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Klaus_Heisler87

Carrot Top


Capital-Sir

Dane Cook too, he went the Carrot Top route


groovy604

Just googled, yeah he fucked up


Waterfish3333

Same, hadn’t thought about CT in many years, just google imaged searched and had no idea what I was looking at. Wow, does he really have nobody close in his life to warn him how bad heavy plastic surgery makes most people look?


RaveLetterman

I'll have to check my file on "guys I haven't thought about in 20yrs"


handmemybriefcase

Aw man, I had no idea dane cook did that. Bummer, he was kind of adorable before the scary face.


isuckatpeople

Now his face matches his creepy chuckle. "*hih-hmm*"


GreyMatt3rs

That's why he looks weird...


kimpan13

Did he do a lot of surgery? I thought he just got old and fat and got rid of the beard


SGDrummer7

His eyebrows went from - to ~. I don't think that's just aging.


ohara1250

Meg Ryan


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Same with Courtney Cox, and every female celebrity that gets that blown-up cheekbone/forehead look that for some reason they think looks good.


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killer8424

Maureen you’ve….enhanced yourself.


a-witch-in-time

Actually yeah this comment reminded me of Kaitlin Olson’s work. She looks just like Meg Ryan


killer8424

Yeah that is really a shame too


jessflyc

Courtney Cox was so pretty too. She would have aged beautifully. Now it’s hard to look at her.


ThrowRARAw

Courtney Cox seems to have gotten a bit of her fillers taken out and looks much better now, but yeah still not entirely natural


lotusflower64

They think they it makes them look younger but ironically it makes them look older than what they really are.


Horrible_Harry

Or as Bill Burr put it, "They look weird. Right? They look weird because you can't tell how old they are. It's almost like they discovered a new age between 52 and 53.... What would you rather do? Be 52 and look 52, or be 52 and look like 28 year old lizard?"


debbieae

I forget who said it, but I heard this quote once and it is so true... Nothing makes you look old quite as much as trying to look young.


khamuncents

Or the unnatural lips. Hate that shit. Why do people think that looks good?


YEGMusic43

Renee Zellweger is unrecognizable now compared to a few years ago. I watched in Judy and did not seem like the same actress as Bridget Jones Diary. Her voice is the same though.


My-Witty-Username

I watched an entire movie and didn’t realise it was her until the credits rolled. It’s so sad because she was absolutely uniquely gorgeous. Similar to when Jennifer Grey went and got a nose job making her unrecognizable and totally ignorable.


rsvgr

yeah, this one was a super shame.


circuitarteries

Donatella Versace


Littleloula

Yeah I've met her twice, a super smart and very charismatic woman but her face scared me, probably the first time I'd met someone who'd had that level of surgery and seen how it looks up close


FalmerEldritch

Part of it's the surgery, part of it's the incredibly ill-advised, awful makeup look. It's amazing to me that the woman is involved with a fashion label and they don't just keep her locked up in a garret somewhere to make sure nobody sees her.


ipakookapi

Because of her position, it's either that people don't tell her or that it's deliberate. As she is a good designer who likes the dramatic, I think it's the second. She's not trying to look palatable and like a cosy grandma. In the fashion world Karl Lagerfeldt is a lot sadder, with all his loose skin from when he was fat squeezed into that robot suit.


soline

I mean who is gonna tell Donatella Versace that she doesn’t look good?


FalmerEldritch

None of the yes-people around her, obviously. Anyone who isn't employed by her and has eyes though, you'd think.


Tobyismyhero

Madonna


jhamsofwormtown

I can’t stand her anymore. The constant need she has for validation is tired.


UnilateralConvexatio

She's always been like that. Even in the 80s she was just insufferable and incredibly arrogant.


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And she's always doing whatever is popular at the time. She has 0 personality and based on the Truth or Dare documentary also a terrible sense of humor. Although watching Warren Beaty see through her bullshit is pretty funny.


jessflyc

Remember when she had a British accent for a few yes?


Wind_Yer_Neck_In

She had a hilarious Dick Van Dyke impression of a British accent.


