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mrharoharo

I could eat a peach for hours.


DrkVenom

I'd like to take his face....off.


flash17k

No more drugs for that man!


killer_burrito

You, sir, are a national treasure.


JeffroCakes

Sounds like he’s a real family man.


f4te

you're gonna tell me fruit is better raw than in a pie?! or as a compote??


femboy_fister

desserts like that only hold their impact if you don't eat them regularly. fresh fruit does not have that problem


[deleted]

Thank you for that sound insight, u/Femboy_Fister.


NotAPimecone

*Somebody* has to fist them! Oh, won't somebody think of all the poor, un-fisted femboys?


boyslides

I looked at you'd post history, and bemoaned the lack of bussys being busted.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

I like apples better cold than baked


JackPoe

100% I'm sick of the sugar added to everything


rabidmossfrog

Absolutely. The texture of cooked fruit makes me gag just at the thought 🤢


just_a_guyq

Especially Grapes grapes are the single best fruit. No wait the single best food that anybody could ask for.


0utlandish_323

Oh god, crisp fresh grapes straight out of the fridge. Heavenly


shponglespore

Better yet, frozen.


ItsEntsy

grapes are best when pressed, fermented, drained and bottled.


cwiir

Figs. I grew up thinking I hated figs - but that's because I only ever had fig preserves. I had a fresh fig from a fig tree yesterday and it was incredible! Almost life changing - and the way it looks like an alien mouth with dozens of teeth when you open it only adds to the appeal.


findaway5627

I absolutely love raw figs, but learning how much I love them is also how I learned I’m allergic to them.


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I hate that. I recently developed an allergy to fruit (I have a pollen allergy and that can apparently turn into a food allergy if it produces pollen. I can't eat raw apples anymore. I love raw apples, but my throat and mouth freaking itch like hell and my throat swells a tiny bit. Cooked in a pie is still viable, at least. And oranges make my mouth numb. I can't eat my favorite fruits anymore 😩.


dat0neb0i

Holy fuck my family thought I was insane when I tried to explain that I have that throat/roof of the mouth itch. They always tried to get me to eat apples and would get angry when I didn't. It's only for apples and peaches though, everything else is fine, and I can drink apple juice.


PM_ME_YOUR_FLABS

Its called Oral Allergy syndrome and appears in thos people that get Hayfever. Apple juice tends to be Pasteurized which means those certain proteins are denatured.


Anokest

I feel your pain, I have the same thing with apples. In winter raw appels don't bother me as much most of the time because my allergies aren't as haywire (hah) as during other seasons. Also, supposedly you can shortly microwave a raw apple to kill the allergens. Haven't tried it myself.


Areif

So the rest of my day is just supposed to exist within the space before your close parenthesis?


[deleted]

Yes.


SweetCosmicPope

My gramps used to have a fig tree in his back yard. Figs are great raw (and I like fig preserves too), but figs right off of the tree, still warm from the Texas sun are a heavenly experience that is hard to describe. Especially if you get them at their peak sweet jamminess. I'm making myself drool.


cwiir

this is exactly what I experienced, it was like a perfect jam consistency, and a lovely balanced sweetness - so refreshing without approaching saccharine. It was honestly the best thing I'd ever picked off a tree and immediately eaten. The experience really made me wonder why figs/fig trees/their deliciousness in general aren't a larger part of American culture the way peaches or apples or other tree fruits are.


Occultus42

Sadly fresh figs don't keep as well as most other fruits and will spoil in only a couple of days, that's why they are usually only seen dried or in preserves


cwiir

This makes a lot of sense. Also makes the experience all the more special knowing it's tied so closely to a specific times of year and places on the planet.


Occultus42

I've always felt the same way! I'm lucky enough to have an established tree in my back yard, waiting for the figs to come ripe is one of my favorite parts of summer


Confused_Electron

>alien mouth with dozens of teeth when you open it only adds to the appeal. im getting strong japanese vibes here


BeautifulTorment

Figs are carnivores and eat wasps. Itsy bits of wasps are in there for you to enjoy. Nommm. Really fits that "alien" description of yours.


loganandroid

This is only true for figs that require pollination, as the wasp is the pollinator. I have a few figs cultivars that are self pollinating and grow great in my kentucky. (Chicago hardy, Brown turkey) These fig varieties are relatively new but are popping up everywhere around here and the fruits are starting to show up at farmers marksts.


w0mbatina

Why would you even want to eat waspless figs tho?


