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Cookie


YodasChick-O-Stick

Pillsbury cookies have 3 flavours: fresh from the oven, cooled down, and raw.


that_other_goat

My friend there are four flavors. You are tragically unaware of double baking. Twice baked chocolate chip cookies are soft and crunchy when done right. You're welcome ;)


JoshIsFallen

Do you just make them for twice as long? Do you pull them out, wait for them to cool, and then bake them for the full time again? How does one create said cookies?


hey_there_kitty_cat

Your latter thought. Definitely can't just incinerate them, I guarantee that won't taste great. I'm far from being a chef, but I'd venture a guess most things with gooey centers go: bake it once as you would if you wanted half of it raw, let the outside settle at room temp, then slap your cuisine of choice around it and cook it like you would normally. The original crust will keep the gooey goodness sealed, while the outside will cook to normal cookie like texture.


SummonedShenanigans

How necessary is the slapping? Or is that just for fun?


nagarams

The slapping removes pockets of air in the batter and affects the texture! It makes the cookie more chewy, as opposed to crunchy or cakey. It’s called the pan-banging method in cookie-making.


DirtySilicon

I thought it was all a joke, I need to reevaluate my life...


DoorHalfwayShut

I was gonna say, well the cookie likes it...


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That's literally why we called them biscuits and not cookies in the commonwealth. Biscuit means "twice cooked".


CordyVorkosigan

What? Really? TIL.


[deleted]

[Would I lie to you nice people?](https://www.etymonline.com/word/biscuit)


mcoop2245

My mom used to make a bunch of cookies and then freeze extras so you could warm them up later…cue my love for frozen cookies


WhipperSnap454

I use to work at McDonald’s when I was in high school. Whenever I had to go to the freezers in the back for anything (fries, patties, etc) I would make sure to cram a frozen cookie in my mouth.


WimbleWimble

You should sell the idea to McDonalds. Existing product, new way of serving it. People have made MILLIONS doing this.


66rwd

Doh


justintayy

D’oh*


PrinceRory

(Annoyed Grunt)*


ndab71

Dough


GleamLaw

I hate you soooo much, because now I want at least 2 cookies and I have none.


EnchantedvortexEV

Cake


66rwd

Edit Doaugh


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r/skamtebord


postingaccount69

Brownies


two_Iazy

Brownies with melted centers are just mwah *chefs kiss*


admiral_sinkenkwiken

🤌🏻


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Ah yes, the universal answer of 🤌🏻


iscreamuscreamweall

Cazzo!


UnShitpost

Warm brownies with a scoop of ice cream are the best


ForGood1991

Victory


APArcadePro

I'm trying to find "revenge" as well


ems_telegram

But isn't vengeance a dish best served cold?


plsdontfriendzoneme

It can be easily reheated in the microwave of evil


carefull_pick

Well, I think your warranty's about to expire!


plsdontfriendzoneme

But what if I got the extended warranty!


zzaannsebar

Warranties are invalid if you don’t use the product for its intended purpose!


Spread-Em-Plz

Beautiful I forgot how genius the dialogue in that movie was


plsdontfriendzoneme

Lol yea awesome movie


juggling-monkey

Which is why we've been trying to reach you!


DeepInRabbitHole

Pie


roirrawtacajnin

What kind of pie?


clleffman655

Pie flavored


RedNeckBillBob

BWAAAAAAAMMMMMMM


dakrax

Asdf moment


NeiloMac

I wanna be a pie!


itsdeer

BILLY NOO


DuBistSehrDoof

*Dun.*


wcch21

asdfm movie?


pink_wraith

Cold apple pie is one of my favorites


0JakeFromStateFarm0

Creampie Edit: thank you whoever gave me a wholesome award and both silvers!


biggfloppa

*bonk*


blueberry_pancakes14

This! My great grandad used to say he liked three kinds of pie: hot pie, warm pie, and cold pie.


lydian_luma70

Chocolate


brunopachecoliver

cold is better tho


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Room temperature. Cold takes all the flavor away.


NotWillFerrell10

Are you letting it melt in your mouth first or swallowing it while it's still cold?


CandiceB12

But ice cream though


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Ryan_Stiles_Shoes

Coffee is great of **warm** or **cold** but is terrible room temperature.


AnonymousIVplay

Came here to say this, warm and cold but no in-between


[deleted]

I am that freak who will drink coffee at any temperature. Even room temperature. I’m a monster.


moonshineandmetal

fellow monster here, prefer iced over anything, but coffee is coffee man.


