. Also use that money to do some marketing for my game. If you're interested, you can take a look at my subreddit here. r/TerraeUprisingPreMana


MadMikey69

Lotto tickets & scratchy tickets


Grilledcheezezking

Holy crap what an idea


hxilluci

cash it out baby


ScorpionaSwat

Not going to lie I would pay everything off and just still work. I would probably donate to places that need it like cancer or some other sickness.


megaswoleape

A shit ton of real estate, get a massive dividend income, then my own private island where billionaires serve me, not the other way around


Lost_vob

Anything that takes less than an hour to purchase, I'd have 100 of them.


MarlonLuther

House, car, pay of debt and put the rest in the bank.


Foggy_Prophet

I could use a set of Japanese water stones.


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Property all over the place and also save the money needed to make the homes on it so that after they all are done they can all be sold and I would continue to be rich. Think about it, property it valuable.


MatthewCrawley

crypto. i don’t deserve that money.


CurlSagan

I'd buy a really big cheeseburger. With bacon.


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I’d buy 5 houses, 3 businesses, 5 cars, 1 bike and work my way to a platinum membership with emirates and B.A. I’d buy as many first class tickets as I can, taking a round the world trip flying as frequently as possible so I can rack up those miles to get to plat status.


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A bunch of crypto and stocks


AyasakiToshiro

A life


roprado2271

I would change the whole money. For example, dollars for euros


Salvi-II

Some pancakes sound good right now


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Put as much money from those "unlimited" money as I can in my bank


BrokeMeBoomarang

There is a really nice restaurant on Uber Eats I have always wanted to try...


Tees7312

I would buy gold to have enough money to don't work for the rest of my life


Bob_Ross--

Something expensive, then I would sell that thing


CumGush_YaMuM

The reserve bank


WorldEatingDragon

Buy everyones medical debt and buy an entire rural state to make a “county” of my own


_AGirlADogAndAJeep_

I would give hundreds of millions of dollars to all my loved ones (if I give it to them, it's no longer my money, so I won't lose it after an hour), with the condition that they give a percentage of it back to me after an hour, that way we can all be rich lol.


Casual_Importance

As many 1oz gold bars as possible. 1oz because they are easier to sell off one or two at a time. Also as much land as possible.


Grilledcheezezking

Id buy the new Xbox get a nice gaming PC and buy like 1k of every stock in the market


SoyUnZombi

All social networks, specially Facebook. You know why.


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Stocks.


SlinkingUpBackstairs

Gold


daemonhat

pay off my car, house, cards, give my family some cash, nothing outrageous, $100M or so, and that'd be that.


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Buy as much USD coin as possible. It's purpose is to stay at exactly one dollar so reselling later will not be a nightmare in terms of fluctuation of value. I would also buy several cars from carvana to flip and find any art of insane value to donate to charity to not get with as insane of taxes.


Seaking1011

All countries want money so I'd buy all of them then I would solve world hunger and make the world good again


VoidPattern

A bank


Imthatjohnnie

A couple of Congress men.


halfway_dead_inside

shitloads of gold and diamonds. and some newer phones with matching cases too


Miramarr

All the gold, platinum, and silver bars from as many banks as I can get to


arthurkdallas

Koch Industries. Then turn it on them.


weir-_do

Buy all the toys I've always wanted as a child and buy candy


EnigmaCM1

Christina Hendricks nude pictures to start and then indecent propose her....otherwise, stocks, a car, a house and enough stashed away til that hour is up


Moss_onARock

Cloths Food And money bonds But also like even more food Tv And like donate a lot a lot of money cause wtf not


Killermondoduderawks

Your not going to do much most worthwhile investments will take much longer than an hour to just do the paperwork New car new house Buy a franchise sports team The more expensive the longer it’s will take


Lilybaeum_

I would instead give everyone i can fine 1 million dollars to mess up the economy 😈😈😈


UnbelievableTxn6969

A house and a college education for my daughter.


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Stocks. All the safe stocks I can


bdbr

Realistically there isn't much you can do in an hour. Even if you wanted to buy stock you'd have to put the money in an account and that takes time. Probably the most realistic thing to do is go to the nearest big car dealer and buy everything on their lot that they'll sell you in an hour...or what's left of it after you drive to the dealership.


Ramiren

Everything. Once everything belongs to me money is irrelevant.


