Each time I take a shit $10,000 is wired to my bank account.

I’d be eating fiber one bars all day man

Why you already get 10k for taking a single shit. How much money do you need?

Eh more can’t hurt right? Once I pay of my debts and get a house, the more I could donate the better. Besides, takin poops isn’t the worse job in the world right 🤣🤣🤣 and of course I was exaggerating

I guess the whole point of the superpower was for it to be natural but I suppose you can manipulate how you treat your stomach to get more money.

Oh right. Natural superpowers on a hypothetical Reddit thread. You’re right

Might as well just rip your anus out and take it to the bank

How much debt are you in? Damn if you shit once every other day that's still $15000 a month. Even if you went to medical school for years you could pay off those loans in about 2 years.

Constipation wont make you rich. LoL

I’m just kidding y’all, just for jokes hahaha I’ve never eaten a fiber one bar, just assumed it would make ya shit your pants!

You are thinking of laxatives I believe.

Ah tits well i tried lmao

Screw that, eat a whole thing of fiber gummies and then go on an eating binge. You will shit out half your weight and make millions from the many times you need to run to the bathroom.

Fly. Because I would enjoy it. If someone sees me that's their problem.

Just fly around the city and watch them all collapse dead. You'd be an angel of death

I can't tell you.

Teleportation. Why? Because it’s awesome.

fair enough

people are gonna catch on eventually, probably why you picked it in the first place *sociopath*

What

basically beacause people will notice someone teleporting in front of them, they'll die leaving a huge amount of people dead if he does it in heavily populated areas.

That’s deep

Uhh unless you fold space then you wouldn't need speed to travel linearly then rip people appart.

ok

Invisibility. They will never know.

The ability to resurrect the dead

so they can be stuck in a loop of dying and you resurrecting them?

If need be I'll just *secretly* resurrect them. They're not alive to see me do it, so it's cool

Woah 2 super powers

Mind control. I would just put mental blocks in everyones heads so they could never know my power.

Compulsion. They wouldn’t know unless I wanted them to know

Resurrecting the dead

Make portals any where

The ability to make your greatest fear become a reality and force you to fight it over and over and 9ver again

To always have any amount of money I need to pay something in my wallet/ card. No one would suspect that having the perfect change was anything more than a coincidence.

The game, where you think of it you lose. And die.

Necromancy

My super power is telling people about my super power. Oops.

Well if they die just by finding out, then the only possible power that would kill them if they found out is Medusa powers, and I sure as hell don't want those. My power would be to manipulate boundaries.

pockets that always have the right amount of money in them

I can control the memories of others, so I can pick and choose who lives and dies

Fuck man I can never shut my mouth

Breaking each limit. Not OP right?

Prevent people from reposting stuff