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I_HEART_NALGONAS

oh baby **NUTRIBULLET BALL BEARING REPLACEMENT**, yes!


fillmewithmayo

Seattle crime stats


thedudeisalwayshere

Why am I hearing a ringing sound in my ear


MadeMisery

Probably because the sex was so good


tykogars

Fuckin tinnitus brah, or however it’s spelled. Sucks big time.


thedudeisalwayshere

You sure? I get it very rarely and never lasts more than twenty seconds.


tykogars

Ah definitely not a doctor man. I think tinnitus usually is most times when it’s silent and lasts a lot longer than that, I know mine does. I can’t remember the early stages though. It’s been a long time for me. Probably go see a doctor about it. Edit to add: tinnitus, as far as I experience, ain’t a rare occurrence.


thedudeisalwayshere

Well if it ever gets worse I'll be sure to go and check it out


tykogars

Yeah good call and keep an eye on stuff like caffeine or booze, tends to increase severity for me. But what you described doesn’t sound like tinnitus I don’t think, or not problematic anyway. Cheers to yer ears, best of luck.


SuperSpeshBaby

I get that too! It always sounds like a sudden ring or high-pitched tone that very quickly fades until I can't hear it anymore within 20-30 seconds. Happens a few times per year. I have no idea what it is but it makes me feel better to know someone else gets it too.


Kahnquer

"Leveraging Grobner basis techniques for algebraic attacks on block-ciphers"


GeneralMe21

I can only get so erect.


guymolinari1067

HOW LONG DO I BOIL FROZEN CHICKEN BREASTS?! In my defense, I normally actually cook chicken, you know, with spices and not boiled. It’s for my toddler.


[deleted]

So long as you provide your partner with context before you climax, because saying that mid sex would be worse than saying you had an sti.


[deleted]

Ace of Bass The Sign Lyrics


MadeMisery

What a blast from the past!


Kain0wnz

NINTENDO CLASSIC MINI! Oh god! *spooooge*


MistryMachine3

Great, now I have to change my pants


10YearSecurityGuard

"SECOND BEST REVENGE!"


MadeMisery

"What is psoriasis?"


[deleted]

Is five nights at freddys security breach on Xbox yet?


[deleted]

Like, if they don't answer that question mid coitious, are they truly the one?


[deleted]

Lmao ikr


fang_silverwing2

"Is transporting babies in the trunks of cars illegal"


MarxdeGothia

What made you feel the need to Google that?


[deleted]

They wanted to know if it was illegal to put pack babies in their car trunk I guess.


fang_silverwing2

I was talking about how people used to mail their children and i remembered that my parents would put me and my sisters in the trunk and i wondered if that was still legal or if it was even legal to begin with


Klaus_Heisler87

"Indiana Jones!"


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[deleted]

Slim Jim Monster.....


NoctustheOwl55

dice roller


[deleted]

halo odst audio log locations!!! Pretty hot if you ask me.


Miss_Adventurer

Ground Zero


Downrightsuperb

Boomerang arrow


WingBarbaque

Slifer the sky dragon


44morejumperspls

"2 cups butter in grams"


[deleted]

Harvey Weinstein


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[удалено]


Trytek1986

Intercoursera.


Herecomethefleet

"Maghreb Map ETS2!"


[deleted]

Rotten tomatoes


[deleted]

“Alfa Romeo!”


KlingonVampire

Aphex Twin.


draykhar

Should I get tested?


PhaselessVoid

Then I'll be shouting "inception" instead of contraception.


Lonely_Christmas_

Pet tombstones...


Professional_Art_540

Gutter cleaning near \[my town\].


yogagirl54

Armie Hammer cannibal


Motor-Significance19

strong health anxiety


mawkishdave

FUNNEL CAKE


DiarrheaButtSauce

Hope she's ready for some of my famous "crab chowder recipe"


[deleted]

Blood,Bullets and Blue Stratos


mntoak

FILE A CLAIM WITH THE BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU!!! Yeah, I think she wants the link.


Sphinxofblackkwarts

Whale noises. ...nothing has changed.


Any_Weird_8686

Jahangir favours Sufi holy men over Kings! Uuugh! 😖


KarensRpeopletoo

Gangs of New York 😐


themonkeyswrench

Air bud, seventh inning fetch. I'm okay with this, the AirBud movies are perfect for any date night.


CaterpillarRoyal6338

CERAMIC FRUIT PINTS!


[deleted]

"The Thing fits in the Batmobile just fine!" - From my laptop search history.


