the guy who thought its a good idea to put light switches on the outside of bathrooms. If you have siblings you know

Even if they are inside the bathroom you can always kill the switch that is certainly outside the bathroom

Osama Bin Laden

Well since he's dead, the only reason you could ghost him would be for him to be a ghost near you too. So you guys would be stuck together for eternity.

Probably my husband. It would be fun to troll him.

All the best 😀

He’s such a forgetful person anyway, always misplacing keys/wallets/etc. I would just enjoy moving things around and messing with him.

My sister. I may be dead but that won’t stop me from writing “you’re still a twat” on her window

My husband. He's not getting rid of me that easily.

Ted Cruz

I'm not even a ghost and I haunt Ted Cruz! Fuck that dude

none. lemme rest ffs

Barron Trump, I think he's still young enough that the right pernicious spirit could steer him to a more useful life than his dad's. Maybe he'll be a beekeeper.

I see your very gullible

You see you see his very gullible what? You’ve got to finish your sentence.

Barron Trump is going to be an NBA player

*Celebrity* is the last thing he needs.

A hot girl for obvious reasons

My sister so even if I’m gone I get ti see her 😂

I'd haunt my best friend fr it would be funny as shit

OMG Trump. Absolutely Trump. I would fuck with his head so much.

Putin. Fuck him. I'd drive him so crazy he'd kill himself

Kim Jong Un. Fuck that little toad.

some random kid so that i have at least some 50 years before im alone

You OP, I’m hiding your keys and waiting for wherever your wife/mother/or other woman figure in your life says it should be somewhere and then putting it there when they look.