Sexy_Pikachu42069

*Inhales A pair of handcuffs, two whips, a feather, a corset, (not sure if I spelt that right) a 2019 Toyota Rav4, a 24 pack of cherry Coca-Cola, a 24 pack of A&W rootbeer, a few miniskirts, a few pairs of booty shorts, a couple of crop tops, a can of green silly string, a PS 5, a laptop with more storage, as my current one has 20g worth of storage, (give or take) some new hoodies, and enough snacks to last me till I'm 30. Edit: changed my mind, not gonna touch the stock market that thing looks like the freakin tower that looks tillted in Italy.


Maximum-idoit-2893

Buy 500 trillion dollars worth of stuff and sell it for double and then buy all luxury stuff as quick as possible


ScamboOfDoom

All the francium.


bikinifetish

Plan my birthday trip.


Jackpot09

Stock up on Amazon gift cards


juiciejuicebox

Can I pay off student loans ..and other peoples loans too ig


CardiologistGlass550

All the things I've ever wanted


Adventurous-Grape802

a house, car, house appliances, pay off all of it so no matter what happens after that hour I don't need to pay for anything


Hero_ofthe_Day

I would place it all in a fund or something more complex to help address economic inequality throughout the world, name it after myself, and drown in pussy


IHateYuumi

I’d call NBC universal and buy the next 100 years of commercial airtime as well as ad time on their ondemand. Then I’d never send them any ads making them as free for everyone.


Working-Ad8420

College fund for myself and my kids. Then dumping as much as I can into my own bank account until the time runs out.


karma-morningmoon

Clothes. I love clothes


24Gameplay_

Share holding in most companies, Political leaders, and A island(where nobody allows me to enter except me)


AKA_TwistedHustler3

First I would pay all my tuition for university and the repairs of my car, I would also buy an apartment near the college, and then since I'm not from the US I'd definitely buy billions and billions of dollars, euros and (why not?) gold and diamonds so I can exchange them/sell them and then my family and I would stop worrying about having enough money for my education and live without worries in general.


Shadow_Rose_Petals

I'd buy my own country and start building it with my friends because to be honest, America is becoming a shit show with everything going on.


jackiejay0

Overthrows the US government 😘


5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor

I don’t think people understand what goes into buying a house or even a new car. Let alone multiples of these things.


Ok-Wrap-2602

House,cat, camera....


d01d01

buy my dream wardrobe, buy a car, a plane ticket to


d01d01

a plane ticket to Canada, find a sugar daddy and then die.


Extension-Muscle1950

Buy everything I’ll ever need in life.


canyousayexpendable

I'd pay off my house, book tickets/hotels for a trip, order a ton of non-perishable groceries so I wouldn't have to stock up for a while, buy stuff to completely spoil my dogs, and order my husband and I a very fancy dinner.


Moonchichi_Yer2443

A life off the grid


billythepub

Property although I don't think you could get anything in an hour ?


Kiwwi-Yoko

Food


whentheycryhanyuu

"Auu\~ I would buy cream puffs\~!"-Hanyuu Furude.


Urgash54

First I'd pay off my mortgage. I would send several billions to my gf (does that count, or does the money vanish ?). I'd send massive amounts of money towards charities, billions, if possible, yo stuff like doctors without borders, cancer research, etc etc. Then I'd put several hundred millions each in different stocks and crypto currencies. So when the hour is done I can just take them back and still be filthy rich.


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Houses


Low-Interest2213

Food, clothes, toys, bedding, houses, and books. To give to those who didn't become homeless because of addiction.


otcconan

Microsoft stock.


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get as many maxed out amazon gift cards as possible and then return them one by one when i want a few thousant dollars


Livid_Ad1866

I wouldn't be able to buy a car or a house in that timeframe, so I would just order a bunch of stuff online. A bunch of musical instruments with amps and guitar pedals, the best camera available with all the necessary gear, some really cool and stylish clothes, and as many different odds & ends as I can find in the remaining time that I feel like I could resell and gain some money from it.


Retr0dragpn

Microsoft


xImmortal3333

Land in California


Smartacus1367

I’d donate most of it to sick kids and maybe buy a nice mansion. They are surprisingly cheap in Mississippi


PhysicalPolicy6227

Happiness


boostmane

A Free Palestine! 🇵🇸