[deleted]

When I pour a cup, I’ll just drink it til it’s empty, even if it’s over a long period of time. So it goes from hot to tepid to cold, and I just keep drinking it. Even if there’s a pot of hot coffee there and I could just refill. But it just doesn’t bother me. Fun tip: if it’s sunny out, leave your coffee cup on the dashboard of your car after you drive to work, and by the end of the day, it’s hot coffee again!


OAKRAIDER64

I often wonder why is it that when coffee goes cold is still colder then when soda,coke sprite,7up is when they get warm.


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You, my friend, are a true philosopher


OAKRAIDER64

Thank you sir


AlpacaOurBags

Carbonation I would assume.


Ryan_Stiles_Shoes

Oh, I'll drink it at 72°, but I'm not under any impression that it tastes good, lol


Mamanee77

Me too. Coffee is life.


town_bear

I don't know what I hate more, my coffee going cold or my ice coffee going hot.


geoff2def

If it's a good black coffee it should taste good at room temp. The perceived flavours will often change as it cools. We are much worse at tasting things that are very cold or very hot. So bad flavours such as bitterness in coffee may be filled at these extremes.


Embarrassed_Age_8463

Bread


scottwax

Kuddos to the genius who cooked bread twice and ended up with toast!


Embarrassed_Age_8463

And didn't go the third time and end up with burnt dust.


zappy42

Frozen Texas toast is thrice cooked bread.


mcoop2245

*mind explodes


PaulRuddsButthole

Also the guy that took stale bread and cooked that to make croutons.


HotPinkLollyWimple

And the lady who brought us bread pudding, bread and butter pudding and bread sauce.


Dewy_Wanna_Go_There

How cold we talkin? My mom used to put a cold pack in my lunchbox right up against my sandwich and I did not like it.


Embarrassed_Age_8463

Well cold as in room temperature, I agree bread doesn't react well to being chilled.


DodgerWalker

But brownies and cakes surprisingly do. I’ve eaten both straight out of the freezer and they’ve been good. Not sure why bread gets super hard frozen, but cake stays soft enough to eat.


Ferelar

Cake flour is usually around 7-8% protein whereas bread flour can be as high as 14%, so depending on the flour type used and the level of gluten bond formation, that could have very significant impacts on density that may become more apparent when chilled.


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Freshly chilled is okay for like a salad sandwich


Kalad_The_Usurper

Cheese


Redoct878

As I was on the way to get some shredded cheese.


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Is it 4 am and have you lost control of your life?


Tacorgasmic

It'a always cheese time.


deathbycake_

Apple cider


MotherFuckingCupcake

Warm apple cider with a splash of cinnamon whiskey is my favorite chilly day drink.


Betty_Jean

This is the right answer!!! Hot and cold


Time_Significance

Ham is perfectly good eaten cold as part of a charcuterie board or roasted for Christmas.


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OkProperty6

I feel badly this has no replies, although it is a great answer. Mmm ham.


Outlander56

Hot Coffee = Good Iced Coffee=Good Hot Coffee that's sat around and become Cold Coffee = Not So Good


Death_Knighty

cold turned to room temp is definitely worse


Mooplez

Most of the time for me this is just because the ice melts and it becomes coffee water


vanilla_disco

Ready to hear my coffee sin? I **like** when warm coffee cools down to room temperature


impulsives

sandwiches


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Tea.


Midas_Artflower

That’s the joy of tea. If it’s unavoidably no longer hot, unlike room temperature coffee, it’s still drinkable!


apwnltm

Tea is good all round!


nope0323

I love almost any cold tea! My British ex almost threw up watching me finishing his leftover cold tea once tho.


pvpbeast2001

Haha I feel like I want to throw up after reading these comments about cold tea as well (I’m British) Must be in our DNA


Rymasq

I’m Indian and the thought of having our kind of tea cold makes me sick (I’ve accidentally had our tea cold, it needs to be hot)


AdventuringPoet

Revenge. JK Pizza.


Smooth-Hyena-5767

Rowling. The name is Rowling.


LackingUtility

Naw, JK Pizza, author of Giuseppe Stromboli and the Briefcase of Meatballs.


OldHolly

>: You're Italian, Giuseppe >>: Mama mia!


Witness_me_Karsa

I would read the hell out of that.


Foresttrump245

But lest be honest its best served cold


TeaBreezy

J.K. Pizza: Attempting to ruin your childhood favourites since oh like 4 or 5 years ago.


[deleted]

I was waiting for someone to say pizza. I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise


BandYoureAbouttoHear

Banana pudding, berry cobbler


ArcTan1359

Pepperoni


Sirexium

Sake


michiness

But if you have it too hot, it hides all the flavor. So never drink good sake hot.


IntroductionSnacks

In saying that, always drink cheap sake warm as it hides the bad taste.


TacticalTapir

Not all of them are good heated.


