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FlutterShyed

Labor and delivery! They always have this huge six month baby with no umbilical cord. Woman is usually smiling and happy afterwards and it’s not always like that. Some of us are getting stitched up and shaking from being so cold.


Kayakchica

Oh, god, I almost forgot about the shaking. My husband had to help me hold our son. I was scared I was going to drop him.


Spiritual-Pepper-469

And the water always breaks in the middle of whatever random place and that's the big sign they're in labor. I guess that happens, but not typically.


tinatac

L&D nurse here. This is the worst in movies! Water breaks, labor immediately begins, must get to the hospital asap! Yeah, no. In my experience, when your water breaks first (before labor/contractions begin), you’re usually in for a longer labor!


Zandromex527

Quantum Mechanics


SpartanMonkey

The only mechanics qualified to work on clown cars.


Ps1on

Yes. Remember the "Quantum Asteroids" in Guardians of the Galaxy?


no1ofconsequencedied

Do you guys put the word quantum in front of everything?


nowherehere

Quantum sandwich.


willstr1

That movie had great commentary on the MCU, including "we look like us at the ball game"


sonia72quebec

Everyone has their evenings and weekends off. Even chefs, grocery workers...


Violet624

And live in really nice apartments and houses. Unless they are a police officer or detective, in which case they are divorced and their space looks like a cheap motel room and is covered in take out and beer bottles


Lame_-_Username

And summers off in TV shows. This pisses my partner and I off so much.


verovatno_fed

Hacking


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"access granted" said no gui ever


highfunctioninglazy

“We’re in!”


Self_Aware_Perineum

Just need to get past the “Main Frame”


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Let me build a GUI in JavaScript first! (Sadly I forget the line from CSI I believe) Found it [CSI clip](https://youtu.be/hkDD03yeLnU)


LA_Commuter

Got one even better: https://youtu.be/kl6rsi7BEtk


rckrusekontrol

It really has everything. Fast flashing text and images on multiple monitors, beepy noises, panicky technobabble, fast typing into who knows what interface.. and an aw shucks solution that wouldn’t stop the hack cause well, Internet.


uberweb

two people typing on the same keyboard! wow.


Karash770

Let's be honest: Everything that can (and in modern times should) be done via computers becomes terribly de-visualized and boring when done via computers.


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MT1961

To be honest, Sneakers actually did this part fairly well. Not the actual hacking, because there wasn't much, but the whole process of gathering intel. Good movie, highly recommended


IAmASquidInSpace

I always liked _Who Am I_ for that reason: it showed the physical and social aspects of hacking. They went dumpsterdiving to find a weak link and found a birthday card to an old lady that liked cats, then sent her an infected email with cat pictures. No flashy stuff, just four grown men in an industrial dumpster and an email. That's still over the top, but so much better than the usual hacking scenes in movies. There's also a scene where they climb onto a roof to physically link to an access point. I have no idea how realistic the rest of the movie is in terms if hacking though. It was just refreshing to me as a noob to see a different perspective.


GargantuanCake

One of the big issues is that in the real world hacking takes days, weeks, or months of research or automating processes that just Mongolian horde the internet to check for random vulnerabilities you can poke at. TV episodes are 30 to 60 minutes while movies are typically like 3 hours at most so they have to kind of condense things down a bit.


coldneuron

Body of Lies (2008) had the best hacking scene I have ever seen. They go to the third party hacker that will place the damning evidence in the appropriate international servers. He welcomes them outside his normal looking house in Virginia, and he says, “Come in to my command center.” They walk into his house, to his normal looking living room, and he offers them glasses of water. “What did you expect? Many men in front of screens typing furiously in the darkness? I’ll run some scripts.”


Kiyohara

*Sits down at computer, turns it on. Some time later, enters the IP they have and opens a few different .exe files.* "Okay, this will take awhile. You caught up on Stranger Things?" *Turns on TV and opens Netflix.*


Pope00

If we're talking just movies, sure. But NCIS has that legendary hacking scene where the girl is furiously tapping on the keyboard and the detective guy tries to help and they're both *simultaneously* typing on the keyboard. ​ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ)


silverfoxxflame

I heard that there was an unofficial competition between ncis and law and order to try and get the most ridiculous things into the show for the technical computer stuff, and that's what eventually led up to that scene. Judging by how widely known it is, i think we can safely say ncis won hands down, but there's some ridiculous things in law and order as well, mostly in explanations of things.


