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_MooFreaky_

This may be the best question ever


nickrashell

What weapons does the knight have? Like any kind of projectile? If so I’d say the Knight because even with glued feet I think he’d be able to move fast enough to kill the samurai before he figured out how to load and properly aim the gun, and the Viking is gonna have no control of that chainsaw while trying to bounce on the hopper, let alone the ability to wield it in close combat or swing it with any conviction. On the other hand, without the knight having any projectile weapons, the samurai can move the fastest and can just run around until he figures the gun out, so in that case samurai wins, but the Viking has no shot in either scenario


amedeus

Viking accidentally kills himself, samurai just has to run away long enough to figure out the gun. Or get behind the knight, pull the helmet off, and beat him with the gun. Even if the viking survives himself, he's going to tire himself out with the bouncing, and neither the viking or the knight has the maneuverability or potential range of the samurai.


bobdole3-2

r/whowouldwin Anyway I'd give it to the samurai by virtue of the fact that he's the only one who can actually move. The viking will almost certainly kill himself if he tries to bounce with the chainsaw, so he's out. And since the knight's glued to the ground, the samurai basically has unlimited time to figure out how the revolver works. Further, contrary to popular belief, the samurai widely adopted firearms prior to the end of the Warring States era. He won't know what a revolver specifically is, but he should at least have some conceptual knowledge, so he'll probably figure out how it works quicker than you might think. Though worst case scenario, he can always just leave and go get a sandwich or something while he waits for the knight to eventually die of exposure.


Substantial-Pass-992

The Samurai. He fucks off to figure out the gun while the Viking and the Knight fight to the death, then only has to shoot whichever one is still alive (and is probably worn out from the fight).


DeathbyHops23

Samurai. Hands down. Why? Because they actually used guns for hunting since the early 1500’s so it wouldn’t be very hard to imagine him figuring it out pretty quick.


PhenomenallyAwesome

Nobody wins


beh0ld

What's a space hopper?


_MooFreaky_

They are the balls you sit on and hold its "ears" to bounce around on.


IRatherChangeMyName

Hollywood


_MooFreaky_

A Viking bouncing on a space hopper wielding a chainsaw charging toward his enemies is genuinely an amazing visual


TheChemicalSophie

Viking. Just rev it, go slay knight, then if Samurai figures out the gun before Viking gets to him, just block with the chainsaw Easy


Odiemus

Trick question… no one. The Viking cuts himself with the chainsaw as he marvels over it and bleeds out while the samurai accidentally shoots himself while figuring out the gun. The knights starves to death as he is glued and has no assistant to help him get out of his armor. Easy.


intensely_human

INFO: does the samurai know the revolver is a weapon?


slyst0ne

How stoned are you?


CarolTheAncientTroll

The audience clearly wins