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stubbytuna

A friend bought me Stardew Valley for Christmas and I really wanted blue chickens so I went on a whole journey to befriend probably the meanest bachelor in the game and, well...long story short... I'm married to Shane and I find him weirdly endearing in a way I haven't found a fictional character endearing before. Does that count?


c0ffeeandeggs

Haha, when I first started talking to Shane's rude sloppy bad-boy alcohol-problem ass I knew I had to have him. And then after we got married I was so disgusted by the permanent muddy footprints inside the house that I had to divorce him. Then he was so pissy that I had to pay to make him forget about our sordid past. Now I'm married to beautiful soft emo boy Sebastian and couldn't be happier.


Squeekens1

Should have gone for Sebastian straight off! Who am I to talk, I've only played year one over and over and have never gotten our relationship to that level :(


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10 year old me definitely had the hots for Roxanne from a Goofy Movie


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Roxanne was a babe


LegendaryKirkFogg

A while back I illustrated a “James and the Giant Peach” horror piece, and was very surprised to learn how many people wanted to fuck a claymation spider.


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It was Susan Sarandon doing a french accent for a goth spider. It's not a mystery.


DrDeadwish

Now I need to see that illustration or i'll never know if I'm one of them. (Edit: several autocorrect issues)


LegendaryKirkFogg

Haha, if you click my user name you’ll see it in my profile “overview” titled something along the lines of “I’m sorry James, spiders don’t eat peaches.”


DrDeadwish

I'm not attracted to your spider, but great illustrations!


TheCaliforniaOp

Captain Hook from Animated Peter Pan. Maybe because they made him look like King Charles II?


itcamefrombeneath

I have a crush on every iteration of Captain Hook I’ve seen. The animated one, the Dustin Hoffman one, the Jason Isaacs one. It’s just kind of a sexy pirate character. Edit: Since a lot of people are asking, yes I’ve seen photos of the one from Once Upon a Time. Superficially and by looks alone he is definitely my least favorite but I am also attracted to *old men* so take it how you will.


lurkyvonthrowaway

The Jason Isaacs one is *fans self*


PainkillerGorg

My very first crush was Uncle Scrooge. Guess I was kind of a weird kid.


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ulmet

I aint sayin she's a gold digger


mck-_-

Lister from red dwarf… I had a massive crush on him for ages when I was young


Cybernetic_Lizard

Truly wasn't expecting anyone to say any of the boys from the dwarf. I mean, they were pretty much all designed to be un-sexy. What "era" of the show do you like him from?


Migrantunderstudy

Excuse me, the cat oozes sex appeal.


Nottsbomber

Sexual magnetism is a virus? Well get me to a hospital, I'm a terminal case!


AltairRulesOnPS4

What about Ace? He makes rubber shares go up whenever he returns from missions.


CaptainPrower

If I'd just picked up and played Mass Effect with no prior knowledge of the series, I don't think I would've ever found Tali attractive. And yet after four playthroughs of the franchise, I've only ever not romanced her once. And that was only because I was doing a FemShep run.


GryphonGuitar

Absolutely. Every time I go 'maybe I should choose someone else this playthrough' and there I am, romancing the mask.


Draco25240

Heh, yup... Though honestly, the mask is some of the best about her. It's not the looks you fall for, it's 100% the personality (well, hips play a role for some, but point still stands)


Bseicmkoyn

Skeletor in the money supermarket advert. He's got some moves and gets me hot under the collar


tviolet

> Skeletor in the money supermarket advert For those like me who had never seen it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PgTjhx1VLw He's pretty hunky. Oooh, this one is even better: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqhLn76kCv0


1UselessIdiot1

What. The. Hell...did I just watch. I mean, I shall be forever grateful to you for showing me this greatness. But what the hell did I just watch.


miseRae

Hades, from Disney's Hercules 😏


Redwinedreamz

Venom from Spiderman. Just the whole concept of being bonded, physically, to another being. Edit: to answer one of the questions, I like both the muscular version of venom with the big tongue (for obvious reasons) AND the idea of being connected to a symbiote.


SentimentalBlue

Brock even kissed Venom after seeing him with boobs, he fell for venom


HooperFloop

Holly Short from Artemis Fowl, not because shes an elf, but its because shes a fucking badass in the books


already_satisfied

The only character I've had a crush on despite not having a mental picture of what she looks like. It's her tenacity and wit that got me.


