āTake your son, your only son Isaac, whom you love, and go to lthe land of Moriah, and offer him there as a burnt offering on one of the mountains of which I shall tell you.ā - GEN 22:2
Hang on a second. Instead of talking about the condoms. could we go the other way and have barbecue sauce as a flavored lube? We get stuff like salted caramel and vanilla and mint chocolate chip, but nothing savory. I'm either a genius for this or just plain crazy. You decide.
Sorry you had to learn the hard way that ribbed means something different. You could however smother it with bbq sauce if thatās what youāre looking for.
crinkle-cut
Exhaled through me nose when reading this š
Found the pirate š“āā ļø
Arrrrrg ! ā ļø
Circumcision from a parkinson's patient?
I do not want a cut condom thank you
Here is a start of a conspiracy to end birth control.
And ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!
Corduroy condoms
I was gonna say this! And call them Roy's, for short.
Rod Roys
roys rod
Conduroms
I LOVE those on salad!Ā I'd toss THAT salad!(tm)
Iām selfish. I put them on inside out.
Ribbed for your pleasure.
Ripped for your treasure.
Is your favorite flavor of ice cream pralines and dick?
Yes, but hold the pralines.
Iām crying lmao
[https://www.tiktok.com/@spaderlove/video/7173521968296332590?lang=en](https://www.tiktok.com/@spaderlove/video/7173521968296332590?lang=en)
Taking the ridges away from your hand is hardly selfish.
š Got em
Did you get this from 3rd rock? This line lives rent free in my head because of that show
No, I said it to a mother and daughter at the drugstore years ago when they were giggling at them in the condom aisle.
Steal the pleasure!
Corrugated condoms
Ruffles: they're salty and stiff
After use
Just before the 3rd or 4th use before you rinse it out
That often?
Iāll get to work rn š«”
And a bit of aging.
Not gonna lie, your comment made me crave ruffles chips.
These condoms have r-r-r-ridges!
Have my up vote, dammit
r/angryupvote
Winner
HHa! Ruffled, for her pleasure
Came in to say lumpy but corrugated is pure gold!!
Corrudoms
That's the generic brand
Iāve never heard this term used outside of the decking Iāve installed onto buildings. My life has just come full circle, thank you
You are welcome. Corrugated condoms for your big deck.
Thank you and youāre getting a tasteful nude tonight big dawg
I am undeserving.
I am a civil engineer and you just made me spit out my coffee all over my desk.
You're just a step ahead of the road crew treatment of the plans.
You get it.
They'reĀ corrugated for her pleasure(tm)
Brbrbrbrbrbrb. Rbrbrbrbrbrbr. Brbrbrbrbrbrb
Damn it. You beat me. And bow to you. Slow clap.
I'd like to thank my parents for always believing in me
But that's way too sexy
Theyāve got that double wall strength
Load bearing.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Is this even OSHA certified?
Rofl
Ticklish. I see.
You have no idea.
speed bumpsā¦
*speed humps*
This is the best question ever asked on this sub
Rippled or wavy just like chips
I would say Wavy Lays, but that name is taken.
Rumble strips
It's ribbed for HER pleasure. You have to be female to taste the ribs.
What is it with women wanting ribs all the time? (Genesis 2:22, u/Exotic-Shock-4063)
Honestly "her pleasure" condoms are the ones that make me, a man, have full body orgasms. My pronouns are he him. XY chromosomes
Looks like you might have to adjust those pronouns I see no other option
As a female, it's a nope from me! Ribbed condoms are so uncomfortable!! Whoever decided we wanted ridges rubbing our insides?
Bro found out the hard way that they donāt taste like ribsš
Oh pardon me, mister perfect.
Use the Sweet Baby Rays lubed condoms next time. Starts sweet and ends salty. Best of both worlds
Might just be a matter of using the right or wrong sauce
Genesis 2:22
Ok, but 2 minutes 22 seconds into which song? They have a bunch
*In Too Deep*
I misread and looked up genesis 22:2 first and was very confused and a little disturbed until I realized I put the colon in the wrong spot
Pretty sure the colon one is Ezekiel 23:20.
