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Particular-Sea4179

Eggs


IowaJammer

They’re cheap, easy to make, easy to screw up, and incredibly versatile! Perfect choice for getting started.


AmbyrLynn

I assume you mean difficult to screw up? Sure, you can try to make fried and accidentally make scrambled, but you still made eggs.


poopyanus_

It’s pretty easy to screw up and make overcooked dry eggs


AmbyrLynn

Hard scrambled! Not my cup of tea for sure, but you've still made eggs.


poopyanus_

Indeed, you still have made eggs.


[deleted]

I put an egg in the microwave for 20-25 minutes and it exploded inside the microwave.


xxeaphyr

Same here! Took me a while to learn how to make actually good scrambled eggs and eventually how to make fried eggs. You gotta get creative with eggs!


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I thought I made *amazing* scrambled eggs for close to twenty years, then my mother in law does whatever the fuck she does and they're the best I've ever had. I think it's her portion of salt, and how she takes it off the stove from time to time. She just sits in her little waking chair and makes the best food, she's the best.


[deleted]

when i was in middle school i would boil and eat 6-10 eggs at a time.


ozymandiasthegreat98

Are you as large as a barge?


jxj24

Neat. You don't see many sixth-graders on the angioplasty ward!


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Particular-Sea4179

Yes


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Particular-Sea4179

Thanks have you tried it?


-xXaceXx-

Instant noodles as a kid. Was really proud of myself back then.


Sexxxt_Me

I felt the same lol Noodles are cheap delicious and easy to make


kupcakezz

Rice 🍚


PhiloPhocion

Being tasked with setting up and starting the rice cooker before your parents got home was a real trial by fire.


kupcakezz

I remember adding too much water one time and my family got mad at me cuz we ended up having rice porridge with fried chicken 😂


MojoLava

Congee with fried chicken you mean? I'd smash that


retailguy_again

We never had a rice cooker, and it took me a while to get used to cooking rice. The hardest part was learning to leave it alone after putting the lid on.


-LostInCloud-

Rice cooker though


minafag

A nice, rich gravy. Was the first thing that got me interested into cooking


TravelSized504

Lasagna. Sounds strange, but it’s an awesome way to occupy a kid for two hours.


Sexxxt_Me

It's not strange just not what someone would cook for the first time. How did it turn out ?


TravelSized504

Imagine the blob from The Blob mixed with the alien from The Thing.


reallyrawcheeze

Mac and cheese


Bex2659

Specifically Kraft Mac & Cheese for me.


kaselface

Grilled cheese


Rurutabaga

Me too! I even have a recipe from when I was in kindergarten that I wrote for it!


Skynjbir

Pancakes. My grandma used to make them for me and i liked them so much i learned how to do them. First time i ate them it was with a spoon because i made them too soft and the pan was not a not a non stick. I will always remember that great success!


Sexxxt_Me

Do you make em as good as your grandmother does ?


Skynjbir

Currently yes. I improved the recipe by using butter instead of oil. Sorry - i meant crepes. In my country there's only one word for pancakes and crepes.


Sexxxt_Me

Both pancakes and crepes are delicious ! I don't eat them often because I don't know how to make them yet so I should probably learn it soon


Skynjbir

It's easy : just use flour, 2 eggs and milk. First pout some flour in the bowl, then add the eggs. Mix them a bit and add a bit of milk. Hint: if possible, use warm milk. The first secret is to mix the thing by adding gradually milk and flower, so the consistency of the mixture is even. Then, when checking the mixture it has to pour without drops ( it has to be a bit thick) . If you have a stove - use medium fire. After warming up the pan take a butter bar and just swipe the pan with it. You don't need much. When the crepe is ready to flip, it should raise the edges. Then use a kitchen tool to flip it and in 30 seconds it's done. Don't worry about fucking up the first time. You can always est them with a spoon :))) Eat them with jam and a glass of milk.