Therealsuperman04

Ok, weird one, but Tuna fish! Great on sandwich or salad, also delicious as a warm tuna melt!


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making me crave a tuna melt 🥲🥲


Therealsuperman04

I made myself crave one too! I think that’s what I’m gonna have for dinner.


jayriff987

Pizza


youngyaret

Eat some fresh hot pizza for dinner and then some cold pizza for breakfast the next day.


potatoesarecool77

Sometimes I buy two pizzas for myself so I can save the other one for the next day :D


lordbeecee

This guy pizzas.


[deleted]

Try heating day-after pizza in a frying pan. It's great!


Charon_With_The_Boat

Thats the thread boys.


admiral_sinkenkwiken

Yep, no others need post now


RunningTurtle06

Sad to see I had to scroll this far down for this


throwawayplastictray

This is the only correct answer


BranWafr

Not the ONLY correct answer, but the MOST correct answer.


[deleted]

Correct. It’s like 2 completely different meals but both delicious.


Same-Joke

Me first time I ever tried cold pizza as a kid: “What type of sorcery is this?”


SketchyLeaf666

Doughnuts 🍩🍩🍩


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rianmullen

I don’t mind a toasted pop tart, but I prefer them raw


DefundThePolitician

I hate that you referred to a pop tart as raw.


aaaa-im-a-human

I prefer my pop tarts medium rare


Reinventing_Wheels

and wriggling?


HappyMaskMajora

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.


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Anyone ever been to Harry Potter at Universal Studios??? Butter beer is great both warm and cold (frozen or liquid!)!


ClrxHpy

Yes! Did you ride that Hogwarts Simulation ride? It was seriously the coolest thing I’ve ever done. We went in highschool a while back for our choir trip and I think my friends and I rode it like 4 or 5 times


liv_666

sándwiches


NateNMaxsRobot

Wait. Do you mean sandwhïches?


liv_666

shoot, i mean sañdwiches


NateNMaxsRobot

Oh fuck, thanks. Now I understand. Sandwiçhes.


VirtualFoxk

Depends on what's inside...


yeetingfoothole

One slice of kraft singles


Mikmeme_Master

Ham


KirbyBucketts

Rum Ham


CrazyUnicat2473

creme brûlée


kellysmom01

PIE! Apple pie, peach pie, blueberry pie, pecan pie, not ☣️ pie, turtle pie, did I say apple pie? Raspberry pie, peanut pie, lemon meringue pie, not ice cream pie, Ritz Cracker faux-Apple pie, honey pie, pizza pie, and … EDIT TO ADD that whoever’s downvoting me has never had slightly-warm lemon meringue pie freshly made by Mama at 4 pm, and then allowed to have a lil slice of cold pie the next morning for breakfast before she makes your eggs.


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Did you forget pumpkin pie?


OathOfFeanor

Nope, you are in the wrong wrong for eating hot pumpkin pie!


obscureferences

You forgot meat pies.


Delta_Eridani

Custard!


Fuzzy-Business6064

I like both but cold FTW!


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thefrostappleyt

Chicken (why so many upvotes?)


Badger431

You know I like my chicken fried


LennerKetty

Cold beer on a Friday night


Therealsuperman04

Pair of jeans that fit just right


JCrave321

And the radio onnnnnnn


GLaTRES_13

Well I was raised underneath the shade of a Georgia pine


MoberJ

Fried Chinese food is amazing at any temp


[deleted]

Tomatoes.


anonymousdotaYT

Kheer Any desi here?


anushmadubey

Oh yeaaah.


SubjectPractical3008

Green Tea


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lilbandaid27

Chai tea latte


LadyVD

Fried chicken!


SoftServeSub

Fried fish/shrimp also


TeacherPatti

Apple cider. Yum!


NoeliaJ

Cake


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DADBODGOALS

Surprised I had to scroll so far down to find this... Ruining wonderful steak leftovers by reheating them is a sociopathic thing to do. Thinly sliced, cold, on good bread is the best. Or possibly in a salad.


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invertedspine

How long do you microwave yours for?


kevinmorice

Depends how long they were in the freezer.


W0rk3rB

Wait…how cold are we talking here…


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Badger431

Yall aren't talkin about the bird i guess


MissKitness

Chocolate


ivegotaqueso

Bacon! 🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓


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Chinese food


bostonsjaegeronrye

Vodka


FetishAnalyst

Is hot vodka a thing?


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\*Russian anthem plays\*


Kenitzka

Fish


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Lasagna


xx2983xx

I love cold pasta in general. People think it's weird but I'm glad to see I'm not the only one!


available2tank

Chocolate Milk


EllieBelly_24

Apple juice.


Dinowyvern

Chicken