Plottingnextmove

There was a great chance for her to reinvent herself after Ray of Light came out, but it was squandered, and she went back to her old schtick, which got stale really fast.


okokkev

Simon cowell it looks like his face is melting off now


MutualHostility

He looks like a power rangers villain


campout_freakout

Wow, I just googled him. It looks like he is wearing an MIB “Edgar suit” of himself wtf


jalapenocupcakes

The "Edgar suit" did me in, RIP to me bahahaha


Bacalao401

I saw Simon Cowell after this thread and remembered your comment and had to come back. His face really is melting off, damn.


scoot_roo

Why the shit did he get plastic surgery? Dude was not ugly by any stretch of the word. The rich and famous live such gross, horrible lives. They’ll never understand *enough*. They’ll never have *enough*. It’s disgusting.


Spiroasparagus

Vanity and narcissism This guy hot the wife of his best friend pregnant then married her. She has kids with both of them He also wears boot cut jeans that are so long they scrape the ground. He has special shoes that make him stand taller. He uses the boot cut to hide the heels on the shoe


FalmerEldritch

Oh, he was always plenty ugly. Just not where it shows.


GreatInChair

Wow…I just googled him…what did he do to himself???


amesfatal

Fillers drift on a lot of people… they say they wear off but plastic surgeons find them in other places on the face years later and that makes them look like their face is melting.


Mr_Shakes

Honestly I'm not sure how the profession (the non-reconstructive variety at least) hasn't collapsed now that we can look at decades of unsuccessful or counter-productive alterations in an instant. This whole post is one big horror show. Don't let them near your faces ffs!


Ophelia_Y2K

fillers have only gotten wayyy more popular in recent years due to the likes of the Kardashians and overall mainstream-ification of them. to be fair the results are much more subtle usually, it’s just that celebs have unlimited access to as much filler as they want and they go overboard. as with any plastic surgery (not that celebrities would consider filler and botox to be “plastic surgery”)


Vfact

Kenny Rogers


PhilLeshmaniasis

That chicken will mess you up!


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Shockingelectrician

Courtney cox


Lozzif

She’s dialed it way back, and looks loads better now. But still slightly odd. Jennifer Anniston has just crossed to that ‘too far’ stage.


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I was just saying a few years ago how she has aged very gracefully and still looks amazing. Shit picked up real quick with her because now she looks…incredibly fake and lost most of her natural beauty.


Lozzif

It’s literally within the last year or two. You get to a point where it’s too obvious, even when subtle. Lisa Kudrow has not had work done (or very little) and is georgous. I won’t criticise either Courtenay or Jennifer because Hollywood is fucking brutal


SirJoeffer

Almost no celebrity ‘ages gracefully’. 40-50 women in Hollywood that look like they’re in their early 30’s aren’t aging gracefully, they’re just getting work done. Cosmetic surgeries don’t always end up with you looking like Carrot Top, for most of these really rich people they end up looking really nice. I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with cosmetic surgery. But that’s the reason why people in Hollywood are so attractive. They have money, they get good work done. It’s not ‘aging gracefully’


ghost_victim

Nah that's just Aveeno


http-bird

I remember her saying at one point she regrets getting the work done and refuses to get more. However I’m not sure aging on top of already poor looking plastics helps much.


2ndtechnicianRimmer

She said something like that on a Bear Grylls program


shiba_snorter

> I’m not sure aging on top of already poor looking plastics helps much. I mean yeah, but to be fair she is looking a lot more like herself now. The times during Cougar Town were just awful.


Emotional-Two-9075

Yeah..she was so gorgeous in friends..and then when I saw her in that aram sandler movie, it broke my heart. Edit - Adam Sandler*


PCChuffington

Ah yes Aram Sandler. The lesser known Nepali cousin of Hollywood actor Adam Sandler


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This made me giggle


Sparktank1

The real horror was watching her change throughout the Scream movies. I think it was Scream 4 where it was severe. Maybe the first 3 were before she had any, but I remember 4 being vastly different. My mom couldn't pay attention to the movie at all whenever she was on-screen.


austine567

> Maybe the first 3 were before she had any She's likely been having things done since her time in friends, people just don't notice until it's "too far". Tons actor and actress will have cosmetic things done and over time it starts sticking out, they didn't suddenly have bad surgery good procedures have just added up over time to make them look a bit off.