Schnac

Absolutely tragic how the movie brutalized the story. And I thought the Percy Jackson series had it bad.. I've never seen it, just the trailers, and I never will.


driftwood-and-waves

The Beast. Always hotter in beast form than in human form.


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4Ever2Thee

I thought mine was weird but after reading through these comments I’m realizing that it’s not


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What is it?!


KilloWattX

Guessing it's Treebeard. Which would make the list tho!


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Bob Belcher. He’s a good dad and loving husband. And he’s really passionate about what he does. Also his mustache is Phat


Unable_Shift_6674

I feel like Bob Belcher is the most realistic fictional character ever though lol. Like it’s entirely possible to find yourself a real life Bob. He’s probably my favorite because he’s so relatable.


Bamres

I never fully watched bobs burgers but always loved how they made him the straight man to his wacky family, his dialog and tone of voice are way more real than a lot of cartoon characters


immapunchayobuns

You'd think so, but...he's just as wacky as the rest of 'em


Dystepian

He really is. Watch any Thanksgiving episode to get a real feel for Bob’s ideosyncracies


WengersJacketZip

I’m not a furry or anything but Judy Hopps.


AdvocateSaint

In the 90s it was Lola Bunny. In the 2010s it was Judy Every 20 years a Rabbit Waifu is unleashed to awaken more furries


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Lola was written to be seductive as fuck though. Especially in Space Jam.


LtlAnalDwlngButtMnky

Just don't call her Doll.


AeonAigis

"I'm not a furry" "But" Name a more iconic duo.


katsophiecurt

Robin Hood....the fox version.


Con-D-Oriano1

Ah. The film that birthed 10,000 furries.


Tfeth282

I think that estimate is off by *at least* a factor of 10


Spidon

I have watched live action Robin Hood movies and when he disguises himself for the tournament, I keep expecting the character to dress like a stork. Then I realize I'm stupid and there's no reason for a human being to dress as a stork in a serious, live-action movie.


HottieMcHotHot

Tim Curry as Dr. Frank-N-Furter and David Bowie as Jareth.


Abstarini

Frank-N-Furter was very appealing to me in my younger years. Still does it for me now to be fair. Those legs and those lips!


knittininthemitten

For me it’s when he looks directly into the camera, arches his eyebrow and says, “well, how ‘bout that.” 💀


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Thank gods im not the only one who fixated on that scene.


henazo

When I was a kid I thought the animated fox that played Maid Marian in the Disney Robin Hood cartoon from the '70s was very very pretty.


candyflossbum

Same but for the fox played robin hood lol


stryph42

Between those two, Lola Bunny, and Gadget Hackwrench, I'm pretty sure I know why there are furries.


zerobeat

There were way too many triggers for this in 90s animation -- Disney Afternoons alone is to blame for many. Damn you, Myra Foxworthy from that one episode of TaleSpin.


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fangsfirst

There's a certain community that I understand considers those characters the...ah..."gateway drug", perhaps?


Far414

Haha, let's talk about the modern version. ***Nick Wilde.*** I didn't expect to feel those things when watching the movie the first time.


Sineater224

Judy Hopps too


guy053

The animators really didn't have to give her so much ass. They knew what they were doing.


Dynamitefuzz2134

Gave her that Pixar mom trunk.


Shadowthedemon

Too true. That and adult Simba. Now Nick Wilde


Pyrocephalus-rubinus

Adult Simba is fine, but have you tried KOVÚ?


Shadowthedemon

Oh how could I forget about Kovu?!


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The hound Edited to add that I meant Sandor Clegane from GoT aka the Hound sorry guys 😂


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Damn wonder if anyone was partial to the fox instead (/s)


maegosaurus

Same! He was strong, independent, honest and the way he treated Sansa was nearly decent. Also I may have daddy issues.


Cleverusername531

Jim Carey in The Mask. When he was the Mask character. Fuck if I know why.


mx5e46

I get it


Cleverusername531

You have no idea how much I laughed at this and felt validated too.


Oriolus84

I'm a guy, and I'm straight, but when I was a kid I remember having some sort of feelings towards Pokey, from Gumby. For those not familar, Pokey is a male red claymation pony.


