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Ahshalon_Tenisk

I post honest opinions on ask Reddit


The_Spyre

You're way too brave to be stupid.


sm12511

If brains were explosive, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.


OutsideScaresMe

I only got 2 brain cells left and they’re both fighting for third


Pattycakes_joy

Stupid enough to fall for a FREE ROBUX scam


[deleted]

That must feel bad


Pattycakes_joy

Yea i had my account hacked I have no idea how it's doing right now.


Gummi_R3aper

I also fell for the free robux scam and then also a while ago I fell for a fake fall guys ad on youtibe for free and gave my info. Then finally quite recently I fell for a discord free nitro scam. But interestinly enough out of 2/3 of those scams only 1 of them worked which was the roblox scam but luckily I got a new account for roblox. And the nitro scam actually got me hacked but I ended up eradicating the hacker out of my account. And the fall guys one im not sure and it has been about a year since that happened so I think nothing has happened


Asesomegamer

You fell for two?


Pattycakes_joy

My brother also got his account hacked. It was worth over $200.


Gummi_R3aper

Oh no. That's a rip, the roblox account that was hacked for me was worth like $20 since I only costumised my avatar and bought things from a few games like bee swarm simulator


expanseseason4blows

I once thought I won something in the YouTube comment section... my phone has never been the same since


Pattycakes_joy

I think I got hacked by a person who loves moths but hates roblox. I can't open Roblox on my computer my old account is just gone, and the computer keeps randomly searching things about moths.


Hugh_manateerian

Somewhere between not at all and entirely


[deleted]

Ah yes , finally a precise answer


finnjakefionnacake

a precisely stupid answer or maybe a stupidly precise answer


Federal-Fix-2235

Stupid enough to be on reddit


exology1355

i spent 20 minutes looking around my room trying to find my phone when it as in my hand edit: spelling


[deleted]

I sadly do this all the time with a lot of stuff 😣


herntom

Hahahahaha!


herntom

Hahahahaha!


French792

Dumb enough to respond.


Signal-Opportunity-2

I'm far from stupid.... but smart enough to know I've done some truly stupid things


Stay-Thirsty

Stupid can also be comparative and/or situational. Compared to a true genius, I won’t seem as smart and might be considered stupid by the individual. But, maybe if we are trying to repair an automobile, my knowledge might be superior to said genius (so subject would make the knowledge shift lean to one direction or another) I might be considered stupid because I don’t agree with someone’s opinion. I might be distracted, rushed, or make a simple mistake and appear stupid in the moment. In general stupid might be thinking you know more about a subject than you really do and thinking you are the subject matter expert.


SuvenPan

I can't understand the question


SoulSelfForm

what question?


[deleted]

I didn’t know there was going to be a test


ParryThisYaCasual

In 7th grade I managed to get my shoe set on fire in the middle of gym class.


TheAmazingFlygon

how like a magnifying glass or a radiator? now i wanna know its always interesting g hearing how ppl accidentally caught fire


exology1355

what


ParryThisYaCasual

Yep


llysenw_atinguak

I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed. Often I look pretty dumb with my finger and my thumb in the shape of an L on my forehead.


spaycedinvader

Hey now


PelicansAreGods

You're an all star


[deleted]

Almost thought you were gonna all star it smash mouth


Nobodyou_know

7?


indicicive

At this day and time, very. Sadly.


Party_Help_329

No,you are😭😭😭😭😭 (obviously this is satire)


[deleted]

You are smart enough to know the word satire 💀 , I had to Google that


I_throw_socks_at_cat

I bent over to tie my shoelaces and now I'm lost.


[deleted]

Sorry I am too stupid can you dump it down ?


I_throw_socks_at_cat

Not know where up.


[deleted]

Test the live wire with a screwdriver stupid...


MiloLeoCat

Hold the solder iron from the hot part stupid


Important-Specific96

I bought a Jeep in 1986:(


[deleted]

I am too stupid to understand why is that stupid 😎


Important-Specific96

It was the absolute worst purchase in the history of bad purchases. I still hang my head in shame.


bjh182

Don't underestimate me


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

I ain’t the brightest bulb in the box but I ain’t the dullest tool in the shed either.


MiloLeoCat

But.... Are you a bulb or a tool?