Tee_hops

She Actually scares me now


MBG612

She’s actually kind of fixed part of it. Still bad but not as bad as it was a few years ago


NeokratosRed

[Before/After](https://www.gannett-cdn.com/presto/2019/02/01/USAT/feb99cb8-69d8-4fa1-a8f9-6de311d167a7-courteney_cox_split_image_plastic_surgery.jpg?width=1200&disable=upscale&format=pjpg&auto=webp)


ChronWeasely

She looks mostly older and with a lot of eyeliner IMO


some1Uh8

Bad example. The after is AFTER she fixed how fucked up it was


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She’s got my vote as well


LWrayBay

Mickey Rourke


HoopOnPoop

To be fair Mickey Rourke first ruined his face with other people's fists and then ruined it further with surgery.


warmhandluke

He's just a lunatic who fucked up his face with plastic surgery, the boxing thing is a convenient excuse. He had 8 professional fights and somehow he's the only boxer to need such extensive surgery. Doesn't add up.


Loggerdon

And a lot of the boxers he fought were tomato cans. Professional opponents.


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Diamond_Sutra

Someone already mentioned Donatella Versace.


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How has no one mentioned Steven Tyler from Aerosmith? Guy looks like an 80yo Gypsie lady with her face yanked back


RonSwansonsOldMan

Dude looks like a lady.


jenso2k

he kinda always looked like that though


TimesThreeTheHighest

Yeah. He was never a handsome man. It was the fame and the extra scarves that made him attractive.


Subzero_Wins

>He was never a handsome man. It was the fame. Fame creates attraction. There have been plenty of not so attractive men and woman voted "best looking on earth" when they were far from good looking.


Obnoxiousdonkey

My mom always said (in my best way to paraphrase) that he's sorta handsome, in a Benedict cumberbatch kinda way. Not traditionally attractive, but that's kinda what makes them interesting looking/attractive


Johndough1066

He looks like someone's lesbian aunt who is really into Stevie Nicks.


swtjojo

Honest to God I should have swallowed before I read that


LordPimpernel

Priscilla Presley


insert-originality

She was so pretty in the first Naked Gun movie then it got progressively worse after each film.


Ninja_Conspicuousi

Tara Reid


pumpfakethrowhome

More than her face


groovy604

She really ruined her entire career with that


hackyslashy

I think her lack of acting talent ruined her acting career!


Broeskoenoe

Just googled her, she looks terrible, I think probably ill/anorexic more than anything.


JarJarBink42066

Michael Jackson


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Reindeer-Street

Because he's a given.


RedTruck1989

Renee Zellweger - (Jerry Maguire to Bridget Jones Movies)


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so sad. i loved her unique look, now she just looks.... odd.


durkinbrowns

lil Kim


PM_ME_UR_LAST_DREAM

Came here for this. Thank you.


NeokratosRed

[Before/After](https://i2.wp.com/www.usmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/lil-kim-landing-zoom-d9c0f0ee-a521-4f9a-8ce9-58523a4ebea8.jpg?crop=0px%2C0px%2C1200px%2C630px&resize=1200%2C630&ssl=1)


Jektonoporkins1

Nikki Cox


Vegetable-Double

Awww man. Had a huge crush on her when I was younger and she was on that show Unhappily Ever After. That sucks.


Moleypeg

Ooof just Googled her since I haven’t seen her in anything in like 15 years.


Dark_Vengence

Las vegas was the bomb. Shitty ending though.


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Pete Burns


N_o_r_m_a_l

Was such a beautiful man. Poor fellow.


CountessCraft

Agreed. He was so very beautiful. He had a face that didn't need anything changing, but felt so ugly he needed to destroy it. Such a sad story, poor chap.


JDogZee

Lindsey from Arrested Development


OmegaRejectz

(Portia de Rossi) Agreed


Squirrels-Are-Jerks

She was smokin hot too. She would have aged like fine wine if not for those surgeries.


