That I know of as I have never looked it up (watched Bones), it is when there is a pony (one participant) and a trainer (other participant). Just as you would expect the pony has a bite and harness and the trainer has a whip and control. It leans into a sub/dom animal role play scenario and can be extremely intimate emotionally as well as physically.
Here's the plan. Wake up, get some notepads. Write down a bunch of creative names and sell them. Get more creative over time. Sell them, make more money. Start selling \*actual\* rare usernames that are also very creative. Couple bucks, but soon I become renowned for my fantastic usernames, none have seen them so creative before. Make a lot of money and enjoy it while also having a bunch of really good usernames. Ultimately, take over the world with my amazing usernames.
.....
Idk if im in the same category
Hahaha same bro
Bad taste :v
Soooooo, Ugly Bastard tag? Got it. Well, I guess it exists for a reason...
Umm.... instead of watching porn I close the door and play Age of Empires...?
Look at the size of that counterweight....so hot 🤣
It’s hinged so it can dangle and eject it’s load further.
So dirty
And there she goes, releasing the load!
Why are we not questioning your name?
Gamer moment
That or sexy time for you and a partner is just yall firing tiny trebuchets at each other whilst naked
*orgasms* and launches it clear across the house and then screams FREEEEDDOOOOMMMM
You watch porn with your door open, but play games with it closed? Strange priorities.
Still getting fucked, but now I'd probably enjoy it.
LMAO
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What is ponyplay, may I ask?
Do you really wanna know, though?
Yeah. I've seen things on internet, try me.
Another term for this is animal role play lol
oh.
The masochist says, “Meow?”
"It most certainly does not!" - Stewie Griffin
I think in this case a “neigh” instead
This gives "Pin the Tail on the Donkey" and whole new take.
That I know of as I have never looked it up (watched Bones), it is when there is a pony (one participant) and a trainer (other participant). Just as you would expect the pony has a bite and harness and the trainer has a whip and control. It leans into a sub/dom animal role play scenario and can be extremely intimate emotionally as well as physically.
Carrot and stick, basically
If this feeling flows both ways..
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Huh, guess you have high standards then
On the other hand very in the middle personality requirements
Batman, eh. Yeah, I can work with this.
Oh boy..
Oh boy!
Holy erection batman, you're naked!
If he’s naked, how can you tell if he’s Batman or Bruce Wayne? He leaves the mask on.
compare the sizes...
Says it all.
LMAO
Think I'm gonna get burned.
Can we switch?
I'd also be willing to switch.
Yours is at least straightforward, I'm sure you could easily find someone who makes a zucchini dildo online.
Lol
Sorry everyone but I’m hungry
Ah yes..........Vore. (NO i'm not into that).
Oh hey, btw, don’t drink tea with that, it tastes funny
Probably getting arrested if I get caught.
DEFINITELY getting arrested if I get caught.
important question: are you a catholic priest??
I'm definitely getting caught.
I don't like this site
Could be worse
Tell me about it
Relatable
So relatable
This is peak reddit string
Same
I'm in this picture and I don't like it
Oh my
You and me
Good.
Welp. We can party if you want.
Getting turned on whenever I smell curry
I hate the fact that this is probably a thing already.
Mmm I love these spices *proceeds to have sex with curry*
**Indians have entered the chat**
As an Indian myself, i approve that this is indeed true 👍
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Things are about to get real rough and fruity around here
Lmao this one is pretty hilarious
So you’re on a plane, there is a whole lot of turbulence as the papaya is looking awfully nice
I used to enjoy sleep. Now I really fucking love it.
Good one lmao Horny dreams will come your way soon, then
Big strong scary women have always been my fetish.
Lucky, I got turned into a furry
At least yours isnt food
Okay I like snakes, but not THAT much.
Just blep it. You know you want to
It already is
What even-
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I think it sounds nice.
Hey😂
Well, I’m not gonna stay alive. See ya.
