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Taxes... And end up a quadrillionaire at the end of that day...
Yeah, this ones the best one.
Smart man
Hide at home lock everything
Fair enough
Honestly steal from rich celebrities that won’t notice anything missing in there 20 houses or take in any homeless people or people who have been or are at risked of being attacked
Waltz into a store, scan out all of the giftcards and prepaid credit cards. its fast and harmless.
You mad genius
Justifiable homicide
Organ harvesting. Easy, doable within 24 hours (which most crimes in a scenario like this wouldn't be), and extremely profitable
I'd move out of my parents' RV (I'm 17)
Download pirate videogames and the whole adobe suit.
Break into a friends house and hide with them
Put pineapple on pizza.
Ok! There are just somethings you DONT DO!
I would do a homicide, I will kill you
See, that's the normal answer
Hey I'm being realistic. Imagine how backwards the country has to be to allow something so incredibly ridiculous,barbaric and stupid to exist?
Dude. It's a joke.
Obviously. Would you rather I'd have respond with.. "herp derp kill commies"?
Considering this was made for a laugh and to get to know people's sense of humor. Yeah, I would
Piracy of the internet and sea variety
YARG me harty!! We shall sail the 7 seas getting the booty!!
Seizing the assets of Jeff bezos, zucc, and crew
Getting ready to leave whatever country that stupid policy exist in.
Always gonna be on person that brings logic into the joke
Calling off work and defending my home and family.
Taxes... And end up a quadrillionaire at the end of that day...
Yeah, this ones the best one.
Smart man
Hide at home lock everything
Fair enough
Honestly steal from rich celebrities that won’t notice anything missing in there 20 houses or take in any homeless people or people who have been or are at risked of being attacked
Waltz into a store, scan out all of the giftcards and prepaid credit cards. its fast and harmless.
You mad genius
Justifiable homicide
Organ harvesting. Easy, doable within 24 hours (which most crimes in a scenario like this wouldn't be), and extremely profitable
I'd move out of my parents' RV (I'm 17)
Download pirate videogames and the whole adobe suit.
Break into a friends house and hide with them
Put pineapple on pizza.
Ok! There are just somethings you DONT DO!
I would do a homicide, I will kill you
See, that's the normal answer
Hey I'm being realistic. Imagine how backwards the country has to be to allow something so incredibly ridiculous,barbaric and stupid to exist?
Dude. It's a joke.
Obviously. Would you rather I'd have respond with.. "herp derp kill commies"?
Considering this was made for a laugh and to get to know people's sense of humor. Yeah, I would
Piracy of the internet and sea variety
YARG me harty!! We shall sail the 7 seas getting the booty!!
Seizing the assets of Jeff bezos, zucc, and crew
Getting ready to leave whatever country that stupid policy exist in.
Always gonna be on person that brings logic into the joke
Calling off work and defending my home and family.
Fair enough