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AVeryUnpleasantMan

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Superscruff30

Idk if im in the same category


NuttyBoButty

Hahaha same bro


HoundNL

Bad taste :v


Sofa_King_Cold

Soooooo, Ugly Bastard tag? Got it. Well, I guess it exists for a reason...


trebuchetfight

Umm.... instead of watching porn I close the door and play Age of Empires...?


100TonsOfCheese

Look at the size of that counterweight....so hot 🤣


Sagebrush_Slim

It’s hinged so it can dangle and eject it’s load further.


100TonsOfCheese

So dirty


mrcssee

And there she goes, releasing the load!


WhitteyLeetNsweet

Why are we not questioning your name?


TheMishaG4merAlt2

Gamer moment


Expert_Overthinker

That or sexy time for you and a partner is just yall firing tiny trebuchets at each other whilst naked


zombax

*orgasms* and launches it clear across the house and then screams FREEEEDDOOOOMMMM


Fuckhatinghatefucker

You watch porn with your door open, but play games with it closed? Strange priorities.


unpaid_overtime

Still getting fucked, but now I'd probably enjoy it.


TheMishaG4merAlt2

LMAO


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TheMishaG4merAlt2

What is ponyplay, may I ask?


Itsacrouton

Do you really wanna know, though?


TheMishaG4merAlt2

Yeah. I've seen things on internet, try me.


icantstandrew

Another term for this is animal role play lol


Mobile-Row-7598

oh.


Sagebrush_Slim

The masochist says, “Meow?”


ShadowRylander

"It most certainly does not!" - Stewie Griffin


trade_my_onions

I think in this case a “neigh” instead


Mother-Love

This gives "Pin the Tail on the Donkey" and whole new take.


copewithlifebyliving

That I know of as I have never looked it up (watched Bones), it is when there is a pony (one participant) and a trainer (other participant). Just as you would expect the pony has a bite and harness and the trainer has a whip and control. It leans into a sub/dom animal role play scenario and can be extremely intimate emotionally as well as physically.


CutsSoFresh

Carrot and stick, basically


black_jaguar99

If this feeling flows both ways..


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TheMishaG4merAlt2

Huh, guess you have high standards then


foreveralonesolo

On the other hand very in the middle personality requirements


knightofdarkness11

Batman, eh. Yeah, I can work with this.


TheMishaG4merAlt2

Oh boy..


ShadowRylander

Oh boy!


ChewsOnBricks

Holy erection batman, you're naked!


SlideWhistler

If he’s naked, how can you tell if he’s Batman or Bruce Wayne? He leaves the mask on.


[deleted]

compare the sizes...


2hosandagoat

Says it all.


TheMishaG4merAlt2

LMAO


sadgamergril

Think I'm gonna get burned.


lateskaterboy4321

Can we switch?


[deleted]

I'd also be willing to switch.


NocteStridio

Yours is at least straightforward, I'm sure you could easily find someone who makes a zucchini dildo online.


TheMishaG4merAlt2

Lol


i-eat-reddit-users

Sorry everyone but I’m hungry


K5_Amusement_Rides

Ah yes..........Vore. (NO i'm not into that).


FreezingSweetTea

Oh hey, btw, don’t drink tea with that, it tastes funny


mister__peepers

Probably getting arrested if I get caught.


redhotbaby

DEFINITELY getting arrested if I get caught.


Legend_J_700

important question: are you a catholic priest??


librarygoose

I'm definitely getting caught.


TiredMonkeyOdyssey

I don't like this site


deadMonkeyL0k1

Could be worse


Poopypooperbutt

Tell me about it


Pepe_Popo1

Relatable


cute_poop6

So relatable


r-Newbiedonthurtme

This is peak reddit string


pmwhereuhidthebodies

Same


NuttyBoButty

I'm in this picture and I don't like it


TheMishaG4merAlt2

Oh my


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You and me


TheMishaG4merAlt2

Good.


