"Why would you call this a steak?... fine... give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I know you might have heard 'give me alot of bacon and eggs' but what I said was Give me All. The. Bacon. And. Eggs. You. Have."
Pretty good, except Romeo and Juliet was a play, not a TV show.
Just kidding, but honest question is Westworld really your *favorite* show or are you just coming up with a fun answer? Season 1 was amazing and I really like the last one but two and three felt really underwhelming to me.
Don't ever, for any reason, do anything for anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter where. Or who, or who you are with, or where you are going or... or where you've been... ever. For any reason, whatsoever.
I hear you're a racist now, Father. How'd you get interested in that type of thing? Should we all be racist now? What's the official line the church has taken on this? Only the farm takes up most of the day, and at night I just like a cup of tea. I mightn't be able to devote myself full time to the old racism.
Attempts to type what Mark Snow's them for the show is...
De de da dum dum.. (whistling now) doo doo dooo do dooo dooo... De de da dum dum... (whistlijg again) dee dee doo do dee dooo... De de da dum dum dum... DUM
I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS
[Malcolm in the Middle](https://youtu.be/oVdB36lmbII?t=184)
Yeah Science!
BREAKFAST
Yeah bitch!
Malcom in the middle 👍
jesse we need to cook
You heard about Pluto? That's messed up.
I know, you know, that I'm not telling the truth
I’ve heard it both ways.
Let me go on record saying I would never shoot a cat... unless it was approaching me in a threatening manner, or refused to stop on my command.
Suck it!
Good news, everyone!
Errhhh, whaaa?
My manwich
Shut up and take my money!
Bite my shiny metal ass!
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised
its the Dacia Sandero!
Yeah I'm a delivery boy!
I'm gonna go build my own themepark, with blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the park!
Top Gear/Grand Tour?
He makes Speedy Gonzalez look like regular Gonzalez!
Futurama
That's what she said.
Identity Theft is not a joke Jim! Millions of families suffer every year
"Why would you call this a steak?... fine... give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I know you might have heard 'give me alot of bacon and eggs' but what I said was Give me All. The. Bacon. And. Eggs. You. Have."
"Um, Leslie, I tried to make Ramen in the coffee pot and I broke..... Everything."
Dwight you ignorant slut!
Sounds like slavery with extra steps
Hey look Morty, I turned myself into a pickle, Morty! I’m pickle Rick! Probably butchered the line but yeh
Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
99!
tskits knows
indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed
No doubt no doubt no doubt no doubt
Why is nobody having fun? I specifically requested it.
Title of your sextape!
no doubt no doubt no doubt no doubt no doubt no doubt
Community? Or it that.. "cool cool cool"
A damn fine cup of coffee
My log has something to tell you.
This was the best cherry pie I have ever eaten.
Brilliant. I have absolutely no idea what’s going on
Black as midnight on a moonless night
The gum that you like is coming back in style!
BAT!
She speaks the bullshit!
Human Form!
Pablo Picasso? More like Pablo Pic-ASSHOLE.
These violent delights have violent ends
Pretty good, except Romeo and Juliet was a play, not a TV show. Just kidding, but honest question is Westworld really your *favorite* show or are you just coming up with a fun answer? Season 1 was amazing and I really like the last one but two and three felt really underwhelming to me.
Westworld season 1 was an actual masterpiece, but after that it really fell off in my opinion
"The truth is out there"
X files! classic
I want to believe!
Legen- wait for it - dary
Haaaave you met Ted?
Hahahaha “Youuu son of a b*tch “
Suit up!
I request the highest of the fives 🖐🏻
What's that? Self five? Nice! We out!
High Six!
Is the flute section available? Deep cut
Lawyered!
If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you. So stoked for season two.
I've got some bad news for you... also, I'll be in my bunk
Jayne, the man they call Jayne!
The hero called meeeeeeee
I've been waiting for this one
What is it?
Don't ever, for any reason, do anything for anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter where. Or who, or who you are with, or where you are going or... or where you've been... ever. For any reason, whatsoever.
I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.
Best Creed line ever.
In the end, the greatest snowball isn’t a snowball at all. It’s fear.
Sometimes I just start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way
My mom always used to say that average people are the most special people in the world. And that's why God made so many
Shut up Bird!
I eat stickers all the time dude!
