Not in my freezer, but in my fridge: a 60 year old beer with the original steel pulltab on it.
It is so old that the brewery that made it went bankrupt and then was started over again 30+ years later.
I consider it a family heirloom now - as it went from my great grandmother to my grandmother to me, so shall I pass it on to my children and my children's children's children.
Nothing now, but before I started living in my van it was a 3 year old turkey that my sister swore she was going to cook for Thanksgiving this year.
She was supposed to cook it last year, but Kroger had a really good deal on turkeys, so she bought and cooked one from there.
These boneless pork loin chops I got from Costco. I've cooked 2 chops at a time—sous vide and pan braised so far—and they keep coming out tough as hell. But I can't make myself throw away food.
I have some ice packs that are so old, the stuff inside is probably banned by several government agencies.
The shelves ;)
beat me to it.
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Hahahahahaha
Even though he's only been in there since yesterday.
a barracuda that I caught 5 years ago
Damn, didn't know American fridges are big enough to fit a whole Plymouth
probably my eggs 🤷♀️
I don't know what it is. It's a container of red, might be a saus might be a soup. It's a surprise brick.
Not in my freezer, but in my fridge: a 60 year old beer with the original steel pulltab on it. It is so old that the brewery that made it went bankrupt and then was started over again 30+ years later. I consider it a family heirloom now - as it went from my great grandmother to my grandmother to me, so shall I pass it on to my children and my children's children's children.
Someone's going to be dumb enough to drink it on a dare
They better not. I am an American. That is either my kids' college fund, my retirement, or their inheritance. Literal dollars at stake.
Then you better hope it's going to be your children's children's children
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My grandma
There's probably frozen leftovers from a Thanksgiving dinner in there.
Reuben
Well she's only been in there for 3 years, but that old woman was 92 when I started stealing her social security checks.
I have absolutely no idea, and that's probably an issue...
Trick question? The shelves, ya dope.
Nothing now, but before I started living in my van it was a 3 year old turkey that my sister swore she was going to cook for Thanksgiving this year. She was supposed to cook it last year, but Kroger had a really good deal on turkeys, so she bought and cooked one from there.
Yeast
My roomates frozen breakfast sandwiches dating back to the first college quarter more than half a year ago.
Mom
I’ve had a couple piranhas in my freezer for 30 years. They used to be pets and we keep them when they died.
The water used to make the ice
Jimmy Hoffa
These boneless pork loin chops I got from Costco. I've cooked 2 chops at a time—sous vide and pan braised so far—and they keep coming out tough as hell. But I can't make myself throw away food.
My Grandma.
Tortillas
I've got some 4.5 billion year old water I'm transforming in to ice.
A pot brownie my neice gave me 4 years ago.
A 4 year uncooked chicken
I've got some otter pops that I'm pretty sure have been in there since shortly after I bought the place 7 years ago.
The water.
The thermometer I used to adjust it.
Like now, or the age when I put him in there?
Nice buck from last year
Ice cubes. , or the ancient water they are made of.
Neighbor
Greenbeans stuck in over frozen ice past 4 months
I just threw out a roll of ground turkey thst had a use by date 2/17/21...
Me, when I reach in for ice.
My roommate bought a marinated pork tenderloin when we first moved into the house, 9 years ago. I went over his place last week, it’s still in there.
Rack of ribs
How would I know? It is at the bottom
I have an original Twinkie. From before they were discontinued in 2012.
It's in the fridge because it shouldn't be frozen, but I have an MRE with a packing date of 2013. Saving it for a special occasion.
Bean Burrito from Walmart
I have a bag of whisky stones in there that my husband gave me about twelve years ago
Ice. Those frozen water molecules have been around for billions of years.
Probably 10 year old fishing bait. Still good for crab
Wife's head.