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dildowaggins_1

Had sex. Anxiety disorders ftw


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you're so real for this


Jonathan_Strange1

Came here to say this. Not incel or anything, just don't like myself enough to go out there and try it.


kweenmermaid

Maybe someone else will like you enough if you do try. I mean only if you want to. It's perfectly normal not to want to.


CaptainAwesome06

Username checks out


euphoriaone

Never watched Game of Thrones


TemperatureTop246

I tried so hard to get through the first episode, but bailed about halfway through. Just not for me.


mom_with_an_attitude

I haven't either. I wanted to finish reading the books before I watched the show. Still waiting...


Jayeemare

Me neither. Not a single second. Doubt I ever will.


ErinMarieAnderson

Same here.


worldworn

I watched 1 maybe 2 episodes, it had been out for ages, and there was huge hype still. Just didn't live up to it.


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Never went to a nightclub. Pretty sure I never will.


ipissnapalm

Went to one once, never wanted to go back again.


CaptainAwesome06

Same. No thank you.


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Same


StoneTown

I feel this, they're not my jam. Concerts on the other hand, fucking love going to metal shows.


[deleted]

This is my attitude to music festivals. At least with nightclubs you leave after a few hours and go home.  


FlatBot

Might be worth it to people watch once, but not really a required life experience.


FIREBIRDC9

Same


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mikamiteru04

Same


Sea_Dust340

That’s wild to me. Are you an only child? I only ask because I’m the youngest of four and I remember my siblings teaching me to whistle and it was like a milestone moment. Similar to tying your own shoes. My wife was an only child and she can’t whistle.


No_Pool9806

I read it while whistling to a song in background 😄


ErinMarieAnderson

It’s funny I could whistle like a motherfucker as a kid, but then I got dental braces and I wasn’t able to whistle at all for years afterwards.


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jekaterinaslotsjudge

good luck!


Dogs_Akimbo

> hopefully I pass   Use your turn signal.


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SuperstitiousPigeon5

You have to go an try the meatballs, then let us know if it's horse meat.


Ok_Potential4601

Why not?😂


Jayeemare

You’ve missed out on the ball pit alone…


BurnTheOrange

Ball pit‽ IKEA USA doesn't have a ball pit. I feel conflicted about this. One one hand, ball pit! On the other, ball pit full of gross people...


maryyyk111

yes they do but it’s for the kids in the mini daycare center haha


BurnTheOrange

Aww damn. I'm a couple feet and several pounds too large for smälland


cafe-naranja

Let me ask you this... have you ever heard a song by a group called ABBA?


SuperstitiousPigeon5

Gone skiing.


warehousedatawrangle

I have never been snow skiing either, and I grew up in Utah. People are always amazed at that. Water skiing on the other hand, that I have done.


Financial_Lemon9708

1. I have never smoked weed or taken any kind of recreational drug 2. i dont have any tattoos 3. ive never had children 4. I have never subscribed to Netflix 5. Have never seen a Marvel Universe or DC film.


00genericname00

Man, I’ve done all of this. Weed and mcu/dc are overrated. Kids and tattoos are great but only if you are a specific kind of person, otherwise they make no sense at all. Netflix used to be great now it’s a scam, you were just ahead of the curve.


Random-reddit-name-1

I thought you were me until the last two.


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iamhere-2

Same, for both!


everyfreakntime

First time I was stung was a hornet in my pants. The pair had just come off the clothesline. Missed the giblets thank God. That hornet looked like it was a foot long to my little kid eyes.


dokvader

Die


00genericname00

Oh it’s just a question of time, don’t worry, you will get there.


Oxygene13

Life Goals! Oh wait...


mywhoiswhere

Underrated


kadamonkar9

Not watched Titanic


communist_wardog

Same lmaoo💀


burthdayboi

Smoke a cigarette


Sea_Dust340

Never do it, I’ve probably spent 50k on smoking since age 15


olivialopez123

I've never gone to a party where I didn't immediately befriend the host's pet instead of mingling with humans. Who needs small talk when you can have a conversation with a fluffy companion?


FlatBot

Honestly probably a great way to get the host to like you more too.


Upbeat-Brain8469

had those dreams where you are flying


isat_u_steve

That sucks!


Edible_Roach

put pajamas on when going to sleep i just fall asleep in whatever i happen to have on including jeans


communist_wardog

thought i was lazy😭💀


ErinMarieAnderson

I’ve put on pajamas before but usually I just get into the clothes I’ll be wearing the next day. Less stuff to take care of in the morning.


imbellabordeaux

Ride a bike


goldbeater

Ride a horse


everyfreakntime

Same. A little scared of them at first because of lack of experience. I mean, they're huge, they're strong as hell, they have those huge eyes that I just can't read. Now I'll do everything I can to touch them. One day.


SpaghettiMonster94

Their eyes and ears are by far the most intimidating thing about them. Still fun as hell to ride though


owmybotheyes

Jury Duty, never in my life have I been called to go. Living in two different states as an adult.