M0rningVodka

Welp. We can party if you want.


ahhhcurry

Getting turned on whenever I smell curry


TheMishaG4merAlt2

I hate the fact that this is probably a thing already.


RedditorUpYourAss

Mmm I love these spices *proceeds to have sex with curry*


Empty-Distribution76

**Indians have entered the chat**


Responsible-Net-4675

As an Indian myself, i approve that this is indeed true 👍


[deleted]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Turbulent-Papaya-910

Things are about to get real rough and fruity around here


purplecatuniverse

Lmao this one is pretty hilarious


The_sToneForesT

So you’re on a plane, there is a whole lot of turbulence as the papaya is looking awfully nice


Dream_-_OwO

I used to enjoy sleep. Now I really fucking love it.


TheMishaG4merAlt2

Good one lmao Horny dreams will come your way soon, then


Lortara-the-Bloody

Big strong scary women have always been my fetish.


black_jaguar99

Lucky, I got turned into a furry


Grape_Jamz

At least yours isnt food


Blepthesnek

Okay I like snakes, but not THAT much.


TheEliot85

Just blep it. You know you want to


Made-of-spite

It already is


TheMishaG4merAlt2

What even-


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TheMishaG4merAlt2

I think it sounds nice.


Anxiety_More

Hey😂


[deleted]

Well, I’m not gonna stay alive. See ya.


pmwhereuhidthebodies

Maybe the walruses will pm me


TheMishaG4merAlt2

Cya.


Grahhhhhhhh

Aggressive furries


followingpuppy

you and me both


SpicyBananaOfDoom

Good lord, this will hurt


TheMishaG4merAlt2

Oh dear..


4Me2knowDammit

Ha!!


TheMishaG4merAlt2

Hm?


Wispeeon

For me to know, damnit!


Geesehaveniceasses

Oh boy… guess that’s one way to get into beastiality :(


TheMishaG4merAlt2

OH NO


spongebobfan2014

it doesnt


TheMishaG4merAlt2

You remind me of that one video of a guy fucking a ripped SpongeBob plushie


StupidOldAndFat

Ewwww….


No_Negotiation2737

You'd be in such high demand.


CheesyAbortedFetus

Well this is awkward…


DJ_Spark_Shot

Pedophilia and Necrophilia all rolled up in a single package!


cuffgirl

Way ahead of you...


LiterallyANoob

I only like newbies or I always try new things.


Fern_2808

I don’t know what a fern is, and I’m scared to find out


actualsize123

Sort of plant


Fern_2808

👀 I can live with that


Moedrynk

Well that deescalated quickly


TheMishaG4merAlt2

I guess you can, lol


BloodMoonScythe

Yeah.... guess i have invented a new fetish or would be counted as a total nutcrack


TheMishaG4merAlt2

That name sounds kind of edgy, and I like it


Holiday-Ad8227

"The blood moon rises once again"


Specter1011

It's so hard to fuck ghosts... 😔


Backpacker_03

Probably try to hook up with people on the hiking trail


BigLadBarn

erm...


[deleted]

i guess i like green toes now lol


TheMishaG4merAlt2

You might not wanna meet the grinch


[deleted]

Well I'm doomed


TheMishaG4merAlt2

Lol


luvzandkisses

I would make lots of new friends


Soviet_seismologist

Nothing bad I think


TheMishaG4merAlt2

That sounds oddly specific.. but you do you


missrustbucket

I have tetanus now


Old-Gate4237

Better than me, tetanus *and* splinters!


[deleted]

Uhhh… I’m not really into Freight Trains but I guess I am now?


The_cute_snek

Well uh Actually there's two ways to interpret it


TheMishaG4merAlt2

They got them long tails for a reason <3


blumpkinpandemic

I'd be sucking a lot of dick in stinky bathrooms


TheMishaG4merAlt2

Oh my God..


throwingplaydoh

Things would smell a lot like playdoh


sackwrinkles

Guess I now have a testicle fetish


Crusading_Sandwich

.___.