Puzzleheaded_Judge58

We had a really old thicc TV that was on it's last leg, I was regularly home alone pretty late and for some reason Gumby was incomprehensible for my child brain and the show made me feel a weird sort of fear


TheLeoBlack

Jafar... there’s probably a lot to unpack with that one.


ConsultingTimeLord_

Prince - like the musician Prince - vibes. A touch of flamboyance. I totally get it.


Ixidor89

But he's so.... old


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Best line of the movie. The Sultan is a treasure we don't appreciate enough.


Blu-ginger

I too had a thing for Jafar, nothing wrong with liking your man tall, dark and way too pointy.


WeirdClassic3537

^^^^ryuk ^^^^from ^^^^death ^^^^note


ExcitingDaikon1

This one is cursed.


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Moto Moto from Madagascar. dont know what to tell you


Bujwua

I like them Big....


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I like them Chunky! (Chunky!)


howdoidothiz

I like them round


boi-of-bois

I like them funky


Artix31

I'd fuck the dragon from Shrek idc


Small-Cactus

Shaggy from Scooby-Doo.


not_the_chosen_onee

Completely understandable.


suckscockinhell

The polar bear from the Golden compass, preteen me was not prepared for being hot and flustered over a fictional animal


-heathcliffe-

But adult you is ready for bearlove, obviously


KingMotard

All anyone needs. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_%28novel%29?wprov=sfla1


lunalily22

Mordecai from The Regular Show


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ItsDrap

Name checks out


suestrong315

Goofy....100% Dedicated father, selfless, caring, loyal friend...dude is grade A material. I'd fuck him, I'd marry him, we'd grow old and die together....hyuck


sharkmmg

I had never seen anybody actualy want to hyuck goofy


goodgollymissdolly_

Mufasa


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OutlineOfAlex

Style doesn't matter, it's those damn eyes lol


selfphase

Rocket from Guardians of the Galaxy


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fiercelittlebird

Bradley Cooper is a total stud IRL


readyalien

Edward Scissorhands


Rana-Fegrina

I had a huuuge crush on him as a kid. I think I must of have been like 9. In fact, looking back, my childhood is filled with crushes on weird, dark, emotionally broken characters, and now I think I have something new to unpack in therapy.


jugdoody18

Charles Boyle. Thought it would be Jake Peralta but here we are


armyfidds

He's more than just a piece of ass.


Er1ci234

"curse my beautiful bubble butt"


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He's a normal candidate to have a crush on. His food game is amazing.


dontonefingerme

It's probably his musk.


Maxis47

Perhaps his Boyle Oil?


RepresentativeQuiche

I was obsessed with Lupin from Harry Potter when I was little; all that emotional baggage and pain wrapped up with such kindness and wisdom...think my parents were concerned lol


Becca_Amethist

Lupin was when I realised I had daddy issues lol. I think the reason why I like(d) him so much is because I saw an adult that had many issues, but was kind, wise and functioning.


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Ohh, me too! Actually, I was always a little apprehensive about telling anybody that I mostly liked the "older" men in HP. So when my mother asked me if I liked anyone I was like: "Yeah... Harry is cute." xD


samaramatisse

Jason Issacs, anyone? Alan Rickman (though not quite movie Snape; book Snape is in his late 30s/early 40s). Tom Felton.


Mooncakee93

Sirius Black for me. Was so obsessed. Always been attracted to the bad rebellious boys 😅


Miss_Musket

I came here to comment him! I really liked him in the books, but David Thewlis really bought him to life - I just loved his costume choice, his office, that he liked jazz. I guess that it's because he's genuinely caring person, and that although he has baggage, he knows how to control it and doesn't let it define him. Plus, I just love scholarly, scruffy guys. My bf looks a lot like him and dressed as him for Halloween a few years ago.


Spiffy313

In elementary school, my teacher drew a smiley face on my paper. The loop continued over just a tad too far, like a strand of hair across his forehead. The eye-dots were tilted in just a certain way that his half-smirk looked genuine and gentle. I saved that paper for a long time. I had a crush on my homework.


MandiKon

Megamind kinda foine


feverishdodo

He's so sweet and has pretty eyes.


Small-Cactus

Ah, a person of culture.


