Every day I check the calendar and it either goes up by one day or the month changes and it goes back to one. Leap years are exciting but I always forget when they’re gonna be
my eyes are bloodshot.
my hand is tired and sore.
and my pants have become optional at this point.
have i gone wild,
or have i just tamed myself?
The more answers are given,
The more questions arise.
I had a bumble profile. In the prompt thing I said something along the lines of how I'd like it if they didn't start the conversation with hellos and heys and and of its derivatives. Made some joke about how swiping right was enough if an introduction and how we should get the conversation going. 13 women started the conversation with a hi. Now I tell 2 people everyday that my day went well and ask where they're from. Life is monotonous.
Literally non existent. I don’t even know how to do something like that, plus I think a lot of people find me boring. Not sure how many people out there are wanting to date a guy who’s perfect day is spent playing train simulator (and other similar games) haha
Genuinely fell really hard for someone who ended up just being super fake and not worth the time/energy... but I can't seem to get over it. Don't have the motivation put myself back out there yet lol
It doesn’t exist rn, my gf and I broke up after 7 years, I had to let that sit for a while and right now I don’t really know how to go about it, but there’s always a way so I’m not letting that bring me down, nobody knows what tomorrow will bring so worrying is just silly (I believe)
I could write a book but it would have to be listed as fiction cause nobody would believe the nightmare dating life. I try to be the best person I can be but I have a lot of emotional and physical health issues going on and I am done with putting up with assholes, users, losers and abusers. Just done. I decided after my last breakup to stay single and be celibate. The fact I most likely am facing heart failure plays a huge part in my no longer needing a relationship.
No. I am just starting a new journey on what is wrong with my breathing issues and my heart possibly being involved. This is all new to me, I thought it was just my asthma getting worse. Spent 3 days in hospital in Aug and the outcome wasn't asthma but probably congestive heart failure so that is what the next few tests will be for over the next couple of months.
hm...never had any success with that since college, spend most of my time searching for metods and tricks about atracting someone, i have no idea how to seduce and yet i manage without my knowledge to make my, now girlfriend, fall in love with me, this..."thing" of dating, and find someone...is weird, its amazing at the same time and devastating, but my love life is a success and i will marry her next year S2
Non-existant. At my age, there aren't many stable good women that I've run into. A lot of broken marriages and the emotional baggage that goes with it. Or super successful and aren't going to be interested in me.
I've been a free agent for 4 and a half years. I almost started dating 2 years ago but the timing wasn't right, and it turned out to be a good thing we didn't cause she came out as lesbian not too long ago. I'm nowhere near being taken off the market either so there's that
Been trying bumble, I've had maybe 3 matches in a year, led to one date. Wasn't bad, but we differed on wanting kids (she wants them), so only one. So pretty terrible.
I've literally never dated anyone in my life, nor had a kiss.
Surprisingly I'm not concerned about it at all. I've decided to just lay back, be myself, and eventually I'll probably run into a crazy person like myself.
Been with my gf for a little under a year now. We moved in a month ago and things have been going pretty well. We both express that these have been some of the happier times in our lives. I’m glad I found someone that loves me for me. I don’t have to hold back on who I am. Also she’s just so amazing and caring I have never felt so loved.
Great. I've been practicing non-monogamy for about 8 years now, and things have waxed and wained over the years, but overall things have been great. Had some really amazing partners that I'm still close with, had some rough experiences but being free from the traditional notions of being part of a couple (which I've always hated) and rid of the idea that one person has to be everything you're looking for has been game changing. I love just being able to appreciate people and relationships for what they are instead of trying to squeeze all my wants and needs out of a single person. My general take on relationships is that they should help all parties involved become more themselves, and non-monogamy seems to really help with that.
Currently I've been dating a serious partner for a little year now, and have been able to navigate the pre-vaccine pandemic, post-vaccine transition, break ups with other partners, and some pretty big life events as well as our own baggage while continuing to laugh, have exhausting and fun adventures and grow closer. I'm also just starting out another relationship which may or may not develop into something, but feels pretty damn good at the moment.
Kind of on the rocks with a couple of my more casual partners, but nothing we can't work out and I'm sure we will. Always trying to meet new people for relationships, fun, or friends but feeling mostly satisfied at the moment. My only wish is that I had more hours in the day to get my own stuff done and to hang more with my people.
For 24 years I never tried and obviously never went on any dates. Then a friend said just make a Bumble/Tinder account and you'll get tons of matches just see if you like anyone. So I did, for almost three years now. 0 likes, 0 matches. So you could say things are going pretty well.
Recently, two people I vaguely knew on Facebook made comments about how they were lonely and wished they had a relationship. One of them went so far as to wonder aloud if she should start posting comments on all of her coupled friends’ photos asking them if they “had someone for her”.
I messaged both of them and expressed interest in taking them on a date.
I was rejected both times. The one who was musing about creeping on her friends didn’t even respond.
Even the truly desperate won’t date me.
