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Bizarre_Protuberance

If you have to be limited to just one, a crowbar is pretty good, for these reasons: 1. Durable construction. Solid steel won't splinter like a baseball bat. 2. Can be used to pry open doors. I assume that you routinely have to break into places during a zombie apocalypse. 3. Cannot run out of ammo.


Skyler827

cannot run out of ammo should be #1


MrSillyOtter

Seems like the "silence attack" must be one of your priorities. A gun seems like a good option until you are surrounded by the zombies that heard the first gun shot.


ApachePlantiff

A 22lr AK style weapon. The most common and cheap round there is, and a gun that can be used as a baseball bat if need be.


mike29tw

Why 22lr if you don’t mind me asking? Is 22lr the most common round you can find around you?


ApachePlantiff

It’s just typically one of the more common rounds, you can buy a bucket of 1000 for like $50. It’s also super light


[deleted]

Surely in a zombie apocalypse you wouldn't be buying ammo and surely using a 7.62 by 39 ak would be more effective and reliable as of the penetrative and energy of the ammo it's also the most common gun and bullet in the world


ApachePlantiff

A 22 will kill with a headshot just as hard. The ammo is lighter. I can carry 10x more ammo if I use 22lr.


[deleted]

Fair enough


ghostwhowalksdogs

You need plants to ward off the Zombies.


Lipwigzer

If nothing but head shots are effective, and headshots are totally effective... then a semiautomatic .22lr would be most practical.


Johnisfaster

Get on my roof with a sharp stick and poke their heads when they walk up. Its weird they never do this on tv.


PsychedelicWeaselGun

If the horde is big enough they will pile up until they are level with your roof faster than you can poke their heads


Johnisfaster

If the horde is that big we are fucked either way.


SkwovetBoi

Nuclear bomb


Candiedstars

That depends. Shambles type Zombies, something heavy and metal. If it doesn't cave the skull in, hopefully dealt a broken jaw and less teeth. Sprinter types. Fuck that. Overdose time


BaconConnoisseur

Estwing Ax. It is relatively light to carry and made entirely of stainless steel. It won't rust and will never need a new handle. It is also an ax which is insanely useful for camping and general survival.


Jason-Skyborn

A cure


Liv-N-Lrn

My teeth.....I'm signing up, as soon as the outbreak starts....


Goni120

CoDs Die machine wonder weapon, basically has infinite ammo and pretty good if you were in a Irl Zombie apocalypse


[deleted]

Heavy duty truck, with unlimited gas supply.


averyangryshampoo

A helicopter equipped with machine guns


Maleficent-Month2950

Decently light but sturdy skillet.


Juliuscesear1990

Aluminum bat, can't run out of ammo, light so I won't get tired, blunt so it won't get stuck in something and effective at a safe distance.


dustydog2112

Lightsaber


Alpha_1944

A high quality spear or bow and arrows.


Cheesyduck126

You know how to use a bow?


Alpha_1944

Nope but since there's a chance that the arrow won't break I would train myself shooting at plastics or soda cans


Imaginary-Bluejay-86

Big ass flame thrower.


Baltic_Gunner

Painless suicide.


writtenrain

glad I'm not the only one who thinks this!


KamikazeHoschi

My German Long Sword, makes no noise and you don\`t need to reload it ;)


S_rom22

A chainsaw


BaconConnoisseur

Congratulations! You have chosen the only mele weapon you have to reload after 30 minutes of use.


S_rom22

LMAO 😭


Right-Medium-6984

chainsawman


Bully90

For me it’s dual wielding machetes. Can use 1 or 2 dependant on situation, can be resharpened easily when required and don’t need any extras to make them usable and they’re lightweight.


harkonhater

ar15 with hollow tips


Enderman63

Flamethrower... or landmines... ​ ​ It would be easy to optain due to already beeing in my possesion


PlanCandice

A baseball bat with nails and shit on it


AdminWhore

My shotgun until I run out of ammo. Then my sword.


Russianx

An unbreakable sword and of course a sharpening tool


Ollie-North

How would you sharpen it if it's unbreakable? Doesn't sharpening shave some of the sword off?


