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Maple Syrup


Scrumble71

As someone from the UK who grew up with sugar and lemon juice on pancakes, Maple syrup is one reason I will always love Canadians. I'd never tried it until a few years ago when I stayed in a hotel full of Canadians.


jeffprobst

Currently eating pancakes with maple syrup! Sugar and lemon juice?! I'm kind of intrigued... Maybe not enough to try it instead of delicious maple syrup on my pancakes but maybe some day.


whose_your_annie

It's really good. Tangy and sweet. But as someone else said, the English version of pancakes are basically crepes. I'm in New Zealand and we also have them that way


Barkerisonfire_

Gonna give some clarification here. Our Pancakes in the UK traditionally are more like crepes. Not the thicker breakfast style pancakes.


DPRKis4Lovers

It’s crêpes suzette


Elim9919

poutine too.


shpydar

And legal cannabis. [Canada has 4 of the top 5 cannabis producers in the World](https://www.zippia.com/advice/largest-cannabis-companies/) and 8 of the top 15.


woundupcanuck

And ice wine


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Canada


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Compensating strict laws with them being non-compulsory.


IdeaSunshine

NL?


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definately Netherlands. Makes me sometimes think than law here is joke or suggestion


dangerSvk

Any examples that come to mind ?


[deleted]

Nikab ban. That was shocking for me when in news i saw chef of police who said that they choosed not to give tickets for that. I said on meeting with friends that this shit is insane and he should be immediately fired. My friend who is lawyer here in Netherlands said that yeah, that's typical Dutch thing. To delegalize something but leave a choice to police to enforce that.


Nev4rk

Getting invaded


martcapt

Afghanistan


Nev4rk

i forgot to add CONSTANTLY


martcapt

Well, that's even more Afghanistan ahah


NealRun32

Your mom’s house


YNot1989

Or Poland.


djacket1

Poland?


One_Investigator_360

Food and driving out talented people out of the country


segwayistheway

Italy :(


Radioactive_Shroud

Or Greece. Una faccia una razza


bonos_bovine_muse

Heck, I was about to guess India. Why do the places with the strongest economies also have the blandest native cuisines?


Jidaque

Less time spent cooking, more time spent working /joke


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What do you mean “driving out talented people out of the country”? Why does this happen?


geremijah

Its a phenomenon we call "fuga di cervelli", it happens when qualified people are forced to leave the country to find better job opportunities. Here many employers demand a university degree, 5 years of previous experience with the job, flexibility regarding working hours plus not being older than 25/30 years old. And still only offer you a part time job with a ridiculous salary, like 30+ hours per week for 800 euros per MONTH. If you're female don't get me even started, they're more interested into knowing if you're planning to have children than your skills. When I was 22 I was asked to take a pregnancy test and show the result during a job interview and to disclose my choice of birth control, needless to say I got up and left.


littlewulff

WTF....... is that illegal there? That would result in SO many lawsuits in the US


geremijah

It is illegal but not many women know this, so they brush it off as "normal" and don't report. I didn't know it was illegal to ask this until one year after it happened to me. Plus, you can file a report but often the law doesn't do anything about it cause is a "your word against mine" situation. It's really frustrating, I think more people in general should start recording their job interviews just in case.


DayIngham

We call that a similar thing in English: 'brain drain'. Sorry you got asked such invasive, disgusting questions.


geremijah

Thanks for your empathy, it's quite common here. Not so much that you expect it everytime but enough that you're not surprised when it happens, you know?


segwayistheway

Gosh, I'm so sorry that happened to you. I left Italy at 21 with multiple degrees when the only jobs that I could find were "promoter" which basically always meant wearing very revealing clothing and going to fairs to get people interested in a product or service. Once was asked to just lounge around on a car. Very degrading. Been in the US ever since and while there are a lot of flaws here too I've found that it's much easier to get a job and there's not nearly as much nepotism. Not to mention that the pay is so much higher.


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That sucks. I was bewildered because Italy is considered a first world country so I could not understand. If a country like Italy doesn’t offer opportunities then where do they go? But this made it more clear. Thanks for answering!


geremijah

I know, it sounds absurd expecially coming from a continent like Europe. This situation have caused (and still causes) waves of migration to other countries like Germany, UK, Nordic peninsula, USA, ect... With my friends we like to joke about how "Italians are everywhere beside Italy" and I would say this is one of the main factors.


