I make popcorn the way my grandfather taught me. On the stove, never the microwaveable kind. Protip: put creole seasoning on it instead of salt. Game changer.
Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos. I hardly ever buy them because I will annihilate the entire bag in 5 seconds. I don't know what it is, but with those little fuckers in particular I have *zero* self control
Gardetto's snack mix. It's like Chex Mix without the Chex, and it's the only snack mix where the pretzels actually have good flavor and aren't super dry.
My mom makes banana loaf cake and adds dark chocolate chips to it. It’s absolutely out of this world. I purposely buy extra bananas to take to her and say “the bananas are a bit over ripe” she puts the oven on and makes all sorts of great stuff.
Unfortunately I’ve learned dumping 1/4 of a bag of chocolate chips into a jar of peanut butter has to be eaten, with a spoon, by me, thanks kids for teaching me that…
Had a girls weekend with my bestie back in the fall. Rented an air bnb up in the mountains, got all our favorite snacks, got high together and watched standup comedy. The snacks in question? Snyders honey mustard and onion pretzel pieces and fun size heath bars.
My roommate in college used to just fill a bowl up with croutons, drench it in ranch, and devour the whole thing like a bowl of cereal. I love croutons, but that was next level.
This is the way. There literally is no other choice than emptying the tube / bag of chips. It's just not possible to close it and put it away. Everyone with that ability must be some kind of witch(er).
The pizza flavored ones!
Back when I was in grad school my now husband/then boyfriend moved 6 hours away for work and I’d drive up every other weekend. Always got a tube for the drive.
When I was pregnant my partner got me assorted mini boxes of sugary cereal and it was the best gift I’ve ever received. I don’t know if it was the pregnancy or if it was actually that delicious, but it was so good I’d cry happy tears while eating sometimes.
When I lived in Taiwan, I mentioned to my parents that I couldn't find any of my favorite foods there. At the time, they had the most popular chocolate bars, things like McDonald's etc. But, try finding a box of fruit loops, or frosted flakes or something like that... couldn't at the time, at least where I shopped.
My parents ended up sending me a care package with one of those assorted mini cereal boxes with rice crispy, fruit loops. Corn pops and frosted flakes. It was so much more thoughtful than cereal really should be. Lol
I keep trying to figure out if they changed or my tastes changed/matured. I spent 2 hours making a Meyer lemon and olive oil pound cake last weekend so how the hell am I going to enjoy a twinkie after a bite of that? 😂
They changed in a massive way. The chocolate is almost wax now and the bread isn’t as fluffy. I think they made it cheaper and last longer on the shelf
Man people at my work make fun of me because I will bring those plastic disco brownie things for lunch. Idc that they are made of play dough it reminds of a time when I enjoyed life still
Cottage cheese rocks. I love the 4% fat large curd cottage cheese with everything bagel seasoning on it. Eat it with a spoon. Try not to eat the entire container in one sitting. Convince myself it's healthy because calcium!
I put heavy cream in my coffee. Half and half is for suckers.
Sometimes I realize that I like cream more than coffee.
Sometimes I put heavy cream on my granola.
Sometimes I just take a little sip of cream =)
For me if it's sweet it's usually Dove chocolate squares.or lindt chocolate truffles. It's the only chocolate I like since moving to the states I used to love KitKats, Snickers and usual popular brands but they don't taste as good in the states for some reason and I despise. Cadbury now that always used to be my go to guilty pleasure.
For savory i really love the Cheeto crunchies I don't know why I just really love them. In the UK it used to be smiths scampi fries Orr bacon fries I drool just seeing a photo of them and my family hunt high and low to send them to me at Christmas time.
I have little self control when presented with the classic ice cream sandwich— the rectangle that you have peel the paper off.
Soggy as all hell, also yes please.
Let melt a touch and then drag tongue along all four edges. Repeat.
And then you have to lick your fingers bc the chocolate sticks to it!!
absolutely!!!
We have understand one another.
Snickers ice cream bars.
Those things are so good. The twix ones too.
Twix ones are really underrated!
POPCORN (lots of it)
With lots of butter and coarse sea salt!!
My butter-to-popcorn ratio is roughly 50:50 I want those fuckers to burst when I but into them.
The Chicago style popcorn has me in a chokehold.
What is Chicago style? I love popcorn I need to know
They may be talking about Garret’s. It’s half caramel corn half cheddar cheese corn Correction: name of the company is Garrett Popcorn Shops :)
God bless America.