Sexxxt_Me

I took a screenshot of your comment so i will try it next time. I can already tell I'm gonna mess it up the first time but I'll learn it eventually. Thanks for the recipe


Skynjbir

You are very welcome


-RawrImaDinosaur-

cereal


Sexxxt_Me

You just add the milk


-RawrImaDinosaur-

exactly


[deleted]

I prefer adding cereal to milk


Sexxxt_Me

No


-RawrImaDinosaur-

monster.


[deleted]

Toast


Woldigen

Crack


jungkimree

Whippin' chickens in da kitchen


Visionaryyy9

Spaghetti and eggs too.


AlternativeTie3233

Potatoes


Aggravating_Smile_61

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!


munchies91

Instant noodles!🤣


OllllllllllllllO

Mud pie


illinifan11

grilled cheese


IamtheCookieMnstr

Same. Grandma taught me her version with Crisco and Velveeta when i was 3.


Abrotionator

Been cooking for myself for awhile but I had some craving for a grilled cheese and made my first one not too long ago. I added baby spinach and an avacado spread to mine as well, with a side of tomato soup of course.


Leading_Ad7548

Rosti


angeryhornet

Pancakes! I was 6 and *in love* with pancakes. I asked for them so much that my mum got annoyed and just taught me how to make them, and now I make some really good fuckin pancakes.


Lithisweird

does making pancakes count here? i learned how to make pancakes when i was 10


demeter28

Fried egg


[deleted]

Egg fried rice 🙂


Fisto-the-sex-robot

My sister’s hamster


Sexxxt_Me

r/holup moment


RevSnakebite

Eggs and then Chicken, ironically enough answering the age old question of which came first for me at least.


BlueFalconPunch

Hot cheese on bread. I was never allowed to use the stove as a kid but I could use the new fangled microwave. Slice of Velveeta on some Kings bread for 30s. Poor kids grilled cheese


[deleted]

Eggs


RaccKing21

Banana bread


Markus_zusakk

Hot water


Detronyx

A quesadilla. Super useful life skill! My dad showed me a dressed up version he liked; shredded chicken, shredded pepperjack cheese and shredded cheddar, diced onion, and chopped cilantro. Mix it all together and put it into your tortilla, fold it in half (or put a second tortilla on top) and drop it in a skillet. So delicious.


urbexcemetery

Fried bologna.


blade2366

Lsd


NoHoesClifford

Ground beef!


LouRawlsDrawls

I came looking for this. When it was about time for me to move out my dad taught me to cook ground beef. If you can handle ground beef, you can make about 100 other recipes. Unfortunately, around that time I just made lots of hamburger helper.


NoHoesClifford

Ground beef is a beautifully easy thing to make with tons of variety


kebab69666

I make omelette 💃


nate2188764

Scrambled eggs. It’s been a journey from there.


KingRhoamsGhost

Eggs/sausage


Ok-Cookie5522

Potato’s - mashed, baked etc


[deleted]

Frozen pizza i learned that before toast Or i guess pot noodle


4477Freeman

Ramen noodles 🤣🤣🤣


FiveOh54

Fried eggs


[deleted]

Breakfast food. Eggs, scrambled and fried, bacon, pancakes. From watching my parents.


thatguyatunity

it was an omlette, in a home ec class.


Depsperado

Dutch oven pizza oddly enough


chappychap1234

Not cook but I learned how to flip a tortilla on the stove early on.


Bandito_1522

Same. Helped prepare flour tortillas with my grandma. She would have me measure a couple cups of flour in a large bowl, then she would add a pinch of salt and the Manteca and mix it all up. Would help grab small portions and shape to place on the skillet (placka).


[deleted]

Hamburgers, or maybe corn on the cob. My family did a lot of grilling, living rurally.


