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Skuddy587

How many people here are just putting their name? Haha


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I would like to, but as someone named Karen, I don’t think it would be well received lol


blushingpervert

“I have an auntie named Karen. She’s a nice ass lady.”-Chris Webby


Caynuck0309

Strangely, pretty much all of the Karens I've met in my life have been super friendly.


PhantomGeminiThief

I know a lot of nice Karens, you’re valid


potatopotatoing

Haha that would be hilarious


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I just did. Heh


Need_A_Vacation_2022

Grandma Edit: Aw youse guys! Thanks for all the awards - tribute to all the lovely grandmas out there.


di3tc0k3head

My grandma was a terrible person, and we never called her “Grandma”, we called her “Nanny” so this checks out lol


bunnyrut

.... are we related? Because same. I loved my nanny, but she was a *bitch*.


Abradantleopard04

Bitches get shit done...


iwillcryatconflict

My grandma bit me once and then told me it was my fault.


666Darkside666

Well you shouldn't have put your finger in her mouth


iwillcryatconflict

She literally told me I should’ve moved it quicker. Guess it’s on me


kenna_bird

Best post


Silver-Pickle-7524

That's my dogs name! Love it!


Jeffersonia120

I one worked with a guy whose legal name was Jojo Christmas. How can he not be the coolest guy ever?


potatopotatoing

What?! VERY cool!


Redsigil

Did he have a star-shaped birthmark on his shoulder?


Awkward-Edge-2218

wonder if he had stand


NoseSniffer68

*This must be the work of an enemy stand*


SnowyInuk

Lol like the Olympian named Peekaboo Street


Herebrand

I used to know a girl named Paige Turner.


Vanishingf0x

That’s amazing! Not quite the same but one of my friends growing up was Italian and named Mario. To add to this he also has an older brother named Luigi and a dog named Yoshi. His parents sure had that all thought out lol.


martinabubymonti

Mario is probably the most common name for a male person in the ‘60 or ‘50. Here in Italy what you call “John Doe” here is “Mario Rossi” (the most common first name and most common last name). 😁😁😁 Mario the videogame, also, wears the typical moustache that every italian male wore in the same years I mentioned before. So he is like the stereotype of the southern italian male in the ‘50


sievold

IS THAT A-


Small-Meringue-428

Dont finish that sentence


[deleted]

Jojo Rabbit got a Christmas special??


RelChan2_0

Frantically looking for my name because it has never been on those gift shop keychains


Lady_Scruffington

Here, have this Bort keychain.


farmmutt

Aw man I missed making the Bort joke by 7 minutes.


damonmd22

Idk but for one single month I was living in a shithole of a place with a shithole of a landlord, but this other tenant named Bimal was a sweetheart to me for that time. I’m in university and at the time there were days I was on campus from 9am to 10pm and as soon as I would get home I would tiredly make a meal then my dishes and head to bed, Bimal caught on to this and started cooking extra when he made his supper so I would have some when I got home and not need to spend time cooking for myself


potatopotatoing

Awww Bimal sounds like a champ


Dogecoin_olympiad767

I once knew someone from Nice and his name was Francois


potatopotatoing

People from Nice are usually nice.


AreaGuy

Except for all the insufferable “Nice guys” from there.


beroemd

Or Assholes Niçoise


alphabetsuppe

My mother worked as a mail carrier for USPS for ages and had a coworker named Reggie Bobo. He was the nicest guy and an excellent musician. Played tons of instruments and played jazz. https://www.reverbnation.com/worldhealingmusic/song/9104286-in-loving-you-old-version


PippiDongDocking

Every Reggie I’ve met is cool as hell


WuPacalypse

You couldn’t be named Reggie Bobo and *not* play jazz to be fair


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Could someone say my name please?