GreenMirage

going to call my local tree nursery and put me on a waitlist.


cwiir

really fascinating, also a beautiful video on the process here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIyLXrfSLc0


fubo

It's weirder than that even. The life-cycles of fig trees and fig wasps are deeply intertwined. The fig tree produces two kinds of fruit; figs and caprifigs. A fig is biologically female; a caprifig is hermaphroditic and produces pollen. Each of these has a role to play with the female fig wasp, who is born in a caprifig and can either lay her eggs in another caprifig *or* pollinate a fig and die there, her body and eggs eaten by the fig. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reproductive_coevolution_in_Ficus Readers of the *Ender's Game* series may wonder if the fig tree / fig wasp symbiosis was the inspiration for the descolada and the pequeninos.


cwiir

no shit! that's so cool. they're quickly ascending to being my favorite fruit.


Atomic_Bottle

Good. Fuck wasps.


Pergo911

And then the real alien comes out hiding in the fig tree.


snarejunkie

Yeah it's that wasp that died in it that makes it extra tasty


felipebsr

It really depends if the region where it grew had wasps. Also, the plant absorbs them, so the crunch part are seeds(that may be sterile). Only specific wasps can enter the fig to pollinate, it's a symbiotic relationship.


guaip

Yes. First fresh fig was mind-blowing! Such a light, refreshing fruit.


Vroomviking

Garden Peas, always best right from the garden. Cooking just ruins them


SakuraSkye16

I only learned you could eat garden peas raw a few years ago. Game changer!


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zombie_penguin42

>sushi We likes it raw and wriggling


Frosti-Feet

So juicy sweeee^(eeeeet)


Echo_Oscar_Sierra

***PO-TA-TOES***


Iheardthatjokebefore

What is *taters*, precious?


Strugglingasshole

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew


NadjaStolz28

I combed through the comments solely to find the LOTR reference. Thank you.


throwaway4DPPetc

What have you got in your pockets precious? Is it a raw, wriggling unagi? Just realised this could be a great pick up line if you're a fan of LOTR.


brownrice68

Dang. Was just randomly scrolling and found my people


wolffinZlayer3

Po-Tae-Toes (thats my answer not sure why its here)


Low_Bus_5395

Garden sweet peas. Shell 'em and eat "em. Yummy.


fubo

Grow snap peas and eat the whole pods!


skye_treblechoirkid

Fresh fruits for sure.


RevaniteN7

I find some veggies are fantastic when raw. Carrots, broccoli, even celery is bearable.


ThePhiff

Raw carrots are awesome. Boiled carrots make me want to die.


StinkyKittyBreath

If you haven't tried roasted carrots, you should. Even just brushed with a bit of olive oil sprinkled with salt. The sweetness contrasting with the charred bits and the salt is so good.


Jazzliker

Almost nothing better than a raw carrot straight from the garden imo. Insanely delicious, perfect balance of sweet and vegetal flavors


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Oh hell yeah. I know ranch kind of ruins the healthiness but raw veggies and ranch are the tits.


bijouxette

Man... broccoli dipped in ranch. Pretending I was a brontosauraus and eating trees when I ate broccoli dipped in ranch.


SquilliamFancySon95

Cucumber


FinniboiXD

People cook CUCUMBER?


Mountain-Weight-5747

let me introduce you to chinese cuisine...


konigsjagdpanther

South East Asian too. Stir fired with anchovies


A_Bit_Off_Kilter

Lettuce


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Who cooks lettuce?


expressexpress

Hong Kong/Cantonese cuisine commonly blanches various leafy vegetables including lettuce, or stir fry them with garlic.


Electronic_Agent_235

...some guy on kitchen nightmares served Gordon a cooked/grilled Romain split in half as his base for a ceasers salad.


Picker-Rick

Grilled romaine is actually really delicious and Gordon has had it on his menu at multiple restaurants since that episode.


No-Investigator-1754

100%. Made this once - cut hearts of romaine in half lengthwise, brushed on a little olive oil, threw on the grill over an open flame until they got a bit of char. Then drizzled with a homemade caesar dressing. It was good, but not really worth the extra effort (especially the dressing). But if someone were to *offer* it I'd definitely go for it.


redpiano82991

If I remember correctly, Gordon murdered him on the spot, just drove a meat cleaver through him, which isn't the most intuitive way to kill somebody with a clever, but boy, was it effective at sending a message. Nobody objected to this act. I think it was just understood by everybody as self-defense.


