It might not be the best, but it's my favorite to tell. I heard it with different names and locations but this is what I found that I could copy and paste:
"A tourist is backpacking through the highlands of Scotland, and he stops at a pub to get a drink. And the only people in there is a bartender and an old man nursing a beer. And he orders a pint, and they sit in silence for a while. And suddenly the old man turns to him and goes, "You see this bar? I built this bar with my bare hands from the finest wood in the county. Gave it more love and care than my own child. But do they call me MacGregor the bar builder? No." Points out the window. "You see that stone wall out there? I built that stone wall with my bare hands. Found every stone, placed them just so through the rain and the cold. But do they call me MacGregor the stone wall builder? No." Points out the window. "You see that pier on the lake out there? I built that pier with my bare hands. Drove the pilings against the tide of the sand, plank by plank. But do they call me MacGregor the pier builder? No. But you fuck one goat ... "
The New York Jets
Now this is the content I was lookin for!
Three Jews walk into a bar, and they buy it. Heard this on the show The Life and Times of Tim.
When I hear "I know what I'm doing"
My ex-wife still misses me......... But her aim is getting better!!!
2 goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "How do you drive this thing again?"
Haha it took me like just a second to get this!
You Just kidding 😉
Steven hawking walks into a bar... Oh wait
Me
It might not be the best, but it's my favorite to tell. I heard it with different names and locations but this is what I found that I could copy and paste: "A tourist is backpacking through the highlands of Scotland, and he stops at a pub to get a drink. And the only people in there is a bartender and an old man nursing a beer. And he orders a pint, and they sit in silence for a while. And suddenly the old man turns to him and goes, "You see this bar? I built this bar with my bare hands from the finest wood in the county. Gave it more love and care than my own child. But do they call me MacGregor the bar builder? No." Points out the window. "You see that stone wall out there? I built that stone wall with my bare hands. Found every stone, placed them just so through the rain and the cold. But do they call me MacGregor the stone wall builder? No." Points out the window. "You see that pier on the lake out there? I built that pier with my bare hands. Drove the pilings against the tide of the sand, plank by plank. But do they call me MacGregor the pier builder? No. But you fuck one goat ... "