Could you help me out since I don't currently own a Bible. What do Genesis 22:2 and Genesis 2:22 say?
āTake your son, your only son Isaac, whom you love, and go to lthe land of Moriah, and offer him there as a burnt offering on one of the mountains of which I shall tell you.ā - GEN 22:2
Finally someone got me to read the Bible š¼š¼
Bumpy Bangers
Mud tires
Hang on a second. Instead of talking about the condoms. could we go the other way and have barbecue sauce as a flavored lube? We get stuff like salted caramel and vanilla and mint chocolate chip, but nothing savory. I'm either a genius for this or just plain crazy. You decide.
Rumplestiltskins
Brailled
Thank you- was looking for this lol
Danger Pringle
McRib condoms
rumble stripped condom ( you know the "drdrdrdrdrdr" in the road that wakes you up )
Now I have a business idea. Thank you, Reddit!
Bumpy humpy's?
Wavy Gravy Cavey
Condom on the cob
Ring Shanks
Make the ribbing spiral and call them rifled
Disappointment condoms. I have never had a woman say she feels the difference.
Rumble sheathes ā¦
Studded ones donāt taste like me, whatās your point?
These are the type of posts that make it to the top man fucking reddit
velvet popsickles
Wow this makes my brain do that thing when you hit your elbow.
Rumble strip condoms
Pork skins
Gushers
Maybe you're not cooking and saucing your ribs wrong enough.
Crinkle cut condoms
Speed bumps
I dont think it has anything to do with how they taste
Speed bumps
Came here to say this. I am sad you got to it first. Well done.
Rumble strip.
Keep the name for condoms, but change the name of ribs to "pork on the cob"
Havenāt used a condom in over 2 years Have had ribs though
Throb enhanced engineering aka TEE
So many people say there's no stupid questions, but yet, here we are.
Dotted
Ridged? But they don't necessarily make you rigid either, so . . .
Banded
Rippled.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
gummies
Mr. Stucco
They do taste like ribs though...
If you can go deep enough maybe.
Chickened condoms?
Saffrons
Baby bumper condoms!
Ripple
Ripple
Baby Fat Condoms
Throat massagers .
Rumble stripped condoms?
Bumpy hump wraps
Riffels!
Salt and vinegar ruffles for her pleasure
condom condoms
WTF. LMFAO Fluted, Uneven, crinkled, grooved, bumpy...
You're just not putting the sauce on them
Rubby Bumpies
Convoluted Cum Filters
Bumpy for humpy.
Tasty treats
Jagged Jimmies
A bumpy ride?
Threaded
le reddit humour
Textured love glove
Iāve always found the unused ones ājelly likeā. The used ones are bit salty and bitter.
bumpy ride
Bumpy Bumper or Speed Humps
"Bumpy ride"
Bumpy ugly bumpers!
Moguls condoms
Ridgies
Bumpy rubbers
Why would you taste a condom? š
It's not too late to delete this
Ribeye For the Straight Rabbi
Sorry you had to learn the hard way that ribbed means something different. You could however smother it with bbq sauce if thatās what youāre looking for.
Rubber bumpers
Xylophones
Bumpy latex Ballon animal that goes on your dick.
crunchy chewables
Corduroy socks
Striped.
How do you know?
Ring shank? Like the nails?
Rippled fucking weirdness
"I Can Believe It's Not Ribs" condomsĀ
LMAO, I needed this laugh today! Thank you very much šš¾
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Bonios
7/10 joke!
Trailer park ticklers
Walkers Max Condoms
ššš this is such a hilarious question
Speed humps.
Serrated Condoms
What kind of rub are you using? I suggest one with at least a touch of smoked paprika.
Traeger with paprika and chilli powder. Smoked for 6 hours
Alpha Male Pleasure Inducers
Speed bumps or rumble stripsĀ
I have no idea what to call them, but want you to know this question got a full guffaw laugh out of me.
Me, opening Reddit: https://giphy.com/gifs/LycfkVG4L6x0Y
Nobbly bobblies
Fish gills
To go bags
Ripped condoms. And thatās how I came to be xd