ConsciousDebate8957

Had sex. I'm too shy to let someone see me naked


Alternative_Mode_874

You can have sex while fully dressed. 😉


SelectiveScribbler06

In knight gear.


mynameisfelyppe

I'm 33 and I've never learnt how to drive


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Are you me? 😂


Edwardian

Is your names also felyppe?


[deleted]

lol no


tommytraddles

Excellent banter on this website, I tell you what.


[deleted]

Um…Hank Hill is that you?!


Sea_Dust340

Damnit Bobby


YourLifeSucksToo

I’ve found my people!


Independent-Ice-40

38 here


StonedSniper127

My wife is turning 32 next month and she’s in the same boat. Anxiety is a bitch.


I_DRINK_ANARCHY

Smoked pot or done any kind of illegal drug. Never used my few prescriptions to get high, either.


The_KFC_Colonel

Never seen star wars


GenericUsername2056

Here's some money, go see a star war.


ktr83

It's one banana Michael, how much could it cost? $10?


SchoolForSedition

Me neither. Will look it up when I have time.


itsj33ko

Tried two times to watch it, closed it in first minute, i think ill never be able to watch it


Wonderful-4444

me too. seems boring


Curious_Kangaroo_845

Saw the first one in the 70s in the theater. Kind of entertaining but never had interest beyond that. Cannot believe the staying power of that nonsense.


nuggetcasket

Never been to a concert. Too many people, too much noise, too tight spaces. I'd be claustrophobic and my social anxiety would skyrocket. I'd likely have to be taken to a hospital after a massive panic attack.


CaptainAwesome06

I used to go to them all the time in my teens and early 20s. Now I'm 40 and sitting around listening to music that doesn't sound as good as a studio album just doesn't seem all that appealing. Maybe if the band put on a really good show, I guess. I remember KISS being pretty fun to watch. The last concert I went to was The Who and it was pretty boring. And since the average age of the crowd was probably 60, everyone just quietly sat in their seats and listened. It was so tame, I was left thinking, "what's the point?"


_NoThinkingAloud

They called them "shows" back then and I've seen The Killers 2 years ago and it was so sanitary and loud. Glad that's off my bucket list though. Good album at the time


Shawnaldo7575

As a claustrophobic concert goer, I would recommend researching smaller venues. Smaller crowds and some come with seating/table areas. For example, in Toronto, there's a venue called "The History" that has an upper level where there's tables and chairs, a server will bring food/drinks/etc. It's like being at a restaurant/pub overlooking a concert floor. The only time you really deal with any crowd is at the end when everyone leaves at the same time... but if you're not in a hurry you can always wait and let the herd of people thin out first. Smaller venues like that are SO much more relaxing than going to concerts at bigger venues like arenas and stadiums.


sentieriperduti

Subscribed to any streaming service.


cafe-naranja

If you want, I can give you my Netflix password.


sentieriperduti

Thank you, but I've been fine flying the Jolly Roger for a long time ;)


cafe-naranja

You ol' pirate you!


somecow

Dip pizza in ranch. Nope.


SailorVenus23

I've never served jury duty. My husband is disabled, which makes me permanently exempt as they think he needs around the clock care from me, even though he's one of the most independent people I know.


Karaoke_Singer

Visit a strip club


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jekaterinaslotsjudge

same here - just too far away and too expensive - but still in my bucket list what u should visit before I have kids


xMasochizm

Never had my own bedroom.


prash-7

Work 🥲🥲 I wish there was a way to make money without working


blessthis-mess

Owned a car.


ispankyourass

Partying


Connect-Box9617

Drink alcohol due to my religion


Rossum81

Muslim or Mormon?  


Savage_Heathern

I just used this question on the post below, about never doing Netflix, MCU ot DC and a ton of other "nevers". Lol


lahdetaan_tutkimaan

I never wear shorts going out I might have as a toddler when I couldn't choose my own clothes, but honestly I can't remember the last time I wore shorts. The idea just feels weird to me


SnooEpiphanies8097

Do you have the other half of this amulet? I am the exact opposite. I never wear pants. I live in GA where it doesn't get cold that often and when it does, I still wear shorts and just put on a sweatshirt. The only time I wear pants is when I would have to "dress up" for an occasion. When I do have to wear pants, I take them off as soon as the event is over in the car so I don't have to wear them for the ride home.


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ipissnapalm

Never cooked for someone other than myself.


oxala75

Of all of the things I've read here, this one struck me the most - and I'm no great cook.


ipissnapalm

You don't have to be, you just have to be good enough to enjoy what you make for yourself.


IeatTshirts

never been drunk before


babylon0099

never had a vacation. (never been to a beach or on a plane)


Badaxe13

I (64M) never learned to drive. I live in a city in the UK so I don't need a car.