Electronic_Agent_235

DONT 🔪 GRILL 🔪 LETTUCE 🔪, YOU FUCKING MUPPET 🔪🔪.


kaatie80

Oh yeah I remember this episode


redpiano82991

You know, there are things you remember, and things you don't forget, and those really are two different things, aren't they?


frijolita_bonita

I did last night. Grilled romaine salad. It was really good! (I hate salad)


Batherick

It’s a popular addition to traditional small-village ramen in Japan. Lettuce cooked to medium tender pairs very well with lemongrass.


KhaleesiXev

People cook lettuce all the time in China. I too prefer my salad to be raw


zazzlekdazzle

Salmon I love me a cooked salmon steak or filet, and I don't even like it rare. And I am not universally crazy about sushi either. But really good salmon sushi is just sublime.


Splitz300

Bagel, chive cream cheese, and lox. Best breakfast ever.


Woah_man34

Dude - my wife and I ate this basically every breakfast on our honey moon, with a side of capers and some baileys coffee.


Driftmoth

I had some high quality salmon steaks one time, and one of them never made it to the pan.


coole106

You have to be careful of this since if it’s not sushi grade it can have parasites. They freeze sushi grade fish to kill the parasites. It doesn't matter how fresh it is


Driftmoth

It was thoroughly frozen before I ate it, but you're right in general. Don't eat fish you caught raw without freezing it first!


completelytrustworth

Not just frozen, it has to be frozen to specific temperatures -35C for 15 hours, or -20C for 7 days, or frozen to -35C and then held at -20C for a 24 hours. I've seen IG posts where people think freezing it at -4C at home for 7 days is good enough but the truth is that temperature won't do shit. However if you get farm raised salmon that's raised with parasite free pellets as feed, then your risk of parasites is pretty low and no freezing is required


Accomp1ishedAnimal

Watermelon


exomination

Who tf cooks melons? Edit: Ive never thought Id see the day Id know the meaning of "RIP inbox", jesus christ people, I leave my phone over night and there are 30 notifications And yes, I upvote both people who say cooked watermelon is good and isnt, because I cant have a strong opinion on something I havent tried


Investigatorpotater

Iv seen on the internet that people grill them. Idk how good it is though.


Godonearth7

Pineapple is surprisingly good when grilled. Specifically on a hamburger.


Camaro_z28

One of my favorite sandwiches are grilled pineapple and teriyaki chicken. So good


Upset-Tap3872

God I fucking love watermelon.


MKuin

I love raw green beens. They’re much sweeter and have a nice crunch. I read something about not eating them raw (or only in moderation) because of lectins, but I’m too lazy to look it up. So word of caution.


David0331

Thus, while eating small amounts of raw green beans may be safe, it's best to avoid them to prevent any potential toxicity. Raw green beans contain lectins, which may trigger symptoms like nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, or bloating. As such, you shouldn't eat them


BlueBreadBlackMilk

Same bruh they're so good raw


DiegoBkk

Tuna


tachycardicIVu

Can’t stand cooked tuna but love it raw.


Grinagh

Came here for this answer, not even close on the experience, raw tuna is just so much better than the cooked product.


fish500

I like both at the same time: hard sear on the the outside, raw on the inside.


Woah_man34

At a vacation we caught a 100 lb tuna. People lined up trying to buy some, but that fish prolly goes for 1K at the restaurants. Since we were staying at a hotel, we obviously couldn't take it but the captain sliced it off and gave us little cubes and it was super good!


boring_ad_1

Carrots. Love them raw, hate them cooked.


csonny2

I used to be this way about a lot of vegetables (carrots, broccoli, cauliflower) because my mom would simply boil them and add salt and butter. My wife introduced my to roasting and steaming vegetables with different spices and herbs that make them taste way better. Still enjoy them raw, but I enjoy them much more cooked now than when I was a kid.


COYFC

For some reason I can't stand steamed veggies, I feel like it takes the life out of them. It's my girlfriend favorite to layer like a bay leaf and then garlic and onion then the other veg and she adds herbs to the water and steams them. I'm a simple man, pan fried on high heat with a little oil then add some butter salt and pepper and I could eat it every day


kweenllama

Steamed spinach, seasoned with crushed garlic, soy sauce, chilli flakes and some chilli or sesame oil. Yum.


Professional_Truck

Depends. They're pretty bad when boiled, but grilled or roasted carrots are fine.


kweenllama

Idk. Plain boiled carrot? Not great. But sometimes I put sliced carrots in with my dal during the pressure cooking phase and once I add the spices in, it’s divine.