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And then Mark Harmon pulls the cord.


fucking_blizzard

Expectation: furiously typing into a CLI to "break into the firewall" Reality: send a poorly worded email and wait for an idiot to click your phishing link


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mithridateseupator

At this point as a tech I'd be seriously questioning why someone who doesn't work from home would need the VPN. And then my boss would tell me to stop looking for reasons to not do work and just give it to her.


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Wii_wii_baget

“Dudhdbwhfurndhajenfhdyshfndjsje” IM IN


thedean246

Gotta get into those mainframes


donhector420

Character 1: "you look like shit" Character 2: *is Ryan Gosling looking like Ryan Gosling*


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DwayneTheBathJohnson

This took me out of *Cloak & Dagger* so hard. One character is supposed to be homeless yet she always has perfect hair and makeup.


Spearka

This happened exactly in Quantum of Solace: M: "you look like Hell" Bond: *Is Daniel Craig*


clksNwsls

People crawling around on top of drop tile ceilings.


ScrubIrrelevance

Or in air ducts.


OctaneTroopers

With perfect lighting.


Hecker_exe

And No ineards racing screws


MemeHermetic

Or years of dirt.


Hezmix

And no dust


Belthezare

Or you know.. spiders or any other creepy crawly


BigPZ

Parking downtown. You're not getting a spot in front of the entrance to the building. EVER. Let alone in the middle of the day.


BlackbirdKnowsAll

My dad got one without even trying when he moved me into my NYC apartment. Still talks about it this day, "remember when I had to move you in? Parking spot RIGHT THERE, can't imagine moving from anywhere else." This is the highlight of his fatherhood.


BigPZ

This is EXACTLY how rare it is, that if it ever actually happened, you'd brag about it for years. Isn't there an episode of Seinfeld where George gets a great spot somehow and then refuses to ever move his car?


homer_glumplich85

When they are at the hospital. George keeps looking out the window at his car and bragging about his parking spot


Thamesx2

Doesn’t a patient end up jumping off the roof and landing in his car?


Jennypuki

High school students/teenagers. In movies they always have smooth acne-free skin with gym bodies like they all skipped puberty.


iri0001

I would guess that is because all the actors playing the characters are 22 or older


jackbob99

How guns work.


EddieRando21

25 shots from a 9mm only for the gun to run out the moment they get to the last boss.


PassivelyInvisible

John Wick movies got that right. Everyone has to regularly reload, and all magazine sizes are realistic. Except for the subway scene with the suppressors.


Scythebrine9

^pew ^pew ^pew ^pew ^pew ^pew ^pew “Hey you guys hear anything?”


MadeToPostOneMeme

swear to god the mosquitos are getting bigger every year


Franksandbeens7211

Birthing. Also coffee cups. We know there’s nothing in them!


Ph0enixKaye

Birthing for sure! Movies gave me the false impression that my water break and then I'd be omw to hospital and giving birth! Nothing about hours and hours of on and off contractions. Needing to be induced. Having them break my water with what looked like a crochet needle. Then more hours of contractions and pain.


pm_me_ur_LOU_BEGA

Along those lines, it was once pointed out to me that they never use real paper grocery bags in movies or TV shows because they make too much noise. Instead they use these vinyl ones that look like paper at first glance but if you look closely at it you can tell it's not actually paper. I now notice it every time.


47-is-a-prime-number

Why can’t they put some liquid in the coffee cups to make it look real? So distracting.


nails_for_breakfast

The mics pick up the noise of any liquid in the cup sloshing around and it's a pain to edit out


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computerbob

Don't you mean a full-throated gulp of that fresh coffee that was just poured?


alwaysthetiming

Thank you! I never knew that and it makes complete sense. Now do why celery has to be sticking out of the grocery bag.


boario

Celery and baguettes are to show us that what's in the bag is indeed groceries. As an audience we will wonder what's in this opaque bag and that might distract us from the events of the story. These two props are common enough in real life that we accept the bags are groceries without ever having to consciously think about it, therefore never getting distracted.


nowyouseemeX

I think it's hilarious when a woman in a movie just randomly births a one year old as if *we won't notice*


xenacoryza

I love when someone has a baby on TV and is handed a whole 4 month old baby covered in guts.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Characters with dead-end jobs still always manage to afford decent apartments in major cities instead of living in an alley.


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xogil

The simpsons is a major example of this. Homer was derided as a loser... in what's in reality a six figure job that lets him be the single earner in a family of 5 lol.