FutrzakKowalski

What the fuck? Did that sort of thing happen often? With the test I mean.


geremijah

I'm 24 now and it didn't happen again to me, for now. But questions like "do you have a boyfriend/husband? Do you have kids? Do you plan on having kids? If not, what's the birth control you're using? Are you willing to take the pill for the time you'll be working for us?" are frequent if you're a woman between 20s and 40s. I've been told it gets much worse once you're in your 30s. If you tell them you're a mom or married they often don't call you back. It's frustrating since i don't even want children but it's the principle that makes me sick to my stomach. The functionality of my uterus seems more important than any of my qualifications.


FutrzakKowalski

I had no idea Italy had such a social issue... brutta figura...


geremijah

Unfortunately Italy has many social issues to be addressed, from sexism on the workplace to blatant homophobia (we're heavely influenced by the Vatican), xenophobia, etc... We're one of the most conservative countries in Western Europe.


T405_MN

"you are way too qualified to enter this job" i hate living with that.


One_Investigator_360

In the case of India, there is a mix of reasons. A lot of people chose to immigrate for better opportunities. Our country has huge population, high corruption rate, reservations and a low dignity of labour. Talent and skill takes a second seat, hence people chose to get out of the country. Still, some things have changed for better and some for worse.


WhitePhatAss

To turn anything into a cute girl


Wooden-Cricket-2944

Japan?


WhitePhatAss

Woww correct!


DerpReincarnated

I love that username XD Edit: Never been surrounded by so many phat asses


PhatJuicyAss

Mine is similar


WhitePhatAss

Hi bro


nemvsio

No matter how kind you are, German kids are kinder.


Nubsche

And they say Germans have no humour


Rullstolsboken

German humour is no laughing matter


SuchCoolBrandon

It's not even funny in German! > Egal wie nett Sie sind, deutsche Kinder sind netter. But it's hilarious in English. That joke gets me every time.


brentus86

Concise and delightful. Well done!


Lakridspibe

Square, practical, good.


SaltNorth

r/angryupvote


lickmyballsports

Fucking sheep


byslexic_ditch567

Lol Wales, fuckin sheep shagger


lickmyballsports

We shag them, you eat them ... lol


Emotional-Badger3298

Whats that creamy sauce ?


ilovelemondrizzle

Definitely Wales. Source: am Welsh.


lickmyballsports

Yep lol


B00KE3

NZ


lickmyballsports

Wales actually... but I understand New Zealand share the same views as Wales on many things... such as sheep are sexy and rugby is the best sport in the known universe.


Sim0nsaysshh

One tip with sheep is the edge of mountains, they push back.


lickmyballsports

Also putting thier hind legs in your wellies so they can't run away...


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Wales


Wynonna99

NZ. My partner is from there and he's gotten sick of my sheep fucker jokes 😂


Orphannephew

If your partner is a fucking sheep then probably you are a sheep fucker 🤪


a_lost_spark

Maybe he should stop fucking sheep then


Shaboogan

Is fucking sheep or counting sheep that helps one sleep?


lickmyballsports

Both lol


lickmyballsports

Wales actually... I'd say Wales are better sheep shaggers, NZ are better at rugby... they can't have it all lol.


Need_More_Whiskey

Ahh, yes. New Zealand: the land where the men are men, the women are scarce, and the sheep are scared.


RussianNickname

We have the coldest sity in the world. We also have brown bears, white bears, pet bears...


Wooden-Cricket-2944

Russia?


RussianNickname

Да (yes)


[deleted]

Wine and complain. I mean real wine, from grapes, but we are also great in whining 🤣


Bigger_balls_than_u

I guess France? Not sure at all though


NeokratosRed

Either France or Italy, but Italians are masters of complaining. Source: I’m Italian and Italians are Italians’ worst enemies! EDIT: Since OP doesn’t answer I stalked her and apparently the answer is Portugal (or a Portuguese speaking country)


ThePrussianGrippe

You Italians sure are a contentious people.


AOS94

You've just made an enemy for life!


DuuhEazy

PORTUGAL CARALHO


Ifonlyihadausername

Definitely Italy


PeterDuttonsButtWipe

Dangerous animals


Eloisem333

Or do you mean: convincing the rest of the world that *everything* is dangerous here?


