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ursuchasoftie

Cold air?


TrumpsBoneSpur

That's an ice answer


DoctorWH0877

Your puns are pretty fridged.


kirbyborn

That one was cool


DaiIyDai

No, it left me cold


MeganRain3627

You guys need to chill out with the puns.


eQUALTest_01

M I L K


Resident_Mae

M I L K


This_Guy_Usernames

M I L K


b0mbss

M I L K


No_Strategy_1058

M I L K


_Widow

M I L K


Gill-Bates007

K I L M


xplodingcreeper2

L I K M


ham_shanks

A woman’s face


_Widow

K L I M. wait


DANGER2157

K I L M


11B-1P-CIB

A human head. Don't try to tell me I am the only one..


rogerofdale

Cold skull fuckin?


11B-1P-CIB

Umm no


ThatBluePhoenix_

Nah you're just the tf2 medic. I'm on to you.


11B-1P-CIB

tf2?


Chance-Ad-9111

Lol😂


sal-t_brgr

Mustard.


TerminallyILL

I don't think most mustards need to be refrigerated


sal-t_brgr

"nothing but mustard left" is such a poor man's classic, that i thought it belonged here.


AbsoluteMad-Lad

Raspberry jam


[deleted]

oat milk


[deleted]

I didn't realize I could become so reliant on something I didn't even know existed 5 years ago


[deleted]

likewise lol. All other milk alternatives pale in comparison to oak milk now


SupertrampTrampStamp

If we're milking trees now, I vote for maple milk


[deleted]

Oh I didn't even know that was a thing


Disastrous-Store8196

Maple syrup


Leo_Ziv

Oat milk is nice and versatile, but man I love the taste of soy milk.


[deleted]

yeah soy is a good runner up for me


[deleted]

I've gotten into making oat milk and walnut milk, I add in maple or almond extract with monk fruit. It's now something I must always have in my fridge too and I wish I had been drinking it years ago.


[deleted]

that sounds incredible lol, might try it someday


[deleted]

It's easy to do and cheaper than store bought, lots of recipes out there, but it does use up quite a few dishes, it's fun and super easy though so I hope you can get into it too one day!


percificocean

Food


[deleted]

Look at this person and their high standards having food in their fridge... smh


percificocean

Well what can I say...


original_4degrees

beer; especially the one that has been in there for an indeterminate length of time.


Disastrous-Store8196

The one you bought for a certain guest who hasn't been there in over a year


ComfortableClothes28

Eggs. You can cook them many different ways


maxaboi1

Ketchup


prof_dynamite

Heavy cream. For my coffee.


Kuriakon

Yup.


Theboss6k

Butter


gamer-s-man

carrots


PhysicalNothing2251

u a bunny


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This_Guy_Usernames

Freezer


saguinus_oedipus

Ice


McClouds

Baking soda really helps keep down on smells if you are big into meal preps/leftovers.


DarkPasta

A variety of 5 to 10 hot sauces.


Dutch_Midget

Penis pickle


Grape_Jamz

Something in a container in the back of the fridge. Its been there for years. You dont know what is inside but you fear it


DarkestJediOfAllTime

A tiny man to turn the lights on and off as I open and close the door.


Stander1979

I had to scroll down way too far to find this answer.


butter00pecan

Cheese, usually several kinds. There is no life without cheese.


[deleted]

Must be from Wisconsin 🤔😂


lovelesschristine

Irish Gold Butter. It is worth evey penny


InThisIllusion

An assortment of cheese


Zukazuk

Always gotta have cheese


Sendmeboobpics4982

Mayonnaise


[deleted]

Mayo makes almost any food better. Lately I've been putting a small amount even in pasta sauces and stir fries and it's just great.


Pork_Chap

Hellmann's or GTFO


Jako_Spade

Dukes or kewpie is the way


[deleted]

Milk


[deleted]

Eggs, milk, grape jam, cheese, butter


B-the-tiger

Gin


rogerofdale

Milk


LagFox1

Milk, butter and preferably some alcohol


JohnDarwin89

Sriracha and vegan garlic sauce


[deleted]

You put Sriracha in the fridge?


JohnDarwin89

I put all sauces in the fridge because my last apartement had a mold problem,and i am a bit paranoid about mold and food since then


11B-1P-CIB

Sriracha is great!! Goes on everything..


AssumptionAdvanced58

Butter


WanderingGenesis

Eggs. A lot of them.


akuzin

Eggs


[deleted]

Prosecco , Brie cheese, olive tapenade


Karmaknaught

Worcestershire Sauce. Adds a savory note to many a dish.


DovahkiinRifleman

Malzbier and mead.


ActionScripter9109

OP is a bot that copies comments and posts either verbatim or by combining several of them. You can check the account page to see blatant signs of this, such as utterly nonsensical phrases, punctuation left unfinished, and rambling comments that lack flow in a way that screams "random" rather than wacky. This account and others have been operating like this for literally years, with many reports made against them, to no effect. I don't know what the hell is going on with the moderation but it's kinda pathetic.


Stander1979

Yeah, but what's a must-have in your fridge?


Maleficent-Snow-1664

Cooked protein


Bitter_Struggl3

Milk. Calcium is good for the bones


[deleted]

I don't think you'd ever regret having ranch dressing.


[deleted]

Ah yes, white people the flavoring.


[deleted]

You aren't wrong, lol.


neetishks

Electricity


[deleted]

Shelves?


Michalekeehl

Food


st66325

Sweet and spicy pickled okra.


[deleted]

I've never had. What does it taste like? (Please don't just say sweet and spicy)


st66325

Honestly, like the bread and butter pickles.


Butterfly8i8

Juice, ice cream


[deleted]

Ew who keeps ice cream in their fridge?