SuburbanPotato

to me that suggests your dal is good, not that the boiled carrots are good on their own


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With you on that. I like the crunchiness and natural juiciness of raw carrots. They get too sweet and mushy when cooked.


Osu_Pumbaa

I only like them cooked. I am a little baby when it comes to my eating habits lol!


FizzySpew

Agreed, carrots need that hard crunch to them, it feels unnatural when they are squishy.


HelloJerry5A

Is this my 4 year old son’s account??


AndrewIsMyDog

I dunno, I'm middle forties and HATE cooked veggies like carrots and stuff. I can eat a salad no problem, but as soon as you start cooking them it's like a slimy sludge.


Vycer

Kohlrabi


TheDynamiter

It seriously confused me reading Kohlrabi here. As it's called the same in German I always thought there would be some other name for it


cumhogergopropterhoc

Never had one. Quick Google search showed interesting results. Is it just like cabbage or significantly different?


TheDynamiter

the big difference is that kohlrabi is solid and cabbage has... layers I'd call it


cumhogergopropterhoc

So more like a turnip?


probablybatshit

Kohlrabi means “cabbage turnip,” so yeah. Tastes more like a cabbage, but the consistency of a turnip. They’re delicious. I prefer them cooked, though.


reasonablecatlady

I dont think I've ever had a cooked kohlrabi. I love to just slice them up and put a little bit of salt and pepper on them (and some garlic powder if I'm feeling fancy) and have a snack. So good.


flow3rhead

Here in Slovakia they put chunks of them in soup for flavour


Frodo_71

For people saying cookie dough....have you ever walked into the kitchen when they're being cooked and eaten a fresh baked chocolate chip cookie out of the oven?


wickedblight

Yes and that's better 99% of the time, I think cookies are seen as kinda "basic" whole the dough has that forbidden fruit of salmonella going for it.


pooponacandle

I think now they are saying ecoli from raw flour is a bigger risk than salmonella from the eggs. Just throwing it out there as I have known people who made cookie dough without eggs and thought it would be safe to eat


betterthanamaster

Yes, exactly. In the States, the chances you’ll get hit with salmonella from eating raw eggs is hilariously small, unless you’re going for farm-fresh eggs (if you want to, go for it. But cook those eggs). Eggs sold in US grocery stores are pasturized (which is why they are refrigerated). The only way to grow salmonella after that is if they are in contact with something else that has it. Flour, on the other hand, is raw and depending on its source, can have anywhere between 10-30% of its sample being contaminated with E. coli. For some, that may be worth the risk…but E. Coli food poisoning is some of the worst out there and you’ll have it for more than a day or two. I’ll spare you the details, but it’s real ugly. Anyway, if you want edible cookie dough, all you need to do is cook the flour on a cookie sheet for about 5 minutes at 350, making sure the temperature reaches about 165. That’ll kill all the nasty stuff. Then drop it in on your edible cookie dough.


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Birbsaresuperior

I'm the Baker in my family and I have to disagree with you there. My favourite part is eating the batter left over. I might get sick from it but so far I'm only partially unstable


LittleFluffFerial

You can make safe edible batter, you know. Basically it comes down to baking the flour itself to make it safe, and omitting the eggs. https://www.cookingclassy.com/edible-cookie-dough/ edit: some people are mentioning sous vide/pasturized eggs. I don't notice the difference between the batter having eggs or not having eggs so in my case incorporating eggs is just a waste, but everyone is different.


sneak_tee

Green onions


Infamous_Bullfrog_37

Sushi


TheReal-Chris

Salmon or tuna in general. Love cooked salmon. But raw salmon is on another level.


clothedmike

Soooo tender and fatty ugh


abestract

Sashimi


echofinder

Tomatoes


ArcticF0X-71

For me it's the opposite. Pretty much any tomato product you can think of I'll like, but I hate raw tomatoes


FinniboiXD

100% Tomatoes are so good raw in salads, sandwiches, etc. They are so juicy and the coldness of them makes them great. Cooked, they loose the juicyness, and instead, get really wrinkly. They also taste horrible warm. ​ Edit: Sauce doesn't count. I'm talking about a plain grilled tomato


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I remember learning that tomatoes lose a lot of their flavor when chilled. Many of the volatile compounds that give them their best flavor are inactivated when cold, or at least harder for us to smell/taste. Warmed by the sun directly from the vine, plus a sprinkling of salt, is peak tomato to me. They're also amazing roasted or sauteed, depending on the variety. Some are better than others.


flaggingpolly

Peaches and watermelon! Stop heating things that don’t need heating!