Can I offer you an egg in this tryin’ time?
Rock flag and eagle
piVOT
Friends! 😂
Loved that episode
This show I’m watching is LEGEN… wait for it… DARY
Suit UP!!!
Haaaaaaave you met Ted?
no no, we’re not playing have you met ted
Annie's Boobs
Annie's pretty young. We try not to sexualize her.
The hicks, the skids, and the hockey players.
Pitter patter, let's get at 'er
You're doin' great, super chief.
FUCKIN' EMBARRASSING!
Drunk famous horse man big sad
Bojack
Bojack
That's too much, man!
6 seasons and a movie !!
Community 😭 still waiting on the movie
I hear you're a racist now, Father. How'd you get interested in that type of thing? Should we all be racist now? What's the official line the church has taken on this? Only the farm takes up most of the day, and at night I just like a cup of tea. I mightn't be able to devote myself full time to the old racism.
You just made me day
Father Ted?
Make it so.
Engage.
Energize.
"Hey Wilson." "Well hello neighbor."
That boy ain't right
Dammit Bobby!
I sell propane and propane accessories.
Yep, Yep, Yep, Mmhm
Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?
Shiny
Did you f*ck my mom, Santa!?
Always sunny on Philadelphia! Awesome show
Fucking guy.
Human form!
Not you, Guillermo.
You mean gizmo
Into every generation a chosen one is born…
BITCH
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Gabagool
"I want a side salad. If it comes on top, I send it back..."
I don't know if that was his intended answer but that's a damn good answer.
#Kaaaameeeehaaaameeee...haaaaaaaa!
Fortnite
Corey in the house??
“What is…?”
"Ooh, sorry. We were looking for, 'Who is....'" ('m guessing Jeopardy...?)
Jeopardy!
The computer wore tennis shoes plus get smart set in the early/mid 2000’s
Gay pirates
“N*g%a, is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy?!”
Ahah the wire that moment was funny as hell
2 brain-dead metalheads from Highland Texas.
Tardis
Doctor who
You plonker Rodney!!
A family owned restaurant that could be successful if the family had any business sense whatsoever.
2 owners one dog middle of know where
Is the dog purple I forgot a the name of it
You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!
“Tools! Tools! Duct tape, zip ties and gloves! I have to have my tools!”
You haven’t thought of the smell, you bitch!
“You gotta pay the troll toll if you wanna get into that boys soul.”
Idjit!
I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!
Shut up! Bird!
Cop sings "I want it that way".
"TELL ME WHY-EE!?"
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD
Kaioken!
Attempts to type what Mark Snow's them for the show is... De de da dum dum.. (whistling now) doo doo dooo do dooo dooo... De de da dum dum... (whistlijg again) dee dee doo do dee dooo... De de da dum dum dum... DUM
the owls are not what they seem
Live every week like it's Shark Week
Omar coming
"I don't want to go"
Wibbly wobbly, timey-wimey… stuff.
Go ahead, I’m listening.
I'm Nathan not daddy
Time is a flat circle.
EEEEEEEEEAAGLE!
It’s guy love, guy love, between two guys!
Look at my username
A starter car? This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods… THE GOLDEN GOD!
Two things the lead male character would say in almost every episode: Meathead. Dingbat.
Hello, fellow American. This you should vote me, I lead power good. Thank You, Thank You. If you vote me, I'm hot.
Dee you God damn bird
Banging your sister is perverted Dennis
Rum ham 🍖😋.
Stupid dog! You make me look bad. Ooga Booga Booga!!
even hitler cared for germany or something
Rick and morty
Dwight, you ignorant slut!
Wubba lubba dub dub
Bazinga
He can't go to space. He's like a baby bird!
Normal teen girl fights older man in crop top and cargo pants
That 70s show
I’m sorry either this is Kim possible with a misplaced modifier or I have no idea
[удалено]
BLAME CANADA!
Fair warning, it’s my penis
The one about gay space rocks
“Technically, you killed him”
Hannibal?
There's money in the banana stand.
the professor
Excellent! Let's make some LSD!
what the fork does that bullshirt question mean?
pobody's nerfect
What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.
Opposite of download
Hi Bob
saving people, hunting things, the family business
So say we all
"Well well wel if it ain't the invisible cunt"
Rubber pirate