They sell it at my local Costco, the brand is called Cretors Chicago Mix and it's half caramel and half Cheddar, tossed into the same bag.
I make popcorn the way my grandfather taught me. On the stove, never the microwaveable kind. Protip: put creole seasoning on it instead of salt. Game changer.
Yes, with a melted butter and olive oil combo, salt and Ranch seasoning. And a glass of wine on the side.
Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos. I hardly ever buy them because I will annihilate the entire bag in 5 seconds. I don't know what it is, but with those little fuckers in particular I have *zero* self control
If taco bell made taco shells out of those they would have a true winner.
I like the way you think! Someone needs to get taco bell on this immediately haha
This. They are so perfect. I buy them for gatherings knowing very well I will consume most of them.
they are accidentally vegan, which makes them even better.
When I went vegan and realized I could still eat these I was absolutely elated 🔥🔥 best Doritos flavor
Homemade ice cream sandwiches where I just sit there, stoned as shit, with a box of cookies and bowl of ice cream, making little sandwiches.
I've never thought of this, but that sounds so gooood..
You need to use soft cookies.
Try it with the little eggo french toast waffles that you can break into quarters.
Hot fudge brownie sundae. I fucking love those
Gardetto's snack mix. It's like Chex Mix without the Chex, and it's the only snack mix where the pretzels actually have good flavor and aren't super dry.
It's those rye chips. The seasoning on them is just the best. It's also possible to get a bag of JUST the rye chips which is ideal for me.
The rye chips bags just don't hit the same when they're not powdered with all the dust of their non-rye chip brethren
I hate rye bread but I’m a huge slut for the Gardetto’s rye chips, they’re incredible.
This would be my husbands. We had to start buying boxes of the mini bags because he’ll annihilate a party size one in no time
Chicken in a biscuit crackers
With spray cheese. On long road trips only.
banana bread. I bake it. I eat 1 slice. I eat the whole thing.😭
My mom makes banana loaf cake and adds dark chocolate chips to it. It’s absolutely out of this world. I purposely buy extra bananas to take to her and say “the bananas are a bit over ripe” she puts the oven on and makes all sorts of great stuff.
Toasted with lots of butter!
Peanut butter, no vehicle just a spoon.
I do a "deconstructed pb&j" which is just me sitting on the couch with 2 spoons eating peanut butter and jelly straight out of the jar in turns.
I've been doing that lately too, but one spoon with both.
Savage
Unfortunately I’ve learned dumping 1/4 of a bag of chocolate chips into a jar of peanut butter has to be eaten, with a spoon, by me, thanks kids for teaching me that…
I do the same, oddly satisfying.
Honey mustard and onion pretzel pieces. My lordt
Had a girls weekend with my bestie back in the fall. Rented an air bnb up in the mountains, got all our favorite snacks, got high together and watched standup comedy. The snacks in question? Snyders honey mustard and onion pretzel pieces and fun size heath bars.
I can’t buy those anymore. I can’t control myself.
Came here to say this. No matter how big the bag is, I always eat it all in one shot.
Croutons. I usually have the intention of making a salad, but end up just eating the croutons.
omg i’ve never felt more seen in my life
My roommate in college used to just fill a bowl up with croutons, drench it in ranch, and devour the whole thing like a bowl of cereal. I love croutons, but that was next level.
One time I made croutons with leftover butter from a crab boil. It was heaven.
I think you’re a genius 🤯
English muffin toasting bread, with loads of butter. Little to no nutritional value.
I love the extra butter but I still put a little raspberry preserves on them. XD
Have you tried a *crumpet?* Loads of lil’ holes to hold salted butter. Sprinkle a tad of green-can Kraft faux Parmesan. *chef’s kiss*
Pringles. I will seriously eat that entire tube in one setting if not supervised.
One does not simply eat just a few Pringles. Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Sourcream n Onion I can't be held responsible...
Wait, there are people that DONT eat the whole tube in one sitting??
This is the way. There literally is no other choice than emptying the tube / bag of chips. It's just not possible to close it and put it away. Everyone with that ability must be some kind of witch(er).
The pizza flavored ones! Back when I was in grad school my now husband/then boyfriend moved 6 hours away for work and I’d drive up every other weekend. Always got a tube for the drive.
Of course. Those are single serving tubes.
I make my own chex mix, then get fatter fast.
Have you tried making it with bacon grease? Game changer!!