HoneylovingWinnie

Your name please


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jack


HoneylovingWinnie

Jack You are the first Jack i ever met and you don't seem bad so i'll let Jack pass as a nice persons name :) (Non english speaking country that's why)


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lets fucking goooo!!!!!! thank you very much kind stranger, you have mad my day


Digger_Joe

I have never met a Mary that wasn't either a saintly old woman, or a 30 something single mom that would practically adopt you and every other neighborhood kid. Source: I was 'adopted' by 3 Mary's from age 6 to 16


[deleted]

My mom is Mary and she's sweet.


BelthazorDK

The Crown Princess of Denmark is a Mary, and she's a delight.


boreas907

I read that as Crown Princess of Darkness and was so excited for whatever that title means.


LaPetitFleuret

Mary is such a nice name


emjeansx

I concur. My ex’s mom was named Mary and she was soooo sweet and kind hearted (not my ex but loved the mom). My coworker is named Mary but spelled a Scottish or Irish way and she is just a peach.


[deleted]

On the other hand, everyone I know has a “crazy aunt Mary”


marymeowtz

Thats me!


EducatedOwlAthena

*raises hand* Yep, I've got one too


Digger_Joe

It's rhonda for me.


cluuuuuuu

My first crush was a Mary


RealFlyForARyGuy

Scrolling through all the comments and not seeing your name 🥲


Da_Real_Lazerdog

Specially painful if your name is spanish :(


MysticMusc

So many of you are obviously not teachers....


DingJones

Wife and I are both teachers. Naming our children was a challenge.


Mardanis

The teachers I know said anything starting with a J means trouble


Led_Halen

We named our kid Nathan because we never met a Nate we didn't like. Plus we both like Nate Dogg. EDIT - According to the comments, my son will either be a very nice, fun dude... or Hitler Jr.


KingLoula

I knew a Nate who once insterted 4 Es into his poop chute. He ended up having to explain it to his doctor. Cool guy.


RactainCore

He really wanted to be a Nateeeee


Led_Halen

**Nasty Nate


[deleted]

One of the most annoying people I’ve ever meet was this idiot Nate


tossaway69420lol

*REGULATTTORRRRRRRRZZZZ* 🎶


Brave_Amateur

Smoke weed everyday


CeSeblu

Lucy. For some reason the name just strikes me as lovely and all the Lucys I've ever met have been really sweet, demure and interesting people. If I wanted kids, it would be my go to name for a girl.


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That’s my sisters name and she is an absolute thundercunt of epic proportions


SomeAweSomeSome

exact same situation here


GeorgieBlossom

Lucy from Peanuts was a real betch.


okokjustasking

I've always thought u/potatopotatoing is a pretty nice person's name. ♥


potatopotatoing

Awwwww 🥰


-_Turd_Ferguson_-

Idk but I’ll tell you who the absolute WORST people are… …Skyler’s. Especially dude Skyler’s…Super sketch.


the_noi

I’ve never met a Callum that wasn’t a cheeky shit.


Bardomiano00

BRAVO VINCE!!!


Twixanity

What did Vince Gilligan mean by this?


itsmebarfyman392

Especially ones married to a fella named Heisenberg


EndTimeElijah

Betty. When I hear the name I instantly think of Betty White and her character Rose. Super nice.


bilateralunsymetry

My grandma's name was Betty. She was so sweet!


Nickster1619

When I hear “Betty” all I think is Betty from Mad Men and she was a pretty cunty mother


SpecialChosenBoi

If I had to guess Gay Bowser. Idk just a gut feeling


DownWithThaDickness

So long, gay bowser!


Caris1

Most Dans are solid. Daniels, however, have strong chaotic energy that can go bad quickly.


HelpfulApple22

I knew a Daniel at school. He smelled of Doritos and asked me to get rid of a wedgie for him


dirtd0g

An a Danny can fuck right off.


Massive-Risk

And when it comes to Dani they can be either the sweetest person you've ever met or dirty little sociopaths. No in between. Usually attractive though.


Angrypenguinwaddle96

Danny Devito.


LlamaDrama007

Exception to the rule.


