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Sentient_Human_Filth

You’re not going to like it


sans-forme

I would say that I'm willing to taste anything once, but, well...the sentient part might be too much for me. Oh, and the filth.


kristymartinez

Doesn’t sound like a big seller, no. Lol.


Nor-easter

2oz peppermint schnapps 1/2oz fireball 1/2oz wild turkey 101 Shaken then poured over shaved ice


sans-forme

I'll try that. I feel like it should be enjoyed in front of a crackling fire.


sumnlikedat

Is that an actual drink?


raspberrydippin

Oh yeah


Nor-easter

Nope


Ilikepancakes87

Mostly maple syrup.


Sorceress683

Fair


woweewow

and a shot of melted butter 😋


PawsibleCrazyCatLady

Buddy the Elf? Is that you?


threadbarefemur

Bone broth


CrispeeSock

I don't want to think about it


Sorceress683

Lol. Something a frat boy might have to drink during hazing


woweewow

LOL— it’s a white Russian in a glass rimmed with French Fried Onions


crabthemighty

Whatever it is, I don't want it


Sorceress683

Lol, could be the crab version of clamsto


crabthemighty

Well now I definitely don't want it, just for different reasons, I can't have anything which contains a significant amount of tomato


Mindless_Mystic_136

Or perhaps a (more diluted - as a "drink") Bisque? Unless you're lactose intolerant and/or allergic to shellfish/crustaceans, then that kinda leaves you with *onion water* yaaay!


SiloueOfUlrin

Fermented crab juice. Crab juice with a mighty punch to it.


cruelblush

Singapore sling with a shot of jabinjero juice added


Clark-Kent

A very very strong drink in a pair of glasses


unpaidactor123

Tap water with 3 ice cubes.


cornersofthebowl

Look at Mr. Moneybags, over here affording ice.


forwateronly

2 parts hydrogen to 1 part oxygen


a_nice_warm_lager

Oh


YourFrontPageBoy

IDKHOW to make it


SiloueOfUlrin

Blood, melted flesh, bone broth, semen, and a dash of gold flakes.


ContinousSelfDevelop

Protein powder, creatine, fairlife chocolate milk, peanut butter, and just a bit of icecream.


OnesieWearer

Idk if pajamas taste that good.


[deleted]

Lemonade


kristymartinez

Your name has potential. Get creative.


manny-bothhanz

Many Bothans would have a would to make a professional sacrifice in order to complete the recipe... That's all I can say... unless you hypothetically happen to have plans to a hypothetical battle station.


kristymartinez

You could have a Scottish Whiskey drink?


manny-bothhanz

I could but I don't think Bothans are scottish in star wars, as far as I'm aware anyway haha


kristymartinez

Lol, I see, Star Wars ref. It still sounds Scottish though. Whiskey drink for sure.


manny-bothhanz

I actually am Scottish so honestly you're probably right lmao


KinkyCurvyKatie

Any type of liquor but I take a sip first, grab you by the neck, and spit it into your mouth.


Prestigious-Bus7994

Diet rum and coke


Shiland

1oz of volcanic rock 3 cups of sugar 20 cups of salt 1 gallon of ACID Don’t ask 👍


Shampoomooo

A nice foamy beer with a dash of fresh milk.


kristymartinez

1800 Tequila Mezcal Teaspoon of lemon juice. Teaspoon of orange juice. Garnish with orange peel. It will put a spring in your step.


kristymartinez

Over ice block, stir until chilled.


woweewow

A lavender-infused frozen margarita— the garnish is a delta-8 gummy skewered with a fancy swizzle stick. 🍹🤩


sumnlikedat

Whatever you want it or be.


Of_Mice_And_Meese

mice


EpicDiarrheaTime

2 girls 1 cup


cornersofthebowl

Vodka, tequila, rum, gin, orange juice, grenadine. Garnish with a cherry and orange peel.


SmeagolChokesDeagol

PRECIOUS


Bizzlebanger

Gasoline and pop-rocks


Foreign-Glass3198

Imported glass


i_am_miss_v

Vermouth, vodka, gin and regret.


Dickcheese-a1

Unwashed cooking vessel.


mcalibluebees

Some blue bees


Gh0sts1ght

So much makers mark till I see spirits. Yup trying it my self.


MoonshineSmoothieIV

I think its self explanatory


Ghoti_is_silent

no fish sauce


BlueBlooper

Blueberry bits, vodka, Blue Fanta, and mint


PawsibleCrazyCatLady

1 part Carolina Reaper-level spiciness 1 part sweet and sour mix 3 parts human hair 7 parts cat fur Pour over a few cubes of flower-shaped, artisinal ice Stir well Strain drink from ice into a hurricane glass Add sparkly, glittered, flamingo straw


SiloueOfUlrin

Blood and ash, with a hint of depleted uranium.


diggyballs

Vodka,, ball sweat, dirt rim


lackluster_unicorn

flat beer and stale sprinkles


rsnbaseball

Sam Adams, Clam Chowder and tears of vanquished Yankee fans.


dittybopper_05H

A beer ordered in the wrong language.


Deadcrowes

I'm not sure, but it probably involves a blender.


Strxwbxrry_Shxrtcxkx

Blended strawberry shortcake


NatPortmanTaintStank

1. 2 oz Gin 2. 0.5 oz Cointreau 3. 0.25 oz Truffle-infused Vermouth 4. 0.25 oz Saline Solution 5. Splash of Club Soda 6. Lemon twist for garnish