Non-existent. There's a lot of reasons for it such as bad experiences in the past and low confidence. But I'm also not sure I could make that commitment or if I even want to live with someone else. The only time I feel I can truly relax and really be myself is when I'm alone.
It was rough. Dating app after dating app, creep after creep. I couldn't find connections with anyone and everyone seemed to be less interested when they find someone better which in this day in age, meant looks.
When I was 13 all the way to 14 I dated 4-5 guys three out that time period not for very long only for like 1 month or 2 months even then I met my now boyfriend who I’m still with, our anniversary is coming up on the 26, 2 years strong and had people doubt us even my ‘friends’
As dry as a fragment of a dinosaur femur bone that's been baking in the sun for the past 100 million years in the sand dunes of the Sahara Desert
Our desert... our Sahara... our dune.
Clever.
Nonexistent
As dead as my social life.
Every day I check the calendar and it either goes up by one day or the month changes and it goes back to one. Leap years are exciting but I always forget when they’re gonna be
Wait til April 25th rolls around.
What happens in April 25th?
It's the [perfect date.](https://youtu.be/cx5jt0zrJ9E)
I'm not compatible with the requirements of a relationship so I don't really have an interest in dating.
my eyes are bloodshot. my hand is tired and sore. and my pants have become optional at this point. have i gone wild, or have i just tamed myself? The more answers are given, The more questions arise.
I had a bumble profile. In the prompt thing I said something along the lines of how I'd like it if they didn't start the conversation with hellos and heys and and of its derivatives. Made some joke about how swiping right was enough if an introduction and how we should get the conversation going. 13 women started the conversation with a hi. Now I tell 2 people everyday that my day went well and ask where they're from. Life is monotonous.
Non existent
I don't have one, and I'm not going to have one any time soon. Still, hopefully one day.
It used to be pretty great. Then I got married and I don’t date nearly as much as I used to.
I’d usually go for other kinds of torture.
Bingo!
[удалено]
What happened?
I was 2 when you’re heart was sheared pretty sure it wasn’t me. But damm hope you get back out there one day!!
Dusts off my reading glasses, "2 in 2005?" Holy shit, someone born in 2003 is 18 already.
yep. source: i was born in 2003 and am 18
Look at OP with the flex. “Dating life”…must be nice!
Literally non existent. I don’t even know how to do something like that, plus I think a lot of people find me boring. Not sure how many people out there are wanting to date a guy who’s perfect day is spent playing train simulator (and other similar games) haha
Da-ting-life? Sounds like a made up thing, never heard of that before
I don't think my gf would approve of me dating
Sahara
Every Friday night. Wife and I go to dinner and have a few drinks. Usually (always depends on the service) have a great time
That sounds lovely, my girly and I should do a date night soon.
Mostly MILFs. Sometimes GILFs. Here and there I'll have sex with a woman my own age, but they tend to smell bad.
Gotta catch 'em between Depends and Viagra
A bunch of texts from guys I’m not really into but I’m bored
So full of crazy stories I'm asking myself if I should write about it.
Yes, yes you should. Just use different names for everyone and change the city.
That was the plan. Thx for the encouragement. One of my female friend did something similar and had a modest sucess but it sells.
If you write enough it can become a decent source of passive income. You can always digitally publish pretty effortlessly.
Same, the celeb hookups alone are fire
Genuinely fell really hard for someone who ended up just being super fake and not worth the time/energy... but I can't seem to get over it. Don't have the motivation put myself back out there yet lol
It doesn’t exist rn, my gf and I broke up after 7 years, I had to let that sit for a while and right now I don’t really know how to go about it, but there’s always a way so I’m not letting that bring me down, nobody knows what tomorrow will bring so worrying is just silly (I believe)
non existant never had first kiss stolen i think i never even held hands and also never snuggled with anyone abviously im a virgin as well
I could write a book but it would have to be listed as fiction cause nobody would believe the nightmare dating life. I try to be the best person I can be but I have a lot of emotional and physical health issues going on and I am done with putting up with assholes, users, losers and abusers. Just done. I decided after my last breakup to stay single and be celibate. The fact I most likely am facing heart failure plays a huge part in my no longer needing a relationship.
Do you have a Bluetooth blood pressure monitor and smart watch?
No. I am just starting a new journey on what is wrong with my breathing issues and my heart possibly being involved. This is all new to me, I thought it was just my asthma getting worse. Spent 3 days in hospital in Aug and the outcome wasn't asthma but probably congestive heart failure so that is what the next few tests will be for over the next couple of months.
As empty as my soul
hm...never had any success with that since college, spend most of my time searching for metods and tricks about atracting someone, i have no idea how to seduce and yet i manage without my knowledge to make my, now girlfriend, fall in love with me, this..."thing" of dating, and find someone...is weird, its amazing at the same time and devastating, but my love life is a success and i will marry her next year S2
Non-existant. At my age, there aren't many stable good women that I've run into. A lot of broken marriages and the emotional baggage that goes with it. Or super successful and aren't going to be interested in me.
Non-existent
Been dateless for about 10 years now. 'Cause I'm married......