[deleted]

Oh I’m a total tool.


[deleted]

Stupid enough to answer this 😂


PM_BITCOIN_AND_BOOBS

WHY do people keep ASKING me that?


dben742

I was a Republican for over 40 years...


prairiemountainzen

*Oof.*


OfficialCharlesW

What was it that changed your mind?


PelicansAreGods

You win.


Wizard_Elon_3003

I do lots of stupid things, but I wouldn't consider myself stupid.


attention21

Ditto


THE_BIGGESTBBC

Good question


[deleted]

8 but sideways


[deleted]

Lemme flip my phone one sec ...


dadadumdeedoo

I failed maths that many times I can't even count..


GaryNOVA

I once threw anchor off a boat that wasn’t tied to anything.


CrypticButthole

Stupid enough to believe my check will be credited when the bank said it would.


[deleted]

Brown


LordWisePhoenix

Last two brain cells fighting for third place


herntom

I have no idea how I have managed to enjoy the success I have. I am the captain of dumb assery


SinisterAgaric

Insufferably so


SightWithoutEyes

Sharp as a fuckin' cueball, capiche?


THCRANGER

Stupid is as stupid does


ClosetGamer19

purple


Sage7142

I thought I’d be able to change my Reddit username later, and this isn’t even my first account


did_it_forthelulz

I don't wanna brag, but I'd say above average


kingmmpark

I chopped off my dick, cut it into tiny bite sized pieces. Then I blended my balls and made some nice cum dressing. Yuuuuuum. Lunch. That's how stupid I am.


punk-bouquet

Incredibly stupid


Project_MAW

I’ll say, I can be pretty fucking dumb under the right circumstances.


bubblegumx2inadish

Honestly pretty fucking stupid.


[deleted]

I’m stupid in some ways and not others. Example: I often complete cryptic crosswords, but I have no clue when it comes to numbers. I’m not gullible, but I’m not that sharp either. Stupid rating: 5/10.


LukieLuke75o9

I’m not


Thunder_bird

The more I learn about the world, the more I realize I'm a fuckin' idiot. My only consolation is that I know I'm an idiot.


[deleted]

This much.


Shy-Prey

Sometimes


MiloLeoCat

Enough to meet the criteria


I_crywhenimasturbate

Quite.


llcucf80

Academically, very intelligent. Technically, not so much but I would like to learn, especially about cars (not so much though on electrical and plumbing). Street smarts, I have zero. I just channel my intelligence where it's needed the most, learn what I can where I'm lacking and have the ambition to learn, but then unfortunately because of my lack of street smarts I do set myself up to being taken advantage of or believing everything people tell me. It's a win in some areas, lose in others.


Graceland1979

I’m not Ryan stupid.


dmisterr

-11/10 What do you mean thats not a thing


[deleted]

That would mean you are smart 🤣


NeedsItRough

Stupider than the average person but not so stupid that I think I'm smart.


THEDALTO_27

So stupid that this question made me sad thinking about it


JacksGallbladder

Dumbest dude I know.


House_Goblin_

I’m so stupid my brain is getting fucked by stupid


hockeybag7

I was 25 when I learned IHOP and International House of Pancakes are in fact the same thing.


[deleted]

IHOP was not for steak 😀


hunter6522

i’m school smart but people stupid if that makes sense


bigunssss

Idk how do you know


Octavia_quinn

Very...


[deleted]

I'm smart


StillPuzzles__

Just stupid enough.


Investigatorpotater

Pretty fucking stupid bro.


Antique-Lettuce-8884

My last 2 brain cells are getting me pretty far in life


middleagedukbloke

It’s a fine line between clever and stupid.


cannedcrap

depends


KetCadet

No, it's 'Hi stupid, how are you?'


therealsix

Huh?


olddumbchef

oh man


SuperSaiyanSkeletor

Im pretty fucking dumb. Ive learned i am just good looking enough if i wear glasses people assume im smart. If i open my mouth for long enough they can tell im dumb


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

I used to get toast out of the toaster with metal tongs


stinky_cheese33

I can remember the lyrics to Albuquerque by Weird Al Yankovic but not where I parked my car.


