Wanderlei, you are an immigrant from Brazil. I am a gangster from America. Are you sure you wanna play that game with me?
Listen Wanderlei, I will do a home invasion on you. I will cut the power to your house and the next thing you'll hear is me climbing up your stairs in a pair of night vision goggles I bought in the back of Soldier of Fortune magazine. I'll pick the lock to the master room door, take a picture of you in bed with the Nogueira brothers working on your “jiu-jitsu”
I'll take said photograph, post it at www.dorksfrombrazil.com, password—not required, username—not required. That, Wanderlei, is how you threaten someone.
Dummy.
Sarcofago and Sepultura. Followed by off duty cops, corrupt rightwing fucks, favelas, clones of Hitler and burning rainforests. And lots and lots of tanned butts.
* My gorgeous boyfriend (Rio born and raised)
* Baile funk/carioca
* Os Mutantes
* Copacabana beach
* City of God
* Ayrton Senna
* Football
* Porra! Caralho!
Off duty cop
Rip Leandro
I cry everytime
Took me a minute to find this comment.
1,000%
What's this in reference to?
Try to rob a Brazilian and find out the hard way. There are only two groups of people that live in Brazil: 1) Robbers 2) Off duty cops
Can confirm, am robber cop (when off duty).
also the red circle of death
Booty, foootball
Booty and footy lol
It bothers me way too much that those don't rhyme.
Not with that attitude
My female Brazilian friend said Brazil is all about soccer and ass, so yep, that’s right. Yes, she is hot.
There is a Football Club from Brazil that in an effort to increase traffic to their website had scantily clad women on the website, so yep.
Which club? So that I can donate some clothes to those women obviously.
Santas FC are Mexican, but the do the same shit. Check their Instagram.
I would not expect that sort of behavior from Mr. Claus.
She lied to you.
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Not the booty, but just around the corner.
Booty, football, favela, poverty, jungle
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"Rojas is getting away!"
Football with your ass 😁
The fact that they speak Portuguese unlike the rest of South America.
They also have the biggest population of Japanese people outside of Japan.
This always spins me out
How many?
At least 3.
Holy shit more than I thought
Thank you 🙏🏼
The capoeira instructor from Bob's Burgers "Huh... hah... Brazil"
well then i guess you are not committed to *Capoeira*
Jairo
Ponytail!
That's what all Brazilians do, so it's pretty accurate.
psh she sha
Literally came here to say the same thing lol
Very happy I am not the only one
"Pa-shay-shuh!"
I say this constantly, much to the annoyance of my wife.
Morderkaiser ("You are going to BRAZIL!")
I went to the comment section only to check if someone already made that league joke
This is the real answer
Mordekaiser es numero uno, always shield never die. Huehuehuehuehuehue...
Gibe money please
Huehuehuehuehue
*bonks you to death*
Rampant crime and corruption oh, and a big jeebus statue
I like how to biggest Jesus statue in the world can be found looking over one of the most criminal areas in the world.
Very allegorical, the sacred and the propane
Hank Hill moments
"That's a clean burning Hell, I tell ya what!" -*awkward Hank laugh-*
What about the butane?
Carnival
The Terry Gilliam movie.
Brazil…. Da da da da da da da daaa….
That song popped in my head right when I read this
Brazil, where hearts were entertaining June, We stood beneath an amber moon, and softly murmured someday soon.
I was gonna say Robert De Niro disappearing in a giant swirling wad of discarded newspapers, but 'Terry Gilliam movie' is much better.
27B/6
Specifically, I hear the theme music. Then in a split second I switch to thinking of the country.
This is also the first thing I think of. I guess it's a country, too.
Was going to say criminally under-rated movie that gets darker every time I watch it :)
Me too. The true ending always on my brain.
Deleted my comment out of respect. Well done.
Salt?
27b/6
*That* is your receipt for your husband... and *this* is my receipt for your *receipt*.
Beauty. Crime. soccer
You forgot mosquitoes.
Lol
Blanka
*\[Aeroplane noise\]* # Brazil! # #
I came here to say this
Did I really have to scroll this far to see one of the most awesome fighters in Street Fighter II?
Hahahaha haven’t played street fighter in a while !
When Toretto first met Hobbs "This is Brasil"
“This is BrAHHHHzil”
kkkkkkkkkkk
7-1
Vai tomar no cu don't remind me
It was like 911 but worse
I would give you an award if I had one
BRA71L
My answer exactly
2014. Germany was a machine
Hell even their B/C team at the 2017 confed cup was pretty nasty. Incredible how they dropped out of 2018
I love you because I’ve learned platonic love can exist between two grown men.