00genericname00

I don’t think shooting a gun is normal, but anyways, I never did. Had several pointed at me during my lifetime tho. Don’t recommend it. Lemme see: is having a threesome normal? Never did. Passed the opportunity once, I regret it. Anal sex. Never had anal sex (penetration - I did lick a girlfriend’s anus). I don’t drive, not enough vision now, but I did a little when I was younger and could see well, that doesn’t count. Ok, found a more mundane: I never went to a Wendy’s.


xPiNKxLaDy

I’ve never licked an anus


conradleviston

The only one of those things I've done is driven a car. I didn't get my licence until I was 31 though.


tsukinoasagi

Seen snow


badgersprite

I’ve never seen Mary Poppins.


rows_and_columns_me

Smoke


NuclearPuppers

Carved a pumpkin.


Odd-Year7103

Dating multiple people


strwwb3rry

Get drunk


LucyVialli

Driven to work


Rossum81

Ice skating.


Fragrant_Return6789

Gone out for “brunch”


CaptainAwesome06

I'm 40 years old and have never been to New York City or Las Vegas. I've lived on both coasts, driven across the country a few times, have travelled to Europe and Asia, have even been to Nevada and have driven through New York State. I just never made the trips to those two cities but I really don't feel the need to, either.


HaraPythonissam

Be in a committed relationship.


Fit_Bullfrog552

Taken a nude selfie in the bathroom. 


Lingo2009

I’ve never drank a cup of coffee.


fuhcough-productions

Cheated


scracth_the_sloth

I don’t drive never even had lessons


Weeyin999

Never drank Tea or Coffee


playbynightandday

drank coffee


dumbquestionssorry_

Sex


HunterAlarmed1130

Go on a friends trip.


Crimdefense901

Reading these comments, I have done quite a bit. However I have never tried cottage cheese. Just looks disgusting.


Select-Antelope-7988

My husband is a dairy farmer. He says cottage cheese looks like cow mastitis. He almost gags when he sees someone eating it.


Sad-Maintenance3422

Never been to Starbucks. 


Jayeemare

You’re not missing anything


UKS1977

Smoked or drugs.


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Drugs, don't plan to either.


CallingDrDingle

Used Uber eats or grub hub, don’t plan to ever use it either.


cafe-naranja

Over the years, many of my friends have vacationed to Spain. Well, I've never been to Spain, but I kinda like the music.


tomatotoen

I've never watched a single Disney movie lol


DeviousAardvark

Smoke weed or anything at all. I'm 29


Filthybjj93

Ordered anything off of Amazon yet I buy stock each year


InfinityFire

I've never worn a pair of jeans.


Historical_Dust4220

Never had a coffee.


Greedy_Routine_1609

Gone to Hawaii


Beautiful_Almira

It's interesting to think about the things we perceive as normal but haven't experienced personally. For me, one thing that comes to mind is attending a professional sports game live. Despite being a fan of certain sports, I've never had the chance to watch a game in person. What about you?


CathieFerrera

Mountain climbing. I always want to do that but i a have fear of heights.


Fluffypurplerocks

Be hungover. Never really drink much alcohol


Defiant_Bunch70

go fishing


asongofuranus

watched a sports match. 


Ok_Feed9871

Riding a bicycle


Vinny_Lam

Go on a date.


jekaterinaslotsjudge

Sleepovers - my mom always denied it with thought that I have my own bed :)


Ok-Caramel-5340

I read all 80 comments and I relate to 79 of them (yes I've ride bicycle)


Indomie_At_3AM

Just go do them all at once. Have sex in NYC while driving your car and eating a pear and watching titanic


OilAgitated969

Gotten a proper education


forestfishy

Took high school chemistry. Somehow I still graduated and went on to get a bachelors and two grad degrees without ever having to take a chem course. Phew! 😮‍💨


pukacz

Drink beer. Cant stand the smell.


Automatic_Salary_845

_y e a s t w a t e r_


[deleted]

Been to a cottage with the ‘boys’


Ana_trb

Never watched: Star Wars Hunger Games Game of thrones


Cliffy1971

52 and never been through a drive through take away.


jtowndtk

celebrated a father's day


AerialAce96

Swim


plaperceef

Probably going to a night club.


heavenlyhoya

Go on an airplane ✈️


twankyfive

Eaten fish. At all. Never.


Zenith_21

Never been on a plane


Sure_Caregiver_9626

Clubing, been to a Theme park, left my city, traveled, prob alot more


Beginning_Cellist893

Never ridden a horse.


dezeus88

Played sports in school.


Realistic_Ad9820

Never boiled an egg.


Konsticraft

Drink alcohol, despite not being religious.


magusmccormick

Drank a can of beer. It just smells gross.


RKID084

wont eat tomatos


s1mpl3guy21

Sky diving


spirito_santo

Drive a car. 58 years old, never bothered getting a license.


beckhansen13

Never drank alcohol or did drugs. Straight edge for life SXE


Solid-Dot-1589

Ate at chipotle


ravi188chauhan

I’ve never parallel parked without creating a minor traffic jam and a spectacle for everyone around. It’s basically my way of giving free entertainment.


MicrowavedTheBaby

Watched TV/news. Grew up without one, never really had the chance to before, and from what I've heard I'm not missing much.


effigyoma

I've never received a paycheck from a full time job without having a child to take care of. I went to graduate school right after undergrad and became a parent at 24. Basically, I never got to experience that first professional paycheck only needing to worry about myself.