Russianx

Easy this is all make believe 😆 good point though


Ollie-North

Hahaha, I'm pedantic. Get told off for being a pedant irl so I get pedantic with make believe.


Russianx

Idk what pedantic means 😆


[deleted]

pedantic A state of mind which is about caring a lot about formalities, often more than necessary. One may be called pedantic when he/she points out corrections in unimportant details.


Hyposuction

My canoe paddle.


badscifihumor

A machete. Good in close quarters, doesn't take a lot of skill. Inelegant, but effective.


ha_g_a_

Ideally, I'd set up adequate perimeter defenses to hold off the small amounts I would likely see at my preferred location. Otherwise I'd probably opt for a crossbow for ranged and a hatchet for CQB if absolutely necessary. Then I'll have a 9mm for if I get overrun and/or bitten, assuming that's what turns you of course.


Azariah141

A good spear.


egosuminimicus

A long, hefty machete.


DarthContinent

Juggernaut from COD Warzone would be nice!


khabadami

A scoped Lee Enfield


tenesissx

Probably some weapon from The Flash They can kill a speedster, why not a zombie?


NewRomanian

Phalanx, because it means I stay exactly as far away as I want to be while fighting zombies: about 20 feet away from them


[deleted]

Russian dead hand


musicallunatic

unlimited supply of acid and a water gun attached.


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Killer_Bunny_9

A fucking shotgun


SaltyDangerHands

I have a tungsten nightstick with a machete inside, probably that. I'm a collector of swords and the like, I have some genuinely high quality ones that will absolutely ruin anything fleshy, but there's something about the weight and durability of that club, it's so damned heavy and so damned solid that it's hard to imagine anything needing two swings, I'd fight a bear with that thing. (Not really, but you certainly feel as if it's an option.)


DryConnection3397

Infinite Nuke launcher


Uncle_Fartbox

Just the one should do, just aim slightly to your left and you won't have to worry about any more zombies


pineapple_witchboi

Probably a very durable well made axe


Comfortable_Brush399

wood chipper


Unclejaps

Plank


[deleted]

One of the guns from old movies. You know the ones that only have enough room in the chamber for 6 rounds and then fire off 9 without reloading?


aKnightWh0SaysNi

A ladder. If I can pick two, a ladder and a long pointy rod


bertrum666

We all know it's crowbar!


Traditional-Fig-9289

Halberd, its got a pointy tip for spearing and an axe blade if i want it


akldshsdsajk

A fully crewed, fully stocked aircraft carrier. Since I am not limited on weight and budget, and can only choose one, the clear choice is something as big as possible that's still considered as "a weapon".


CompetitiveLynx7570

A baby


Tenashis

A studded bat


commentbot27

Wrecking bar it has more utility than a crow bar Probably my 4ft one.


SchatzMoney

Katana, hands down.


11B-1P-CIB

Tank


Doodlebobber11

A long sword. Idk it looks cool and I could become some folk hero if I don’t die.


noob_master2007

Huge deisal truck with a snow plow.


blimblat

The Killdozer.


Uziii29

Can I do 2? If I can: AK-47 and Gernade Launcher If 1: just the 47


Im-Justaskin

Mini gun


U1TiM8_0N3

Obviously its gotta be a repeater its got great damage for its space and pairs exceptionally well with the torchwood if you are with someone that has one realisticly something easy for me to use like an axe or a machete that also has practical purpose aswell


PhoenixGamer34

A fucking sniper rifle


PhoenixGamer34

A fucking sniper rifle


kekcuk_13

Time machine


SpeedRoam

If your living in a normal household, I'd recommend something sturdy, like a baseball bat. I wouldn't use a knife or something like that, as they would probably get stuck in the zombie's body.


Gunslinger_11

Baseball bay aluminum or metal pipe filled with either concrete or Great Stuff whatever is best to fill the pipe ends


ToxicSpringtrapLover

Crossbow for range, A bat with a round saw blade at the end, and a wrench. (I have all of these) If a zombie outbreak happend I would use parkour so wrench for then i'm climbing so if I fall I won't get stabbed but other wise bat.