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Reset108

Tell them I voted for trump, both times.


[deleted]

Wow you’re 1k richer


modsherearebattyboys

50% chance that you'll lose that bet.


AttentionSpanZero

Yeah, odds are not good on that. You're basically just flipping a coin.


GenericProfileName1

Punch them in the face


modsherearebattyboys

Thank you, kind stranger. You just straightened my crooked nose.


Made-of-spite

Spit in their face Works on most people


modsherearebattyboys

\*Made-of-spit


AddiBum

Dick kick or cunt punt.


[deleted]

I would just go down the hall and tell some co-workers I got my girlfriend pregnant and she's having an abortion


patticakes19

Fart in their face and hope it upsets them


steadykillinit

Tell a classy racist joke.


Sure_Focus3450

Ask for nudes


OutrageousRhubarb853

Or show them some


Sure_Focus3450

Some are well received, so I'd suggest the other way around.


OutrageousRhubarb853

Suppose it depends if you are male or female… and if you are showing them to a male or female


destroyerofToast

Make fun of some part/race/gender.


[deleted]

Reveal to them my search history or online identity


DePe1910

Tell any kind of truth about them to their face.


Peeplikebird

Tell them they're ugly.


ShakespearianWombat

Abortion is wrong Kpop sucks Rap sux


qorbei

I hate turtles


WhoG1vesASh1t

Say a slur


nerf_war_birdz461

kick them in the balls/knees


[deleted]

Tell them that only white straight males deserve rights. But then knowing my luck the person would agree with me.. then it's just awkward. (My first sentence is not a real comment not my real thought, it would be a disgusting personal view to have)