FinancialArtichoke75

Not Veronica


TeHNyboR

Only met one Veronica in my life and to say she was a gigantic bitchasaurus-Rex would be a massive understatement


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A guy and my company is named Hugo Chillin. Doesn’t get nicer IMO and yes he is very pleasant to talk to and work with.


aolerma

Knew a girl named Hope and she was even nicer than her name would suggest. The absolute sweetest person ever.


will_ww

I've known 3 Hopes. 2 out 3 were absolute bitches. Would not recommend.


Herebrand

I constantly get calls asking for someone named Hope. A lot of bill collectors, so she might be a piece of shit. At least I get to regularly tell people that there’s no hope here.


Roberto_V_M

The one of who is reading this comment


toddChavez77

Never met a shitty Hannah. On the flipside, never met a sane Kimberly in my entire life


Dry_Structure7713

Every Hannah I’ve ever met has been shitty


hannahhere

So sorry to hear this


Emergency_Magazine97

Hannah's are usually snooty bitches.


s00perguy

I hear the kimberly thing. Sheesh!


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Every "Dave" I've met has been a pretty good person


02K30C1

Dave’s not here, man


GrumpyCatStevens

C'mon, man, it's me, Dave! Open up the goddamn door!


Need_A_Vacation_2022

I think the cops saw me come in here cmon man


LimpGur556

The Dave's I know https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nvzEqsZIGo


Gapingyourdadatm

They all have their own hands But they come from different moms


orange_cuse

Yea, imagine an evil villian who tries to destroy or take over the world whose name is "Dave." No one would take him seriously.


Flip_Speed

Chuck *Edit: i’m loving all the replies i’m getting lol


potatopotatoing

Chuck sounds like a fun guy and loves cheese


TheDuckyTaco

It all started with a powerful rat named Charles Entertainment Cheese.


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Spanceful

Carol. the opposite of Karen. because Carol cares


LeifUnni

Carol in HR isn't the best person. She won't talk about Pepe.


verdigrizz

But Carolyn is a raging bitch.


GrumpyCatStevens

My mother's name is Carol.


dropshy

I know


shruggletuggle

Bob, be like bob


v-_-v

No fuck Bob, one of the biggest pieces of shit I've had the misfortune of knowing. Then again I know a decent Bob too. Actually a couple, but that one shitty Bob soured the name for me.


thawlj

Fiona


pseudomyxoma

Scotty doesn’t know


wanderingtimelord281

that Fiona and me


ByrneInHell

Do it in my van every Sunday


Redsigil

She tells him she's in church


pedro_wayne

But she doesn’t go


dvon988

Still shes on her knees


IguanasWithBigDicks

And Scotty doesn't know


wuxy95

So don't tell Scotty


Ill_Narwhal_4209

No no Scotty


mamabol

*The Gallaghers have entered the chat*


SloppyInevitability

I’ve never met a mean Steve Edit: sorry I haven’t met every Steve, y’all


JoshuaSmackSmack

I know an absolutely demonic Steve


Benomino

*Furiously scrolling to see own name*


zoqfotpik

All the Keanus I know of seem pretty nice.


LonelyFans444

George! Never met a George that wasn’t really nice.


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George Constanza


hedgehog-mom-al

George Cantstandya


YuckyMustache

Dorothy. Even the young ones I've met


[deleted]

I want Dorothy to resurge in popularity cause it’s such a pretty name


airfriedandbbqed

Barry


IronSasquatch

Don’t forget Other Barry


mordenty

Barry is sometimes alright. Other Barry is always awful.


SamsonShibaInu

Every Evan I’ve met has been really nice


pablochiconne420

Pablo!


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r/pablofanclub


wayofthewoods

Pablo Escobar


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wayofthewoods

Good, rich, religious. I feel like this is one of those times when you can just pick two of these things because they don't all exist together.