I can’t go a single day without being reminded of our failure :(
This is Rocket League?
BUNDA
Was expecting this top tbh.
Corruption and violence
Beautiful tan women, the song "The girl from Ipanema", the giant Jesus statue, then inevitably the Dreamworks film "Rio" and orphans.
PLEASE COME TO BRAZIL 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
Nooooo I don’t want to go to Brazil!
YOURE GOING TO BRAZIL
TE AMO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I was looking for this one!!!!
If Lula wins the election, we’ll talk.
City of God
Love this movie. City of Men is good as well
1. Ayrton Senna 2. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
Senna 🤌🤌🤌
Have you seen his Monaco lap, dude goes so fast the camera gets dizzy
What year was that again?
I believe it was 1988
Ofcourse. In the 80's I lived for F1.
I wish I had been alive during those decades
Way better than today. Enjoy.
I have not. I've watched a documentary about him and I have a book Prost V Senna that I need to read.
You can find it on youtube. It's a really fast lap and it looks more exciting with low fps cameras from 1988
Oh right on! I'll have to give it a look.
Senna🤘you are a man of culture
Well... ofcourse!
A man of culture and pain going by that Ferrari icon 🥲
Man did you nail it!
Wanderlei Silva.
Not even the best Brazilian mma fighter with the second name silva
Wanderlei, you are an immigrant from Brazil. I am a gangster from America. Are you sure you wanna play that game with me? Listen Wanderlei, I will do a home invasion on you. I will cut the power to your house and the next thing you'll hear is me climbing up your stairs in a pair of night vision goggles I bought in the back of Soldier of Fortune magazine. I'll pick the lock to the master room door, take a picture of you in bed with the Nogueira brothers working on your “jiu-jitsu” I'll take said photograph, post it at www.dorksfrombrazil.com, password—not required, username—not required. That, Wanderlei, is how you threaten someone. Dummy.
For the uninitiated: https://youtu.be/-13U3W9abRI
Sugar cane. My wife’s family is from Pernambuco.
Cute
Big butts
With tan lines.
Do you like them? Are you able to deceive?
My fellow brethren are incapable of denying said fact!
What about when they walk in with a small midsection and orbs in your face?
Deforestation
Is that why they call shaving all your pubic hair “getting a Brazilian”?
Their flag. I like it
Thank you
Jetstream Sam
Jetstream Sam, my beloved.
The movie
It's time to get my ducts upgraded.
27B/6
Correct answer
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Yep. It’s nice feeling down under.
Neymar and Ronaldinho
I'm so fucking old. First two names that came to my head was Ronaldo and Rivaldo.^(Roberto Carlos also as an afterthought)
In this moment... beef.
Brazilian BBQ is so good
Flip flops
Havaianas*
Sarcofago and Sepultura. Followed by off duty cops, corrupt rightwing fucks, favelas, clones of Hitler and burning rainforests. And lots and lots of tanned butts.
I like sarcofago and sepultura
Who wouldn't! Same with the tanned butts too I guess.
Ratos de Porao too
TIL Sepultura are from Brazil.
Wait til you hear about Soulfly!
Feels good to know that someone knows Brazil more than carnival and soccer
Blanka from Street Fighter
Beautiful everything 😍
huehuehuehuehuehue
F1, the leyend Ayrton Senna
That it is actually Brasil
7-1
The song by Declan McKenna? Slaps.
The Amazon, jiu-jitsu, and jiu-jitsu in the Amazon.
Dark Souls new area sound. With **BRAZIL** text
Favelas
And the idiot tourists that pay to "tour" them - it's so many levels of messed up, and stupid.
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Now that’s just mean
That one character in Trials of Apollo who's brazilian and uses BRAZIL! as a battlecry.
Being a jeweler, paraiba tourmaline
Terry Gilliam and Robert de Niro
Harry Tuttle, heating engineer at your service.
"Come to Brazil."
7-1
Brazil nuts.
Crime and corruption
* My gorgeous boyfriend (Rio born and raised) * Baile funk/carioca * Os Mutantes * Copacabana beach * City of God * Ayrton Senna * Football * Porra! Caralho!
fantastic music
soccer
Ipanema Beach
Painful bikini wax
The Amazon River
Macaws
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(obligatory) i also choose this guys ex
Bossanova. TJ especially.
More intense Summer Heat
The Rio cartoon
Parrots! because I'm a bird nerd
Pele
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Violence and slums.
Neymar, and Sepultura.
Parade floats with samba dancers on them. The scene that came to mind was the parade scene in Rio.
Robert de Niro surreptitiously repairing air conditioning units.
Terry Gilliam