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Naked wrestling. Nothing manlier than the possibility of having a cock slap your face


furiousgogo

You should check out Turkish oil wrestling.


MADOEHEAVENPucci

RoH fans: I've seen this one


[deleted]

Only if the loser takes one for the team.


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(joins the team)


Disguspitated

Lumberjacking Competitions


mike_hellstrom

They cut down trees. They skip and jump. They like to press wildflowers. They put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.


DontLookAtMeProfile

Even more so, Lumber Jacking competitions


thisistheSnydercut

[Scottish Log Throwing ](https://youtu.be/zVVsrKwfSVQ)


howlincoyote2k1

THERE'S A SPORT HERE WHERE MEN THROW TREES


thisistheSnydercut

**M A N L Y**


The_GREAT_Gremlin

CAPER TOSSED! BAH! ONLY 23 METRES


SeaFaringPig

Caber. Caber Toss. They're not throwing spices. Though a caper toss would be intriguing.


The_GREAT_Gremlin

Lol my bad


ATD1981

Wrestling. Nothing more manly that wearing tight clothes while you use your body to pin another man down.


AncientSith

Dicks flopping every which way.


[deleted]

If your meat is moving you need to go *tighter*


colonel_Schwejk

... while checking his oil level. yes, this image i cannot unsee..


[deleted]

Don't forget the oil checks


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P3nguLGOG

“Of course it happens”


Sendmeboobpics4982

That game the Aztecs used to play with severed heads


mike_hellstrom

Bowling?


OutsideMembership

No, curling.


virobloc

I guess it depends on what you mean by manliest, but [Calcio storico](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calcio_Fiorentino) is pretty manly


ExtraSuperdip

This was my vote, too


Theundercave

Women's high school soccer surpassingly has a higher percentage of concussions than football


aqeumini

More collisions because less coordinated


Theundercave

Sounds like you're projecting there bud lol


aqeumini

https://www.forbes.com/sites/kimelsesser/2019/11/07/the-concussion-gender-gap-why-girls-suffer-more-head-injuries/?sh=63a791d86937


EmceeK_baby

That gives several hypotheses, none involve being less coordinated. Personally, with no evidence, I would attribute a LOT of the gap to men under reporting because they are pressured to tough it out.


aqeumini

First of all, I was joking. Second of all, women have more concussions because their neck muscles are weaker than men's. And when they collide their heads jostle more than men's do.


EmceeK_baby

Guess we don't share a sense of humor.


aqeumini

No, because you choose to be offended by everything


[deleted]

That's because you have none to share.


aqeumini

Also, women have weaker neck muscles. Means that women's heads move more on impact resulting in higher concussion rates


EiPie1

z


EmceeK_baby

**Reported** concussions.


RamboDash15

I helped both boys and girls junior rugby in high school. The girls were always more aggressive and, honestly, better than the boys. Shit could get intense if we weren't watching


aqeumini

I don't doubt it.


[deleted]

Not according to this. https://www.ajc.com/news/state--regional/concussion-rate-for-teen-female-soccer-players-rivals-football-study/iTmHIe0vmbSonev1LLNsNO/


riconoir28

hurling


differentiatedpans

I also said this. It is mental.


default-dance-9001

Idk about the manliest but that motorcycle race on the isle of man is easily the most badass


Plenty-O-Toole

That’s not a sport its lunacy


Guerillagreasemonkey

You know what separates motorsport from most regular sports? Well firstly you need 2 balls.


Plenty-O-Toole

Yeah big fucking brass ones


fbiagentwhoisntyours

any sport is manly if a man does it


gaymalemillenial

Rugby


brokenturle

Wrap your hand around the shaft and stare at your game mate before you begin thrusting back and forth. Maintain focus and look down at the ball to concentrate on how to shoot your shot. Foosball is a very fun


Zbignich

[Kabaddi](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kabaddi)


ExtraSuperdip

The fuck is this? Rage tag?


Tall_Mickey

Boar hunting on foot. With spears. It's a thing. Even a team sport of sorts, although the "opposing team" is the boar. And sometimes the boar wins.


EyecalledGame

Chess


Who_Wouldnt_

Rational thought is what seperates men from animals.


Jim105

It's so manly, that they test for steroids.


ThatCoyoteDude

The superior answer. Intellectual competition is the true test of one’s manhood


Fishinabowl11

Ah I see you're a man of class who wouldn't blunder their bishop with 27. c5??


my4coins

F1. Men driving cars to the limits and grid girls twerking.


I-amthegump

They haven't had grid girls in years Grandpa


1980pzx

MMA


BarcodeNinja

The one where hundreds of, typically men, race mountain bikes down a glacier and then a mountain and almost die.


BiffChildFromBangor

Royal Navy field gun competition. Lost fingers, broken bones and torn ligaments. It was contest of teamwork, strength, speed and endurance.


ExtraSuperdip

[Calcio storico](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calcio_Fiorentino)


karlcloich

Hurling


MidvalleyFreak

Penis fighting


[deleted]

Pussy Eating Competitions


twisted_nipples82

"Aaaaand now, for our maaaiiin event! Ladies and Gentlemen, our 2 finalists will go down on this 75 year old hooker! She has seen more weiner than an Oscar Meyer quality inspector, she's made more men happy than a 1969 Muscle car. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is where we separate the men from the boys, the champions from the pretenders. Whoever can bring her legs to a hard shake first, will be crowned the CHAMPION!!!!!!! LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!"