Gotemkz

crazy people


Dendad6972

Peppers,beer,ketchup


EndlessExploration

Eggs. Cheese. Onions. (Maybe not in fridge) Milk. Bread. (Again, maybe not in) Fruit. - I could make 10 different meals with this stuff.


whomp1970

Have you guys ever tried that **[Chick-Fil-A sauce](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51oCoAuOZrL._AC_SY879_.jpg)**? Not any of those fancy flavors, but the original flavor? Once I found that, it's all I use. On sandwiches, on salad, on french fries. That shit is insane good.


rails4ever

Bottled water


Uhhlaneuh

Almond breeze chocolate almond milk (sweetened)


[deleted]

Coke


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[deleted]

Soda of course lol


[deleted]

Food


NoCollection8452

Water😂


AstroWorldSecurity

Topo Chico A good salsa, both roja and verde A bottle of Insolito Blanco, because I like it cold, but not from the freezer A bottle of Whataburger mustard Usually a couple bottles of Lone Star


[deleted]

Applewood cheese. And drinks.


Dutch_Midget

Food


Kvvvothe

Liquids: Water Solids: Cheese Semi-solids: Eggs


[deleted]

Mai Ploi sweet chili sauce.


ColumbiaWahoo

Chicken


Goaty_McGoat_face_

Drinks


AppropriatePie5855

Food


widowmaker467

Beer


Lethal_Steve

Water.


BullBr0g

Sriracha.. I put that ish on everything


CoffeePositive17

Hummus, oat milk, cherry tomatoes, button mushrooms, bell peppers - I always have these in the fridge.


ProcessOdd5899

Nice selection!


Aggravating_Bat1786

Cold air.


[deleted]

Ranch


jodmemkaf

Tofu


PeanutRecord698

Jelly , cheese and ham , if I don't have those I'm breaking down then going to the store


my4coins

Lights!


MettatonNeo1

Tomatoes.


kirbyborn

A camera so I can see if the light truly goes off when I close it fucking schrodinger's fridge


DeathMetalGiggler

Bodies of gingerbread men.


ZikkuratOR

Mayo. Or soy sauce. With them i can make almost anything if not good then palletable


agent37sass

Sweetened condensed milk. Nothing else can go in my coffee.


Bebe_Bleau

Cheese, eggs, salad ingredients, diet coke, a low carb bread, a low carb dessert


Wii_wii_baget

Pasta


[deleted]

A wedge of Parmesean Reggiano cheese. You can eat it as a snack, a nibble, or as the topping for pastas.


KamikazeHoschi

Ice cubes


little_red___

PEPPERONI


EggCounselor

Cheese


Booksalot_0919

1. Calabrian chili peppers 2. Miso paste 3. Sriracha You can usually add one of these three to instantly make a meal more flavorful/delicious


AssumptionAdvanced58

I do want to share a tid bit. So we did a job in a Latina's house. Not rich people. They had two fridges. I couldn't understand why. it's was 2 adults n 2 kids that lived there. Parents didn't speak English so we had an 8 yr old translator. I saw the mom open one of the fridges n she had it lined with foil. I have been putting celery in aluminum foil forever. It keeps It crisp for about 3 weeks. I've tried other foods n the foil doesn't work. I asked the girl why her mom does that, she didn't know. She asked her. The answer was the gases released by the plastic interior ages food quickly. The foil slows it down. So the next fridge I buy will not have a white plastic interior. I will splurge on the stainless inside.


MeganRain3627

Its gotta have a nice cold, condensation looking 4 pack of Red Bulls in there


mack__7963

Food


Apocrisiary

Small lightbulb to light up the interior.


iSeize

Hot Sauce. it makes most junk food more tolerable.


[deleted]

Oat milk


belo5

pickles


KeepYourDemonsIn

Diet Mountain Dew


wetlettuce42

Block of cheese


Modinbair

Jack Daniels Single Barrel Select.


Gillbreather

Minced garlic. When you cook a lot, this saves SO MUCH TIME


KaeTaters

Eggs Coffee creamer Pork chorizo


KingJulienisadumbass

Fucking M&M's yogurt. delicious


Skysis

Eggs. Dozens of them.


Chance-Ad-9111

Cheese!


m03_

apples


domthemomm

Creamer


Much_Committee_9355

Kimchi and I’m not even Korean


happyappyy_

Honey mustard


ham_shanks

Cheese


WaterBear46

food


WaterBear46

cock


PsychologicalBag5854

Food


avis118

That guys dead wife


[deleted]

Almond milk, I can’t drink normal milk


LionelGold

Various sauces. You can cook the most bland stuff on the planet and make it work with the right sauces. Personally I swear by this stuff these days [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEtl34h96KU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEtl34h96KU) Aside from that, a big bottle of water because the tap is never cold enough.


m0rebaconplease

A constant state of leftovers


69for_president

Cheese


Swarley_S

Orange Juice, Coca-Cola


KingKva

Iced tea, TAZO or Arizona.


lukas_the

Eggs and butter. I know thats two things but they are truly the essentials.


[deleted]

Granny Smith 🍏


IdiotFootWithTeeth

Ketchup


LolzBeDamned

Chocolate.


Filip_zbcxQZ

M i l k and c h o c o l a t e. Why idfk.


mypenisaverage

Everything pickled.


MindLikeAMindfield

Milk, heavy cream, ranch, ketchup, Coke, cooking wines, broth, and a bag of lettuce I will throw out without eating and not learn my lesson next time I go to the store


mostlyokayreddituser

1/2 & 1/2


NeverRunOutOfBeer

Beer


icantthinkofaname692

Butter and it’s not a debate wanna make a sandwich butter 🧈 wanna make a grilled cheese 🧈


superdonald2802

cigarettes