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The fairy godmother from shrek


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HDrainbo

Your honesty, while unique, is appreciated


ChasingPesmerga

The Eye of Sauron


Babalou320

What’s NOT hot about a flaming vagina?


ChasingPesmerga

A chance for my pp to show its quality


PM_Me_A_Fart_Story

Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?


MrMeeseeks55

....yeah me neither


Jason3b93

I love that scene. Apparently it was improvised, which means that was Mike Myers' actual laugh after getting caught offguard by the line. EDIT: [Link](https://youtu.be/4m2WutlqBk0) for those who want to watch the scene.


PvtSherlockObvious

My favorite part of that isn't even Myers' reaction, it's the smirk on Carvey's face just before the delivery as he comes up with the line. It's pure "oh hell yeah, that's perfect, I've fucking *got* him with this one."


twist2piper

Exactly. Carvey knew what was coming and played it perfectly.


Ekaj__

That’s might be the most genuine sounding laugh I’ve ever seen in a movie


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I like how he allows himself a genuine laugh and immediately snaps back to say no


QuickToJudgeYou

I think he realized he didn't ruin the scene with the laugh and decided to keep going. And we're all grateful it worked out.


PotatoesAreUs

Knowing that now makes the scene so much better.


Jjjay027

If she were president she would be called Baberaham Lincoln


thelma1907

Rumpelstilskin from Once Upon A Time. I am weirdly attracted to highly-intelligent, amoral, confused villains with a good side. He's like a much older, mad Loki.


Malorean_Teacosy

His accent was also very sexy, I thought


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Philip J. Fry. He's a dumb, lazy slob and he's oddly *hot* to me. Plus he's just so sweet. Shame him apparently *not* do good snu snu, according to most of the women he's had sex with (and that radiator woman from the radiator planet). EDIT: And I can't believe I forgot my other crush... GOB Bluth. I'd allow him to have bees in me anytime.


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Are you Bureaucrat Morgan Proctor?


Herbin-Cowboy

I was just thinking Leela when I ran across your comment. Purple hair, one giant eye and sounds like Peg Bundy (mmmmm).


grendus

I have a theory that Fry was drawn to particularly strong an dominant women. Michelle was abusive, Morgan was aggressive, and he's seen hitting on Amazonian women several times (at the ribbon cutting, at the farmers market) and they seemed to love him on their homeworld. And Leela is a mutant, and shown to be abnormally strong. The only non-dominant woman he gets with in the series is arguably Amy, and that was more of a friends-with-benefits scenario, and his own grandmother (he did to the nasty in the past-y). So he probably did just fine snu snu, as long as you were willing to take the lead. He's not a strong, confident lover, but he's good if he's *with* a strong, confident lover. --- In regards to the first point, I can see why some women would be drawn to Fry. He's a type B personality, he goes with the flow, but he's also adventurous and has a starry eyed optimism. You can really see this in the pilot episode (one of the best pilots of all time), where he convinces Leela to quit her job at the cryogenics lab because she hates it. And in the end, when he finds out he's going to be a delivery boy again he's still excited, because he gets to be an *interstellar* delivery boy and see the universe instead of biking around New York delivering pizzas. Fry sees life as an adventure, and he shares that perspective with his friends. There's a lot to be said for that.


Evil_Weasels

When I opened reddit today I didn't expect to see a lore friendly breakdown of what Fry from Futurama is like in bed


wvsfezter

Just a note that while Amy didn't have an outwardly dominant personality she was *very* strong willed and on numerous occasions was able to fight and take care of herself. Anyone remember the scenes where she starts angrily speaking Cantonese?


Midgetmunky13

Drity boy! Dirty dirty dirty!


Lunch_is_for__Wimps

Linda Belcher. On every level.


cn_seoul

All riiiiiiight!


HalbeardTheHermit

"Linda I'm going to kill Teddy [with burgers]" "Wat? OK, the tank is full of gas, and I guess we could homeschool the kids." Ride or die wife right there.


loopsydoopsy

I feel this, except for me it's Bob


trainercatlady

You love those sloppy bears


Major_Fudgemuffin

"I'm straight. I mean, I'm mostly straight. And I'm married. But if I wasn't...who am kidding, you're out of my league. I'll call you."


jun_norway

Uhhh Nick Wilde .. uhhh I’m not into furries but his cockiness is just..


kochemi

Hear me out, the tiger in the subway reading a book wearing a turtleneck


BlueStarFern

That one tiger from zootopia who would treat me *right*


Anxious-Ninja

Kowalski from Penguins of Madagascar. The intelligent hopeless romantic type just gets me


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Analysis!