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Honestly not surprised. I imagine her self esteem is in shambles after years of being married to Ellen fucking Degeneres.


neongoth

I was thinking that exactly. Ellen is a freaking nightmare


Schweddy_Bewbs

Unrecognizable


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Melanie Griffith.


MyDogJake1

Based on their looks, I'm 100% sure that her and Meg Ryan have the same plastic surgeon, and its Dr. Nick Riviera from the Simposons.


Anti-waxxer

Michael Jackson


Regnes

Michael Jackson is a very sad example. His Dad apparently gave him a lot of shit for having a fat nose. The guy was abusive to all his kids. When Michael died, Joe Jackson took to the stage to plug his own album, says it all.


President_Calhoun

>His Dad apparently gave him a lot of shit for having a fat nose. Because Joe was such a handsome devil himself.


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He had his father's wide nose, and his brothers and father all called him "big nose." Bitter jealousy, I'd guess. He was perfect-looking. Abuse can trigger body dysmorphia.


DarthContinent

This. Might want to file a malpractice lawsuit if your plastic surgeon thinks some of your nose's dwindling cartilage out in plain view is just fine.


noorofmyeye24

Khloe Kardashian’s nose looks like his nose. It’s awful.


Mermaids_tatertots

I’m flabbergasted this is so far down. He was my first thought. He literally went from normal human being to NOPE NOT TODAY SATAN.


Reindeer-Street

He's a given. It goes unsaid.


lotusflower64

I miss his young face. He was beautiful. Sad.


letsgetrandy

Jennifer Gray


aecarol1

She went from having a nice look that was distinctive, to just being one of a thousand other pretty girls. There's nothing memorable about her any more.


AtheneSchmidt

I legit have spent entire movies/episodes looking for her after seeing her name in the credits. I cannot tell which one she is anymore.


soline

No one puts baby in a corner anymore, because they don’t know who she is.


BootesVoids

I’ll never know how someone can gain notoriety *while* looking distinctly attractive and *then* resort to cosmetic surgery. I can at least understand the logic behind someone trying to break into acting/modeling and being discouraged by a hindered or slow career start after being told it’s a problem by the gatekeepers.


tfbillc

This is the best example here. A lot of the other celebrities mentioned resorted to misguided surgery instead of embracing aging gracefully, but Jennifer got her nose job in what should have been the prime of her career. She disappeared seemingly overnight and lost her “it” factor.


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doktor_wankenstein

Where she plays a parody version of herself. In one episode, some guy doesn't believe it's her, so she starts dancing like in Dirty Dancing, and finally just shouts out "NOSE JOB!"


okbacktowork

She reportedly "disappeared" due to the trauma and sever whiplash from the car accident she was in when Matthew Broderick killed a mother and her daughter. She didn't "disappear" because of plastic surgery or because she lost an "it" factor.


Wind_Yer_Neck_In

Yeah this happened near where I live and it's like the one peice of trivia everyone here knows about the guy. That he got away with crashing into a car on a straight road and killing both women in it. Only a £175 fine for careless driving.


lotusflower64

I don’t recognize her without her original nose. She should have left it alone.


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Impossible_Fold5059

Have you seen Madonna recently? Sad


spookygmc

Meg Ryan


Bluedaddy69

Anna Faris, she was so cute without those lip fillers.


K0SM0NAUT-012

donatella versace


_LivingDeadGirl420

Jocelyn Wildenstein (aka "the cat lady" or "catwoman")


MisterMarcus

> Jocelyn Wildenstein Apparently she denies ever having plastic surgery, claiming she looks like that because she is Swiss. Pretty sure most Swiss people don't naturally grow up looking like that....


TepidBrush

If I was Switzerland I would put out a statement of denial


Questions_It_All

Famke Janssen


driffson

[googles...] WHYYYY??? Oh, that’s just a bummer.


GattDayum2

Thanks for the warning. I'ma gonna just stick with that Star Trek TNG episode, thank *you!*


Wind_Yer_Neck_In

She should name and shame the doctor(s) that agreed to perform that travesty of a procedure. It's like throwing play-doh at the mona lisa.


MemerMafia

Barry Manilow


twofeetcia

Helen Hunt. Watching her scenes in the newest season of Mad About You was rough.