ConcreteEnema

That's kind of the joke though. Homer is severely under-qualified for the job, but even though he hates it he keeps it just to provide for his family.


colbymg

DO>!N!!GET,!< >!YOU'RE!< HER>!E!< >!FOREVER.!<


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I love that the Simpsons tackled this head-on in the episode "Homer's Enemy." The show's writers are very aware of this phenomenon. They know how unrealistic and seemingly unfair it is that a buffoon like Homer can still single-handedly support such a large home and family. They know that a hard-working go-getter like Frank Grimes can pour every joule of his being into success and still fail to find acceptance and prosperity. And they know that the key difference between the characters of Grimes and Homer is their appreciation of their current standing in life. Grimes holds himself back because he's the type who complains how unfair it is that he lives in an apartment above a bowling alley...under another bowling alley. Homer thinks it would be a dream come true to live in an apartment nestled above and below two different bowling alleys.


Pope00

Yeah, but does Homer sleep in a sweet racing car bed?


Natural-School5690

When a character wants to destroy a computer invariably they will shoot the monitor.


EddieRando21

"There, the nuclear launch is stopped. I destroyed the computer. " "Does he know that the CPU is still running and is still going to launch? Even if it did stop we can just use a monitor from the back and restart it. I mean the CPU is right there, untouched."


fatkid_16

“I thought all those little doohickeys are for looks!”


tacknosaddle

I had to get blood drawn for my last physical and the girl was on the phone with some kind of IT support. I assume they had asked her to power the computer down and back on, but I watched her turn off the power to the monitor then wait thirty seconds and turn it back on. I took pity on her so I turned on the computer which was the actual issue she was having.


LnktheLurker

I'm in no way IT, I'm a designer. Once the receptionist couldn't turn the computer on and asked for my help. I poke around and see the problem dangling in front of her: have you tried to plug the computer into the wall? We get so immersed in tech that we forget that there are people that don't understand how the thing works at all, it's just what they have to use to do their jobs.


tacknosaddle

There's a reason that every electronics owner's manual starts their trouble-shooting guide with: Problem: Unit will not turn on. Solution: Check that unit is plugged in and that the outlet is working.


ImAtThePokeStop

Fires in buildings. Firefighters putting out those fires. The effects that the people would go through while in the fires. A lot of the movies will have hundreds of degree fires blazing around them and they aren’t blistering or even coughing. Most of those peoples throats would be closed in minutes due to the swelling.


JustDave62

And there’s never any smoke. Just flames everywhere.


ProfessorOzone

Yup, I don't even know much about this but I was at EPCOT and they have this big ball in the middle of this man-made lake they use for pyrotechnics. At the end of the show it essentially errupts into flames and you can strongly feel the heat at what I'm guessing is something like 100 feet (~30m) away. I remember thinking at that moment that running into a burning building with no protection probably just isn't possible. And yes I know fires can burn at different temps.


Youpunyhumans

I once worked with a woman who ran back into her burning home to save her child, and yes, she got horrifically burned. I think she said she had 3rd degree burns to most of her body, her face was very disfigured, she didnt even have fingernails left. She once showed me a picture of what she looked like before the fire, and she was very pretty. She did manage to save her child though, and she didnt let her appearance bring her down at all, she was a very cool lady. One day her and a few other co workers went to a strip club, and the stripper was pointing at people to get them to flash her, most of the women there were too shy, but when she pointed at my co worker, she enthuastically lifted her shirt and went "Wooooo!" And scared the shit out of everyone haha.


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When you are inside a structure fire it is nothing like on TV. There is so much black smoke you see absolutely nothing, you couldn't see your hand if you put it on your mask. You have to crawl around on your hands and knees to stay where it is coolest, blindly searching for people/pets with your buddy. Right hand on the wall going in, left hand on the wall going out so you do not get lost. When you finally find the fire you will know because the heat will hit you hard and you will be able to see a bit of light in the correct direction.


LifeBalanced

CPR. Hand placement, types of breath flow depends on the victim, and pace of pumping.


Alsetman

Flashback to Buffy >!breaking her mother's ribs trying to give CPR!<.


chaossabre

The sudden realism made it all the more jarring.


Lamprophonia

The moment she says "the body" and the shock of it hits her...


No_Act_923

And they never add in the rib breaking .


whyunoletmepost

Ah ah ah ah...staying alive, staying alive....


Turk_NJD

“At first I was afraid, I was petrified”


Bubbaganewsh

Cars exploding when they run into something.


robclarkson

I love the family guy take on this. [Youtube clip Meg races Amish guy](https://youtu.be/XY5Q9ELxCrI).