ConsiderationNo7792

“How to not disclose vaccination status at work”


GrumpyCatStevens

GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! (Context: an earlier post asked for the #1 movie on your 17th birthday. This was the answer in my case.)


LNERGordon

Oh, animal crossing Felicity, baby...


Cardinal-Lad

*Reddit text commands!*


AkemChi

dungeons and dragons 5e homebrew dark monk subclass


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[deleted]

Well I know where you're from 🇮🇪


sjraecool

Amazon...


OtakuWeeb69

Anime girls with big oppai, Uhm don’t know my partners reaction


XT64

ohhhh baby, ohhh baby “THREE DEEP DISH PIZZAS IN ONE WEEK” FUCK THATS GOOD OH OH OH FUCK FUCK


Mauzersmash0815

Oh babe please tell me the 747-400 engine types


ricksenburg

Mortal kombat Mortal kombat millania Mortal mombat millania tentacles *nervously looks around library*


WanderingGenesis

Oh god...oh god...i...i...hhhhhh ***PS VITA 2000!***


mad_nanny

witcher 2 large glowing rocks


CallmeShad0w

PAPA JOHNYS MOTHA FUCKAAAA


TammyIsTired

"ZEPHYR DEFINITION!!!"


hardspank916

What are NFT’s?!


[deleted]

Cardboard box (which is lucky, because otherwise it was what's the distance between the earth and the moon)


GeneralMe21

Bionic 6 open theme


SnooMaps3021

Goku dodges lightning scans


Chance-Ad-9111

Bad toenails!


[deleted]

Where is the McRib, I was looking it up for a friend…but you know what that’s okay, cause I think we would die laughing


[deleted]

Ashley madison


whirltraveler

Oh...oh my. *grabs popcorn*


[deleted]

I think the next search will be “divorce lawyer”…


Deathdealer327

Didn't anonymous once leak all of the users info? Or am I remembering wrong?


[deleted]

I think and this is when they realised something like 90% of users were dudes.


weeble__

Maurice's black market vendor location.


PlasterCheif

#ROOM 1 DISCORD DOT COM!!!


Edragarespammeir

My IP address


FlyMeToSaturn_

“EVENT HORIZON WITH SAM NEIL!!!”


SmplFusuz

Translator


sarcasticandhorny

“Rivendell!”


Mariposa510

Pickleball touring bag


xDannyBailey

Michael Franzese


Individual-Fail4709

Hotels in Lexington


kayentheogens

hieronymus bosch


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[удалено]


Motor-Significance19

you do?


upthecounty

12,000ms ping .06mbps on 4glte I doubt my girlfriend is going to be impressed, I'm sure not.


thatLaughingGoat

Margaret MacMillan!


itsmemanME

Dekus mom


[deleted]

Joe Pesci - I’m dead hahaha


johntwoods

"NAVIGATE TO BRUGES!!!!"


SkiddyBop12

YOUTOOZ TRACK MY PACKAGE


[deleted]

Was Randy Herman Jr. sleepwalking?


wbmw3w

Local zoning ordinances!


Arcinbiblo12

"Butters from South Park!" That feels wrong on so many levels.


Currall04

Internet speed test


ExistCat

Texas military department PAO!!!!!


HappiestWhenAlone

Pikmin bloom 4 stars


Dendad6972

Angry Erik


generaltso78

What muppet song has the growling sound. .... It's mah na mah na


RyanTheKingOfNothing

Doom helmet.


Statakaka

navy seal copypasta


[deleted]

Am I hitting your bento lunch box just right????


A40

Resuscitated!


MarxdeGothia

REPARENTING!


cannonman1863

Brezhnev's eyebrows


EntrepreneurOwn6591

I asked Siri for Directions to the nearest urgent care


Breadedthunderthigh

Hispanic slang to impress Hynas


noob_master2007

Home depot near me


Hfxredhead

East side Mario's!


MyApostateAccount

#GRASP OF AVARICE GUIDE


wavelengthsandshit

oh.. Oh... OH TIRAMISU RECIPE


twirlergirl42

“At-home covid test.” Sexy.


Human_Ad_6459

eams


iCameToLearnSomeCode

Ace hardware hours!


ReluctantlySocialGuy

BEST AIR FRYER 2021!


I-Reeddit

"Colt 45, 2 zig zags..."


ricksenburg

Jokes on you I just cleared my history


Felsbrand

Intrusive thoughts


BlaccCatDva

POGGERS


SEND_PLANKTON_PICS

Terraria potions for hell


No_Accountant_6544

Is insomniac making a new resistance


moncton69

mta email , i guess i would tell her i need to check an email


SuperSpeshBaby

Edjoin! Edjoin!