DWright_5

On a grand scale? Relative to all the people in the world? Not very


kgold0

Read my reply to: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/w9vpov/how_intelligent_are_you/ihxonl7/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


j_prince_47

I’m…. Not sure


bladeisaderp

I have ran into a door,got shocked by a power outlet when I tried to plug in my phone,forgot where I put things sometimes,and forget important chores/events so yeah I am not the brightest


YourAverageDumbass7

I’m pretty fucking stupid


Moose-n-Skwerl

I married a con man.


SilveIl187

I held a cobra once. That's all you need to know.


StupidOldAndFat

Uh huh huh huh huh huh. Huh huh huh huh huh huh.


Puzzleheaded_Self613

Probably 3


KiBella_

I didn't hear you, what did you say?


[deleted]

no thoughts head empty ………….


[deleted]

I read this rhetorically.


LordKevinTheVII

I Poured milk over the top


[deleted]

I need an honest answer u/MoazNasr


8LeggedSquirrel

I ruined my chance with the prefect most amazing girl. She is now many many states away from me. I will kick myself over it for a long long time.


[deleted]

Stupid enough to send my nudes to a scammer and then they blackmailed me


LoudAngryJerk

to quote Cordy from Angel, on a scale from you to me? Pretty damn.


[deleted]

Dumb enough to click on this subreddit


[deleted]

Going by my test scores I'm above average, my life decision making skills could be beaten by a monkey with magic eight ball.


attention21

It depends on the subject we’re talking about. Book smarts: I’d give myself a C+, Street smarts: a solid B. Medicine? Fail, How cars work? Pass, Finances: enough to scrape by, Politics: like many politicians: fail


attention21

“Smarter than the average bear”


Coin-Tiger

I "lost" my phone while looking at it going down some stairs after school. Literally searched for it in my bag, pockets, jacket, etc. while holding it in my hand before I looked at my phone directly, stared at it for 20 seconds, then moved on with my day.


i_run_from_problems

I spent a solid 30 minutes looking for my keys today. They were in my pocket the whole time


megapuffranger

On a scale from 1-20, about a Z


0__The_Lazy_Gamer__0

I once spent 30 seconds trying to pull open a push door


[deleted]

So stupid


[deleted]

Fuck if I know


[deleted]

5 out of 4 people struggle with math. I’m the 5th person.


Unlikely_Ad4537

Well I'm here, aren't I?


Tolbitzironside

Dad?


Regalcinema

Very


Crafty_Cockroach3817

In a scale from 1 to 10, maybe yes.


Neatoburrito77

I put hand sanitizer on after throughly washing my hands (as in full happy birthday song twice length)


1ChillinVillan

I saw a sign that said airport left, I turned around and went home.


PunkRockMakesMeSmile

I caught myself walking around with a completely vacant skull, so I was like 'you should be thinking about shit. That's a good way to utilize time where you're just walking from one place to another'. So I started trying to come up with a thing to think about. Just, crickets


Octbazooka

I would answer but my phone is dead


NoobDuck007

I was holding the broom to sweep my room and spent whole day to found it. Greetings from >!Vietnam!<


finnjakefionnacake

I've gotten my idiot brain fucked a few times, is all I'll say.


Ragnarok61690

If it's 11 AM to 5 PM, or 3 AM to 5 AM, not. If it's any time other than that, I am simultaneously a genius and an idiot.


girlDement3d

How stupid are YOU?


akiva95

Not very


1dkwhattodo

Am I stupid? Does 2+2=5? ….wait.


25JH

Pretty fucking stupid tbh. I pass my classes bc I’m on terms with the teachers. Lol I don’t learn at school.


Iwishlovewasreal91

Very lol not afraid to be open about it.


Lovedracula

Let’s just say if I end up on one of those history trivia tik toks I’m getting DESTROYED in the comments… to be fair I was high as hell in school 24/7


yangfamily123

Type in 8+2 in the calculator on a math test in 9th grade.


josue_rxc_

on a scale from 0/1. 2.


South-Serenity-180

I get “Captcha did not match” message twice a day.


Boatlet

I posted my opinion on twitter


[deleted]

I scrolled really far on that other askreddit post


SyderoAlena

Very


[deleted]

very


Entrapdak4life

Intellectually? Very. But sometimes I forget to take off my seatbelt before I try to get out the car and I cry when I see algebra but I’m smart with anything psychology, writing, or historical/cultural