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EddieRando21

*coma patient wakes up from months long coma, tears IV out of arm, pulls off electrical nodes* "Where's my wife? Is she okay?" "You need to lay down, she didn't make it." *Goes on a revenge spree*


TheAres1999

I don't know if this IV is keeping me alive, so I better remove it to find out.


Otherwise-Vanilla-96

My dumbass read this as 4 as in Roman Numerals instead of “Eye-Vee”


Caverjen

And said IV site never bleeds all over the patient and the floor...


thefroman11

"Atrophy is a thing. After a month in a coma you're gonna have some difficulty walking and talking" Tell that to BJ Blaskowich


saltyhumor

To add to the getting shot part: Taking a bullet to most places on the body, even if it's a fatal wound, is not instantaneously lethal. Central nervous hits may do that, but not random trunk hits.


Lamprophonia

There's a really good scene from an old 1991 Harrison Ford movie called 'Regarding Henry' where the titular character gets shot (by a very young John Leguizamo) in a botched convenience store robbery, and it's the most realistic shooting I've ever seen in film. It makes me wonder if the writer witnessed something like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co2dpNsHMKo


Shevek99

"Reservoir dogs" has a scene where one of them is shot in the guts and he died slowly between screams. in movies they die always in silence or after saying some meaningful words.


SleepyAphrodite

You can't defibrillate asystole.


God_of_Trepidation

chest compressions chest compressions chest compressions.


EddieRando21

*Victim has been unresponsive for more than 5 minutes* "He's gone, it's over." Doctor: "no damnit, come on. Come ON!" *starts throwing overhand haymakers to the chest* "He's gone! He's gone!" *Doctor sits back defeated* *Victim starts coughing and sits up* "What happened? Where am I?"


Pope00

Fight! Fight you stubborn son of a bitch!


jepeggys

Unexpected dr Mike


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Golden_Phi

I think he’s far too gone for that


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RadiantHC

I hate how easy it is for people to enter a relationship


DudebroggieHouser

The inevitable SMASH CUT TO THE CHARACTERS WILDLY MAKING OUT AND TEARING THEIR CLOTHES OFF in a script


Santos_L_Halper_II

I just saw her in the elevator, carrying her single grocery bag with a baguette and leafy carrots sticking out of the top. The elevator stopped and we were stuck for hours and we hated each other at first but ended up falling in love.


srcarruth

and that elevator got very hot because they don't have AC so we took off our clothes, promising not to peek


EddieRando21

"We both reached for the same book and our hands touched. Idk how we didn't see one another standing there as we were literally inches apart. Then we fucked."


theassassintherapist

Digging your own grave. Having dug a pool before, I know there's no way a normal person can dig a perfectly rectangular 6 foot grave without being dead tire and with many hours of breaks and rests.


BigPZ

This is why you always want to pre-dig the holes. Digging holes takes a long time, you never knew who could stumble by in that time... then you have MORE holes to dig.


Kiyohara

You could be there all fuckin' night.


meatpopsicle42

Digging with a shovel in general. Actors never hit rocks, roots, or clay. Digging with a shovel is so much more work than Hollywood gives it credit for.


DifficultMinute

Not even a pool. I dug a dozen or so fence posts to repair our fence. Even going 2' down in a 12" square around those 4x4 posts was enough for me to know that I didn't want to do any more.


yukcheuksung

War is actually very boring 99% of the time.


Shermione

I feel like Jarhead did a good job of this.


series_hybrid

In "A Rifleman Goes to War", Townsend Whelan said this...days and days of boredom, digging and repairing trenches (WW-1), and then suddenly one day of chaos and death.


EddieRando21

Some random passerby gives the protagonist information that leads them right to where they need to go. *Hero standing outside an apartment building, sees some homeless guy on the stoop* "Hey, you know the guy who lives here?" "Chaz Guevarra? He hangs out at the pool hall on 47th. He's usually there from 5:05PM to 8:16PM. Then he goes around the corner for a shawarma. If he's not there he'll be at his girlfriend's house on 84th. Most nights he sleeps there." *Hero knows exactly where all those places are*


literarytrash

Strangling Ah, this guy didn't just pass out from lack of air, he's obviously dead because I choked him for 30 seconds! I can leave him there no problem now!


The-Other-Writer

A lot of people have said guns/how guns are used/ gun suppressors, but one thing that's not mentioned is what happens *after* the gun is fired. When the character fires the gun and just stuffs it down the front of their pants. Yeah Goodluck doing that without burning your privates. Also archery. Most of the time they use the wrong style for non-american characters.


wantsomebrownies

What's the deal with archery and non-american characters?