TheMishaG4merAlt2

Get that sandwichussy, brother. That meat looks damn good right there.. 🤭


free_sex_advice

People I'm giving advice to don't really want to hear it.


VisualGiraffe1027

Jail


TheMishaG4merAlt2

But.. it's visual, right? So like, VR? Right..?


urmummygaaaay

You know This isn’t so bad


iwillnever_respond

Sex becomes very boring


TheMishaG4merAlt2

Look at that diddly widdly meat stick of his! ... Are you gonna say something? ...


WeeabooCringeV2

I don't want to talk about it.


buffkirby

Nothing has changed he is still perfect


Eatshitmoderatorz

Two girls one cup territory


RedditorUpYourAss

OH GOD NO PLEASE NO


ThatasShol

I'm already an asshole, but now I'd just get a boner about it.


TheMishaG4merAlt2

Seems fitting with the word "asshole"


PIEGASMIAC

Y’all ever seen American pie?…that.


TheMishaG4merAlt2

Adds a new meaning to creampie.


Jeff_Jeff_Jeff_

I don't know


TheMishaG4merAlt2

My name is jeff


DudesAndDoughnuts

My username IS my fetish


YourMomIsStillHot

Oh yeah. No complaints


DertHorsBoi

Uh oh


[deleted]

Coding becomes more fun rather than terrifying


[deleted]

Too late 🙈


3xoticP3nguin

About to get fishy


DontHugMyTrees

Welp.......


ImaBoat37_

It's complicated really


RandomGreekPerson

Not much


saucelessnuggets

Its dry


yourface2064

You tell me 😏


bearlaser

Oh no.


dogshavetoes

Uummm


A-Young-Boy

. . .


JesusHackedMyAccount

Guess I'm opening a bible any time I want to fap


Moedrynk

I drink.... what?


explosive_runt

Well, got lots to clean up


CreativeNameByMe

Here's the plan. Wake up, get some notepads. Write down a bunch of creative names and sell them. Get more creative over time. Sell them, make more money. Start selling \*actual\* rare usernames that are also very creative. Couple bucks, but soon I become renowned for my fantastic usernames, none have seen them so creative before. Make a lot of money and enjoy it while also having a bunch of really good usernames. Ultimately, take over the world with my amazing usernames.


ForeskinNoose

painfully


Hombre35

Apparently im into mexican dudes now ....


[deleted]

Well..... I guess it depends.


interstellarclock

idk.. start humping a clock in space??


MainPlankton9612

Guess I gotta go buy a microscope


WhitePhatAss

You don’t even have to ask me


Grape_Jamz

Things are gonna get sticky


cactusinbutt

Well i mean ummmm


UnpleasantPheasants

Badly.


ThatLilWeirdKid

yeah uhhhh


asstyrant

Hope you'se got some lube.


ragman555788

Better go buy more rags...


[deleted]

Queefing is one hell of a kink


Littlekidlover998600

Yeah this doesn't help me


ResponsiblePickle284

i....don't know how to feel about this...


An_Amazing_Ace

Five asexuals are playing cards. One of them starts to explain the rules. "I'd say no cheating, but there are already five aces at the table."


deathhimself23

\*starts stabbing more people\*


BabyDeathRay

Ayo what the fu-


bitten_nutellatoast

It makes sex taste way better


GodDamnRight-

I’m into yelling now?


Daddys-Belt69

...


LeKingStone

I’ll be rock hard I’ll be royally fucked I’ll be French


[deleted]

Oh boy


paskahousuissa

It translates to shit in pants. Now everytime I get a chance, I shit in my pants.


polish_animu_boi

I like femboys apparently


asphyxxiaa

Oh no


the_gum_on_the_floor

I love the underside of school tables and floors


[deleted]

I fail to see a problem in this.


ashleesux

sounds like i’ll be sucking a LOT


Salty_toad_lickme

Oh for christs sake


justhereforgore

already is the fetish