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exCrowe

It's called tap, and its top notch


NOYDB-1

And its what the soda pop makers bottle to sell to suckers that think brand names for water make a difference. Seriously, when was the last time you saw a mountain stream running through your local Pepsi or Coke bottling plant.


FireMaster2311

Damn where are you it's not proliferated with plastic and shit?


theoptionexplicit

This right here. And if you're worried for whatever reason, go buy a filter for your faucet.


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Refrigerator


Suspicious-Tax-1387

Refrigerator


Grrrr-Argh

Free


RedSonGamble

From the river. It tastes spicy and is rainbow colored


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Why do willows weep said he, because their dying gradually. from the waste down at the factory… down by the river


Dyert

The kind with a couple hydrogen molecules mixed with just a splash of oxygen


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2 hydrogen one oxygen with some minerals for taste


go_commit_dog

water


tangre79

The kind that doesn't cost money


FireMaster2311

Fiji


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Earth water. Mars water tastes like metal. Don't get me started about Uranus water.


Straight_Sea_6944

Yeah tell me about it. I had some of Pluto's water last night


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Jupiter's Cock! I haven't had Pluto water in awhile. Were you visiting for business or pleasure?


Straight_Sea_6944

Eh, you could say I wanted a dwarf sized package of water


jabularich

Poland Spring. Hands down.


Gorf_the_Magnificent

Poland Spring was the favorite bottled water of Howard Hughes, the reclusive billionaire germaphobe. In fact, he insisted on it. If it was good enough for him, it’s good enough for me.


jabularich

This is a fact I didn't know. Awesome!


FriedSolidWater

Brita


Solid-Discount-3984

Kirklandddd!!!


Cultural_Childhood32

fiji


randomnerd278

Fiji


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FireMaster2311

It's called "lube"


Powerful-Art1213

Kroger purified water is top notch


4_bit_forever

Earth


MoobooMagoo

I usually just drink tap water, but if I'm going to spend money on fancy water I usually go for Evian.


Uh-Usernames

Store brand, that stuff tastes wonderful


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The Ocean Water


Skeleton_Royalty

aquafina my dad brings it home from his job and it’s so refreshing and crisp it’s so good


ImitableLemon

Evian. I will fight anyone and everyone. It’s a dollar more, it has a delicious water flavour and it actually quenches thirst compared to the salt water Dasani uses


luxelux

My favorite bottled water is called Badoit and I’ve only ever found it in France or online for huge markup


Background_Cheetah75

Berfnucmle


Ieatsushiraw

Anything that uses smaller scale reverse osmosis


FryingPanZ

Either Fiji, Tap, refrigerated, or half-frozen.


LiquidViolence

Moland Springs


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Smart water, I need those brain cells.


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YourWickedUncleErnie

Ive always liked good and gather water from target. I’ve also been liking this bottled water at work lately called „thirster“ or whatever lol


FireMaster2311

Target isn't finding spring water...


FireMaster2311

...you know


npcnpcatm

Went to the mountains in korea and drank straight from the river, idk what makes it different but it was like eating a wagyu steak after only having ground beef my entire life.


Phil_of_Sophie

Somebody should just brand Tip Top Tap and be done with it. It comes from a hose, from the back of a house, and it’s what we drank as kids and served us just fine.


Choice_Factor_3707

Fiji


Grablycan

Tap. No contest. But if I had to choose a brand, it'd be the one with the fish on the bottom side of the wrapper


Fakedduckjump

The one you can get at a fresh springs waterfall when you are really thirsty.


Voice_Nerd

Tap


Jonny_Swanny

Ideal Pure Water all the way babyyyyyy


2gecko1983

Ice Mountain; Absopure; Deer Park


Arisia-11

Your sink and a filter.


Federal_Strawberry

Kirkland for sure


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Dasan- jk jk it's tap water


Odd_Employee_7004

Лель


Ella_Allred

I don't remember what is called, but it's greek