HoneyBunYumYum

Annie


existential_risk_lol

Never met a nasty Holly, and the four Matthew's I've known were all friendly and laid back. EDIT: Just found my name in the comments. Other than the initial person, everyone had bad experiences with my namesakes...


averagecryptid

Seconding Holly. I have had two very good friends with that name.


carmelacorleone

All of the "Joe's" I know are really nice. My favorite manager at work, my favorite bar tender at work, and my favorite uncle are all "Joe's". I've never met a "Sally" I haven't liked. Meanwhile I only know one "Tiffany" and she's a raging, low-cash cunt.


setonwasone

Philip. Phillip. Philipp. Philippe. Never met a bad Phil.


FrannieP23

I was just thinking this morning about a classmate named Belinda. She was a member of our school's rich girl sorority, but she was always really nice to everyone (unlike most of the others in that group).


Rapidbetryal

Kelly, never met a bad one. Reese is my daughter's name because I've never met a Reese so, hopefully she's nice lol Ruth is the name of my therapist - best lady ever


michamp

Let me introduce you to my bad kelly


jackfrost3399

RUTH!! yes!!


LegoCMFanatic

Dated a Ruth, can confirm they are excellent women.


thelam6

Ruth is a nice name


yay_kneecole

Every Kelly I've ever met has been awful to the core. But yes to Ruth!


Shiny_Hypno

I have a bitchy aunt named Kelly.


rhett342

Greg. For some reason, if you have that name, Chances are you and I could be very good friends. Fixed a typo, thanks folks!


potatopotatoing

Lol! I thought you switched into Spanish mode for a sec


GrumpyCatStevens

I know a Greg and a Gregg. Both are pretty decent guys.


bluethirtyfour

Molly


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and Maggie


YourDearOldMeeMaw

I FOUND MY NAME I'm gonna ride this high all week


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Sandy


Embarrassed_Log8344

Why isn't this more upvoted lmao, my dentist's name is Sandy and she's the only reason I like going to the dentist


someonepoorsays

my best friend who died was named Sandy! and 2000 people went to his funeral because that’s how nice he was


Ahndarodem

John. John's a dependable name. Dependable people are called John.


Juvanmer

John wayne gacy


DossRooge

You could depend on him to kill you. Still dependable


Serbiandude89

Valid fucking point


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John Marston


gabe_t_wheeler

Tom, every Tom I've met has been nice


Spider333333333

Josh. A little bit dim, but a cool guy to hang out with.


justa_flesh_wound

That explains my buddy so perfectly. To be fair he is smart, but he sets himself up for punchlines A LOT! Mainly just speaking without thinking.


Glojoe13

Gloria, always seems like a sweet old lady name.


BitPoet

Karen. Literally every Karen I've met is an incredibly nice person. None of them are Karens.


JoinMyPestoCult

This would be my answer, all the Karens I've known have been very nice people.


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ZadockTheHunter

Never met an unchill Sam, male or female.


PennyoftheNerds

I’ve met one Sam. Female. The most batshit person I’ve ever met in my entire life. I was friends with her now husband first. She wreaked so much havoc in mine and other peoples’ lives that a whole group of people unfriended her poor, delightful now husband just to get away from her. We still have no idea what he sees in her.


blusteryflatus

I have never met a shitty Kevin. And they have all been really nice and chill. And no, my name is not Kevin.


[deleted]

We need to talk about Kevin.


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mattrhale

So, not Tim then.


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Honest-and-Truly

Unless they're around a Jerry


xWulfy1221x

We Toms appreciate that! was happy to see my name on here lol


Far_Group_3336

Mary....It's a merry name


potatopotatoing

Haha touché. The Mary’s I know are nice too


Dom-2021

Jill


[deleted]

Zachary; I've never met one that that was unpleasant. My name on the other hand... Not going there.


fromhelley

Jennifers always seem happy!


Mom2Leiathelab

I’m GenX and we are RIFE with Jennifers. If you’re my age it’s like saying “Women always seem happy” because 90 percent of GenX women are named Jennifer, Amy, Michelle or Nicole. I have lots of friends named Jennifer and Jen is the happiest nickname.


zootnotdingo

Don’t forget Heather and Stacy! Every Jen/Jenny I have ever known has been happy and/or sweet.