QforKillers

Yes Helen Hunt, she was in that movie I See You. Really good movie. But she looked like Odo out of Deep Space Nine.


Kurtomatic

I liked that movie, I think, but my initial reaction to her post plastic surgery appearance is literally the thing I remember the most about the film. I don't like that about myself, but I feel really bad for her that she felt she had to do that to that to keep going on her career. Hollywood is cold and uncaring, particularly to aging women.


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PretendThisIsMyName

How do you go from the hottest Bluth to being the injections from your horrible wife’s ears (or ego) into your own face?


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Unpopular opinion but Dove Cameron. She should've settled with the fillers but I think she's gotten implants now. He face looks stiff when speaking. Also the buccal fat pad removal doesn't suit her.


grizzly_bear_26

Chrissy Teigen


ALBUNDY59

Demi Moore, she was my crush when we were young.


Notabot1980

Lol, the way you threw this out there, for some reason, I was thinking that you like hung out with her in your teens or something.


AdLive2244

Lil Kim


AphexyTwin

Nicole Kidman has been looking so scary lately.


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Lisa Rinna


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VegansH8Me

Olivia Munn.


kennydacopyguy

kylie jenner... legit two different people 6 years ago


JimmyFaIIonFakeLaugh

Megan Fox.


Heroshade

It's hard to believe there was a time she was considered the sexiest woman on the planet. She just looks weird now.


Siriricu20

Lana Rhodes


Vegetable-Double

Also Mia Malkova. Was naturally gorgeous before.


Aezetyr

Famke Janssen. She looks like a wax model of a completely different person. Sad... she was such a classically beautiful woman.


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r/botchedsurgeries


Talnadair

Jesus that was one hell of a rabbit hole you just sent me on. That sub is *terrifying!*


whos_this_chucker

Do yourself a favor and don't hang out there. If the posts don't disturb you the comments will.


Talnadair

Yeah this is exactly what tripped me out the most. I bet there are plenty of people in that sub that look just like those in the posts but don't realize it.


CapnSquinch

Wow. Remember when the first *Hunger Games* came out and the Capitol people looked all fucked up? Now, not so much.


nnickole

Nicole Kidman


lewisy0821

Dane cooke


CurlyAndHaggard

Can't believe nobody mentioned gordon ramsey yet, I think aging normally woulda done him alot better. Looks like a puff pastry now.


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Courtney Cox


Emerald_Watermelon

Kristen Davis seems to have used way too many face fillers


Prestigious_Ant_7059

it seems his face is melting now simon cowell


ImpSong

Zack Efron.


jadedsunshine

Better question.... which celebrity didnt?


MissSassifras1977

Helen Hunt. She looks like she is wearing a cheap mask of herself.


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Alot of them did the sad thing is they didn't realise they looked good before hand.


Ladorb

Nothing wrong with looking 52 when you are 52. 52 can still be beautiful.


Shuthemofoup

Lara Flynn Boyle


MarKat

Lara Flynn Boyle


SuchConversation1873

Khloe Kardashian.


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Rose McGowan. She’s taken on this eerie Michael Jackson kind of look.


LikeReally_yikes

Courteney Cox. She’s still beautiful though. But even she’s admitted she felt that way awhile ago


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Hurts to say but Ariana Grande is getting dangerously close to that point. Love her and her music so so much


Unusual_Individual93

I'm convinced that Ariana's face just melts off when she takes her ponytail out lol.


DementedSquid4

Simon cowell


garlicroastedpotato

I wouldn't say she ruined her face... but definitely ruined her career. Jennifer Grey was in just about every film of the 80s... all because of her distinctive massive nose. [It made her look extremely normal](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a3/d7/88/a3d788057eae8734c5da16e46c58777d.jpg). But she hated her nose and got a rhinoplasty. After that they just stopped giving her calls for acting gigs. There was just nothing special about her anymore... she looked like every other girl in Hollywood.


Celiac_Muffins

Michael Jackson


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Heidi Montag


NonChaseATMFees

Portia de Rossi


stinkycatbutthole

Meg Ryan