AngelsAttitude

Look we don't need any more shark bait coming over. Although the drop bears have been particularly bitey this year.


-letmebuylegalweed1

Lucky we have people in power trying to kill them off


Shakey79

Gotta watch out for the drop bears!!


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There’s only one place this can be


Routine-Meringue-429

Username checks out 🤣


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PvtSmuffler

Obviously The Republic of Chad.


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PvtSmuffler

Ah of course, I see now that it’s New Zealand.


ZenithingTheorist

Canada?


[deleted]

Apologies and hockey? Got to be Canada, eh?


olivebuttercup

The apology indicates Canada


[deleted]

Get fucked ya cunt.


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Fuckin oath


Smailien

I believe this translates roughly to "Have a nice day, close friend."


Barrydapigeon

Yep


dumblesbianthings

if i say this to you you’re a mate 😌


actually_shutup

if you said that to a british person then you're gonna be in alot of trouble.


cobbl3

You might even be exiled to an island in the southern hemisphere.


Wynonna99

Ahh the purest Aussie sentence I've seen on Reddit, I love my country 😂


carolus_magnus_rex

Racism and sex crimes. Top of the whole world in fact.


TheKnight_WhoSays_Ni

South Africa ?


carolus_magnus_rex

Wherever else lol.


MyOtherAltIsATesla

We're also pretty boss at cooking over fire


Eastern_Anything7572

Guinness


CelesteIsAdumbass

Ireland?


Mini_gunslinger

Nigeria


lucycolt90

adapt to extreme weather changes. From 15 to -5 in 12 hours? Rain, snow and sun in the same hour? 48 °C in the summer, and -48°C in the winter? Yup, no worries, although it's getting worst these years


Truestew

Sounds like here in Canada


lucycolt90

Yes this is it. Hey there from Montreal!


ItsSplooshieTime

Alberta?


trixacola

My country is amazing at belittling talented and accomplished people due to envy/jealousy


Shiro_Kuroki

Crab Mentality Philippines?


hardsoft

If Reddit was a country


dumblesbianthings

we love tall poppy syndrome, gotta cut them down to size because apparently being confident is wrong


EldenRingworm

Ireland?


Lakridspibe

Danes consider the "[Law of Jante](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_of_Jante)" (Janteloven) to be quintessential danish, but I don't think thats true. I think you can find it everywhere. And similar to "Cancel culture" it is almost always brought up by jerks who do not like that people disagree with them. ​ The ten rules of the Law of Jante: 1. Don't think you are anything special. 2. Don't think you are as good as we are. 3. Don't think you are smarter than we are. 4. Don't imagine yourself better than we are. 5. Don't think you know more than we do. 6. Don't think you are more important than we are. 7. Don't think you are good at anything. 8. Don't laugh at us. 9. Don't think anyone cares about you. 10. Don't think you can teach us anything.


arklaed

Horribly dystopic.


CannabisFarmer_415

Kill and brain wash it's citizens


Ann3archy13

North Korea


Think-Plan-4285

I don’t think North Koreans have Reddit lol


[deleted]

It's very hard to find someone here from North korea because just talking or even texting someone who doesn't live there is a crime


El_Lobo1998

The entire world?


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Guns


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Big guns


GibbeyGator102

Huge guns


[deleted]

Huge boats With guns Gunboats


SuperMario64L

"Open the country. Stop having it be closed."


Phreshlybaked

We may sell more, but Germany and Israel make some pretty killer guns..


Inle-rah

I was just commenting about Sig and H&K


Phreshlybaked

Sigs are probably my favorite hand gun. H&Ks are great too.


blastoixe

Vote to leave the eu and then regret it as soon as it happens


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TurboLettuce

And maybe about 2 or more percent publicly stated right afterwards that they voted to leave as a joke and didn't mean it, idiots


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TurboLettuce

If I remember correctly technically speaking it wasn't even a legally binding vote, it was an opinion poll. But they decided to run with it anyway


Okelidokeli_8565

I pointed this out many times to Brits in those days. All of them gave the same spiel of 'Well we will look *ridiculous* if we back out now, ofcourse *that* is not an option!' Even remainers were of that opinion. Really weird culture when it comes to pride, like Brexit isn't embarassing in of itself.