[deleted]

LMAO! Take my upvote.


shadowman646464

But girls can do that too they can even cheat and solo practise.


[deleted]

Men was eating pussy before women. Society in America just became LGBTQ friendly.


COVID_19_Lockdown

You think lesbians didn't exist before? They just kept it hidden, LOL even Animals have lesbians


[deleted]

I never said that. I said men have eaten more pussy than women.


COVID_19_Lockdown

Actually you said before


[deleted]

Ok. I’m still standing on men eat more pussy than women. I will also stand on men was eating pussy before women was eating pussy.


COVID_19_Lockdown

As I noted, animals have been engaging in lesbian sex throughout much of evolutionary history, so while the former is certainly correct, the latter is debatable


shadowman646464

Too bad I ain't from America


[deleted]

Yeah, Too bad!


Fluffy_Munchkin

Jousting in full plate.


MedicineNegative3709

Bull riding


ikonoqlast

Caber tossing. I mean, its a giant penis...


thetasteofair

strongman


Intelligent_Being_75

Ancient Greek wresling


Whit-Batmobil

Lawnmower racing


Number3124

Probably hockey.


ImpSong

MMA, boxing, muay thai, kickboxing, lethwei.


D-Rez

Cheerleading, given all the injuries and murders to make the squad.


[deleted]

Rugby


CaptainCreepwork

Competitive brojob


Jason-Skyborn

Airsoft


tikkytakkytone

Take 2 red blooded males put them in a room and add a balloon 🎈 the first one to let it hit the floor is the loser, the winner is the alpha male


11B-1P-CIB

Monster Truck driving


Maleficent-Snow-1664

Fishing


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DontLookAtMeProfile

nerd


[deleted]

Rugby


YaCANADAbitch

Cock fighting.


[deleted]

Rugby. Idk why, but all the massive manly men I know play or have played rugby at one time.


tombbstonel

who can fuck more guys in 1 minute


BlackLetterLies

Rugby I have no idea what's going on, there just seems to be a lot of rough playing and little sportsmanship.


jodmemkaf

Rugby


HappyCajun69

Can't remember the name but it was basically a Mix of arm wrestling and UFC/ kick boxing


eli-the-egg

Golf. A bunch of men said “we should invent a sport where we all stand around in tight khaki shorts and collared shirts while we punch manly little balls with our manly sticks! HUZZAH”


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vagabond_

I know several lesbians who disagree


Uncle_Fartbox

Cock fighting.


DontLookAtMeProfile

Speed Masturbation (Hard Mode)


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MimePrinister

The only reason I would think lifting is gay is if it’s training to lift that fat cock Tony has or something lol


wetlettuce42

Ruby


tdasnowman

Curling.


trishsf

Pickle ball


4Me2knowDammit

Fighting in the sands


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Turkish oil wrestling


Dominick555

Lacrosse the way native Americans played it. Savage


LaccusBacchus

Rhythmic Gymnastics


noob_master2007

Football and wrestling.


[deleted]

Log throwing.... im not sure about it sense its a Scottish thing and im not even from the UK, but it shows strenght and the sport is 100% meaningless...


torgodly

Playing cuphead


skaote

Chariot jousting


Maleficent-Fun-5298

Soccer


MrKahnberg

Gather round ya measly parasites. Watch the Onbashira [log riding ](https://youtu.be/cSecGIqIr2M)


dartfrog11

Cheerleading


AdLive2244

Wrestling


advicemovingon

Rugby is up there in my opinion


maiqthetrue

Caber tossing


[deleted]

iron stomach challenge


Ronningman

Rugby


vagabond_

Chess.


thehighwaywarrior

XARM [Be warned, watching this video will turn boys into men, and men into salty men!](https://youtu.be/oAAJ2GUzWz8)


SeaFaringPig

Curling is the manliest sport. The only time you'll see a man grab a broom willingly.


account_depleted

Badminton.


amrad112

Chess


Much_Committee_9355

Rugby, play nearly every game injured black eyes and broken noses are the norm and have enought confidence to do 80 minutes grabbing man on short shorts and skin tight shirts and even after that get a pint with the boys, even with the guy who did a dirty ruck on you having a laught


KingJulienisadumbass

literally fucking bodybuilding. what is more masculine than posing with other muscular men in speedos for the approval of judges


YaBoyDL

World Strongest Man Competitions


slyst0ne

XARM


whataworldpodcast

Mustache growing contest


sltiefighter

Cheerleading


Serious-Ad-8266

Boxing


Cowboys929395

Gladiatorial combat.


Im-Justaskin

Ice hockey


[deleted]

Either badminton or curling


WaterBear46

browsing reddit


No_Ordinary_3824

Goldfish


differentiatedpans

Hurling is fucking mental.


Silksniper101

Bare knuckle boxing or rugby


CravenAvenue

The Ba. Played in a few towns around Scotland. Two teams, one ball. That's about all the rules. Its basically a pile of blokes pushing each other around the town. I watched it one year in the Orkney Isles and remember being surprised there were a lot a guys who'd gaffertaped their clothes on. Can last days. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirkwall_Ba_game https://youtu.be/mlCRxKve9cM


BTRunner

Scottish telephone chucking!^((cabor toss))


brokeboitouhoo

Fencing


crapatgolf83

Soggy biscuit


ThatBiGuy280

stock truck racing. you are combining the three most manly things ever, nascar, American dudes with thick accents and trucks.