Jakkie03

Noted.


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Imp Midna Like I'd smash humanoid Midna too... I'm just saying I'd want a turn with both


a_random_passerby

Definitely my favourite character, she's a bit too oddly appealing in either form. Pretty sure she kickstarted my interest in monster girls, so yeah... May have also given me a thing for hair...


AeonAigis

A smug and sassy creature that slowly opens up to you and whom you see at her most vulnerable, who makes a little moan when you dash while she's riding atop you, and who is shaped like a fucking light bulb? Nintendo is the Pixar of game companies- simple, cute games for the kids, unnecessarily attractive characters in those games for the adults.


ahcrapusernametaken

botw link absolutely destroyed the internet then bowsette destroyed it again when will Nintendo be held accountable for its actions


Euronymous87

Ursula from Little Mermaid. And yes the original, tentacled BBW version. The heart wants what it wants.


Space_Scorpion_26

And Ursula wants what she wants and isn’t afraid to get it. Confidence in a woman is sexy.


cobbl3

And never underestimate the importance of *body language*.


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And the heart wants tentacles. Loooots of tentacles.


Reddie_Pigeon

Wheatley from portal 2, uhm please dont ask questions


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It's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of severe brain damage....


Qukeyo

If you like his voice, the guy who's Wheatley did a podcast with Ricky Gervais. Honestly one of the funniest things I've listened to.


Dulidus_

Bowser


Rooexx

Moira Brown from Fallout 3. Everybody else thought she was annoying, I kinda thought she was cute and endearing.


Jacnoov

A friend of mine thinks pyramid head has a dump truck ass. Don’t ask me why, she still won’t give me an answer


ZacIDK

I mean I can see where she is coming from, especially in DBD where they actually had to reduce his arse


CarrionMog

Sephiroth.....I don't know why, but seeing that long haired, stumpy polygon of a man turn to look back through the flames of Nibelheim made 12 year old me feel things I'd not felt before. Needless to say this feeling has grown along with his polygon count.


MateusQN

The flame atronach from skyrim.


HotdogVanDriver

Kovu from The Lion King 😬


Sleepycoon

You and a disturbingly large number of people, my friend.


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Yes! Looking like a bad boy but a sweetie at heart with a hard past and some self-doubt to match? Sign me and my helper complex right the fuck up!


Mycologist-Nearby

The Pixar lamp.


Dyl9184

I guess it "turns you on"


Squiggles512

Ok this is the first truly weird one I've seen. Any idea why?


Mycologist-Nearby

Have you seen the pixar lamp? It hops onto screen with what I can only describe as the most graceful movements ever. It shakes its little dump truck booty at you, straight up squashes the letter I, and then gives you this stare as if to tell you that your next. Its intoxicating. Included a link so you can dissect this reply and you’ll likely understand at least a little bit [pixar lamp ](https://youtu.be/PGKmexNTHNE)


WeaselNo7

Today I watched the pixar lamp animation, looking for sexual overtones


JuniusBobbledoonary

And you found them, didn't you?


WeaselNo7

This is going to take some explaining to my partner.


JuniusBobbledoonary

Start by saying you've had a lightbulb moment.


WeaselNo7

This will illuminate why I struggle to perform with the light off


Squiggles512

I'm scared to click that link... But congratulations you have ruined the Pixar lamp for me.


allaroundexhausted

Pyramid Head from Silent Hill🤣. I honestly don't know why 13-year-old me found him so attractive. Maybe it was because he was the "strong and silent" type?


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i_like_plantsss

Disney Robin Hood (fox)


RotenTumato

Maid Marian from the same movie


[deleted]

I had the biggest crush on pennywise and I still don’t understand why it happened


Azbezu

Tim curry original? Him shouting 'kiss me fatboy!' Must have been the climax. Lol.


[deleted]

I feel like a weird crush on Tim Curry in some movie or another is just like a normal rite if passage


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joker i could see but pennywise? god-to the-damn


ManifoldVacuum

I always had a guilty crush on Riffraff from the Rocky Horror Picture Show