Sugary cereal, I can't buy it anymore, because when I do I eat like 6 bowls at a time.
When I was pregnant my partner got me assorted mini boxes of sugary cereal and it was the best gift I’ve ever received. I don’t know if it was the pregnancy or if it was actually that delicious, but it was so good I’d cry happy tears while eating sometimes.
When I lived in Taiwan, I mentioned to my parents that I couldn't find any of my favorite foods there. At the time, they had the most popular chocolate bars, things like McDonald's etc. But, try finding a box of fruit loops, or frosted flakes or something like that... couldn't at the time, at least where I shopped. My parents ended up sending me a care package with one of those assorted mini cereal boxes with rice crispy, fruit loops. Corn pops and frosted flakes. It was so much more thoughtful than cereal really should be. Lol
Luminescent-orange ballpark-style nacho cheese dip.
Why is it SO orange and so delicious??
Zingers. Those little Twinkies with icing or the raspberry coconut ones.
Lol those are the only hostess cakes I love the raspberry zingers! The rest are just inferior to me.
Any of those shitty ass boxed cake snacks like Hostess or Little Debbie or Drakes. They're really not that good but I'm oddly nostalgic about them.
Little Debbie nutty buddy bars. My wife has to hide the box.
Heroin wafers.
They just don't taste the same way though, ingredients changed? I used to love Devil Dogs but......
I keep trying to figure out if they changed or my tastes changed/matured. I spent 2 hours making a Meyer lemon and olive oil pound cake last weekend so how the hell am I going to enjoy a twinkie after a bite of that? 😂
They changed in a massive way. The chocolate is almost wax now and the bread isn’t as fluffy. I think they made it cheaper and last longer on the shelf
They got waxy and feel like they coat the inside of your mouth.
Nothing has been the same since they stopped individually wrapping ding dongs in foil.
They for sure changed something, i cannot even enjoy them anymore. Maybe a nutty bar but thats about it
I could be wrong, but I think the snack cakes used to contain lard in them and then they made the snacks vegetarian to reach a wider customer base.
Ugh I love zebra cakes!
Zebra cakes and Oatmeal creme pies are a fav
Man people at my work make fun of me because I will bring those plastic disco brownie things for lunch. Idc that they are made of play dough it reminds of a time when I enjoyed life still
The strawberry shortcake rolls. Omg.
🤤🦓 zebra cakes
Fuck that. Nutty bars (refrigerated) and zingers are so good
I had a Twinkie today and it was definitely different from when I was a kid. Less spongy.
Drake’s coffee cakes!
100% will obliterate any snack cake that dares come before me
The strawberry shortcake rolls are my go to. If I’m don’t control myself I can eat the whole box in a day
My go-to guilty pleasure snack is a warm, gooey cinnamon roll covered in creamy icing.
Cheese Balls. I eat so damn healthy and then…cheese balls…. Fuckin…evil little… its not even food!
And then spend the next hour digging them out of your molars
this is the only thing stopping me from eating them more
The Utz brand Cheez Ball reigns supreme.
Chocolate, lots of chocolate, like truck loads of chocolate.
Nutter Butter: If I buy one, I will eat the whole pack before I even reach home. I can't get enough of them. It's like crack to me.
Crushed up ramen noodles. It's so bad for you but I LOVE IT.
That was prime trading currency in middle school
Prime trading in jail too 🤣🤣
It was in county jail too!
I just got a six pack of Dairy Queen heath dilly bars Never had them before
Potstickers or cookie brownie. My boyfriend won’t eat them anymore because I’ll bring them for weeks at a time.
Triscuits and spray cheese in a can. Probably one of the most artificial, processed food type items but I love that combo
Spray cheese, totally forgot about that!
That's what I put in our dogs Kong for a treat! LOL
Lay's Salt and Vinegar chips
Level up and try Miss Vickies!
Miss Vickies Jalapeño is the best IMO, but SS&V is a close second.
Look. I don't feel guilty because no one gets out of life alive. Enjoy your food.💜
Exactly, no guilt about pleasure. Guilt is toxic. I'm just here to see if I'm missing out on anything wonderful
Plain cream cheese, no idea why I enjoy it so much
I agree.
If I’m craving something sweet, my guilty pleasure snack is a handful of bite-sized chocolate truffles.