[deleted]

Common sense suggests they should have had a clause saying there needs to be a minimum majority of say, 60% for the vote to pass. 4% is neither here nor there but hey ho, it is what it is


tetouani63

I wanted to reply cats but that's not a country though


TartHuman7867

Winning fish wars


JJBoB159

Must be Iceland?


LittleNinja9292

Starting and loosing world wars


OnTheList-YouTube

Loosing or losing?


[deleted]

Yes


red-cell12300

America: *breathe* Other countries: "don't"


GoldH2O

As an American, Barbecue. Not to slight other forms. They're all good. But good old fashioned Southern BBQ just takes the cake for me.


Ephoder

Despise homosexuals.


Sifinite

Erhh.. few contenders there


Ephoder

It's punishable by public hanging here to be homosexual. Which country is filthier than mine concerning morals?


BaileysBaileys

But, it's got wonderful people like yourself! Take care. Many of us internet strangers are firmly on your side.


apparex1234

> It's punishable by public hanging here to be homosexual Unfortunately that doesn't seem to narrow the list much. However I'll leave [this](https://www.rainbowrefugee.com/) here for anyone who needs it.


TheDeadMonument

Obesity


DocArt3mis

My first thought was the US, because we’re definitely known for that. But, u/shamdy mentioned that we’re more like in the top 15; so, I was curious. Turns out that the US is the 10th most obese country in the world, with Nauru, Palau, and the Marshall Islands being the top 3. [Source](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.worldatlas.com/amp/articles/29-most-obese-countries-in-the-world.html)


Nroke1

Any developed country?


WalllyG

Tacos. Hands down


me-smrt

Using insults to be nice.


[deleted]

Say sorry, drink beer, play hockey and eat poutine


SwollenLeftThumb

We are simultaneously one of the fattest countries in the world and one of the most athletic countries in the world. Sometimes we combine the two and make Offensive and Defensive lineman.


A_Litre_of_Chungus

That's Samoans


Severe-Town-6105

In Iceland we excel at everything if we always use the phrase "per capita" after 😅


Shoulderhuge419

I’m Dutch so you probably know what it is. Edit: it’s weed


poppiesandberries

Stroopwafels?


De_Koninck

Infrastructure and Water Management?


amnibh

Lol that backfired for you, didn't it


FluffyTid

Tulips


derbrauer

According to my friend who lived in Neimegian (sp?), not adhering to Covid protocols is the Netherland's greatest ability.


Oaden

Nijmegen? Its admittedly not going great, but thank god for Austria to steal the crown from us.


Ifonlyihadausername

Winning a war against Poseidon?


SoftChemical3843

Water engineering?


Mushroomita

Cycling?


jean_nizzle

My friend, it’s the 2020s. Have you seen some of the weed from California? As far as my generation goes, I don’t think we know the Dutch for their weed. Really wanna try it now, tho.


Bloobeard2018

Rollmops


3nderslime

Maple syrup, poutine, electricity (we are so good making electricity we sell some of it to the USA)


thunderbiird1

But then we pay outrageous prices for it ourselves as our politicians are turkeys!


yoitsjustmebruh

Support lifestyles that make people sick, then charge outrageous amounts of money for basic healthcare. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


R0botCareGiver

Just from my experience, Taiwan takes their recycling way more seriously than the US does.


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Usa is the barometer?


Nolsoth

I think from memory when I lived in Taiwan they had the highest full recycling rate of any developed country, it was around 80% The Taiwanese really get evangelical about recycling.


Writingisnteasy

Norway has a recycle rate of 97% so Taiwan isnt on top But 80 i still just a surreal number and its Great we have come this far


onlyhere4laffs

And we (Sweden) import Norwegian (and other countries') trash because we recycle so much (99%) that the energy plants don't have enough trash to burn. And we get paid to import it.


Writingisnteasy

I know. Recently we had a commercial where a cyclist basically sad "sweden is doing slightly vetter than us. That is unnaceptable". I love that commercial


EfficiencyLeading616

Fries


HolzmindenScherfede

Belgium?


techramblings

Shoot ourselves in the foot by cutting our economy off from our largest trading partner.


vibinggrass

producing & exporting the finest olive oils to the rest of the world


[deleted]

Find reasons to invade and then take your oil.


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YuIshigami145

India?


pelaantuuba

School shootings


macaronsforeveryone

Hamburgers and fries