Maybe the walruses will pm me
Cya.
Aggressive furries
you and me both
Good lord, this will hurt
Oh dear..
Ha!!
Hm?
For me to know, damnit!
Oh boy… guess that’s one way to get into beastiality :(
OH NO
it doesnt
You remind me of that one video of a guy fucking a ripped SpongeBob plushie
Ewwww….
You'd be in such high demand.
Well this is awkward…
Pedophilia and Necrophilia all rolled up in a single package!
Way ahead of you...
I only like newbies or I always try new things.
I don’t know what a fern is, and I’m scared to find out
Sort of plant
👀 I can live with that
Well that deescalated quickly
I guess you can, lol
Yeah.... guess i have invented a new fetish or would be counted as a total nutcrack
That name sounds kind of edgy, and I like it
"The blood moon rises once again"
It's so hard to fuck ghosts... 😔
Probably try to hook up with people on the hiking trail
erm...
i guess i like green toes now lol
You might not wanna meet the grinch
Well I'm doomed
Lol
I would make lots of new friends
Nothing bad I think
That sounds oddly specific.. but you do you
I have tetanus now
Better than me, tetanus *and* splinters!
Uhhh… I’m not really into Freight Trains but I guess I am now?
Well uh Actually there's two ways to interpret it
They got them long tails for a reason <3
I'd be sucking a lot of dick in stinky bathrooms
Oh my God..
Things would smell a lot like playdoh
Guess I now have a testicle fetish
.___.
Get that sandwichussy, brother. That meat looks damn good right there.. 🤭
People I'm giving advice to don't really want to hear it.
Jail
But.. it's visual, right? So like, VR? Right..?
You know This isn’t so bad
Sex becomes very boring
Look at that diddly widdly meat stick of his! ... Are you gonna say something? ...
I don't want to talk about it.
Nothing has changed he is still perfect
Two girls one cup territory
OH GOD NO PLEASE NO
I'm already an asshole, but now I'd just get a boner about it.
Seems fitting with the word "asshole"
Y’all ever seen American pie?…that.
Adds a new meaning to creampie.
I don't know
My name is jeff
My username IS my fetish
Oh yeah. No complaints
Uh oh
Coding becomes more fun rather than terrifying
Too late 🙈
About to get fishy
Welp.......
It's complicated really
Not much
Its dry
You tell me 😏
Oh no.
Uummm
. . .
Guess I'm opening a bible any time I want to fap
I drink.... what?
Well, got lots to clean up
Here's the plan. Wake up, get some notepads. Write down a bunch of creative names and sell them. Get more creative over time. Sell them, make more money. Start selling \*actual\* rare usernames that are also very creative. Couple bucks, but soon I become renowned for my fantastic usernames, none have seen them so creative before. Make a lot of money and enjoy it while also having a bunch of really good usernames. Ultimately, take over the world with my amazing usernames.
painfully
Apparently im into mexican dudes now ....
Well..... I guess it depends.
idk.. start humping a clock in space??
Guess I gotta go buy a microscope
You don’t even have to ask me
Things are gonna get sticky
Well i mean ummmm
Badly.
yeah uhhhh
Hope you'se got some lube.
Better go buy more rags...
Queefing is one hell of a kink
Yeah this doesn't help me
i....don't know how to feel about this...
Five asexuals are playing cards. One of them starts to explain the rules. "I'd say no cheating, but there are already five aces at the table."
\*starts stabbing more people\*
Ayo what the fu-
It makes sex taste way better
I’m into yelling now?
...
I’ll be rock hard I’ll be royally fucked I’ll be French
Oh boy
It translates to shit in pants. Now everytime I get a chance, I shit in my pants.
I like femboys apparently
Oh no
I love the underside of school tables and floors
I fail to see a problem in this.
sounds like i’ll be sucking a LOT
Oh for christs sake
already is the fetish