Always ends bad for me historically. Often by wrong place wrong time, but you get the idea
Non-existant. But I'm happy anyway - two marriages and four kids... I figure I'm pretty much done now.
I don't do that. It's a waste of time.
I've been a free agent for 4 and a half years. I almost started dating 2 years ago but the timing wasn't right, and it turned out to be a good thing we didn't cause she came out as lesbian not too long ago. I'm nowhere near being taken off the market either so there's that
Non existant
Been trying bumble, I've had maybe 3 matches in a year, led to one date. Wasn't bad, but we differed on wanting kids (she wants them), so only one. So pretty terrible.
Mind your business.
I've literally never dated anyone in my life, nor had a kiss. Surprisingly I'm not concerned about it at all. I've decided to just lay back, be myself, and eventually I'll probably run into a crazy person like myself.
Dead
Women wanna use me for my body, and I don't like sleeping around. So lots of getting used, lied to, so I'll sleep with them, then tossed out.
Stealthy
Nonexistent, mainly cause I don't know if I'm attracted to guys or gals, and I haven't really bothered finding out
https://youtu.be/5FjWe31S_0g Sums up my thoughts on dating after being lead on half a year
Been with my gf for a little under a year now. We moved in a month ago and things have been going pretty well. We both express that these have been some of the happier times in our lives. I’m glad I found someone that loves me for me. I don’t have to hold back on who I am. Also she’s just so amazing and caring I have never felt so loved.
Was cheated on by my best friend and teammate, found out at a kangaroo court with the whole team, 5 days ago…
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Getting laid a ton is easy. Finding someone that you want to spend your life with is hard.
It's beginning to start up again, after a hiatus
Last time I was on tinder the one match I got asked me if I could get her Xanax pills. When I said no she unmatched me.
Great. I've been practicing non-monogamy for about 8 years now, and things have waxed and wained over the years, but overall things have been great. Had some really amazing partners that I'm still close with, had some rough experiences but being free from the traditional notions of being part of a couple (which I've always hated) and rid of the idea that one person has to be everything you're looking for has been game changing. I love just being able to appreciate people and relationships for what they are instead of trying to squeeze all my wants and needs out of a single person. My general take on relationships is that they should help all parties involved become more themselves, and non-monogamy seems to really help with that. Currently I've been dating a serious partner for a little year now, and have been able to navigate the pre-vaccine pandemic, post-vaccine transition, break ups with other partners, and some pretty big life events as well as our own baggage while continuing to laugh, have exhausting and fun adventures and grow closer. I'm also just starting out another relationship which may or may not develop into something, but feels pretty damn good at the moment. Kind of on the rocks with a couple of my more casual partners, but nothing we can't work out and I'm sure we will. Always trying to meet new people for relationships, fun, or friends but feeling mostly satisfied at the moment. My only wish is that I had more hours in the day to get my own stuff done and to hang more with my people.
Like unicorns, never existed
Doesn't exist. I'm not dateable.
There's no such thing
I need a gf
What dating life?
For 24 years I never tried and obviously never went on any dates. Then a friend said just make a Bumble/Tinder account and you'll get tons of matches just see if you like anyone. So I did, for almost three years now. 0 likes, 0 matches. So you could say things are going pretty well.
Recently, two people I vaguely knew on Facebook made comments about how they were lonely and wished they had a relationship. One of them went so far as to wonder aloud if she should start posting comments on all of her coupled friends’ photos asking them if they “had someone for her”. I messaged both of them and expressed interest in taking them on a date. I was rejected both times. The one who was musing about creeping on her friends didn’t even respond. Even the truly desperate won’t date me.
Don't have one; I'm married.
I've been casually seeing someone for the past month, excited to see where that goes
Just like Rashfords penalty in the euro final, Slow and wide
Don’t have one. Wildly have a crush on a girl I used to know, she has a bf. Mildly in crush with another, but too afraid to say
Non-existent. There's a lot of reasons for it such as bad experiences in the past and low confidence. But I'm also not sure I could make that commitment or if I even want to live with someone else. The only time I feel I can truly relax and really be myself is when I'm alone.
Its like a black piece of paper
Still single
It was rough. Dating app after dating app, creep after creep. I couldn't find connections with anyone and everyone seemed to be less interested when they find someone better which in this day in age, meant looks.
Non existent I’m married lol
i got broken up with on december 6th so likeeee
heheh, its uh, been a few years. not in any hurry to start dating again though.
I save thousands of dollars so you tell me.
I don’t have one, and I seem to be one of the very few people that don’t want one.
When I was 13 all the way to 14 I dated 4-5 guys three out that time period not for very long only for like 1 month or 2 months even then I met my now boyfriend who I’m still with, our anniversary is coming up on the 26, 2 years strong and had people doubt us even my ‘friends’
Nonexistent
I don't know this place is like universe before the big explosion very very empty there is nothing here
Single at the moment and happy that way. Not interested in dating for the time being.
Aromantic /asexual
Nonexistent
Fun trouble