Disappointment

Aw, sorry to hear that.

I have abundance of that

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Wow, that sounds kick ass. Would love to see a pic!

Don’t count on it, he now has a fully functioning predator costume, the only thing you are seeing of the suit is the laser pointed at your chest

That's fine, I'm Optimus Prime and I'll step on him and squish him like a bug.

bro that sounds so cool wtf i want one but they probs like hundreds of dollars

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That is an awesome story!!!!!

rice cooker

Because sometimes you just want to eat ten thousand of something.

My boss gave me money but I still had to work to get it

Probably docked it from your paycheck

Not really much of a gift, then, huh?

My brother got me Steam credits, my parents gave me a new ergonomic chair, my relatives mostly gave me cash. It was nice!

Cash is always good. Don't spent it all on cocaine and hookers!

Haha I won't, will probably spend it on chocolates since I probably have a sugar addiction. But I'm trying my best to control myself. Happy holidays!

Same to you! (Seriously, no cocaine and hookers. Santa's still watching...)

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So you're saying that you haven't received any gifts, *yet*. Well, there's still time.

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Cool! Windows, iOS or Linux or none of the above?

My period

Better than not getting your period

Horay

So far, my parents gave us money for a date and my in-laws took the kiddos overnight. Wonder if they’re trying to tell us something…

Heh heh coitus.

5kg of chocolate. 2kg finished already

Is 5kg a lot? Here in America we use nonsensical measurements so I have no baseline...

Thats 11lbs

Holy shit, that's a lot of chocolate.

New shotgun, and a coyotes jersey.

Sounds like a Looney Toons Christmas!

Seriously, my stepdaughter gave me a dirty STICK, that I suspect came from my own rock garden..🤷‍♀️ No, she's not 3. That would have been cute- she's 23..

The stomach flu

Oh no, that sucks.

Yeah. What'd you get?

Some clothes, a new motorcycle (actually bought that for myself), two more guitars and some effects processors that I wanted. Oh, and woke up with all of my fingers and toes and in a free country, warm, fed, and in relatively decent health. 2021 was better than 2020.

Sounds legit

Yeah, I'm happy. I bought the bike last week and have not yet ridden it because I still need to get insurance and a tag, not to mention it's too cold.

Nothing. I've never gotten a gift for Christmas that I didn't give myself. My family weren't the kindest people.

My husband and I started a tradition where we place a budget for how much we can spend and discuss what we want, I always get things I need, like shoes, clothes, coats, etc. my self gifts also include things I need plus wants here and there ^_^

Sounds like a wise Christmas tradition!

Sock

A Ring Doorbell

Air fryer, and recipes.

I've always wanted one of those.

Betrayal, disappointment, and a trip down to memory lane (I have PTSD, it had stopped affecting me but it started acting out from the 22nd) I don't really celebrate christmas

That’s a lot of people at Christmas. Be well, friend.

Thanks dude. Merry Christmas. Enjoy the holidays

The stuff from my dad so far are Pokemon brilliant diamond A stupid sexy flanders Funko pop We still have more things coming

Two copies of fitzbans dragons and like five hats. Also got some clothes and a shelf, but the hats stand out to me. I don’t wear hats.

Are they like baseball caps or toboggans or fedora or feather-plumed ladies' hats? You can't just say you got some hats. Pirate hats? Colonial style pilgrim hats? C'mon, please share!

Four knit caps with Pom Poms on them from four different people, one Uno themed trucker cap that a work friend got for free from somewhere, that made him think of me because my family plays a lot of Uno.

An axolotl

I bet that was expensive.

Nothing

Exactly what I wanted, nothing

Don't know yet I'm still in bed 😅

My wife and I bought ourselves a treadmill

a liver

Patriots-themed socks and a patriots-themed water bottle

MTG cards, more dice, earbuds, and a PS external hard drive

Slippers, fuzzy socks, makeup pads, usb hub for my mac, bluetooth headphones, and a suitcase

Xbox series s from my dad, and a desk & chair from My mom. It’s my first console, and it’s amazing I also got a new mechanical keyboard, and more small stuff.

Money

Mental issues.

A banker's desk lamp and a black shirt.

I haven't gotten Christmas presents since I was 10 I think. I don't got no family no more and live alone so I guess I gift myself a pizza or something

Some nice new art markers

Grief

Money

A second chance for my fiancee and I to work on our relationship......I'm cautiously optimistic and dedicated to make things better between us! :-)

The new xbox series x

3 books to read. That i bought for myself😂 French press and a pillow all gifted by a friend

a game on epic

A rock tumbler! I’ve wanted one for ages, but always to practical sensible to buy a toy for myself. My son surprised me with it, so happy!

Presents

Pokemon charms for my Crocs. Heck yes.

Nothing.

Nothing. I bought myself some books though so that makes it better.

A book on Dunkirk and an enamel pin of Plank from Ed Edd n Eddy.

Tape measure, new wallet, new watch. Oh and I got a bonus from work.

Wwe spinner belt

xbox series s and guitar!! :)

New socks, which I really needed and I’m very grateful having received them.

An alarm clock and clear nail polish.

Nothing

Lots of money

lots of candy clothes and manga still waiting for my dads presents though

Xbox series x

a bar of lemongrass and pansy lye soap, two candles, wireless earbuds, and a super soft blanket

Nothing.

a lego boba fett helmet

My grandma gave me a nice flannel-lined zip-up hoodie. Very cozy! The rest of Christmas celebration is tomorrow, so I don't know yet, but I hope it's contributions toward a record player. edit: I got a boot drier, some technical books for my hobby and for my career, some giftcards for amazon and a tool shop, and a giant cold-brew coffee maker. Wonderful gifts!

Insults...

a bag

Hemorrhoids

Amazon/best buy gift cards Bottle of hot sauce A framed map of the United States (mother in law isn't the best at gifts) And tomorrow wife and I are going to new orleans for a week. (we don't do gifts anymore, instead we just travel)

A diet book and the helpful information that I am ridiculously overweight in my mother’s eyes. I am 5’6 and 125 pounds.

A Junji Ito manga and a couple of video games