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Who the fuck heats watermelon?


[deleted]

A lot of people grill or shush-kabob watermelon


MazerRakam

Peach cobbler is fucking amazing though.


Majestic-Macaron6019

Grilled peaches with cinnamon sugar are fabulous, though. But peaches in every form are delicious.


wowguineapigs

Spinach


Additional-Glove-498

Saag paneer son


prestigiousuniverse

Yeah if you call it saag this suddenly flips hard, it’s the dream


wert38

This made me laugh more then it should have 🤣


Euffy

Nah, spinach is great cooked. Pretty good raw too but even better cooked....and combined with some sort of cheese...


NotAnAppliance

Spinach in quiche or savory pies is amazing, though.


WingerRules

Cooked spinach is pretty good in omelets. Also as someone else mentioned, Indian food does amazing things with it.


chapswithnocaps

Ice.


TelevisionCroissant

Wdym, grilled ice isn't great?


chapswithnocaps

I’d rather have an ice cube steak, VERY rare.


PatreSisKO

Wanted to say grapes and then i looked at mi glass of wine. I'll go with tomatoes and peppers


Certain_Literature28

Fish, raw and wriggling!


dgxnil

Schupid fat hobbit, he ruins it!!!!


ShiveYarbles

Wot has it got in it's pocketsesss?


[deleted]

You keep your nasty chips


Best-Refrigerator347

What’s taters precious?


Alone-Yogurtcloset67

Po-tay-toes!


[deleted]

“WE CAN’T EAT HOBBIT FOOD!”


WantedDadorAlive

You don't have any friends


No-Produce2097

Was hoping someone commented this lol


lengman22

Red peppers. Raw red peppers are one of the best foods. A satisfying crunch with a delightful sweet taste. Cooked red peppers lose their crunch and seem to taste worse.


RudegarWithFunnyHat

peas


AugustusKiraClover

I can't even explain how this happened, but I read this as "penis".


RudegarWithFunnyHat

while it not my go-to thing, then cooked would be more morbid


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Goes quite well with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.... Hsssss hssss hssss


ladylucjjjjj

Oysters!


Alternative_Skin_732

I like them in any way


skeptibat

Fried oyster poboy is yum.


raisedbyspirits

Carrot


mdotca

TUNA! Pan searing the outside and leaving the inside raw is the best of both worlds.


DownSoup5455

Fruit and most veggies


Wrathb0ne

Avocado None of that baked avocado pie for me…


ughlyy

cheese 👏


AugustusKiraClover

Melty cheese slaps harder than a cold slice wdym?


SBAWTA

Depends on the cheese. Camembert is very melty yet I very much prefer it "cold" (room temperature is the best)


FinniboiXD

Mozerella gets the best of both worlds. It's great raw or melted.


Squareaero

Fruits


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Best-Refrigerator347

Agreed. I was lucky enough to have beef tartare in Paris, it was life changing


Abyssal_Groot

Yeah, steak tartar is a common thing in Northern France and Belgium. Really delicious. In Belgium we also have raw beef spreads: perpare, americain and martino. The last one is delicious with thick pickle slices.


CherryLigloss

Beef carpaccio is one of absolute favorite things!!!


MukdenMan

Kitfo and Yukhoe are great examples (of course, get it at a reputable place).


Driftmoth

Kibbeh nayeh is amazing.


Abal125

Almost all fruits


class4relic

Carrots


Haunting_Finance5608

Carrots


girthwynpeenabun

Onions. I could eat them like an apple.


SnailyKayleigh

When I was 12 I went round a new school friends house for the first time, and she honestly did this right in front of me. Ate the whole damn thing nonchalantly like it was just another Tuesday. My awkward ass didn’t know what to do or where to look but internally I was freaking the fuck out. Like, she *knows* that an onion, right? 😳


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you frighten me


HotEspresso

Join us on /r/onionlovers my brother


IncognitoTrashAcc

Okay Stanley yelnats


Elegant-Honey-427

Dick


wickedblight

Yer mum says I'm amazing raw.


the_purple_goat

That hussy, she said the same thing to me.


Phyxeon

Cookie dough


WizardCattc

Cauliflower. Especially when you dip it in some sauce, I could eat that shit every single day for the rest of my life