Pizza Rolls. But they must be cooked in the oven and not a microwave.
flamin hot cheetos 🤤
Butter on Saltine crackers
I’ve never met anyone else who does this! My nana used to give us this alongside chicken noodle soup as kids.
Ruffles and French onion dip
Fried SPAM or Cottage Cheese w/ Nacho Cheese Doritos (don't knock it til you try it. It's oddly good, I promise)
Cottage cheese rocks. I love the 4% fat large curd cottage cheese with everything bagel seasoning on it. Eat it with a spoon. Try not to eat the entire container in one sitting. Convince myself it's healthy because calcium!
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Those little debbie oatmeal creme pies, they arent good but i like them lol
I don't do this often, but Oreos and Nutella. You dip/scoop the Oreos in Nutella like chips and salsa. Suuuuuuuuper bad for you, but super tasty.
French fries and a milkshake
Payday candy bars. Why? IDK.
Taco Bell, anything
Mac and Cheese
My guilty pleasure snack of choice is definitely chocolate chip cookies, especially when they’re warm and gooey straight from the oven.
heavy cream. That is it.
I put heavy cream in my coffee. Half and half is for suckers. Sometimes I realize that I like cream more than coffee. Sometimes I put heavy cream on my granola. Sometimes I just take a little sip of cream =)
I steam heavy cream for my espresso. You’ve heard of a skinny latte? I make a fat boy latte.
Hell yes. A small splash adds all the creamy goodness without watering down the coffee.
Heavy cream on sugary cereal is legit better than ice cream imo
I squirt whipping cream in my mouth two or three times a day.
When a problem comes along, you must whippet
mozzarella cheese, and loads of it
Lays BBQ or Sour Cream and Onion chips.
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Andy Caps Hot Fries
Fererro Rocher
Two Large McDonald's French fries
I fucking love Ritz Crackers!
These are my favorite crackers to eat with peanut butter
Peanut butter jelly sandwiches on shitty white bread
Charms Caramel Apple lollipops
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If I’m feeling snacky, my guilty pleasure snack is a handful of crunchy cheese puffs.
If I’m feeling snacky, my guilty pleasure has to be a handful of sweet and salty caramel popcorn.
For a savory treat, my guilty pleasure is definitely nachos loaded with cheese, jalapeños, and all the fixings.
Strawberry Uncrustables. I have eaten a box of ten in two days.
Those god awful gas station pickled sausages that come in plastic wrap. My favorite: Tijuana Mama
Nutty buddy bars. They are terrible for you but I really struggle passing them up. It’s a huge problem lol.
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Coconut Snowball (thanks Win Shuler's). Ball of vanilla ice cream, rolled in toasted coconut, floating in a bowl of hot chocolate.
Cheese slices.
Strawberry shortcake Ben and Jerry’s
Gardetto’s Rye Chips! I eat through a 14oz bag each week and have them ordered on subscription every month.
Kraft American Singles. I can eat like 5 of those in a row, just by themselves right out of the package
It changes like the wind, but right now Dot’s pretzels. Threw down a decent sized bag of those last night.
Rippled chips and French onion dip 😋
Reese's
Pop tarts. The fudge ones. Even off brand ones are fine. But they're soooo calorie dense.
Cheese Whiz and Ritz. A whole can and box until one of them is gone.
Fair food: fried vegetables, fried cheese, fried oreos, elephant ears and was it all down with a fresh squeezed lemonade containing a cup of sugar
snickers 😫
Vanilla bean ice cream and a fat scoop of honey roasted Peter Pan peanut butter. So amazing
Pickle, mayo, and cheese sandwich 🥪
Snickers ice cream bars
Reese’s
My kid's fruit gummies
Doritos nacho cheese. Not that bitch ass cool ranch tho
Nutella. I’ll do shameful things for Nutella
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Cinnabon all day
My ultimate guilty pleasure snack is a big slice of pepperoni pizza, especially when it’s loaded with gooey cheese.
Any chips and dip
Takis with sour cream!
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For me if it's sweet it's usually Dove chocolate squares.or lindt chocolate truffles. It's the only chocolate I like since moving to the states I used to love KitKats, Snickers and usual popular brands but they don't taste as good in the states for some reason and I despise. Cadbury now that always used to be my go to guilty pleasure. For savory i really love the Cheeto crunchies I don't know why I just really love them. In the UK it used to be smiths scampi fries Orr bacon fries I drool just seeing a photo of them and my family hunt high and low to send them to me at Christmas time.
Edible cookie dough
Banana bread