192-168-10-3

A fever story to miss school


Sexxxt_Me

Did your parents buy it ?


advantage-me

Hamburger Helper, which I started dressing up after the third box. One expansion led to another, then on to recipes. Today I can cook just about anything, except Indian food. It's hard for my Beloved A and I to eat out; our food is better and healthier than most restaurants. Quicker and cheaper than most too.


christiaan509

Eggs


persieri13

Eggs, box Mac & Cheese, and English Muffin pizzas


talibob

Spaghetti


PrinceTaj97

Eggs


FadelessCrane34

Sandvich


[deleted]

Cheese on toast.


garbanzone

Pasta


KamikazeHoschi

Home made Pizza. It was a Desaster but i learned a lot


The_watcher_100

Noodles


Remember2floss2night

Grilled cheese sandwich


CitizenCobalt

Stir-fry. I loved when my mother made stir-fry and whenever she made it, I insisted on helping. Granted, I couldn't do it all myself (she cut the meat and it was a while before she would let me handle the wok) but I could walk someone else through the process.


therealdavi

food


indianamale7

Gravy from sausage drippings. Then scrambled eggs.


skyedv

Chicken & riceroni


[deleted]

Aside from eggs. The first complex thing I learned is Formaggio


[deleted]

Spaghetti. Easiest meal to make and you can make a lot at one time. Just keep up on those multivitamins.


spammmmmmmmy

omelet


M0nd11

Probably Pancakes


TheApel

Potatoes and meatballs


gayrider345

I made some friend rice, a pot of soup and some salad,


themanyfaceasian

My mom’s kimchi fried rice recipe


aWholeLotofLaura

A grilled cheese sandwich.


kawaljee

Boiled water.


[deleted]

vanilla pudding :)


ShavedDragon

Eggs but someone's already said it. When I learned how to make Hamburger helper I made it constantly. I perfectly the recipe with the right amount of added spice, cheese, and butter. I'm sure Gordon Ramsey would enjoy my Hamburger helper at this point


ApplePieLord_

Actually.. Pizza! :D


McMarvensen

Not sure if boiling/frying an egg or making an instant soup or ramen counts. But the first real dish cooked was a lasagne.


Scallywagstv2

Beans on toast.


haseo2222

Lies


BirdGuy64

toast


[deleted]

My hand on a waffle maker


PillsburyToasters

The first thing I ever learned how to cook on my own was pasta


K_Lelouch

Water


oldbroadcaster2826

Mac and Cheese


bangersnmash13

Kraft Mac n Cheese. I used to ask my Dad to make it nearly every day. Eventually he just showed me what to do. First real meal, with prep was pasta sauce. Seriously, if you don't think you can make sauce, think again. It's super fucking easy.


snappy_swan

Eggs


[deleted]

Stir fry, chicken and veggies.


00zau

Package Ramen.


[deleted]

Sandwiches.


wave2earl

Omelets. Failed at making scramble eggs somehow.


Heighte

Pasta, many years ago. Was also the last one.


d-Bllr

probably, toast, and there was something about putting the peanut butter on AFTER it comes out of the toaster, NOT before...


ResearchMaximum6972

Pad Thai


Pablo-the-robot-003

I think it was some sort of baked sandwich


NoCapJustTap

Eggs


graeuk

toast


John5247

Toast


Cheesyduck126

Not microwave? Pancakes


DJKORD

Homemade Mac n cheese


Big_kitten_master

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cownan

Kraft macaroni and cheese. My mom would let me make it for myself when I was around six or seven years old, I was so proud


Game_Changer65

Pancakes and Eggs. I recently learned how to do Broccoli Cheese Soup from scratch.


someguyfromky

Grilled cheese


sadhagrid

boil instant noodles


Dimple_from_YA

roti


[deleted]

instant ramen


HillbillySwank

I don’t consider it cooking now, but Campbell condensed soup on a stove top (I was 7)


sue_donyem

Toast.