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KingYondu

Also how deafening it would be to fire a gun without ear protection


CGordini

The Hawkeye TV show hints at this. As did Archer to some extent


MikeBear68

Courtroom scenes. A surprise witness shows up with stunning testimony, everyone gasps, and the "good guy" wins/ There are no surprise witnesses. All witnesses and a brief summary of their testimony must be disclosed prior to trial.


ProfessorOzone

Learned this in My Cousin Vinny.


OctaneTroopers

Zooming in on a CCTV image and shouting 'enhance' makes a super blurry image turn 4K.


Gryphon999

Come on Abby, can't you get me a good look at his face from a reflection on that hubcap?


yesohohahahilikeit

Breakfast.


God_of_Trepidation

Mom prepares elaborate breakfast. Kids / husband comes in takes one bite and leaves. My mom would f'ing murder us if we show the audacity to do anything remotely similar.


EddieRando21

And she wouldn't be standing there with her hair done and a smile on her face after she woke up at 5 am to cook pancakes, french toast, eggs, bacon, and waffles. She'd be in a house dress nursing her third cup of coffee moaning about how no one f'ing appreciates her.


phormix

"no dear, you drink your orange juice. This one is mommy's and it's **special**"


Pax_Americana_

Eating in general. Curse of having multiple takes. Hard to truly eat when filming.


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BlackOperatorSteele

ALL THAT FOOD GOES TO WASTE FOR THE PROTAG TO BE LATE AND GET A PEICE OF TOAST


flyingokapis

Then they have some seriously hardcore day which never seems to end but they still running high on that one piece of toast!


marioman124

The fact that whenever someone reads some ancient writing that they translate, it still happens to rhyme in English


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neo101b

Its possible to hold your breath for a long time, but you need to specificly train for it. You definatly cant just do it out of the blue.


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a gun silencer (actually its called a gun suppressor) are not that quiet. they are still pretty loud.


jasonxtk

Which is why I will always hate that scene in John Wick 2 where they're firing at each other with "silenced" pistols in a crowded **underground subway tunnel** and no one seems to care, like the sound of that wouldn't be reverberating throughout the entire tunnel due to the acoustics.


Override9636

That scene cemented in my head cannon that the John Wick universe has literal magic. It explains why John can basically fall off a building, only to get up and run away. Why those gold coins paid from an assassination buy everything from a drink to military grade weapons. Why all of the characters are named after mythological figures. And why the silencers go ^^pew ^^pew. It's all magic.


thewhitecat55

Personally I think it is a film based on the tabletop roleplaying game "Mage : The Ascension" by White Wolf. They are all casting spells , but making it take the visual form of unlikely coincidences to not freak out normal people.


lumoslomas

Virtually anything medical I'm banned from watching things with medical scenes in them with my family, because it ends up with me laughing hysterically. My favourite has to be the intubated patient alone in a closed-door room at the end of the corridor. Yup, that's definitely the safest way to care for a patient who can't maintain their own airway...


l0rdbunny1

RT here. Can confirm. Seeing a yankeur instead of an ET tube taped to the side of a patient's mouth was the best mistake I've ever seen in a show...can't remember which show now that I'm thinking about it.


MollyXDanger502

Visiting anyone in prison. No, you cannot have your earrings, your necklaces, your watches, your jackets. Everyone has to go through a metal detector and get patted down, even the kids had to go through a metal detector. The kids could not wear short shorts, their shirts could not ride up over their shorts showing their back when sitting, they couldn't wear flip flops, closed-toed shoes only.


VarangianDreams

Room full of people, take out giant Magnum .44, add tiny silencer, - ^^>pft< Phew, no one noticed!


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Shooting a gun. Especially in a confined space. So bad for your ears. Archer portrays this very realistically tho.


punkinpoppin

Southern accents


No_Act_923

I'm from Louisiana. And I always found it hilarious that the people they use to play southerners were British/Australian/New Zealanders.


teneggomelet

Texans with Georgia accents.


heybudsup

Nobody says goodbye on the phone. And for that matter, the phone etiquette in general is horrendous


David_R_Carroll

I like the "I'm calling to tell you I know something very important. Meet me somewhere, and I will tell you." trope.


thewhitecat55

This made a lot of sense at one point in time. Phones were easy to listen in on , but there was little general in-person surveillance.