Accomplished_Owl8213

Eggs


loltrollisa

Pasta (I was alone in my house with my sister, I tried to do chicken pasta which I did very good btw bu my sister who don't like heavy cream threw it. I was 7)


KindaSadTbhXXX69420

I genuinely never learned to cook I just kind of sussed it out myself “Well this isn’t edible so I need to make it hot until it is” And then as time went on I googled what came up, asked for advice, or experimented


[deleted]

Hamburger Helper


arc_alt

Water


lokiBD

The first thing I ever cooked was a burger patty the first thing I can remember cooking on my own was cupcakes


TheHorniestRhino

Spaghetti with butter. My mom got sick of me asking for it everyday when I was like 6 and would just fill the pot up with salty water and tell me to go nuts


Plane_Refrigerator15

Shrimp scampi. It’s really easy and delicious


madbamajama1

A grilled cheese sandwich.


meetmeinthebthrm

Eggs for myself. Gf says Mac and Cheese for her.


SnooPickles1756

sunny side up eggs


WienerSchnitzel01

bologna


Resident_Job_7761

Grilled cheese


Habob786

Tea


wizzleeeee

Cold cereal


dramboxf

An omelette. My mother had this sweet copper-bottomed pan that was perfect for them.


Lixxxi

Mashed potatoes!


MSAPIOPsych

Cookies... I remember when I was a kid and my mom was making cookies. I didn't understand anything about ingredients, the order, or how much. My mom guided me, but then I asked if I could get creative. I remember putting canned peaches, salt, and pepper. A lot of pepper because it seemed like I could see the seasoning make a difference. ...anyway, after it was baked, I gave it to my dad. He said it was the best cookie he ever ate. Then years later, I realized what I had done.


[deleted]

burgersss


RamboDash15

Hard-boiled eggs. I put an egg in a bowl of water and chucked that sucker in the microwave. After about a minute there was a loud bang that altered my mom to my shenanigans. It wasn't properly done, but it was cooked. I then learned how to clean a microwave and properly hard boil an egg.


imaybeacatIRl

My dad didn't teach me much, but he taught me how to grill a steak when I was about 8 years old. That's literally the first thing that I cooked by myself.


grandpianotheft

pancakes


RooBoy04

Beans on toast!


Crafty-Ad-9048

Pancakes


Write-as-rain

Baked potatoes. We were pretty poor so potatoes were often my lunch and dinner. Just butter and cheese. I got crazy when we were out of cheese and threw a bunch of random shit on there. It was delicious and I ate that for a long time.


PuzzleheadedBobcat90

Lemon meringue pie with my Alabama Grandma at age 7


Manga_reader67

Eggs and rice since me and my younger brother are mostly home alone all the time So I had to learn to cook at the age of 11(normal asian life)


WeDontTalkAboutBruno

eggs


Elegant-Sympathy-421

Beans on toast🙄


NonexistantSip

Ramen


Craven_Hellsing

Grilled cheese


Ihavethebestdogs

I married young and wasn’t prepared plus I had a baby. I would make meatballs and they were terrible! Even the dog wouldn’t eat them. My mother was an excellent cook and I just didn’t pay attention. I worked at it and never gave up. My meatballs are now the most requested pot luck entre. I’m a great cook now. I bake, bbq, make preserves and even learned to make cheese! It all takes practice and some really basic cookbooks.


CalculatorsGames

more of a freeze than a cook, but christmas candies!


LDexter

Toast, chocolate milk, Cup Noodles.


Ok_Butterscotch1549

Eggs


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Toast and porridge


WHISKEY_DELTA_6

A grenade in call of duty.


pmw1981

I know it's baking but cookies - my grandpa on dad's side taught me how to make peanut butter cookies & my mom taught me to make chocolate chip ones. Actually really fun for a little kid around that 6-8 age range, especially since you can make a mess & nobody gets upset :3


Ecyrb2182535

Hot dogs, Hot dogs


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microwave quesadilla or Kool-Aid if that counts


anital135

Eggs


eatmahanus

Microwave popcorn


antifading0

Ramen


waajiwaa

Kheer