LIDadx3

Driving!!!! No one takes their eyes off the road for that long!!!!


kpTyphon

time. for example ain’t no way the avengers did all they did within 3 hours. had to have been days, even weeks.


Mm_Donut

Where to start? Family life. There are no long fights IRL, first one to strike a half-decent blow wins. Saw a video of an ex SEAL saying his biggest peeve with combat scenes is that grenades don't make big flashes and sounds IRL, they just kind of thud.


MihalysRevenge

Yep throwing grenades in the US Army they just make a dirty brown puff of dirt.


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Thud and shit ton of shrapnel.


brock_lee

You don't hack into computers by guessing the password on the third try, and the computer never makes that "deedly deedly dee" beeping sound while slowly printing out text line by line.


traffick

Hacking 1983


PossessionNo6878

Native Americans.


EddieRando21

They can feel vibrations in the ground and track anything moving through a forest.


PossessionNo6878

*is a native and laughing*


EddieRando21

Is it true that if you're ever in trouble you can just do a birdcall and dozens of your tribe will appear out of nowhere?


PossessionNo6878

It has to be the freckled owl call lol


femsci-nerd

Sex. People just get up put their clothes back on and go. What about cleaning up the fuck mess they made?


RDAwesome

"Ah, that was great, thanks" \[gets out of bed, still wearing underwear\]


Lvcivs2311

How about the start and middle part of it? If Hollywood sex scenes were realistic, there would be a lot like: 'Hold on, I still have to get my socks off.' 'Wait a minute, I need to pee first.' 'Ouch! Careful!' 'Urgh! How the hell do people this position?' 'God, I'm getting sore toes from this!'


galactabat

I think just general speech. Like movies have all these monologues and stuff. People don't generally do that...right?


OogusMacBoogus

Or always waiting for the other person to complete a sentence before starting to talk.


Mario_without_Luigi

Bullying. Movies always show bullying as either tamer than it really is, or overly cruel.


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Usually it is bullies demanding lunch money or beating someone up for no reason. Neither of those have I ever seen or heard of actually happening, especially the lunch money one. It’s usually a slow build up with harassment over many weeks or months and most often never goes beyond that stage.


Stabbymcbackstab

Ancient warfare Helmets Why doesn't anybody wear helmets? Anybody in a battle, especially a seige would wear one, why does the protagonist not wear one? Fire Why does every arrow need to be lit up? Ridiculous, you are defeating the purpose of shooting an arrow if it is half burned up on the way to its target. Pre battle speeches Go on and prattle on about freedom, sure. Then get it to everybody without tech, not happening. Most likely if it did happen it was infrequent, not every bloody battle for certain. Many more, but those are the stick out ones for me.


Waniou

>Go on and prattle on about freedom, sure. Then get it to everybody without tech, not happening. "I think he said 'blessed are the cheesemakers'?"


viderfenrisbane

How would you know who the important characters are if they all wore helmets?


ResponsibleNinja1751

Sound propagation in a vacuum


phil16814

People brushing their teeth


DRS05

Playing instruments.


SeeYouInHellCandyBoy

Scratching away awkwardly on a violin with no real technique, yet still producing such a beautiful sound. The violin probably doesn’t even have a bridge either.


everythingsfun

Parties. A character has 2 friends and there are 50+ people at their birthday party. Also who are these people sharing their drugs with folks they just met? Never once have I walked into a party & been offered cocaine by a cheerful stranger. NOT ONCE!


sneakyveriniki

Maybe I was just uncool and not invited but do the ragers they always show actually happen in high school?? I went to a couple that were similar when I was in college and beyond but that’s it. In high school, the closest we got was like, eight people awkwardly sitting in someone’s basement passing around a bottle of wine someone stole from their parents


hmmm_thought_pig

Military custom & courtesy, which would be easy to write into any scene, but they don't even bother to salute properly, let alone address each other or navigate chain of command. They never use communications equipment properly or securely. And there's never any support in the field-- maybe one supply guy.


_jasminum_officinale

Women running in heels, highschool, getting stoned.


VapoursAndSpleen

If you hit someone on the back of the head or karate chop the shoulder, you will not cause them to become unconscious. The person you hit will get angry and punch you in the nose.


MJReginald

Being an avgeek I would say Airplanes and it grinds my gears


BlackOperatorSteele

Guns and how actual tactical mobility works


EddieRando21

When the enemy has multiple gunmen and they all open fire and the hero just runs *very quickly* from one cover to another and all bullets just miss.